Justin Bieber to Hailey Baldwin: U Make Me So Horny!

Hailey Baldwin just gave Justin Bieber a major erection.

Sorry. We don’t mean to be lewd or inappropriate here.

We’re just quoting the singer himself.

Late last week, Baldwin posted a new photo on Instagram of her as the face of Canadian designer Nicole Benisti’s new clothing line.

In the snapshot, Hailey is donning a black puffy jacket, skin-tight pants and heels. She looks great, there’s no denying as much.

And while this may be a subjective statement, it’s one shared by the man who wants to spend the rest of his life with Baldwin, as Bieber couldn’t help but jump into Hailey’s Comments section…

… and basically say he wanted to jump her bones right then and there.

“Back again as the face of @nicolebenisti wearing my favorite coat,” Baldwin wrote in the caption, raving about the $ 2,900 (!!!!!) garment, to which Bieber replied:

Ur just too much. U turn me on.

lovin hailey

Well… okay then!

Thanks for telling the entire world that, JB!

Multiple fans remarked that the artist’s admission in response to this photo made “uncomfortable” or were “too much.”

Heck, Gwyneth Paltrow even wrote “TMI,” which stands for Too Much Information.

And she makes a fair point, right? Justin could easily have just waited until Baldwin got home that night and shown her how he was turned on.

We didn’t need to read all about it.

But Bieber and Baldwin have often been all over each other on Instagram ever since they got back together earlier this year.

The singer and the model have been unafraid to share very racu pictures – such as THIS ONE – of kissing, fondling and general public displays of affection.

It’s quite clear they are quitte attracted to each other.

But, hey, at least they’re married!

We’re pretty sure they’re married, at least.

Justin and Hailey exchanged vows in a New York City courthouse in September, although they have been hesitant to confirm their husband and wife status until they have a bigger and more religious ceremony down the line.

We’re not sure when that will take place.

But Baldwin did recently confirm her marital status — and what better source could there be than one of the two people involved here?

Just a few weeks ago, a source told Us Weekly that Baldwin “would do anything” for her husband, adding:

“He was her first love.”

What about Selena Gomez?

“For Justin, there’s always going to be a soft spot in his heart for Selena because you don’t just stop loving someone and caring about someone, especially when they’re going through a difficult time like she is,” another Us Weekly insider said.

He was referring to Selena checking into a mental health clinic a little while back and he added:

“[Bieber] sees his romantic life going forward with Hailey, and he has to separate himself from feeling guilty or bad about Selena because it wouldn’t be fair to his current relationship.

“Hailey is still feeling secure in their relationship because of that.”

And it probably also helps her feel secure that Bieber wants to give it to her at pretty much all times.


Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Have Matching Face Tattoos: Report

According to a surprising new report, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have something in common aside from undying affection for one another.

They also have matching face tattoos.

For real!


Tattoo artist Keith McCurdy, better known by his nickname “Bang Bang,” tells Page Six that he can confirm the so-called works of art himself…

… because he’s the one who drew them on the singer and his midel wife.

“They each got a tattoo,” McCurdy says. “Justin’s tattoo is on his face, and I haven’t seen any photos of it — so he’s doing a good job of laying low.”

Added Mr. Bang:

“It’s really thin and delicate. And [it’s] also not a traditional couples’ tattoo . . . I don’t want to give away what it is until press gets a hold of it.”

How interesting, right?

That’s one word for it at least.

Bieber is apparently changing his look all over the place these days, considering he recently shaved all the hair off his head as well.

The tattoo artist, who is responsible for many other designs across Bieber’s body, added to the aforementioned outlet that this face tattoo is near Justin’s eyebrow and is comprised of “little words.”

Perhaps it’s an ode or a reference of some kind to Baldwin?

Gotta imagine some paparazzo will get close enough soon to give us all a solid glimpse.

Bieber and Baldwin shocked the world by getting engaged this summer

They then shocked the world once again a few weeks ago by getting married in a courthouse in New York City.

There was some debate at the time over whether or not Hailey and Justin actually tied the knot or merely obtained a marriage license — but Baldwin told a fan last month that it was the former.

She confirmed she is married to Bieber.

We can still expect the famous couple to hold a larger ceremony and reception at some point in the future, however.

For the most part, however, Bieber and Baldwin have remained pretty quiet ever since they got back together.

There are some questions over whether Bieber will even record any music ever again — or if he’ll just dedicate himself to his religion and his relationship.

We suppose time will tell.

In the meantime, let’s all speculate and wonder:

What the heck could this face tattoo be?

And is there any chance at all it looks good?!?


Alec Baldwin Punches Guy in Face Over Parking Spot, Gets Arrested

Alec Baldwin has spent the past two years or so punching back at Donald Trump by portraying the President on Saturday Night Live.

But now the actor has been arrested for a different sort of punch back.

As in: Baldwin has been arrested for punching some dude in the face.

According to TMZ and NBC News, the veteran actor got into an altercation with his alleged unnamed victim around 10th Street and 5th Avenue in New York City on Friday.

Insiders tell the aforementioned celebrity gossip website that Baldwin had a friend holding a parking spot for him…

… but that this other fella dared to swoop in and take it.

(It’s unclear at the moment just how the friend was holding the spot for Baldwin.)

Baldwin took exception to what he saw as a parking spot heist, screamed at the perpetrator and then slugged him in the face.

The victim, reportedly a 49-year old male, was then taken to a nearby hospital.

And Baldwin was placed under arrest.

The actor lives in the area and has a well-earned reputation for being a hothead.

The only real surprise in this story is that the man on the receiving end of Baldwin’s fist was not a photographer.

Over the past few years, Alec has mixed it up several times with paparazzi members in the streets of the Big Apple.

He was arrested in May of 2014 for confronting a police officer…

… he verbally abused a Daily Mail writer the year before.

… and he hurled gay slurs at a different photographer in between these incidents, stirring up understandable controversy and drama in the process.

Accompanied by his wife and his daughter during this latter confrontation, which took place almost exactly four years ago, Baldwin referred to his then-nemesis as a “c-cksucking f-g.”

It was a very low moment for the outspoken Liberal.

He apologized afterward and has remained relatively calm ever since. Until now, that is.

Not long after news of Baldwin’s arrest went public, President Trump was asked about the incident and showed surprising restraint by responding with a simple:

“I wish him luck.”

Neither Baldwin nor anyone on his team has spoken out yet about the arrest.

The actor has four children under the age of five with his wife Hilaria, as well as an adult daughter with first wife, Kim Basinger.

He once labeled that daughter, Ireland, as a “pig” in an infamous voicemail he left for her as a child.

But Ireland and her dad have since made up and the former has even defended her dad on Twitter, saying he deserved credit for dealing with what she called “anger management issues.”

He may now need to have that credit revoked, however.