Ariel Winter: Wanna Bite My Peach?

Ariel Winter doesn’t just use Instagram to share embarrassing throwback photos — Most of the time, the photos that she shares are fresh and gorgeous.

Whether she’s hanging out in daisy dukes or wearing a bikini and posing on a pizza, Ariel Winter’s entire Instagram is pretty much one elaborate thirst trap. And she’s just added some more.

This time, it takes the form of an Instagram story, a skimpy bikini, and a very appropriate use of the peach emoji.

So, given context and Ariel’s “before and after” caption — followed by the peach emoji, it looks like these three photos are a behind-the-scenes look at a photoshoot of hers.

In the first photo, Ariel herself is off to the side.

(Don’t worry, she’s featured much more prominently later)

She’s wearing a super skimpy bikini.

Like, the bottom is just an elaborate thong.

A friend of hers or member of her entourage leans in to get a picture.

(Almost upstaging Ariel with those very deliberate slashes in their own jeans — that’s a good look)

Ariel is sitting down, which puts her butt at a great angle to be photographed for maximum flattery … as you’ll see below.

But first, Ariel shares this photo of the kind of look that she was serving for this photoshoot.

Her body is mind-blowing.

Like, we already knew that, but it’s good to be reminded sometimes.

We don’t know what kind of filter that pic was using, but the effect gives everything a dreamlike quality.

Not like a real dream, but like how dreams look on television.

The effect, with the lights reflecting in the water, makes a great backdrop.

Ariel Winter’s skin is positively glowing and her hair is catching the light.

Even though these are behind-the-scenes shots, she still looks amazing.

And yes, it’s definitely Ariel Winter even though we don’t see her face.

First of all, this story is on her Instagram.

Second of all, in that pic of her from the front, you can see what is clearly Ariel Winter’s butt tattoo.

This one reads: “Love is everything and asks for nothing.”

But third of all … remember when we mentioned how appropriate the use of the peach emoji was?


Ariel Winter’s butt is unmistakable.

It’s like a fingerprint, but better.

The peach emoji, of course, represents butts.

Particularly excessively shapely ones — like Ariel’s.

Now, look, there is so much more to Ariel Winter than her badonkadonk.

She’s a brilliantly well-spoken young woman, she’s courageously overcome so much, and she’s a talented actress.

Ariel feels confident in her amazing body and clearly enjoys showing it off, on her terms.

She wants people to appreciate how she looks — again, on her terms.

We don’t know exactly what photoshoot this is from.

We imagine that her face was cropped out of the photos that she shared in order to not spoil the entirety of the photoshoot.

In fact, there might even be video taken from that night.

We’ll have to keep an eye out on Ariel Winter’s Instagram page and elsewhere to see when the official photos from that night crop up.

Ariel Winter is such a gift.


Meghan Linsey Updates Fans on Gruesome Spider Bite


The following photos are graphic in nature.

They’re all pretty incredible, to be honest.

Two months after being bitten by a venomous spider, former The Voice standout Meghan Linsey has updated fans about her condition.

She’s shared a number of pictures on Instagram of the bite mark and its fallout, including with these images a few captions that make it clear just how fortunate this singer is to be alive.

“These pics are hard to share, but I think it’s important for me to be open with you guys,” Linsey posted last week on her social media account, detailed how she was bitten by a brown recluse spider, one of the most poisonous spiders in the country.

“I am still dealing with the wound on my face, but I finally found the right meds to control the nerve pain.

“I know I’m not out of the woods on this yet, but I am so incredibly grateful for my health and I will never take it for granted again.”

This message was written along with the following montage.

Pretty insane, huh?

Linsey went on to explain what happened on February 12:

I woke up to a stinging sensation on my face. I looked and in my right hand was a dead spider. Somehow while I was sleeping, a spider had bit me and I had killed it.

This scenario is literally on the top of my nightmare list. The stinging was awful and I knew it had to be poisonous. I put the spider in a bag and headed to urgent care.

Over the course of the last 9 days, I have experienced the most insane symptoms. From excruciating nerve pain in my face, muscle spasms, full body rash, extreme swelling… etc. It has really been rough.

I know I’m not out of the woods on this yet, but I am so incredibly grateful for my health and I will never take it for granted again. Your thoughts and prayers are much appreciated.

The 31-year-old country star continued to keep followers apprised of her status after this initial post, even somehow managing to smile in her next photo.

“I cannot believe the outpouring of love and support I have received from all of you,” the artist captioned this snapshot, adding:

“I’m finally feeling somewhat normal again. It has been 11 days since I was bit by a brown recluse spider. I saw the Toxicologist at Vanderbilt yesterday and she said she thinks my wound is going to heal just fine on it’s own.

“She doesn’t think I will need surgery, which is a huge relief! I am so grateful for all of your prayers, well wishes and positive energy. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.”

Linsey says she went through numerous hyperbaric chamber treatments and that the black, dead tissue went away after about a month.

“Thank you everyone for all the love and support you’ve shown me during these difficult months,” Megan wrote to fans on Friday, along with the picture below.

As you can see, the former The Voice favorite really is doing better.

But she still has a long way to go:

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to go look online for some sort of sleeping mask that we can wear in order to avoid this same, awful fate.

Thank goodness Linsey is going to be okay!