The Real Housewives of New Jersey Promo: You Want Something, B-tch?


It's about to be totally on between Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga.

Yes, again.

Following a season in which these two Real Housewives of New Jersey sort of got along, our first look at upcoming episodes features the women clashing over new castmates.

Big time.

“Teresa, this one’s got you going in circles,” Gorga screams in the sneak peek featured here, pointing to new colleague Jennifer Aydin. “You don’t even know what you’re saying anymore!”

“You’re drinking the f-cking Kool-Aid with her,” Giudice fires back about the second new addition, Jackie Goldschneider. “You want something bitch?”

Ahhh, how we missed these exchanges.

Do the sisters-in-law actually come to blows?

At one point, Gorga gets right into Giudice's face and yells: “You got the wrong f-cking girl!”

Melissa, of course, is married to Teresa’s brother Joe Gorga, and she has accused her costar of not treating her like family in the past.

These two have never really gotten along, much to the delight of viewers.

“I really don’t know if you’re going to really, like, love me like a real sister,” an emotional Gorga says toward the end of the trailer.

Aydin and Margaret Josephs also get in a fight in this trailer, hurling shade at each other for the most personal of reasons.

“I can’t relate to people who have affairs with married people,” she says to Josephs, who responds: “That’s why your husband sleeps in his girlfriend’s bed.”

“Shut the f-ck up with that,” Aydin screams in return.

In March, we learned that Jacqueline Laurita would NOT be coming back to the series, with Jennifer and Jackie hired about a month later.

The former is a mother to five kds, ranging from 5 to 13-years old and is happily (perhaps?) married to a successful plastic surgeon. 

The latter, meanwhile, is a mother of two sets of twins under the age of 10 and a friend of Margaret Josephs, according to a Bravo release.

She's also a former real estate lawyer, who has recently kicked off a new career as a parent blogger.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres on Bravo Wednesday, November 7, at 9/8c.

Will you be tuning in?

Get your first look at the craziness to come now!

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Roseanne Barr on Valerie Jarrett: I Thought the B-tch Was White!

You know what, folks?

We're starting to think that Roseanne Barr may be a tad bit unhinged.

What? That's not exactly a groundbreaking statement? 

Okay, fine. Fair enough.

Many people likely believed this as soon as Barr referred to former Barack Obama advisor Valerie Jarrett as ape, something Roseanne Tweeted that prompted the cancelation of her sitcom.

Others may have believed it after Roseanne ranted and raved in response to this cancelation.

And still others may have believed this after Roseanne said people only dislike her because she's Jewish.

Now, meanwhile, anyone NOT convinced has another reason to question Barr's mental capacity.

Late Thursday night, a NSFW video of the 65-year-old comedian was posted to her official YouTube page.

In the brief clip, which we've shared above, Barr looks rather disordered and distressed as she smokes a cigarette.

She also argues with a male producer about the editing of a previous video, one that was evidently spliced together from multiple shoots and showed Roseanne wearing different outfits.

Soon, the irritated actress/comedian brings up the since-deleted tweet in which she likened Jarrett, an African-American ex-advisor to President Obama, to an “ape.”

Screams Roseanne:

“I’m trying to talk about Iran! I’m trying to talk about Valerie Jarrett about the Iran deal. That’s what my tweet was about."

“I thought the bitch was white!” she then says, growing even louder. “Goddamnit, I thought the bitch was white. F-ck!”

This really is quite the minute-plus of footage.

In the past, Roseanne tried to defend herself in a somewhat more reserved manner.

“I’m not a racist, I never was & I never will be,” she tweeted in May, for example, adding back then:

“One stupid joke in a lifetime of fighting 4 civil rights 4 all minorities, against networks, studios, at the expense of my nervous system/family/wealth will NEVER b taken from me.”

Also in June, Barr gave a tearful interview on Rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s podcast.

"I have to face that it hurt people,” she said.

“When you hurt people even unwillingly there’s no excuse. I don’t want to run off and blather on with excuses. But I apologize to anyone who thought, or felt offended and who thought that I meant something that I, in fact, did not mean.

"It was my own ignorance, and there’s no excuse for that ignorance. I definitely feel remorse. I’ve lost everything. And I regretted it before I lost everything."

ABC has given the green light to The Connors, a spinoff sitcom that, we presume, will center around the death of Roseanne's long-running character.

Check out Barr's ridiculous video above.

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Briana DeJesus to Javi Marroquin: Your Baby Mama is a “B-tch!”

On this past Monday night's episode of Teen Mom 2, Javi Marroquin proposed to Briana DeJesus and she said no.

Or so the network would like us to believe.

Viewers never actually witnessed the proposal, which allegedly took place several months ago, back when this installment was filmed and Javi and Briana were a semi-serious couple.

On social media shortly after the episode aired, Javi expressed confusion over what supposedly went down between him and Briana, while DeJesus cursed off her ex and insulted his new baby mama, Lauren Comeau.

It's a lot to take in, consider and comprehend.

Scroll down and we'll explain everything…

1. What Allegedly Transpired?

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Marroquin thought he was going to be deployed on this Teen Mom 2 episode, so he did buy an engagement ring and did confere with his sister about proposing. We saw those events take place.

2. We Mean, Look: Here’s the Ring

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Javi doesn’t deny having bought the rock. He willfully pulled it out in front of the camera.

3. So… How Did the Proposal Go?

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That’s the thing: it was NOT shown on air. Weird, right? We simply heard Briana talking about it to loved ones, saying it lacked pomp, circumstance, romance, flowers, balloons…. heck, even an actual question.

4. Come On! Just Take It!

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Briana told her sister that Javi showed her the diamond ring and said “here.” This was how he asked (or demanded?) her hand in marriage; again, ACCORDING TO BRIANA.

5. What Did She Say in Response?

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Heck no, dude! Basically, that is. More or less. “It wasn’t my ideal proposal, and I wasn’t going to accept the ring,” DeJesus said to a friend, also telling her sister of Javi: “He wants to marry me, he wants me to have his children, he wants me to move in with him, there’s a lot of things that he wants. I told him, ‘We have some time to think about it, we don’t have to rush.'”

6. More from Briana

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“I don’t know why he wants to propose right now,” she said in front of the camera this week. “We’ve had a conversation about what we want for our lives, like what we want for the future, but it wasn’t like I want to get married with you, I want to have your kids right now. We spoke about it like, ‘Yeah, maybe one day.’ We’ve only been together for a few months, so it’s super fast.”

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Nathan Griffith to David Eason: Let’s Fight, You Punk B-tch!

As with Jenelle Evans’s previous boyfriends, Nathan Griffith was not exactly a hit with viewers during his time on Teen Mom 2.

But Jenelle has dedicated her life to finding new rock bottoms.

Nathan Griffith, David Eason Split

And that’s how she wound up with David Eason, arguably the worst baby daddy in the storied history of the Teen Mom franchise.

Currently, Jenelle is locked in a custody battle with Nathan, and based on what we’re hearing out of court, things are getting extremely ugly.

Like, “ugly even by Jenelle Evans standards” ugly.

The latest documents have Griffith accusing Eason of punching Kaiser, Nathan’s 3-year-old son with Jenelle.

Not surprisingly, Nathan is less than pleased by these allegations.

And so, he hopes to settle the score with David not in court — but in the octagon:

“DAVID! I begged @mtv to host a mma fight for us and because of you they can’t now. Fighting words?!?!?” Nathan tweeted this week.

Please, I would love to. I want a perfectly legal, conscience [sic] decision (on your part) and good fight.”

Griffith added:

“I know if it’s in a ring, the moment you come at me… Imma clean that clock of yours and then maybe you can think straight!” 

“I know you all would love to start a fundraiser to see this fight. And if you get it together, I know I’ll be there and show up to fight for 

Obviously, this is awesome for many reasons.

First and foremost is the fact that Nathan Griffith wants to kick David Eason’s ass, which he could very easily do.

(Take away his guns and David isn’t such a tough guy.)

But there’s also the fact that Nathan apparently talks like a 79-year-old Korean War vet when he’s pissed off.

(We’re totally stealing “I’ll clean that clock of yours!”)

Yet another reason this situation absolutely rules?

Jeremy Calvert is getting in on the act.

We’ve known for quite some time that Calvert hates Eason, and it seems that just like the rest of us, he wants to see David weep like a frightened child as fists of rage rain down upon his skull.

“Sh-t, I’ll host it,” Jeremy said in reference to Nathan’s fight tweet.

Calvert was among the many who called for Eason to be fired from Teen Mom 2 after he launched a bizarre, homophobic tirade on social media.

And this is not the first time that Jeremy has encouraged Nathan in his ongoing battle against David.

“If Nathan don’t [sic] try to get his kid, I don’t know what to tell that dude,” he tweeted earlier this year.

“I would have already been in court… even if I had to empty my savings account out, I’d go broke.”

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just how badly David needs to get his ass whupped.


Sugar Bear to June Shannon: “You Are a Dumb B-tch!”

There will be no more Mr. Nice Guy for Sugar Bear on this week's episode of Mama June: From Not to Hot.

Instead, there will be at least one instance of Mr. I-Can't-Believe-You're-Doing-This-And-You-Totally-Suck-For-It Guy.

In the following clip from this surprise WEtv hit, Sugar Bear tries to call his ex-wife because he says it's his day to at least talk to daughter Alana.

But June is nowhere to be found. The Bear simply gets her voicemail.

Angry that he's getting the run-around on a previously-agreed-upon arrangement, Sugar goes off on Shannon, screaming about how unfair it is for her to keep his child from her father.

“I hate it when you act like a stupid type of women that you are,” yells Sugar Bear, adding:

“I don’t know what the hell you are trying to pull – I knew I couldn’t trust you to keep up your end of the deal, and I know you have a man living in that house!”

Indeed, she actually, somehow does.

Shannon isn't just dating some dude named Geno Doak, but she may very well be living with him, meaning Geno gets to spend a lot more time with Alana than Sugar Bear does.

This fact did not sit well with Sugar Bear's wife on last week's installment of this scripted reality show…

… and it won't sit well with Sugar himself this Friday night, either.

“You’re not gonna get away with this… this is the last time you’re gonna f-ckin’ mess with me! You’re a dumb bitch, June," Sugar Bear says in the clip featured here, concluding loudly:

F-ck you!

We also get glimpses in this video of the family's cat and dog.

Later on, speaking directly to the camera, Sugar says the following:

"I knew June was going to try and keep me away from Alana … she’s trying to sabotage our relationship – it ain’t gonna fly with me, it ain’t gonna happen!”

Mama June and Sugar Bear broke up in 2016 after they failed to salvage their romance on a season of Marriage Boot Camp.

Since then, Shannon has scarcely allowed Sugar Bear see his daughter, alleging her daughter’s suffered “emotional abuse” as a result of her dad and adding that the two can't have a relationship until he “gets help."

Watch this explosive clip below:

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Blac Chyna to Kim Kardashian: I’m Suing You, You Petty B-tch!

Back in July of 2017, Rob Kardashian posted nude photos of Blac Chyna as revenge for sleeping with another guy after they had already broken up.

Needless to say, Rob’s not the most stable individual, and it doesn’t come as much of surprise that Chyna is suing him for inflicting emotional distress and damaging her career prospects.

And now it seems she’s broadened her scope in hopes of taking the entire Kard clan along with Rob after being triggered by a passive-aggressive present.

Yes, Blac has decided to include Rob’s famous sisters in her lawsuit after apparently being enraged by the Valentine’s Day gift she received from Kim Kardashian.

In fairness, the perfume that she received from Kim’s new line of fragrances was sent in connection with a Snapchat video in which Kim revealed 

“Chyna was furious when she got Kim’s perfume Valentine,” an insider told Radar.

“It was so rude of Kim to send that to her. Chyna was disgusted that she would be that condescending.”

Things get worse from there, with some quotes that lead us to believe this “source” is actually just Chyna:

“Chyna knows Kim is a petty b-tch, she always has been. And this was it for her. She said she wasn’t going to hide the truth about how awful Rob’s whole family has been to her,” the weirdly angry and knowledgeable insider claims.

“She has kept everything with the family to the court and hasn’t done anything on social media or anywhere else against the family, but this was low, even for them.”

The anonymous tipster went on to praise Blac for her patience in not going after the Kardashians sooner, as well as for her bravery in speaking out against them now:

“Chyna had tried to let all of the personal nasty things everyone had done to her not bother her, but she finally made the decision to stand up to the Kardashians and Jenners with all of the ammunition she had.”

In court documents obtained by Radar, Blac’s attorney, Lisa Bloom, slams the Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney for all the “false” statements “Defendants Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and/or their respective agents made.”

Bloom also quotes Kim as saying:

“The only reason Chyna wants to be with my brother is for this show. She does not love Rob and their relationship is too fake and destructive. The public has been exposed to what a fake relationship they have and it’s embarrassing and makes us all look fake.”

So the lawsuit isn’t technically about Kim shading Blac with free perfume…

…But let’s be honest, it’s totally about Kim shading Blac with free perfume.


Jenelle Evans SLAMS Former BFF: She’s a Nasty B-tch!

For obvious reasons, Jenelle Evans has a hard time making friends.

So it would make sense for her to hold onto the ones she’s got.

Unfortunately, nothing about Jenelle has ever made sense.

The problem with Jenelle’s relationships is that while some unhinged reality stars are able to able to turn their insanity off when the cameras aren’t rolling, Ms. Evans is batsh-t around the clock. 

Case in point: Jenelle’s ongoing feud with former bestie Tori Rhyne is definitely not being staged for the sake of TV audiences.

Fans may remember the fight between Jenelle and Tori which reminded everyone that Evans is a frighteningly skilled pugilist.

(We’re thinking a career in celebrity boxing after this Teen Mom business runs its course!)

Many believed that Jenelle and Tori had buried the hatchet, in large part due to the fact that Rhyne was invited to Evans’ wedding to David Eason back in September.

Rhyne even posted photos from the event on her Instagram page:

“And with just one kiss she became EvansToEason. I love you guys. And I couldn’t be any happier for the both of you. Y’all deserve it,” she wrote on social media.

Yes, there was a time when it seemed like the epic throwdowns of their past were water under the bridge for these two old friends.

However, this week’s Teen Mom 2 behind the scenes special shed new light on the complicated relationship between Jenelle and Kailyn.

It seems Tori was actually kicked out of Jenelle’s wedding for reasons that weren’t made clear on the episode.

Ms. Rhyne took to Instagram to clear things up, and we’re guessing Jenelle won’t be thrilled by what she had to say:

Get ready for run-on sentences aplenty:

“A bunch of David’s friends were talking sh-t about Jesse because he knew him and Jesse didn’t bite his tongue he stood up for both the both of us and told them if they wanted to keep talking sh-t to walk down to the end of her drive and do something about since they wanted to ruin our time while we were there,” Tori wrote.

“Idc who’s wedding it is, not going to let someone talk sh-t and treat us with disrespect.”

She added:

“So we got asked to leave because people were about to start fighting. That’s what happens when you have an open bar at a wedding with a bunch of dudes.”

Correction: that’s what happens when you have an open bar at Jenelle Evans’ wedding.

Like so much of Jenelle’s life, there’s really nothing normal or relatable about this.

According to In Touch Weekly, Jenelle has already fired back that Tori is a “nasty b-tch,” because of course she has.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of the bonkers life of the Carolina Hurricane.


Jenelle Evans SLAMS Kailyn Lowry: She’s a Racist B-tch!

Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry have never quite gotten along.

And by that, we mean the Teen Mom 2 co-stars seem to actively hate one other.

Jenelle and Kailyn Split

The Jenelle-Kailyn feud has been raging for years, and not surprisingly, it’s Ms. Evans who typically takes the offensive.

This time, however, it was Kailyn who threw the first shade.

Staying true to form, however, Jenelle responded to her rival’s playful jab with a full-scale nuclear assault.

It all took place during the airing of last night’s Teen Mom 2 behind the scenes special.

During a scene that took place at Jenelle’s wedding to David Eason, Kailyn decided to offer a little color commentary.

“What a sh-t show of a wedding,” Kailyn tweeted during the episode.

This comment didn’t sit well with Jenelle, with proceeded to go off on Kail:

“At least I didn’t go around telling everyone at the reunion a while back that you wanted divorce Javi to have a ‘black baby,’ like wow. Classy kail… right to me and my mom’s face lmao why didn’t they show that sh-t show?”

Yes, this is Jenelle’s idea of a proportional response:

Oh, you called my sh-t show wedding a sh-t show? How about I publicly drag your entire family and belief system?

To her credit, Kailyn kept it relatively cool.

Instead of flaming Jenelle in return, she simply retweeted a fan who commented:

“Get ready for another c & d.”

The comment refers to the cease and desist letters that Jenelle sent her co-stars last year.

Mrs. Evans-Eason is apparently in the habit of taking legal action when she doesn’t like what her castmates have to say, and we wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised if Kailyn receives a sternly-worded letter from Jenelle’s attorneys.

For her part, Lowry didn’t talk any direct trash to Jenelle, and it seems the rest of the special put her in a reflective mood.

“Sitting here watching the behind the scenes shit makes me really think about how weird my life is. And how differently everyone really lives,” she tweeted toward the end of the episode.

Yes, Jenelle certainly lives … differently.

That might be the understatement of the century.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more shenanigans from the Carolina Hurricane.


Kailyn Lowry: Briana DeJesus Called Me a Dumb B-tch!

Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus aren’t fans of one another.

There are several reasons for this, but the primary cause of their mutual dislike is Javi Marroquin.

Briana dated Javi for several months, and Kail was understandably less than thrilled with the fact that her ex-husband and her rival were romantically involved.

Yes, Briana and Kailyn were feuding before DeJesus began dating Marroquin, but the relationship made the hostility between them that much more intense.

Earlier this month, Javi and Briana broke up, but that doesn’t mean all is well between DeJesus and Lowry.

Yesterday, Javi appeared on Kailyn’s Coffee Convos podcast to discuss the breakup.

Things got off to a rough start, with Javi basically admitting he’d like to get back together with Briana:

“There is a lot we have to discuss and talk about before we make other decisions,” Javi told Kail at the start of the show.

“There is nothing juicy to spill,” he added.

From there, Kailyn accused Javi of becoming a “different person” due to his relationship with Briana:

“That doesn’t mean you lose respect for me because at the end of the day, I’m the one who’s raising your son.”

Javi shot back that he had actually believed Briana and Kailyn would get along, and hoped that they could find common ground.

“Briana isn’t what she portrays on TV,” he insisted.

“She’s different. I’m not going to preach about how good of a person she is.”

“Telling the mother of your child to suck her d-ck and I’m a dumb b-tch doesn’t portray her as a good person,” Kail replied.

Undeterred, Javi continued defending Bri, saying that he wishes DeJesus and Lowry “could just have a conversation.”

We’re thinking they’re a little past that point, Javi.

“I don’t know what my future holds with Bri, but if we do get back together we can all get along, ” Marroquin said.

Not surprisingly, Kail wasn’t having it:

“We will never get along,” Kail stated bluntly.

“You allowed her to disrespect me to my face. She was allowed to tell me to suck her d-ck, and I wasn’t allowed to say anything to her.”

Lowry added:

“Pigs will fly when that girl apologizes to me.”

We think Javi is chasing a pipe dream on this one, but it doesn’t seem like he’ll be giving up the cause anytime soon.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just how strongly Kail and Briana dislike one another.


Kim Zolciak: Kandi Burruss Is Just a Lying B-tch!

Kim Zolciak-Biermann may not be a regular on The Real Housewives of Atlanta anymore, but that doesn’t mean she’s done bringing drama to the ATL.

Much to the chagrin of some of her castmates, Kim has been making appearances as a “friend of the Housewives” this season, and lately, her feuds from the show have been spilling over onto social media.

On Sunday night’s episode, Kim claimed that Kandi Burruss once propositioned her for sex.

Burruss took to Twitter to state quite bluntly that no such exchange ever occurred:

“I’m sick of these b-tches lying on me,” she tweeted.

“@Kimzolciak I have NEVER wanted you or your box. And stop swearing on your kids while you’re telling lies. Lying ass bitch. Somebody’s really reaching for a permanent peach here… This is my house. You’re just a visitor!”

Yes, Kandi basically pulled rank, reminding Kim that she’s been stripped of her Housewife status and is now just a lowly guest on the show.

Kim, of course, has never been one to back down from a fight, and she stuck by her claim … albeit not in terribly convincing fashion.

“If anybody is lying it’s you @Kandi You and your husband are full on swingers f–king all kinds of girls and can NEVER admit it. And bitch if it weren’t for me there would be no house. Remember I built this house!” Zolciak-Biermann tweeted.

“If anybody is lying, it’s you”?

That’s something people who are lying say.

Zolciak’s claim came during a conversation with Sheree Whitfield, in which she asserted that Burruss and her husband, Todd Tucker, attempted to lure her into a threesome.

“The elevator’s not going to the top floor if you’re willing to share your man,” Kim remarked.

This all comes on the heels of Kim’s ugly feud with Nene Leakes, which has also delivered plenty of bonus drama on social media.

Nene fired the latest shot in epic fashion last week, saying of Kim:

“I think if you cut her open, worms and slimy nastiness will come out of her. I think she is a slimy, nasty person for real.”

Tell us what you really think, Nene!

Both of these situations seem likely to get worse in the weeks to come, which is probably exactly what Zolciak wants.

In all likelihood, Kandi hit the nail on the head when she remarked that Kim is a woman who desperately wants “a permanent peach”

Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online to relive all of this season’s wildly entertaining drama.