Jessica Eason Arrested “For Being a Crackhead,” David Eason Claims

The feud between Jenelle Evans and Jessica Eason — the sister of Jenelle’s troglodyte husband, David Eason — has been both very entertaining and very, very sad.

It’s entertaining because both parties are pretty much equally awful, so it’s a joy every time one of them makes life slightly more miserable for the other.

But it’s sad because both Jenelle and Jessica have young children at home, and having moms who can’t seem to stay out of jail can’t be good for these kids’ psyches.

We don’t need to tell you that Jenelle has been arrested more times than the entire roster of the 1986 Mets.

But you might not have known that Jessica is giving Jenelle a run for her money in the rap sheet department.

Yes, like her deplorable older brother, Jessica Eason gets arrested with about the same frequency that most people fill their gas tanks.

Usually, the charges are drug-related, but like Jenelle, she likes to mix things up with an assault here and there.

Jessica’s latest brush with the law came when she arrived in court to address a prior arrest.

It seems she was searched upon her arrival, which was a problem, as Jessica plum forgot she had drugs in her pocket.

Jessica was cuffed and thrown in jail on charges of felony possession of a Schedule II controlled substance.

The folks at Starcasm point out that Schedule II narcotics include “opium, opium extracts – fluid and powder, codeine, hydrocodone, morphine, methadone, methamphetamine, Ritalin, and Adderall.”

Jessica spent the weekend behind bars but was released Monday morning on $ 5,000 bond.

The 38-year-old has been keeping a relatively low profile ever since.

Remarkably, Jenelle hasn’t addressed the arrest either, so you can be sure she’s currently composing the roast of the century.

But David is still unemployed, and he appears to have all the time in the world on his hands, so it wasn’t long before he took to Facebook to sound off:

“For all you HATERS who listen to Jess’ bullsh-t, here she is in county jail on charges of being a crackhead,” he wrote.

“This is why she makes up lies and slander about me because nobody will help her support her drug habit. I don’t associate with drug addicts no matter if they’re family or not, they can never be trusted!”

Compassionate stuff.

Jess still hasn’t posted one of the big public statements she’s known for, but she did address the arrest by replying to a tweet about David’s remarks:

“I had adderall in my pocket instead of in it’s original container,” she wrote.

“I have to show proof in court today. That’s it!! Unlike him and his nasty bitch of a wife! Im not defending him anymore. That’s it! Grow up David!”

Classy stuff with this family, as always.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of the many ways in which Jenelle and David are just the worst.


Harvey Weinstein to Be Arrested By NYPD

Harvey Weinstein stands accused of victimizing countless women during his decades of egregious misconduct.

His attacks were so severe and so frequent that Weinstein’s name has become synonymous with a culture in which women are regarded as disposable sex objects to be violently mistreated by powerful men.

And now the disgraced film mogul might finally be brought to justice.

Several media outlets have confirmed today that Weinstein is expected to turn himself in to the NYPD Friday morning.

Weinstein will be taken into custody and will eventually face prosecution on sexual misconduct charges that are as yet unspecified.

The news comes on the heels of a Wall Street Journal report detailing New York authorities’ comprehensive investigation into assault and harassment claims against Weinstein.

Weinstein’s attorney, Benjamin Brafman, has refused to comment on reports that his client will surrender to police Friday morning.

Among the allegations investigated by police were claims made by actresses Paz de la Huerta and Lucia Evans.

De la Huerta alleges that she was raped by Weinstein on two separate occasions in 2010.

Evans says she was forced to perform oral sex on Weinstein in his office in 2004, while she was still an acting student.

Once considered one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, Weinstein’s fall from grace began back in October of 2017 with the publication of a scathing New York Times report detailing decades of sexual misconduct.

In the wake of the report, dozens of women came forward to reveal that they too were victimized by Weinstein.

Their courage gave rise to the #MeToo and #TimesUp movements, both of which are devoted to ensuring that victims of predators like Harvey Weinstein are no longer forced to suffer in silence.

High-profile Hollywood figures such as Ashley Judd, Mira Sorvino, Asia Argento, Rose McGowan and Salma Hayek came forward to call attention not only to Weinstein’s crimes but to the sins of an industry that tolerates and even encourages such behavior.

Even if Weinstein isn’t imprisoned as a result of the charges against him in New York, it seems increasingly unlikely that he’ll be able to avoid jail time.

Earlier this year, the LAPD submitted three cases of sexual assault to prosecutors.

Meanwhile, the Department of Justice has launched an investigation to determine whether Weinstein crossed state lines with an intent to commit sexual assault, which would make the attack a federal crime.

Weinstein has declined to speak with the press but has reiterated through his attorney’s office that he denies having non-consensual sex with any of his alleged victims.

Weinstein has kept a low profile these last seven months, spending some of that time in a rehab center for sex addicts in Arizona.

We’ll have further updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.


Lenny Dykstra Arrested For Assault, Possession, Being Lenny Dykstra

Perhaps you haven’t been keeping up on the post-retirement antics of former baseball semi-great Lenny “Nails” Dykstra.

So allow us to fill you in with the breathless glee of someone bringing you up to speed on the world’s most bonkers reality show.

Basically, imagine a form of batsh-t behavior and ya boy Lenny D has done it twice and bragged about it on social media.

Random feud with Lena Dunham?

Did it and then tried to have sex with her.

Accusing Charlie Sheen of murder?

You better believe it happened and that every hard drug under the sun was involved.

That last story left us with the impression that the 55-year-old chewing tabacky enthusiast’s most depraved days were behind him.

But just as we were beginning to give up hope, Nails went ahead and out-Nailsed himself.

That’s Lenny’s latest mug shot, taken Wednesday after he was investigated for allegedly assaulting an Uber driver:

Dykstra was eventually charged with making terroristic threats, as well as possession of cocaine, marijuana, and MDMA.

So either police searched him, or they just casually asked, “What’s in ya pockets today, Lenny?” as soon as they arrived on the scene.

The driver told police that Dykstra put a gun to his head, but no weapon was recovered at the scene.

Dykstra denied the allegations in the sort of profanity-laced tirade that appears to be his sole means of communication:

“The guy went nuclear on me,” he told the New York Daily News

“He f–king kidnapped me and almost killed me going 100 mph. He locked me in his f–king car, and he wouldn’t let me out.”

Hilariously, Dykstra later brushed off the charges on Twitter by quoting Taylor Swift:

“But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving. It’s like I got this music in my mind, sayin’ gonna be alright,” he wrote.

This latest arrest, of course, is far from Dykstra’s first brush with the law.

He was sentenced to six and a half months in federal prison in December 2012 after pleading guilty to bankruptcy fraud, concealment of assets and money laundering. 

That same year, Dykstra was sentenced to three years behind bars after pleading no contest to three counts of grand theft auto and filing a false police statement.

The prison sentences ran concurrently and Dykstra was released in June of 2013.

Sadly, he went right back to being Lenny Dykstra.

No word yet on whether or not Dykstra is facing more prison time, but we’ll keep you posted as more ridiculous details emerge.


Drunk Airline Passenger Pees on Seat, Gets Arrested

Here’s something different for a change:

It’s a story about an airline passenger sucking, as opposed to yet another story about an airline itself sucking.


Last Thursday, a man named Michael A. Haag was on board a Frontier Airlines flight from Denver to Charleston.

So far, so normal, right?

Plenty of men fly on a daily basis from this lovely Colorado city to this historic South Carolina destination.

About two hours into the journey, however, Haag reportedly granted the woman seated next to him, much to her understandable horror and chagrin.

Said a fellow passenger, recounting what transpired to a local Fox affiliate in Denver:

“I hear a woman scream, if this man f-cking touches me one more time I’ll f-cking kill him.”

The fellow passenger (who identified herself as “Emilu” added that the 45-year old Haag seemed “extremely intoxicated” and “out of his mind,” while the woman who was groped said she witnessed him down two double shots of vodka on the flight.


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Haag also allegedly verbally assaulted another woman, asking her variouspersonal questions about her sexual habits.

After flight attendants learned of Haag’s behavior, they reassigned him, moving him to the back of the plane where there was an empty row of seats.

Out of sight, therefore, and out of mind?

Not quite, unfortunately.

It actually got far more gross and disgusting from there.


Haag apparently went ahead and started urinated on the seat in front of him.

He just whipped out his penis and relieved himself, right then and there.

(It could have been worse, we guess, he could have made like this woman and pooped on the floor.)

“I scream, ‘He’s f-cking peeing. He’s peeing. Oh my God,'” Emily told Fox, adding:

“And the flight attendant doesn’t even acknowledge him at first. [The attendant] acknowledges me and says you need to calm down and stop cursing.”

Thankfully, attention eventually turned to Haag, who was taken away from the airport gate in handcuffs and charged with interfering with flight crew, as well as and indecent exposure.

He was later released on $ 25,000 bond, according to Fox 31.

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Emily wasn’t thrilled with the response of Frontier, saying someone should have been keeping a closer eye on Haag after he was moved.

In response to her complaint, the airline waived her bag fee and gifted her a $ 200 Frontier voucher.

Frontier has since released a statement confirming that the carrier is “aware of the situation” and “working with the appropriate authorities,” concluding:

“Frontier has zero tolerance for behavior that affects the safety of our passengers and crew. We are supporting authorities in their investigation.”