Tristan Thompson Likes Women with “Big Butts,” Source Says

Tristan Thompson actually played basketball on Sunday night.

After scarcely seeing the floor during the opening three games of his teams playoff series against the Indiana Pacers, the disgraced power forward logged seven minutes in Game 4 in a narrow Cavaliers victory.

He grabbed one rebound and scored zero points.

But the point of this article is not to rundown Thompson’s struggles on the court.

It’s to relay the latest rumors about his side piece success in bed.

That is: How does Thompson go about grabbing booty and scoring with women when he cheats on Khloe Kardashian?

According to an Us Weekly insider, the professional athlete has an entire game plan when it comes to his infidelity.

Tristan slides into girls’ DMs,” this tabloid source explains, expounding as follows:

“He messages girls that way, on Instagram, and then meets up with them.”

Does he just come across these women randomly while searching social media?

Does he meet them, learn their handle, track them down online and then make further contact?

It’s not clear at this time.

What is clear, however, is the type of females to whom Thompson is drawn.

This same source claims to know what Tristan is looking for when he’s looking to drive the ball to the hoops (and we don’t mean in order to help the Cavs win a game!).

“He likes exotic or non-American-looking girls with big butts,” Us Weekly writes.

Hmmm… do the alleged side pieces we’ve heard about so far fit this description?

Scroll away below and you tell us:

About 10 days ago, of course, the Internet nearly exploded upon news of Thompson’s wandering and curious penis going viral.

Both TMZ and The Daily Mail shared surveillance footage from clubs and hotels that appeared to depict Thompson in the act of cheating.

In one video, Kardashian would have been three months pregnant at the time.

In another video, she would have been over eight months pregnant.

Heck, Khloe gave birth to the estranged couple’s daughter just a day after this scandal went public. How crazy and sad is that?!?

The little girl is named True Thompson and Khloe made no indication in her announcement that she has split from Thompson.

Not yet, at least.

“Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE,” Khloe wrote a few days ago, along with a photo of her baby’s nursery.

She added:

“Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family! Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!”

Granted, Khloe may still cut ties with Tristan.

She allegedly SCREAMED at him right after welcoming her first kid into the world.

But what else is she supposed to do or say right now?

Of course she must put on a brave public face and of course her first couple of statements as a mother must make it sound like her baby has two loving and committed parents.

But we very much wonder what will happen going forward, especially as more and more news breaks about Thompson’s cheating.

For example:

Us Weekly cites another sources who talks about Tristan’s behavior during NBA All-Star Weekend in February.

He “didn’t look or act like someone who had a pregnant girlfriend,” this witness claims.

“The flirting and body language were definitely inappropriate for someone in a serious relationship expecting a baby.”

We’d say we’re surprised.

But come on: Would anything about Thompson’s behavior surprise you at this point?

Hang in there, Keeks.

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KATE MIDDLETON IS IN LABOR!!!!!!!!

The countdown to Royal Baby Number-Three isn’t merely on…

… it’s about to be over.

And a whole new chapter is about to begin.

Kensington Palace has confirmed the exciting and suspenseful news that Kate Middleton is in labor with her and Prince William’s third child.

We don’t know exactly when he or she will be born, but women typically take less time to complete the process with each baby to whom they give birth.

So it could happen at any moment!

“Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge was admitted to St. Mary’s Hospital, Paddington, London earlier this morning in the early stages of labor,” the official Palace statement reads.

It also adds:

“The Duchess travelled by car from Kensington Palace to the Lindo Wing at St. Mary’s Hospital with The Duke of Cambridge.”

From what we gather, Middleton was admitted just before 6 a.m. (U.K. time) to the same hospital where she gave birth to Prince George and Princess Charlotte.

Usually, of course, a woman simply going into labor would not be cause us to write our own story about it.

Usually, we’d wait until the baby was actually here before we provided readers with a lengthy update.

But there’s basically nothing usual about Kate Middleton, Prince William or their beautiful life together.

No couple on the planet generates as much interest — and we’re not sure if it’s even close. (Beyonce and Jay Z, perhaps? Michelle and Barack Obama? Scott Disick and Sofia Richie?)

Neither Kate nor William has leaked the gender of their third kid, although William came pretty close this month.

According to the latest rumor, the superstars are about to welcome a boy named Thomas.

But, again, this is just a rumor right now.

Whichever gender is ends up being, and whatever he or she gets named, baby will be the fifth in line of succession after Prince Charles, William, George and Charlotte.

Prince Harry – currently sitting as fifth in line to the throne – will be bumped to sixth.

Kate and William announced in September that they were expecting their third child, being forced to do so a little earlier than they had originally planned because Middleton once again struggled with hyperemesis gravidarum.

This condition meant she had to deal with extreme bouts of morning sickness, which meant she had to cancel many public appearances… which means the couple had no choice but to let the world know why.

Married in April of 2011, Kate and her handsome man are also the parents of Prince George, 4, and Princess Charlotte, 2; both were also born at St. Mary’s Hospital, as mentioned above.

The Duchess made her last public appearance in March, meeting British Paralympic athletes with Prince William.

She’s since being laying low, missing out, for example, on a celebration of the Queen’s 92nd birthday this past Sunday night.

But she has a pretty solid excuse, wouldn’t you say?

Meanwhile, Pippa Middleton is also pregnant, according to the latest reports.

Such an exciting time for the family!

We’d like to send Kate and William a preemptive note of congratulations. Won’t you join us in doing so?

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