Jenelle Evans to Hurricane Florence: Bring It On, Bish!

As you've no doubt heard by now, Hurricane Florence is due to make landfall early Friday morning.

Meteorologists expect the storm to hit the Carolinas at category 4 magnitude, bringing with it devastating storm surges and 140 MPH winds.

For obvious reasons, those living near the coast have been cautioned to evacuate.

Sadly, some are forced to stay put for medical or other reasons.

Then there are those who foolishly look at natural disasters as opportunities to put their badass survival skills to the test and inevitably end up begging for help from the same government organizations who implored them to head for safer territory.

Guess which category Jenelle Evans falls into.

Jump into the gallery below for the stirring saga that is Jenelle vs. Florence …

1. Jenelle Evans Hearts Hurricanes

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Jenelle posted this photo as the Carolinas brace for Hurricane Florence. She captioned the pic “#NewProfilePic #HurricaneFlorence #PrayForNC #PrayForSC” Good to see she has her priorities straight,

2. Give Us the Prayers, Dude!

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Despite being wealthy and not having a full-time job, Jenelle Evans doesn’t want to take the basic steps to ensure her family’s safety. She does want you to pray for her, though.

3. Sympathy For the Devil

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Yes, Jenelle won’t lift a finger to improve her situation, but she’s been posting tweets like this one to ensure her fans remain deeply worried about her well-being.

4. Be Concerned … But Not TOO Concerned

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Jenelle wants the best of both worlds. She wants the attention that comes with being in harm’s way, but if anyone advises her to save herself, she’s quick to assure them there’s no cause for alarm.

5. Jenelle-splaining

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When fans started to get serious and warn Jenelle to get the hell out of Dodge, she became irate, which is her response to literally every situation.

6. Angry Evans

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“I do not live in the evacuation zone or a flood area,” Jenelle tweeted. “Not sure what county you think I live in.”

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Stormy Daniels’ Husband Files For Divorce: She Wants to Bring Our Daughter on Her Strip Club Tour!

Earlier this month, Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club for allegedly violating state laws governing the interactions between adult entertainers and their audiences.

The charges were eventually dropped, but the story remained an item of interest for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that police records listed Daniels as single.

Daniels has been married to fellow adult film vet Glendon Crain since 2010.

Not surprisingly, the media immediately siezed on Daniels’ decision to list herself as single.

Her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, initially denied that Daniels and Crain had separated.

Now, he’s confirmed via Twitter that divorce proceedings are already underway:

“My client Stormy Daniels and her husband Glen have decided to end their marriage. A petition for divorce was filed last week, the accuracy of which is vehemently disputed,” Avenatti tweeted. 

“Stormy’s daughter remains her number one priority.  She kindly asks for privacy for the sake of her family.”

Crain reportedly filed for divorce last week in Kaufman County, Texas.

In his petition, Crain accused his estranged wife of attempting to place the couple’s daughter in an unsafe environment by having the 7-year-old travel with Daniels on her current tour of US strip clubs. 

“She has purchased a ticket for my child … to fly out on July 20, 2018 and join Respondent on tour,” Crain stated in the filing.

“This will involve the child being on her tour bus with other adult performers and producers.”

Crain added:

“This will place my child in eminent threat of serious and immediate physical or emotional harm.”

According to legal records, Crain has also requested a temporary restraining order against Daniels.

Though she’s declined to comment on the specifics of the situation, Daniels hinted at her recent troubles on Twitter, writing:

“I don’t need or want privacy. I want truth. And it will come out. I’m not afraid.”

Daniels, of course, is currently suing Donald Trump over a non-disclosure agreement that she says she signed following a sexual encounter with the president.

Trump denies ever engaging in sexual relations with Daniels.

We’ll have further information on this developing story as more information becomes available.