Jenelle Evans: David Eason Doesn’t Abuse Me! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Ever since David Eason first appeared on Teen Mom 2, there have been lots and lots of viewers who believe that he's abusive in some way to Jenelle Evans.

And that's for many, many reasons.

Obviously we can't say for sure what's going on down in that sinking swamp house, but we can consider what Jenelle herself has to say about it.

Which is convenient, because in her latest Twitter rant, she had a whole mess of things to say about it!

1. Shady Dave

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So David Eason … he’s never been a likable character on Teen Mom 2, we’ll say that much.

2. "The Worst"

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He came into Jenelle’s life shortly after a breakup with Nathan Griffith — there were many breakups, but obviously David popped in after that last one. And before too long, Jenelle’s mother, dear Barbara, was proclaiming that he was the worst boyfriend she’s ever had.

3. THAT Bad?!

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Which, if you consider Jenelle’s dating history, is a pretty bold claim.

4. Bad News

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Barbara has said that David is too controlling, and we have to say, based on the footage we’ve seen of him on the show, that seems pretty accurate.

5. What a Creep

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Early in their relationship, David decided that Jenelle shouldn’t be talking to Barbara or Nathan at all, and instead, he’d speak to them regarding anything concerning Jace or Kaiser. It was a great big red flag, but things only got worse from there.

6. Lots and Lots of Claims

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For instance, remember when we found out about David’s arrest history? And, more importantly, about those awful court documents filed by the woman he dated just before Jenelle?

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Wendy Williams to Cardi B: You’ll Be Raising That Kid Alone!

Upon learning that Cardi B is pregnant, most people reacted with a mixture of surprise and happiness.

The popular artist made this reveal by rocking a tight white dress while performing on Saturday Night Live this weekend, making her sizable baby bump noticeable to all.

Here. See for yourself:

But while those with a heart gladly sent their best wishes to Cardi B and her fiance, Offset, Wendy Williams did the exact opposite.

She chose the occasion of this pregnancy announcement to hurl cruel and ignorant shade in the direction of the famous couple instead.

She did what she does best and most frequently, in other words.

“Now I don’t know if you know this, but Cardi’s engagement ring wasn’t on while she was performing [on SNL],” Williams said on air this morning, providing expert in-depth analysis and adding:

“You would think that a baby and an engagement ring would go hand in hand, especially at a time like this, you’re about to do the big reveal!”

Wendy is clearly on to something here.

There’s no reason at all why a woman would not wear an engagement ring while at her job, other than her having questions about the long-term prospects of her engagement.

Williams then went on speculate wildly, just as she did upon saying Travis Scott would leave Kylie Jenner.

“If she’s happy, fine,” Williams said about Cardi B, who she doesn’t know at all of course.

“I don’t think she and Offset will get married,” the terrible talk show host continued. “I think it’s what hip hop/rock and roll people do these days, they just have babies and move along with their lives.”

Got any examples of this, Wendy?

None at all? Okay then!

Williams also pointed out that while this will be Cardi’s first child, it’s Offset’s “fourth baby with four [different] moms.”

She even cited an unverified gossip item and added:

“There might be an alleged 5th on the way, as we speak.”

Sheesh, Wendy!

Yes, it’s true that a woman named Celina Powell came forward to claim that Offset is the father of her child in late December of 2017.

We even wrote about how Offset is supposedly avoiding taking paternity tests to prove whether he is, indeed, this young person’s biological dad.

But we aren’t going on national television to talk about and/or to make baseless accusations!

Especially not when Cardi B has acknowledged her fiance’s infidelity, while also saying she doesn’t exactly have a clean record in this department herself.

We’re pretty sure the status of Cardi B and Offset’s relationship is none of our business.

We’re pretty sure a new life is about to enter the world and we’re definitely sure Cardi is excited about it.

Oh, and we’re even more sure that Wendy Williams is an awful person.


Jenelle Evans: Guns are Great Toys for Toddlers! Leave Me Alone!

If there’s one thing we can say about Jenelle Evans, it’s that she just never knows when to quit.

But, as you probably know, that’s not always a good thing.

Actually, we’d say that when it comes to this girl, it’s rarely a good thing.

And come to think of it, there’s been occasions when she did quit with varying results — she quit heroin that one time, which was great, but then there were all those times she quit trying to be a decent human being, which was not so great.

Look, this is getting a little convoluted, but all we’re trying to say is that Jenelle has a habit of getting herself into a pickle and then doing everything in her power, consciously or not, to make the situation worse.

And that’s exactly what she’s doing right now.

If you’ve been keeping up with Teen Mom 2’s hottest mess, then you know that she could be losing that title soon — there’s a good chance she could get fired from the show.

It all started a couple of weeks ago, when David shared that photo of Jenelle posing with a gun shortly after the shooting in Parkland, Florida.

When people began to point out that perhaps they should take down the photo out of respect, David refused, and he even mocked those that suggested removing the photo.

Because why be sensitive in the aftermath of such a tragedy when you’ve got big guns to pose with?

For a few days after that, David continued making dumb statements about guns, and eventually he decided to work a bit of homophobia in there as well.

He said some truly terrible things about gay and transgender people, and then he said more terrible things about anyone who dared to call him out for his backwards, ignorant ideas.

He told Chelsea Houska’s dad to “eat a bag of dicks” after he reported him to Twitter, for example.

So that happened, and David was fired from Teen Mom 2.

Jenelle hasn’t been fired yet, but as far as we know, that’s still a possibility. The word is that MTV is done filming her for the upcoming season anyway, so they have more time to decide what to do with her.

If you were Jenelle, god forbid, you’d probably being laying low, right? Trying to be quiet and inoffensive so you don’t lose your high-paying job that supports your entire family?

Trick question: if you were actually Jenelle, you’d just keep right on being awful.

Knowing full well that gun photos were what got her into this mess in the first place, Jenelle still shared these photos of Kaiser earlier this week:

And the photos did not get a positive reaction.

“This is very inappropriate given recent events and you should take it down,” one of her followers advised her.

Another commented “You might want to rethink this post in light of the recent school shootings. Clearly, it’s going to cause a problem. You make your own trouble.”

“So David gets fired over the photo he posted and u come on posting this?” someone else asked. “Like there’s nothing wrong with your son playing with a toy gun but we all know u did this for a reaction?”

“Using ur son too? Sweet move for more haters.”

Isn’t it though?

But despite all the criticism she got for the photos, Jenelle didn’t back down.

She responded to all the comments by explaining “This is a toy gun that I just bought Kaiser and he absolutely loves. Everyday he goes outside to ‘find something to hunt.'”

“Let boys be boys. My kids are Country Boys so everyone needs to get over that part.”

There are so many things wrong with what she said that it’s hard to know where to begin, but let’s try anyway, OK?

One, since when were her kids “country boys”? Does her current soulmate determine her children’s identities? Because she was never into “country” stuff before David.

Also one of her kids is a girl?

Two, you can’t write off any valid criticism anyone has about your parenting with the saying “let boys be boys.” It’s not like all boys are required to like guns.

Three, she’s completely ignoring the fact that many people don’t even have an issue with Kaiser having a toy gun — it’s simply an issue of timing.

It’s not hard to not post photos like these when it could affect your livelihood, or after so many people were killed in such a tragic shooting.

As many of her followers pointed out, it’s pretty clear that she’s just looking for some attention with this.

Well, we hope you enjoy it, Jenelle. After all, if you get fired, you’ll only get so much more of it.