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Nathan Griffith’s Friend OWNS David Eason on Twitter: I Banged Jenelle, Bruh!

It's been eight months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 as a result of his bigoted views and hateful slurs.

Unfortunately, this is 2018, a time when everyone has a platform — which means Dave still has a way to reach out to his fellow racists and homophobes.

Fortunately, for every idiot who pipes up in support of Eason's idiocy, there are a few thousand who are happy to condemn it — and it turns out some of them have some pretty specific shade to throw at reality TV's least favorite house husband:

 

1. Mr. Evans

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Jenelle’s been the primary breadwinner in her household for the better part of a year now, so it stands to reason that David is starting to get very bored.

2. Haters Gonna Hate

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Yes folks, a hater with too much time on his hands is a very dangerous thing, and David has found a very sad way of keeping himself occupied.

3. Straight Pride

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In case you weren’t aware, David is proud to be a straight white man. Like, really proud. Like, it’s pretty much all he talks about.

4. To Be Fair …

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Okay, it’s not ALL he talks about. David also enjoys taking shots at Jenelle Evans’ exes, all of whom seem to be a source of major insecurity for him.

5. Relax, Dave

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Sources say Eason was so upset about an MTV special focusing on Jenelle’s relationships with exes like Kieffer Delp that he briefly broke things off with his wife.

6. The New Target

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Of course, these days, David focuses most of his energy on hating a much more recent ex of Jenelle’s …

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Cardi B Orders Cardi-Beatdown on Pair of Chicks She Thinks Banged Offset!

On Wednesday, while Cardi B fans were mesmerized by her borderline X-rated hot-and-heavy PDA video with Offset, she is also accused of having committed a crime. 

Specifically, she is accused of having sent her minions to attack a pair of strip club bartenders.

Why? She allegedly got it into her head that her husband Offset slept with these women – months ago.

TMZ reports that Cardi B allegedly ordered an attack on a pair of strip club employees at Angels Strip Club.

Though initial reports said that it had been a pair of strippers who were attacked, it has since been clarified that Jade and Baddie G are not strippers themselves.

They are bartenders at a strip club.

They say that on Wednesday, August 29, they say that they were face-to-face with Cardi at the club at which they both work.

According to their allegations, Cardi had several members of her posse attack them, throwing bottles and chairs.

That’s a serious allegation, but they say it was a serious attack, inflicting very real injuries upon both of them.

This is apparently not even the first time.

Jade says that on August 15, she got a heads up warning that the rapper had put a bullseye on her back.

She says that later that evening, she was attacked by five associates of Cardi’s who apparently grabbed her hair, punched her, and hit her with an ashtray.

This apparently goes back months. Back in June, Cardi reportedly confronted Jade and her sister Baddie G at a hotel in Atlanta.

Cardi is said to have accused Jade of having slept with Offset.

When Jade denied it, she said that the 25-year-old (real name Belcalis Marlenis Almanzar) threatened her with physical harm.

If the accusations are true, Cardi made good on that promise.

TMZ wants it absolutely clear that no one has accused Cardi of personally attacking either woman. She is accused of having her goons attack them.

Allegedly, Cardi personally told the sisters:

“I’m blood I’ll f–k you bitches up!”

Yeah. Jade and Baddie G have contacted attorney Joe Tacopina, who says that he is considering a lawsuit against Cardi over these alleged attacks.

The sisters are also planning to contact police to file a criminal complaint about the attack, and may have done so by the time that you read this.

That is an awful lot of trouble for Cardi to potentially get into just a matter of weeks after becoming a first-time mom to Kulture.

It’s also not the only legal issue facing the new family. As you may recall, Offset was arrested for gun possession in July.

That was a violation of his parole, which could potentially mean that he could wind up behind bars if his attorneys are unable to get him out of it.

Now, Cardi could be looking at charges of her own for allegedly ordering at least one assault on another human being.

At the same time, the August 15 attack sounds very hard to prove unless someone confesses and gives over evidence.

The attack on August 29, on the other hand, sounds like it happened indoors. We have to wonder if it was caught on security cameras.

Obviously, no one should be ordering attacks on anyone because this is real life and not some sort of nightmarish mob movie.

But we have to say that it sounds especially strange that Cardi is allegedly targeting a pair of bartenders whom she does not seem to actually know.

If you think that someone may have had sex with your husband, you should be mad at your husband, right? Not at some random woman who might not even know that he’s married.

There have been other accusations that Offset is a cheater. He’s 26 and now has four kids, for whatever that’s worth.

If Cardi is going to allegedly order attacks on every woman rumored to have hooked up with Offset, she’s going to be very busy.

Maybe she should find a new husband instead of an axe to grind. More importantly, we hope that she won’t commit any crimes.

We don’t want to have to wonder about who will raise Kulture. We just don’t.

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Leah Messer on Teen Mom 2: Yup, I Banged Jeremy Calvert!

So… THAT happened on Teen Mom 2 this week.

With more controversy than ever swirling around the MTV series, the June 18 installment of this scandal-filled reality series walloped viewers over the head with yet another stunner on Monday night.

It involved Leah Messer, her ex-husband and sexual intercourse.

Intrigued? We thought you might be.

Scroll down for a full recap of the crazy events!

1. Relationship Rewind

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Messer and Calvert got married in April of 2012, about a year after Leah split from first husband Corey Simms.

2. Three Years Later…

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… Jeremy filed for divorce. “You’re blowing through money like f-cking water. I’m filing for divorce. I’m not f-cking around this time,” he told Leah on an episode of Teen Mom 2 that aired in early 2015.

3. But Why?

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“Too many issues stressing me out,” Jeremy told a friend way back then, saying he was “miserable” in the marriage and adding: “She takes prescription pills for her anxiety. I don’t know if that shit f-cks with her or what. It’s obvious she has an addiction issue. I’m just done. She has no f-cking goals. I don’t know what happened to the girl I fell in love with.”

4. What About Adalynn?

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Leah and Jeremy are parents to a four-year old named Adalynn. The former has custody of the toddler, but Jeremy has remained in her life.

5. Do They Actually Have a Future Again?

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On last week’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Jeremy expressed his affection for his ex-wife, apologizing for previous disparaging remarks and actually coming across like a caring human being.

6. FINALLY!

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“Jeremy also called me during the twins’ birthday party. He was just letting me know that he regretted saying some things on TV that he didn’’ mean to say,” Messer told friend Kayla on this latest installment. “One thing that he did say [at the time] was that he wished he’d never had a child with me. And then he was thanking me for being such a good mom to Addy… it was good to hear.”

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Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump Allegedly Banged Porn Star, Payed for Silence

Donald Trump has not had a good week. He hasn’t since 2016, honestly, but this week has been particularly bad.

After it came out that Trump called countries with non-white majorities “sh-tholes” and that he thought that diplomats should be given tasks according to their ethnicity, another bombshell dropped.

It is alleged that Trump paid a six-figure settlement to a porn star to buy her silence about a sexual encounter that took place after he married Melania.

On Friday, a damning report by the Wall Street Journal alleges that Donald Trump arranged for porn star Stephanie Clifford, known professionally as Stormy Daniels, to receive $ 130,000 in hush money.

When?

Oh, just one month before the 2016 election.

The two of them, per the report, had an alleged sexual encounter in 2006. 

Clifford was 27 at the time of the consensual encounter at Lake Tahoe.

In case you need a refresher, Trump and Melania married in January of 2006. So this wouldn’t have just been a hook-up with an adult film star, but cheating on Melania shortly after they married.

Michael Cohen, who was an attorney for the Trump Organization at the time, is the one who made the alleged arrangements for a payment.

The $ 130,000 payment was apparently part of a non-disclosure agreement that the adult film star signed.

The White House declined to comment on the alleged six-figure payment, but called the report that Trump had bedded Clifford “old” and “recycled,” mentioning that the reports had been “strongly denied” even before the election.

(Which is interesting, because mentioning that something was publicly denied is not the same thing as denying it yourself)

Cohen, the attorney who is said to have set up the payment, said that Trump “once again vehemently denies” the story that he had any sort of sexual relationship with Stormy Daniels.

Interestingly, like the White House, Cohen also declined to comment on the $ 130,000 payment.

But that’s not to say that Cohen didn’t have anything to say to the Wall Street Journal:

“This is now the second time that you are raising outlandish allegations against my client.”

Is it really outlandish? Even if this isn’t true, it doesn’t sound outlandish in the slightest.

“You have attempted to perpetuate this false narrative for over a year; a narrative that has been consistently denied by all parties since at least 2011.”

Stormy Daniels Denial

He’s right about one thing:

Stephanie Clifford has denied it. She’s denied the sexual tryst and she’s denied the substantial sum of hush money.

Of course, her denial includes the claim that he was a “total gentleman” to her when they met, which just about defies belief.

Clifford does acknowledge that she made some professional appearances for the Trump brand.

For example, she attended the launch of Trump Vodka in 2007, the year after the alleged sexual encounter.

Trump Vodka has, of course, failed like so many of Trump’s business ventures. Production of that shut down in 2011.

But Stormy Daniels’ enduring links to Trump continue.

We’re generally leery of reports, especially when they seem to confirm everything that we suspect about a person we dislike.

But coming from a conservative outlet like the Wall Street Journal, whose sources for this apparently include multiple people in whom Stephanie Clifford confided the story that she publicly denies, it seems to hold water.

Of course, this is Trump. What would be a career-ending scandal for another politician seems to only inspire his most ardent defenders. Spite is making Trump-supporters twist themselves into knots to cover for him.

Maybe, one day, it will all be too much.

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Anthony Scaramucci: Tom Brady Banged Ivanka Trump!

In the span of just two months, Anthony Scaramucci went from White House Communications Director to guest host of TMZ’s syndicated TV series.

Like so much that’s occurred in 2017, that sounds like a joke, but believe it or not, the Mooch actually took over Harvey Levin’s cubicle-hovering duties on yesterday’s show.

And to the surprise of absolutely no one (with the possible exception of the Donald), Scaramucci seems far more at home in the world of celebrity gossip than he ever did in the political arena.

The Mooch was at his catty best on Monday, suggesting that the White House is less than thrilled about Sean Spicer’s controversial appearance at the Emmys, and joking that Steve Bannon recently removed his own dong from his mouth just long enough to enjoy some In-N-Out Burger.

But while Scaramucci’s comments about his former co-workers may have amused political junkies, it’s his remarks about President Trump’s friendship with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady that have social media buzzing today.

As you may recall, back in February, the Patriots defeated the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl XLVI, an upset victory that proved once and for all that God is either dead or struggling with a serious drinking problem.

Despite the fact that Brady supported Trump during the 2016 election, he did not join the rest of the Pats for their post-championship season visit to the White House.

At the time, it was widely assumed that Brady’s wife, Giselle Bundchen, dissuaded him from going for political reasons.

Ya know, since she’s an immigrant, and Trump would like to see her kind loaded into catapults pointed at their home countries (or Mexico, the ocean, whatever’s easiest).

But Scaramucci has a much more tabloid-worthy theory that probably makes Donald wish he could move on The Mooch like a bitch and grab him by the man p-ssy.

“My guess is, which is typical, there could be a little bit of jealousy there and protection and possession of Tom Brady, and she probably didn’t want him to go,” Scaramucci said on TMZ Live.

“Maybe there was a relationship between him and Ivanka at some point.”

Sure, he threw in a “maybe” to cover his own ass, but the Littlefinger of D.C. knew exactly what he was doing by putting that theory out there.

And hilariously, that’s not the first time there’s been public talk of Tom Terrific connecting with Ivanka for a little bump and run.

In fact, it was Trump himself–delivering the sort of incestuous weirdness that somehow didn’t alienate every voter in the country–who first suggested that Tom and Ivanka would make a “great combination” in 2004.

But while the thought of his daughter’s sexual escapades may put a nauseating smile on Trump’s face during his evening bathrobe hours, a rep for the White House insists the Ivanka-Tom hookup never happened:

“While they have known each other for years, this is not true,” the source tells TMZ.

Kind of a shame, really. We’re always looking for new reasons to hate the Patriots.

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Travis Scott: I’ve Banged Kylie AND Kendall! Here’s Who’s Better in Bed…

If Travis Scott is looking for a new nickname, he may want to go with “the Captain Kirk of Rap.”

The dude is out there boldly going where no man has gone before, and he’s happy to report back to us earthbound civilians.

Now, you might be thinking, “Travis is sleeping with Kylie Jenner. So what? He’s certainly not the first.”

And you would be right.

But what you fail to consider, contrarian, hypothetical reader is that this isn’t the first time Travis has taken a dip in the Jenner gene pool.

No, as you may recall, Travis and Kendall Jenner had a brief fling last year.

The two of them never officially dated, so it’s not surprising that Kendall would be okay with letting her sister enjoy her hand-me-downs.

It is somewhat surprising, however, that Travis has taken to publicly comparing the two sisters’, erm … assets,

“He’s been boasting that Kylie’s way better in bed than Kendall and has more to play with, but Kendall’s got more personality,” a source close to the situation tells something called News Hip Hop.

Yeah. We won’t comment on that, except to say, “more to play with”? Gross.

Adding to the skeeviness, the outlet that we’ve never heard of until just now notes that these days, “Kendall is linked to A$ AP Rocky, who must be a personality guy.”

Stay classy, News Hip Hop.

If you’re already feeling like you may need to bathe in Purell after reading all this, then you may not want to to continue, as it’s about to get even more incestuous:

“Scott’s real intention is ‘trading up’ to Kourtney Kardashian because his goal is to go through the entire extended Kardashian family,” says the insider.

Yes, Travis has set his sights on the eldest of the Kardashian sisters.

Of course, Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima these days, a former professional boxer, who might not take kindly to any untoward advances from his girlfriend’s younger sister’s boyfriend.

Yeesh. First the Blac Chyna-Tyga-Kylie situation, and now this.

This is Calabasas, not Kentucky!

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