Angelina Pivarnick to JWoww: You’re Just a Jersey Whore!

As we reported earlier, last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation would’ve been a total snoozefest were it not for the surprise return of the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island herself, Angelina Pivarnick.

“Jolie” isn’t exactly a fan favorite, but she certainly livened up last night’s proceedings, which otherwise would’ve been highlighted by Snooki helping her kids with a school project.

At first, the kinder, gentler, slightly soberer Jersey Shore was a nice change of pace, but if we’re being honest, the last couple episodes have dragged a bit.

The show could use a bit of the petty conflict that helped to make its first iteration so memorable, and fans are hoping that’s where Angelina comes in.

Based on Pivarnick’s recent Instagram activity, we’re guessing viewers won’t have to wait long for her to deliver the goods.

On Thursday, Pivarnick touted her return with a photo of a rather combative coffee mug.

“TOMORROW IS MY RETURN ON @jerseyshore!!!!! Can’t wait for you all to see. I will be sipping my TEA out of my amazing cup I dedicate to @jwoww,” she captioned the pic below.

Amidst a jumble of hashtags and emojis, Pivarnick added, “Keep hating.”

Jersey Shore Mug

Needless to say, Jenni “JWoww” Farley was less than thrilled when she laid eyes on the post.

“Who’s following who?! Jealous of what? Your third engagement or third chance in the house?” Farley commented.

“You want me to show u the door … again #statenislanddump.”


“Rather be sleeping than regret looking like you on national TV.” Jenni shot back.

It wasn’t long before Deena Nicole-Cortese jumped into the fray, writing:

“Omg you left the house wanting to make amends with everyone.”

She added:

“I’m confused with this post.. why start silly drama over insta?”

What we have here is Mayweather-McGregor caliber trash talk, but will it translate to the sort of on-air drama fans are hoping for?

Yes, says Pivarnick:

“I didn’t really wanna have that altercation with her,” says Angelina, adding that she and Jenni very nearly came to blows,” she recently told Us Weekly.

“If it comes down to it, I’m gonna have to do it, but I literally wanted to be classy. I wanted to just make my amends without having to throw fists this season.”

Watch Jersey Shore online to get caught up in time for what will hopefully be a drama-packed remainder of the season.


Angelina Jolie: Did News That Brad Pitt is Dating Make Her COLLAPSE?!

While it’s been reported that Angelina Jolie is pissed that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, details on how she responded the news have been scarce.

Until now.

A new report describes how Angelina was so overcome with distress upon the news that she allegedly collapsed.

Star Magazine has an explosive, incredible report about how Angelina Jolie allegedly responded to the news that Brad is dating a brilliant professor.

Their source claims that Angelina “flew into such a rage that she collapsed.”

Specifically, they say that she started to respond with a more outward display of her frustration.

“She was ranting one minute.”

But there was a sudden change.

“And then the next, she just sort of crumpled.”

That certainly sounds dramatic!

The report goes on.

“Angie can’t stand anyone who’s smarter and prettier than her.”

(Fortunately, there’s no such person who matches that description)

Apparently, she finds it “galling that Brad has managed to keep his connection Neri hush-hush for months.”

The source says that Angelina has been viewing this as a race.

“Angie is very jealous and competitive, and she wanted to be the first one to start a hot new relationship.”

So, in her world, she would allegedly see this as a defeat.

“If it turns out that Brad beat her to the punch, it could be humiliating.”

The source speaks about where Brad is these days.

“Brad has been ready for a new relationship for a while now.”

This source says that his current lady love is perfect for him.

“And Neri is just the sort of woman he needs.”

Neri is a professor at the MIT Media Lab.

She leads the esteemed university’s Media Matter research group.

She is also an architect and a designer.

Many have suggested that Brad has found his “Amal Clooney” in her, because she’s smart and she challenges him and, in many ways, her career path is more impressive than his.

Some have called this report on Angelina’s response into question.

The dubious dramatics and alleged jealousy aside, Angelina actually has been linked with someone.

And we don’t mean those rumors about Angelina having a revenge-bang with Justin Theroux.

In March, Entertainment Tonight reported that Angelina was seen with an “older-looking man who is a real estate agent.”

So it’s hard to see how Brad could have won the race to find someone new.

If that’s even something that concerns Angelina.

It was, after all, Angelina who broke things off with Brad. And, lest we forget, reported him for the FBI, accusing him of child-abuse.

None of us know what happened on that plane, but there are many who once admired the notoriously handsome actor who have lost all respect for him.

And it seems that Angelina feels the same way.

Does she really care that much about what her ex is up to?

We hope not. Angelina Jolie is an accomplished actress, admired political activist, and she’s done work with the United Nations.

She is better than the petty, vindictive image that some paint of her in recent months.


Angelina Jolie: PISSED About Brad Pitt Dating Neri Oxman!

It’s been 18 months since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt separated, and in that time, the tabloids have connected both parties to just about every unattached celebrity in Hollywood.

The rumors have run the gamut from utterly ridiculous to thoroughly plausible (who didn’t want to believe that Brad was back together with Jennifer Aniston?)

But the latest report about Brad’s love life appears to be the most legit one yet, if for no other reason than even Angie seems to believe it’s true.

As you may have heard, insiders believe that Brad is dating Neri Oxman, a 42-year-old architect and MIT professor with whom he’s been spending a lot of time in recent months.

Brad and Neri have been hanging out at least since November, when he sat in one of her classes.

Sources say this is the first time that Angie has gotten upset about the latest Brad news, and there are two main reaons for that:

For starters, despite denials from Pitt’s rep, she fully believes that he’s romantically involved with Oxman.

Brad Pitt Neri Oxman

On top of that, Neri is highly intelligent, politically engaged, and socially conscious – and Angie fears she’ll come off looking a vapid Hollywood type when the two of them are inevitably compared by the media.

“Angelina is steaming with emotions and jealousy,” a source close to the actress tells Hollywood Life.

“She doesn’t like to hear any of the dating rumors about her ex… She can‘t handle it.”

The insider says Angie was surprised to feel the envy welling up inside her when she first laid eyes on Oxman:

“Angie saw pictures of Neri and felt a bit jealous,” the tipster claims.

It’s Neri‘s incredible intelligence that has thrown Angie off balance. An MIT professor is the last person Angie would have picked for Brad.”

The insider adds that “Angie might feel more comfortable if her ex were dating another Hollywood actress.”

But apparently, Jolie is taking comfort in the fact that Neri is simply out of Brad’s league, intellectually-speaking:

“Angelina is in a bit of denial about Brad‘s possible new relationship,” the source claims.

“She knows Neri is not Brad’s type, or at least doesn’t fit into his group of ex’s.”

Oh, Angie. That sounds like a challenge.

And we’re guessing Brad is the type that rarely gets shot down.


Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Aniston: Take Your Peace Offering and Shove It!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are over.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are over.

But might Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston just be getting started?!?

Indeed, according to a hilarious In Touch Weekly rumor, Aniston recently reached out to her long-time rival in hopes of getting together and burying a hatchet that has existed ever since Brad Pitt buried his penis deep inside of Angelina’s…

… sorry, nevermind.

You probably get it.

The aforementioned tabloid writes in its latest issue that Aniston “extended an invitation” to sit down for a meal with Jolie because “Jen thought it was finally time to resolve the past.”

Even the recent past.

Just in the past couple months alone, there’s been talk that Aniston and Pitt are getting back together, now that each is single.

We’ve always doubted this chatter and it appears as if Aniston wanted to make sure Angelina didn’t believe any of it, either.

Aniston was aiming for a “fresh start on all fronts” with Jolie, who this same report alleges responded as followed to Aniston:


We’re paraphrasing with that response, of course, but In Touch writes that Jolie turned down Aniston’s invitation.

For what reason?

The former Academy Award winner supposedly told Aniston that “she didn’t owe her an apology,” leading the magazine insider to conclude:

“The whole idea to get together for dinner turned into a disaster.”

Shocking, right?

Aside from the obvious reasons why Jolie would scoff at this sort of request, Star Magazine claims that Aniston and Pitt have been hanging out of late, due to an intervention of sorts by George Clooney.

The beloved actor is close friends with Pitt and has reportedly been in close contact with him ever since his September 2016 divorce from Jolie.

“After Jen and Justin [Theroux, 46] announced their split, [Clooney] encouraged Brad to reach out and give their relationship another chance,” Star claims of Pitt and Aniston.

This supposedly led to Pitt and Aniston getting together on the night of March 3, reminiscing about “the past” and sharing “a lot of laughs.”

Overall, “it seemed just like old times, but better,” the tabloid reports.

Naturally, news of this meeting of ex-lovers got back to Jolie, which helps explain why she never considered a sit-down with Aniston.

Simply put, according to In Touch?

“She’s furious about it.”

Thankfully, even if Aniston does jump into bed again with Pitt, all hope is not lose for Jolie.

There’s a certain handsome actor who wants to take her out on a date and who would probably not object to a round of intercourse, either.

We can’t say for certain what will happen between them, but both Jolie and Aniston need to focus on the future.

The former confirmed her split from Jolie over a year and a half ago, while Aniston separated from Theroux in February via the following statement:

In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year.

We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship.

The stars had been together for seven years at the time and married for two years.


Angelina Jolie Wants THIS Actor for Her “Revenge Romance”

Angelina Jolie has heard all the rumors.

She’s read all the celebrity gossip sites.

She knows that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may soon make babies together.

But a new report claims the famous actress has a plan to get back at her estranged husband for his possibly rekindled romance.

She’s figured out exactly how to attack Pitt where it may hurt him the most:

By sleeping with a guy who sort of looks just like him!

According to Radar Online, Jolie has been in contact with Garrett Hedlund, a 33-year old actor who is very easy on the eyes.

And he apparently thinks there’s something between himself and Jolie, or is at least confident that something could happen between the stars, considering his alleged aggression.

“It’s gone from exchanging the odd email to texting several times a day and planning to meet up for dinner,” claims an insider of the connection between Jolie and Hedlund, adding:

“It’s Garrett who’s making all the moves!”

Hedlund dated actress Kirsten Dunst for four years after they met on the set of 2012’s On the Road.

He also actually co-starred with Pitt way back in 2004 in Troy and he grew close to Jolie after she cast him in Unbroken a decade later.

Might these two really end up dating? Or at least banging?

“Angie’s incredibly flattered and enjoying Garrett’s attention,” Radar writes.

The website then goes on to compare Hedlund with Pitt:

“He’s like a younger, hotter Brad and she’s confessed to a couple of girlfriends that she’d be up for a fling with him. It would be the ultimate revenge romance!”

Well, let’s be honest here:

If Pitt really does get back together with Aniston, that will be the ultimate revenge romance.

It will be the ultimate revenge romance to end ALL revenge romances.

Within seconds of Internet users learning that Aniston was splitting from husband Justin Theroux, pretty much anyone with a Twitter account was assuming Pitt and Aniston would start getting it on once again.

That would be cool with us, but not nearly as cool as the flipside:

What if Jolie and Theroux decided to sleep together?!?

Yes, this is another rumor making the World Wide Web rounds.

“Angelina is interested in working with Theroux, she actually put feelers out before he and Jennifer’s split,” Hollywood Life wrote about a month ago, adding:

“Apparently she’s a big fan of The Leftovers.

“When Justin and Jennifer were together no one expected it to happen, but now that they’ve split the chances of him saying yes to Angelina are way up.”

Yes, this report claims Angelina just wants to work with Justin.

But she merely worked with Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith and we all know what transpired from there, right?

Red. Hot. Sex.

We’re just sayin.


Angelina Jolie & Justin Theroux: Planning An Epic Revenge Bang?!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have called it quits after two and a half years of marriage.

Based on accounts from those who knew the couple best, Justin broke up with Jen, and the decision was primarily the result of lifestyle differences.

(Justin loved Manhattan; Jen was a lifelong California girl; neither wanted to relocate permanently. Seems like the sort of thing they should’ve worked out before getting hitched, but we digress.)

Anyway, despite – or perhaps because of – the seemingly dull cause of the split, the rumor mill has been running wild with reports that Aniston is planning to get back together with Brad Pitt.

As far as we can tell, those claims are entirely baseless, and of course, the internet is deeply bummed about about it.

Maybe that’s why we’re suddenly hearing rumors about a different sort of rebound hookup:

It’s been almost two years since Pitt and Angelina Jolie broke up, and news about Angie’s love life has been scarce to non-existent,

There are those who think that’s because she was biding her time, Maleficent-style, waiting for a hookup that would devastate her rivals and cement her place as the queen badass of Hollywood.

Okay, maybe no one really thought that, but an anonymous source tells Hollywood Life that Angie has her eyes on Justin.

“Angelina is interested in working with Justin Theroux, she actually put feelers out before he and Jennifer’s split,” the source claims.

“Apparently she’s a big fan of The Leftovers. When Justin and Jennifer were together no one expected it to happen, but now that they’ve split the chances of him saying yes to Angelina are way up.”

Oh, man. The appropriateness of Angie scooping up Jen’s sloppy seconds because she loves The Leftovers is simply too much to bear.

Anyway, the source adds that the interest is mutual, and we may see Jolie and Theroux working together very soon:

“Justin’s a very ambitious guy and his star is on the rise,” says the insider.

“Doing a project with Angelina could really take him to the next level.”

Obviously, the situation is not without potential complications:

“Of course it would really hurt Jennifer, so that may be a deterrent for him, but it’s certainly going to be tempting for him,” the source adds.

Yeah, we suppose the possibility of having one’s genitals fed to a pack of starved hyenas would be a deterrent for anyone.

Nothing against Justin, but we’re hoping it happens just so Jen can drop a sick Bond villain line like, “There will be no … leftovers.”


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: We’re Holding Secret Talks!

According to an onslaught of recent rumors, Brad Pitt is getting back together with Jennifer Aniston.

Call us crazy, but we aren’t exactly buying this chatter.

On a semi-related note, however, reports also indicate that Pitt is back in contact with estranged wife Angelina Jolie, leaving folks to wonder why.

Is Jolie pissed about the Aniston reunion talk?

Is she considering a reconciliation with Pitt?

Are they collaborating on a movie project?

No, no and no.

Nearly 18 months after they stunned the world by announcing their separation and planned divorce, Jolie and Pitt are still working out the details of their legal split.

There’s no chance they will ever see each other naked, so don’t go getting all excited over this drawn out process.

But there is hope that the initial tension between the superstars has thawed and that an amicable relationship is still very much possible.

The Blast writes that Jolie and Pitt have filed documents in their divorce case, asking to extend their “temporary judge” so that negotiations remain private.

This means we can’t say for certain just what the actress and actor are talking about as it relates to their break-up.

But it’s most likely they are figuring out a way to distribute assets and, of course, coming up with a custody arrangement that satisfies both sides.

Granted, most divorces do not take this long to settle.

However, most divorces do not involve so many millions of dollars between the man and the woman – or so many kids!

Angelina and Brad are the parents to six sons and daughters: Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Vivienne and Knox.

Amid speculation that Pitt was actually abusive with Maddox on board a private airplane in the fall of 2016, Jolie was hesitant at first to agree to any sort of joint custody.

But the two are now coordinating schedules so that Mom and Dad both get ample time in the kids on a regular basis.

“Brad and Angie are doing OK, working out time for him to be with the kids,which he treasures,” an insider tells People Magazine.

Right now, the kids reside permanently with Jolie in Los Angeles and visit with Pitt on occasion.

“Angelina is busy with everything she is doing, including being a super mom to her kids,” someone close to the actress previously told this publication, adding:

“But she is doing fine and working with Brad on ways to continue their lives so everyone is happy.”

As for Pitt?

He’s at least in a better position now than he was several months ago, back when he was actually under investigation by the FBI for supposedly getting physical with Maddox on board that aforementioned airplane.

He’s given a few candid interviews in which he’s admitted to maybe smoking and drinking a little too much back in the day and appears to have arrived at a few revelations about his life in general.

The guy clearly loves his kids.

“The process has been difficult,” said a different People source. “But he is OK and remains committed to his family.”


Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie: Here’s $100 Million. Now… GO AWAY!

Brad Pitt really wants his marriage with Angelina Jolie to be over.

And the actor is willing to put his money where his mouth is.

Like, A LOT of money where his (very handsome) mouth is.

According to Life & Style, Pitt is anxious to put his failed marriage behind him, but Jolie is dragging her feet on signing the final papers.

In response, Pitt has advised his attorney to sweeten the settlement pot. By a significant amount.

“In hopes of getting Angie to sign off on the divorce, Brad started throwing huge financial settlement offers at her lawyer,” a source tells the aforementioned tabloid.

Thus far, however, Pitt has been unsuccessful… despite trying really hard.

“Angie has rejected every single offer, including the most recent one, for $ 100 million,” this same source says.

Wait, WHAT?!?

Pitt offered Jolie $ 100 million to complete the ex-couple’s divorce? And she didn’t take it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

We know Jolie isn’t exactly in need of money or anything, but there’s no saving this relationship.

Why not just take the giant sum of money and run?

In a new interview, Jolie does not address this rumor.

But the 42-year old Oscar winner admits the stars she made their second project together (2015’s By The Sea) as a means to “communicate” with each other.

Even back then, it was evident things were just a little bit off between the husband and wife.

“We had met working together and we worked together well,” Jolie told The Hollywood Reporter‘s podcast, Awards Chatter, explaining this week:

“I wanted us to do some serious work together, I thought it would be a good way for us to communicate.

“In some ways it was, and in some ways we learned some things.

“But there was a heaviness probably during that situation that carried on and it wasn’t because of the film.”

That’s about as open as Jolie has been about the former romance since she filed for divorce from Pitt in September of last year.

She cited “irreconcilable differences” in her divorce filing, asking for primary custody of the pair’s six kids:

Maddox, 16, Pax, 13, Zahara, 12, Shiloh, 11 and 9-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox.

But Pitt wants joint custody and took exception early on to Jolie (or “sources,” we should say) labeling him as some kind of deadbeat dad who drank a lot.

There was one specific incident of Pitt allegedly getting into it, while wasted, on board a private airplane with Maddox.

The FBI even investigated the altercation, but did not come away with any evidence that any sort of child abuse had taken place.

“Brad felt he was depicted as an alcohol-swilling, pot-smoking, irresponsible and abusive husband and father — and that it was largely Angelina’s doing,” Life & Style writes.

As a result, Pitt has no interest in taking Jolie back, even if she were to come crawling.

Writes the magazine:

“Brad feels too much damage has been done and she’s tormented him for too long to consider taking her back. He doesn’t trust Angelina anymore.”

We can’t blame him.

But we do have one final question related to this split:

When will Pitt get back together with Jennifer Aniston?!?


This Teenager Desperately Wants to Look Like Angelina Jolie

You've perhaps read about Human Barbie on our website in the past, as a woman has shelled out an insane amount of money to resemble the famous plastic doll.

Now, it's time to meet Angelina Jolie.

And we know what you're thinking: isn't Angelina Jolie already human?

Of course she is. (We think.)

But Sahar Tabar is a 19-year old Iranian who has undergone over 50 procedures in order to look as much like her celebrity idol as possible.

In response, Internet users are concerned. Find out why below…

1. "She Looks Like a Zombie"

Sahar tabar
This is what some Instagram users are saying in response to Tabar’s photos. It’s not hard to understand why.

2. But Tabar is Committed

Sahar tabar picture
She has lost over 60 pounds and gone under the knife over 50 times, simply because she wants people to think she looks like Jolie. Do you think she’s been successful?

3. Is There an End in Sight to Her Surgeries?

Is there an end in sight to her surgeries
It doesn’t sound that way. Tabar has said she’ll “do anything” to look like Jolie. That much, sadly, seems clear.

4. But She Has a Major Internet Presence

But she has a major internet presence
Over 356,000 followers on Instagram, some of whom applaud her, but many of whom criticize her.

5. For Example:

For example
Yvonne_rolandson asks: “But why would anyone do this to themself?” The answer likely has a lot to do with a severe lack of self-esteem.

6. Is She for Real?

Is she for real
Some folks out there think this isa hoax, that the 19-year old is using prosthetics and make-up to achieve this unique look.

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