Amal Clooney: Will Someone Please Bang Jennifer Aniston?!

It’s been eight months since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux filed for divorce, and in that time, there have been countless rumors about both parties’ romantic prospects.

As is often the case with this sort of thing, those reports have run the gamut from absurd to completely plausible.

Justin dating Emma Stone falls on the “plausible” end of the spectrum (especially since the actors star in a new Netflix series together).

Jen getting back with Brad Pitt?

Well, we probably don’t need to tell you that that one sounds a little too good to be true.

Anyway, just because she’s not knocking boots with her ex, that doesn’t mean Jen is lonely.

According to a new report from Life & Style, Jen has recruited none other than Amal Clooney to help her locate attractive young rich guys to keep her company while she decides her next move.

“Amal knows plenty of intelligent, sexy, successful men who would jump at the chance to date Jen and has been busy compiling a list of eligible bachelors,” a source tells the tabloid. 

“Jen’s ready to get back out there. She completely trusts Amal’s judgment.”

But from the sound of it, Jen is in no hurry to rush right back into a serious relationship:

“[She’s been] asking her girlfriends to set her up with someone in his 20s or 30s who won’t get too attached,” the insider adds.

“Jen’s sick and tired of being portrayed as the heartbroken one and thinks being spotted with a handsome new man on her arm could help set the record straight.”

And the source says Aniston has been quite clear with regard to what she’s looking for:

“Jen’s telling friends that she wants to date a younger guy. But she needs help. She wants her friends to set her up.”

We say go for it.

No one expects rich and famous men to settle down right away after they get divorced.

In fact, they’re encouraged to play the field for a while.

So while we very much doubt that Jen was waiting for our approval to go bang some 21-year-old male model, we hereby officially give her the thumbs-up.


Angelina Jolie: Amal Clooney Is Just a Hater Who Wants to Be Me!

It’s been almost two years since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their divorce, but despite rumors that they’ve both moved on, it seems the wound remains as fresh as ever.

In fact, sources say the mere mention of Brad is enough to make Angie’s blood boil — and she’s kept a mental revenge list of the celebs who she feels betrayed her during her divorce.

Amal and Angelina

At the top of that list are George and Amal Clooney, who made no secret of the fact that they sided with Brad during the breakup.

Sources tell London tabloid The Sun that Angelina expected George to be loyal to his buddy Brad, but she was surprised to learn that Amal had been trash-talking her to mutual acquaintances.

Angie apparently suspects that Amal’s unkind words have little to do with her affection for Brad, and everything to do with old-fashioned jealousy.

Sources use the word “rivalry” and “hatred” when describing the relationship between Angie and Amal.

And it seems that at the center of the conflict is the humanitarian work that both women are known for.

Yes, even before she and Pitt divorced, Angelina reportedly viewed Amal as competition.

After all, Jolie has devoted much of her adult life to political causes, but she’ll always be viewed as an actress first and activist second.

Amal, on the other hand, is a human rights attorney who has never known any other life.

It’s difficult to imagine Angelina Jolie feeling threatened, but if anyone could undermine the actress’ confidence, it would be Amal.

Angelina has always made it clear that she considers philanthropy to be far more important than celebrity, and in that department, Amal has her beat.

The tension between the two women has been simmering for years, and The Sun claims it boiled over recently when Angie caught wind of some comments Amal had made.

One insider says Amal described Angie’s behavior during her divorce as “crazy.”
It seems that was all it took to push Jolie over the edge.

Now, the cold war is being fought openly, with the ladies forcing their mutual friends to choose sides.

According to The Sun, Jolie and Clooney have even been competing over decorators, hairdressers, and makeup artists.

The rivalry shows no signs of letting up, as both women feel they deserve to be the queen of the London humanitarian set.

And apparently, Amal isn’t the only one making Angie feel insecure about her contributions.

Currently, Brad is dating Neri Oxman, an architect and MIT professor who’s widely regarded as one of the top minds in her field.

Again, we don’t imagine Angelina is low on self-esteem, but she’s up against some pretty remarkable women these days.