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Kim Kardashian to Kourtney: My Husband Bangs Better Than Your Boy-Toy!

We’ve seen Khloe confront Kourtney over her rude-ass behavior, but apparently that’s only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Kardashian sibling squabbles.

So you know how Younes likes bragging about hot cougar sex with Kourtney? Apparently Kourtney likes bragging about their mind-blowing sex to anyone who’ll listen.

All of these brags about banging are getting on Kim’s last nerve. And now Kim and Kourtney are kompeting over who has the best sex life!

HollywoodLife has the scoop on Kim and Kourtney trying to one-up each other in their respective bedrooms.

“The girls can turn anything into a competition,” the insider reminds fans. “Even their sex lives.”

Oh no.

“Ever since Kourtney started dating Younes,” the source continues. “She hasn’t been able to stop bragging that she’s having the best sex of her life.”

It may very well be that she is, but it sounds like it’s getting under Kim’s skin.

In fact, it sounds like Kim feels like she has something to prove in this arena.

“Her constant bragging about how much great sex she’s having really annoyed Kim,” the insider shares. “And made her feel this pressure to keep up.”

That’s silly. If someone brags about a good restaurant, you can go there to try it for yourself, but this is a different situation. You don’t have to brag about how good your lunch is.

The source explains: “So now she’s on a mission to outdo Kourtney.”

Well, that’s one way to respond to your sibling’s declarations of happiness, we suppose.

“It’s not going to be easy though,” the source cautions.

The insider elaborates, saying: “I mean Kourtney’s dating a guy in his 20s.”

“Apparently,” the source reveals. “His stamina is out of this world.”

As we mentioned, Younes has been bragging about how good his sex with Kourtney is. It sounds like these two are really enjoying their relationship.

“But Kim swears Kanye has the energy of a guy half his age,” the insider says.

Well, that could be true, but it also sounds like something that a man’s wife would say if she’s feeling defensive.

The source says: “She’s convinced that her sex life is better than Kourtney’s.”

That’s a weird dispute for two sisters to have, right?

“Of course,” the insider continues. “They’ve tried to drag all their sisters into this.”

Oh, good, they made it worse.

“But Kylie thinks the whole thing is ridiculous,” the source says. “And she does not like to share about what she and Travis Scott are up to.”

Thank goodness that Kylie Jenner is so sensible, and other things you don’t normally expect to say.

“Kendall is all about it though,” the source spills. “She likes listening and learning from Kim.”

As for Khloe, she’s not competing … but she’s still involved, apparently.

“Khloe said she’s going to be the judge and rule which sister is having the best sex ever,” the insider says. “The contest between them is silly, but very real.”

This does sound very silly, yes.

But considering that Kim and Kourtney had a “vagina smell-off” way back in 2013, this is arguably not the worst competition that they’ve had.

Poor Khloe had to be the judge then, too.

It may very well be that Kim and Kanye have an amazing sex life.

After all, surely Kim had to marry him and stay married to him despite everything for some reason, right? 

It could also be the case that Kourtney is bragging because she’s insecure about her sister’s married bliss or about other aspects of her relationship with Younes or even about Scott Disick.

But we’re inclined to believe that 

Besides, there’s no way to test it. Hell, even if the sisters swap husbands and boy-toys and baby daddies, that still won’t show them how good other people’s relationships are.

It takes two to tango, and what’s good for one may not be for another.

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Meghan Markle Would Make a Better Queen Than Kate Middleton, Psychotic Brother Claims

When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry back in May, she instantly became the Duchess of Sussex.

It’s a slightly better situation than when you got married and instantly became burdened by someone else’s student loan debt and sh-tty credit score.

Anyway, the good news is that Meghan is the only person on the planet ever to make the leap from basic cable legal drama to duchess.

The bad news is, that’s about as high as she’s gonna climb in the royal hierarchy.

But if you’re a Meg fan who thinks the royals should just give her the keys to Buckingham Palace and let an American take a crack at this “queen” job, you’re certainly not alone.

Meghan has some terrible siblings who make a point of embarrassing her every chance they get.

Usually, they do so by trash talking her to anyone who will listen.

But recently, Meg’s brother, Thomas Markle Jr. decided to pursue a different strategy by throwing shade at her in-laws instead.

“With Meghan’s determination and Harry’s charismatic personality above William, Harry and Meghan would be a great king & queen some day and make the Royal Family proud,” Thomas wrote in an open letter to Queen Elizabeth II.

As you probably already know, Prince Charles is next in line for the throne, followed by his son, Prince William.

That means it’s extremely unlikely that Prince Harry will ever become king.

In fact, that would necessitate Shakespearean levels of bloodshed.

And even if Harry became king, that wouldn’t make Meghan queen.

But Thomas doesn’t have time for all your “rules” and “logic.”

He knows what’s best for the royal family, and he wants the whole world to know it.

Yes, if you’re keeping track at home, this is the same brother who previously accused the Brits of turning Meghan into a royal “zombie.”

It seems he’s now changed his tack and decided that Meg is not the worst thing on two legs.

In fact, Thomas now believes his sister should literally be the next Queen of England.

Apparently, as long as the take is hot, Tom wants to claim it for his own.

Hopefully, dude is currently in his fifteenth minute of fame, because we really can’t stand much more of him.

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Nick Young to Patrick Beverley, Were You Drunk? Clips Ain’t Better Than Warriors

Nick Young thinks Patrick Beverley must’ve been on the sauce when he declared the Clippers to be the best team in the NBA … asking TMZ Sports, “He was drunk that night or something?” Remember, earlier this month, Beverley proudly told us he…

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Nick Young to Patrick Beverley, Were You Drunk? Clips Ain’t Better Than Warriors

Nick Young thinks Patrick Beverley must’ve been on the sauce when he declared the Clippers to be the best team in the NBA … asking TMZ Sports, “He was drunk that night or something?” Remember, earlier this month, Beverley proudly told us he…

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