Soccer Star Arturo Vidal Convicted In Nightclub Attack, Smashed Man With Vodka Bottle

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Kim Kardashian: Nude Perfume Bottle Revealed!

As reported very often on this website over the years, Kim Kardashian often gets naked.

She gets naked in sex tapes. She gets naked for magazine covers. She gets naked on Instagram.

But Kardashian has gotten naked over the past few days for a different reason than ever before:

She is coming out with a new perfume and the bottle will be based on a mold of her nude body.

Really. We're not making this up.

And the unusual business move has caused Kim to tease her impending fragrance in an extremely NSFW manner.

And we mean… extremely NSFW.

The mother of three has spent this week not just posing for pictures in her birthday suit, but posing for extreme close-ups of her most private of areas.

Consider the image above.

Consider the image below.

Even for Kim Kardashian… holy vagina, right?!?

The reality star is going out of her way here to promote her perfume in the most X-rated of ways, while also perhaps trying to distract the world from the social media meltdown by her husband.

For her efforts, Kardashian is getting blasted by Wendy Williams

… but thanked by millions of men around the globe.

Kim, meanwhile, has been writing about the "Business of Beauty" while shilling for her perfume, which will be available to the public on April 30.

Fortunately, though, you need not wait that long to get your first look at the highly-anticipated bottle.

“Alright guys, I want to show you my bottle for KKW Body,” Kim said in her Instagram story on Thursday, as she slowly and carefully opened a gray box showcasing the off-white statuesque item inside.

And just what does a Kim Kardashian nude fragrance bottle look like?

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Kim kardashian nude perfume bottle revealed

Steve Bannon Steps Down From Breitbart to Spend More Time With Bottle of Gin

Throughout Donald Trump’s unexpected ascendancy from walking punchline to walking punchline with nuke codes, political strategist and oily sack of potatoes discovered in the back of the cupboard on moving day Steve Bannon was one of the president’s most trusted and influential advisers.

Of course, Trump aides have proven to have roughly the same shelf life as Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts, so it came as no surprise when Bannon was booted from the White House back in August.

What followed, however, was an unexpectedly abrupt downfall befitting a man who once favorably compared himself to Darth Vader and Satan.

Bannon delivered that quote to The Hollywood Reporter’s Michael Wolff, who’s made headlines this week thanks to his controversial book Fire and Fury, which details his experiences inside the Trump White House.

In the most widely-circulated passage, Wolff reveals that Bannon described a 2016 meeting between Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and group of influential Russians as “treasonous.”

Bannon later attempted to walk back his remark, claiming that he only meant to label disgraced campaign manager Manafort as a traitor, not the president’s son.

However, the damage had been done, and Bannon soon found himself atop the Donald’s ever-lengthening sh-t list.

Of course, falling out of favor with the human throbbing forehead vein that occupies the White House means that Bannon has also lost the support of his army of alt-right trolls, and the race to cut ties with the man once dubbed the most powerful figure in American politcs began in earnest this week.

Yesterday, Bannon was unceremoniously axed from his position as head of far-right media outlet Breitbart News.

“Breitbart News has decided to end its relationship with Stephen K. Bannon, therefore he will no longer host on SiriusXM since our programming agreement is with Breitbart News,” reads a statement posted on the company’s flagship website.

Bannon attemptes to downplay the termination and paint it as a mutual decision, but there’s no denying that it’s a socking fall from grace for a man who was frequently referred to as “President Bannon” just a few short months ago.”

“I’m proud of what the Breitbart team has accomplished in so short a period of time,” Bannon said in response to his dismissal.

The move came as a surprise even to many within Breitbart, who reportedly learned of Bannon’s departure in the company’s Slack chat.

As recently as last month, the company was still publicly praiaing Bannon’s influence on modern conservatism and crediting him with helping to shape the 2016 presidential election via as host of his own satellite radio show.

“As I have said all along, everything I brought to the Trump campaign came directly from the listeners I spoke with every morning on Breitbart News Daily on SiriusXM’s Patriot channel,” Bannon said at the time.

A spokesperson for Breitbart has confirmed that Bannon will no longer serve as host of the outler’s popular call-in show.

No replacement has been announced, but at press time, the racist blowhard who’s always drinking alone at your local dive bar was still available for the position.