Caitlyn Jenner SLAMS Kendall and Kylie: What’s Going On?!

Caitlyn Jenner … well, it seems like she has a hard time getting along with anyone anymore, doesn’t it?

For most of last year, we saw her have a big, prolonged falling out with Kris Jenner and the Kardashian kids.

Back in July, she even pulled her support from her once-beloved Donald Trump.

But now, to kick off 2018, is she also cutting ties with her two youngest children, Kendall and Kylie Jenner?!

Judging by some quotes she made in her new interview with Piers Morgan, we’d say there’s a decent chance of it.

First, she talked about the Kardashians — you know, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob, her former stepchildren, the ones she helped raise and the ones who definitely considered her a parent?

Yeah, they’re out.

Caitlyn recounted the story about how when she sent the family a copy of her memoir before it was published, she left out the part about her gender reassignment surgery because “it’s none of their business.”

Which is fine, because of course it’s none of their business, but why include it in the book at all then? Is it everyone else’s business?

A moment later, she clarified that “I didn’t want them to leak it to the press, OK? There was no reason for them to know about it, of course I didn’t trust them.”

That makes more sense, but it’s also much more sad than her original line, huh?

It’s also unfortunate that she felt she couldn’t trust the people she used to consider her own children.

It gets worse though — elsewhere in the interview, she admitted “I don’t talk to the Kardashians anymore.”

“The only ones I am concerned about are Kendall and Kylie. They are my biological kids. I spent 23 years carting them around.”

Damn, Cait, tell us how you really feel.

For one, it hasn’t been “23 years carting them around” — Kendall is only 22.

So either she forgot how old her own kids are, or she’s counting from the very date of Kendall’s conception. Neither possibility is all that great.

For two, again, she spent literal decades acting as a father figure to the Kardashian kids, so to completely write them off this way is pretty cold, honestly.

For three, even if she was expressing a sentiment like this, shouldn’t she say something about how much she loves Kendall and Kylie, or how much they mean to her?

Why is her idea of being a father linked to how much time she spent “carting them around”?

For four, how do you think Kendall and Kylie would feel if they heard this? 

There’s always the chance that they’re used to such weird shows of “affection” from Caitlyn, and there’s also the chance that they aren’t all that close to her anymore these days, after all that’s gone on in the family.

Any way you look at it, it’s all just way too depressing, isn’t it?

Do better, Caitlyn. It really is not that difficult.


Caitlyn Jenner Shuts Down Piers Morgan: Don’t Ask About My Body, You Creep!

Piers Morgan isn't exactly known for his tasteful questions, and he's once again demonstrating that.

This time, he asks Caitlyn Jenner about how her "physique" has changed since her youth.

As you can see in the video below, Caitlyn shut him down right away, explaining that his question isn't just inappropriate — for many trans women, it's dangerous.

Caitlyn jenner in shades

Caitlyn Jenner has been dragged by many in the trans community for not, they believe, doing a good job of representing the community.

(Remember the trans woman who called Caitlyn Jenner a fraud? That woman is now running for office)

But … it looks like things might be getting a little better.

See, Piers Morgan — through innuendo — asks prying questions about Caitlyn's body, now versus in her past.

And Cait shuts him down pretty epically, even talking about how ignorant questions like Piers' can make life itself dangerous for trans women.

Caitlyn jenner dog

So, Piers Morgan holds up an old plastic action figure of Caitlyn Jenner from her Olympian days, long before her transition.

(Total side note, but have you ever seen the episode of Murder, She Wrote that Cait was on? Seeing her deadname on the credits a couple of years ago, back when the series was on Netflix, was such a surprise for me)

Piers made the unfortunate choice to gesture to the action figure, and talk about her "physique," asking how it differs now versus then, saying:

"Obviously, certain areas we know."

Yikes. Cait doesn't let that go by unchallenged, saying:

"See you made a comment there and that's why you would get in trouble."

Caitlyn jenner in july 2017

"You just said, 'Oh certain areas.' That, to a trans person, is disrespectful."

For the record, asking anybody about their private parts in an interview is usually disrespectful unless that person has already indicated that they're fine talking about it.

Cait explains: "Because you don't make a joke about that."

"Because it's not funny, it's life."

She goes on to say:

"And it’s a part of my life and it's a very serious part of my life."

Caitlyn jenner and her book

Piers inquires why life can't be a joke, or whatever. We guess that maybe he thought that he'd get away with his creepy questions?

Caitlyn is not amused, saying: "I don't take it and I take that very seriously."

She even ties the issue to other trans folks.

"And so, out of respect to myself and the community, it's not something that you joke about."

Cait talks more about how this impacts trans women, and not just herself:

"It's something, as I said before, this is serious stuff. People die over this issue. It's not a joke."

Caitlyn jenner in golf cart

It's worth noting that Piers Morgan is hardly the first person to ask wildly inappropriate questions of a trans woman he's interviewing.

But it's 2018. This should not still be happening.

Back in 2014, Katie Couric interviewed Laverne Cox and Carmen Carrera, And during that interview, Couric asked some very inappropriate genital questions without realizing that she was doing anything wrong.

Janet Mock did a famous takedown of that behavior — if you're not going to ask a cis celebrity about their genitals, then don't ask a trans celebrity about theirs.

Katie Couric, for the record, apologized and later did a series about trans folks, and stated explicitly that part of what inspired her to do the series was her past mistakes.

Caitlyn jenner strikes a pose

Caitlyn Jenner is right — transphobic questions can be life-for-death for trans folks who aren't millionaire celebrities.

For the record, though, what Piers was saying would be rude and creepy to anyone.

Would he, while interviewing Martha Stewart, ask questions about her breasts or genitals? Would he ask any 68-year-old woman about her "physique" in contrast to when she was a young athlete? We hope not.

Anyway, while nobody's private areas are any business of ours, this is additionally true for trans people. It might become appropriate to ask if you're dating a trans woman, but that's about it.

Caitlyn jenner shuts down piers morgan dont ask about my body yo

Caitlyn Jenner to Interview O.J. Simpson on New Talk Show?!

Considering that Kris Jenner is already majorly resentful over Caitlyn Jenner’s tell-all book, this sounds like a mistake. Or maybe Caitlyn’s fine with it if the Kardashians want nothing to do with her.

But, reportedly, there are plans in the works for Caitlyn to sit down with and interview infamous alleged murderer O.J. Simpson.

Even without a formal announcement, this is being slammed as extremely insensitive, unwise, and in poor taste.

Caitlyn Jenner isn’t any old public personality.

Through her marriage to Kris Jenner, she became friends with O.J. Simpson and his late wife, Nicole Brown Simpson.

You know, before “someone” murdered Nicole, and Ron Goldman, in a brutal and bloody attack on that fateful day in June of 1994.

Though O.J. Simpson has been found financially for the despicable murder, he was famously acquitted in criminal court despite overwhelming evidence.

Obviously, Kris and even O.J.’s long-time friend Robert Kardashian distanced themselves from him following his acquittal.

Probably because they’d been friends with Nicole, too, and felt that they owed it to her to not be too chummy with her alleged murderer.

Still, we have to ask:

Is Caitlyn really willing to sit across from O.J. and interview him?

O.J. Simpson has already insulted Caitlyn Jenner in an interview with TMZ.

His words were probably an attempt at humor, though his “joke” is transphobic in nature and involves misgendering and deadnaming Caitlyn, both of which are unacceptable.

(But we’re talking about a guy accused of beating his wife for years before allegedly murdering her and a stranger, so there is literally no vile act that most people would put past this guy)

“I don’t know Caitlyn,” Simpson said to the camera. “I’ve never met Caitlyn.”

Obviously, he means that he hasn’t seen her since her transition.

“As far as Bruce is concerned, I don’t really know him that well.”

You don’t bring up someone’s deadname.

“If he wants to choose to live his life out as an old lady instead of an old man, hey, women live longer,” he somehow said.

Nicole Brown Simpson didn’t.

He then doubled down on misgendering Caitlyn.

“He may be onto something.”

Just because you can, uh, run on grass while holding an oddly shaped ball, a skill that someone catapulted O.J. to fame and fortune because our society has weird values, doesn’t mean that you can tell a joke.

According to Life & Style, producers haven’t yet approached Caitlyn Jenner about interviewing O.J. Simpson.

But apparently they hope to sell her on the idea.

They reportedly plan to pitch it as “an informative, interview-type show,” in which Cait could grill the alleged double-murderer to her heart’s content.

“If they do it right, it would be fascinating.”

Well, so would genetically engineering a bunch of dinosaurs and letting them loose on an island full of children. That doesn’t mean that anyone should do it.

“Love them or hate them,” a source told the tabloid, “putting Caitlyn and O.J. in the same room would be must-see TV.”

That’s … true.

Some feel strongly that O.J. Simpson should not be awarded any sort of respect. That includes interviews and anything else for which he might be paid money that he doesn’t deserve.

At the same time, others point out that O.J. would be required to pay at least some of any money that he makes to the Goldmans, who won their lawsuit.

(So many people forget Ron Goldman. Nicole didn’t deserve what happened to her, but neither did Ron)

Maybe the producers will get cold feet. Again, entertaining television doesn’t mean that it’s worth it. We can practically smell the advertiser boycotts.

But this is 2017. We live in interesting times, and anything could happen.


Caitlyn Jenner: The Kardashians Don’t Want Anything to Do With Me!

Not everything this year has gone as Caitlyn Jenner had hoped.

True, she might be dating a hot blonde 21-year-old, but Cait has been thoroughly disappointed by Trump. And she’s also become estranged from various Kardashians — from her family.

Caitlyn is publicly lamenting that the Kardashians want her out of their lives.

Caitlyn Jenner spoke about her memoir, The Secrets of My Life, and its detrimental effect on her relationship with the Kardashians at the Cambridge Union on Monday night.

And this sounds pretty rough.

“It’s been a little bit tough over the past couple of years on the Kardashian side.”

Yeah, we’d say so. Especially since April, when the memoir was published.

“To be honest, I don’t talk to them anymore. Kim I haven’t talked to in a year.”

That tracks, more or less. Back in September, we learned that Caitlyn and Kim hadn’t spoken in 9 months.

(11 months is “a year,” for most intents and purposes)

“They don’t want me in their lives, they bashed me pretty badly.”

We saw quite a lot of that, with Caitlyn getting called insane by her own family on Keeping Up With The Kardashians over some of the things that were written in her book.

“It’s devastating when your kids do that. It really hurt.”

Remember, folks — Caitlyn fathered Kendall and Kylie, but she’s been Kim and Kourtney and Khloe and Rob’s dad for decades, too.

Caitlyn doesn’t feel that their responses are justified.

“I tried to be honest in my book — very fair and very nice. Unfortunately, they didn’t take it that way.”

Honesty is not always the best policy — particularly when writing a memoir about your very famous, still-living family members.

But Caitlyn emphasizes that the Kardashians were not the focus.

“In the book I express some opinions and got shut down. It was not about the Kardashians.”

Sure, but obviously people are going to latch onto Kardashian news.

“They were only mentioned on 20 pages.”

Do you know how much any one of us could upset people in our lives by telling 100% truthful stories about them in just 20 pages?

You could lose every friend and family member that you have with too much honesty.

You gotta have a filter, folks. Yes, even when writing a memoir. You don’t need to lie; you just need to edit.

But Caitlyn thinks that the Kardashians doing what they do — turning every circumstance into entertainment for their own professional and financial benefit — is to blame for the perception that Caitlyn’s book was negative towards them.

“They made it more about them on television. The book was about my life. That caused a lot of the separation between us.”

Like we said, they sure did talk about it on their show.

But when you speak negatively of your celebrity family members outside of, like, a therapist’s office, don’t expect for them to be super chill about it.

Caitlyn seems to be regarding her book, because it is a memoir, as some sort of sacrosanct confessional whose contents should be untouchable.

But … it’s a book, and the Kardashians are (mostly) real people with (arguably) real feelings.

It’s important for us to note that Caitlyn still gets along with some members of what’s considered the Kardashian clan.

Caitlyn is still close with Kylie. Cait appeared on Life of Kylie. and the two regularly hang out on Father’s Day.

Also, Caitlyn took her gal pal Sophia Hutchins to Kendall Jenner’s 22nd birthday party.

That was potentially a little awkward, since Cait’s “friend” is still only 21 and therefore younger than Kendall, but it shows that Caitlyn and Kendall are still getting along.

Still, it’s sad to see a family torn apart. We wonder if they’ll mend fences or just resign themselves to this estrangement.


Caitlyn Jenner: Gal Pal Sophia Hutchins’ Mom Reveals All!

Caitlyn Jenner’s romantic life remains a mystery, but she has been closely linked to a hot blonde 21-year-old.

Her much younger gal pal, Sophia Hutchins, is also a trans woman. But, until now, we didn’t know that much about her.

But Sophia’s mother is willing to talk about her daughter, Caitlyn, and their relationship.

Caitlyn and Sophia didn’t announce their friendship so much as just … allow people to find out.

They tend to crop each other out of photographs, but it’s been abundantly clear that Cait and Sophia are spending a lot of time together.

Caitlyn has featured bits of Sophia’s legs in a photograph of the sunset, which puts Sophia in Caitlyn’s hotel room, lounging on her balcony.

And Sophia has been photographed multiple times with Caitlyn Jenner’s dog and in Caitlyn Jenner’s home.

Their bond isn’t really a surprise.

Cait has been rejected by many members of the trans community because her self-serving political views and endorsements are seen as harmful to trans women and others.

(Caitlyn has praised the likes of Ted Cruz and openly endorsed Donald Trump. Sure, she regrets that now, but buyer’s remorse isn’t getting her a lot of sympathy or forgiveness from vulnerable minorities who are threatened by the Trump administration)

By definition, as a celebrity, Caitlyn is a representative of trans women — but she is not representative of most trans women. She is a rich white celebrity.

But Sophia comes from a similar world to Caitlyn’s, and even credits Caitlyn with inspiring her to go forward with her transition, something that she’d hesitated to do because she hadn’t felt able to relate to other famous trans women.

Speaking to RadarOnline, Sophia Hutchins’ mother, Amy, refers to Caitlyn as being very “supportive.”

Amy herself says that she’s proud of her daughter for speaking publicly about her transition — as Sophia shared the news in her university newspaper.

“It’s pretty awesome,” Amy said, praising her daughter’s courage. “She’s got a lot of guts. … Caitlyn’s got a lot of guts, too.”

“Caitlyn has been a real supportive friend to her,” Amy says, though also shooting down rumors that Caitlyn is paying for Sophia’s current lifestyle.

That said, and despite Sophia’s numerous photos from Caitlyn’s home, Amy says that her daughter is not living with Caitlyn on a permanent basis.

Amy uses the word “friend” there, but that’s not quite the same as a denial that there might be something more romantic going on between the two.

Adding further steam to the rumormill, Sophia Hutchins was spotted accompanying Caitlyn to Kendall Jenner’s 22nd birthday party.

That seems like something a little beyond the normal boundaries of a totally platonic friendship, right?

And yet it’s still nothing definitive.

Admittedly, the only thing more awkward than introducing your girlfriend to your daughters — something to which many parents can relate — would be introducing your girlfriend to your daughter who is older than she is.

Because Sophia is 21, folks.

The potential awkwardness of an encounter like that is almost enough to make us believe Caitlyn’s representive’s claim that Caitlyn and Sophia are not dating.

It’s way easier to picture Caitlyn bringing a friend along.

Caitlyn’s relationship with many members of her family — with the Kardashians, in particular — has been strained lately.

Not because she’s trans, but because of her book.

It turns out that writing a tell-all doesn’t really endear you to the people you’re spilling the beans over, even if you only talk about them in part of the book.

Who knew?

Is Caitlyn keeping Sophia close because she likes having a young, likeminded friend in her life?

Or … is she building a new romance?


O.J. Simpson Slams Caitlyn Jenner: Enjoy Life As an Old Lady!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, O.J. Simpson was released from prison last month after serving nine years on robbery charges.

Needless to say, some folks were less than thriled with the thought of living in a world in which the Juice is on the loose.

Obviously, there are the families of O.J.’s alleged murder victims, and the Brown and Goldman families are probably more than a little about reports that Simpson tried to hire a hitman and have them killed during his time behind bars.

But O.J. burned a lot of bridges during his first stint as a free man, so the Browns and Goldmans aren’t alone in their antipathy toward the former football great.

The members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, for example, are no big fans of number 32.

Kris Jenner’s husband, Robert Kardashian, was a close friend of Simpson’s and the late attorney played an instrumental role in assembling the defense team for his double murder trial.

Both Kris and former husband Caitlyn Jenner have been vocally critical of O.J., and there have been reports that Kris and Caitlyn are afraid for their lives in the wake of Simpson’s release.

TMZ caugh up with Simpson in Las Vegas last night, and the topic of Caitlyn came up during a brief conversation.

O.J. attempted to keep the conversation lighthearted, but we’re guessing Jenner won’t be thrilled with what he had to say.

“I don’t know Caitlyn,” Simpson told the paparazzo.

“I’ve never met Caitlyn, as far as Bruce is concerned, I really didn’t know him that well.”

The reason to question the veracity of that remark, as O.J. vacationed with the Jenners in the late ’80s, but it’s what Simpson said next that’s really sparking controversy.

“If he wants to choose to live his life out as an old lady, instead of an old man, hey, women live longer,” Simpson joked.

“He may be on to something.”

A groaner, to be sure, but it could’ve been far worse.

After all, this is O.J. we’re talking about.

If you survive your encounter with him, then it could’ve been far worse.


Caitlyn Jenner: Dating a Hot Blonde 21-Year Old?!

Caitlyn Jenner, one of the most famous trans women in the world, has embraced her womanhood in the most public way possible. She even had a reality series for a while there.

But one thing that we have not seen her do, really do, since coming out is … dating.

Dating at her age, as a celebrity, with children, is always complicated. More so when you’re trans.

That has reportedly now changed.

According to reports, Caitlyn Jenner is now dating Sophia Hutchins, a 21-year-old trans woman.

For a long time, Caitlyn has been openly leery of dating.

Like a lot of minorities, Caitlyn Jenner is very focused upon respectability politics — she wants to look and act a certain way that she feels is more dignified.

(That’s true of all of us, up to a point, but celebrities who are also minorities feel a powerful added pressure to represent their entire demographic)

Cait is also a parent with adult children, so she is also concerned with how her children will feel if she begins dating just a couple of years after coming out to the world and transitioning.

We all likely remember the scene on I Am Cait when Caitlyn refused to dance with a man when she and the other women were taking dancing classes.

She confessed that she knew that dancing with a man on camera, even just for fun, would immediately make headlines and she didn’t want her children to see it.

Which speaks of a woman who, despite being out and proud, still has some internalized issues with who she is. It’s sad.

Still, she’s overcoming a lot of hurdles as she truly embraces who she is.

In fact, just a few days ago, Caitlyn Jenner fulfilled her fantasy of walking on the beach as her authentic self.

She’d told a therapist, decades ago when she was still deep in the closet, that it was her dream.

Well, speaking of living as her authentic self and of her trip to Cabo San Lucas (where the aforementioned beach was located), Caitlyn Jenner did not spend her tropical trip alone.

She was accompanied by Sophia Hutchins.

In the captions of one Instagram photo, Sophia describes herself as “Blonde. $ kinny. Rich. And a little bit of a b–ch.”

So she sounds fun!

Sophia used her school newspaper at Pepperdine University to reveal that she was transitioning.

Sophia had identified as a woman from a young age, coming out to her peers at 15.

But, as a college student, she cited Caitlyn Jenner as a source of inspiration, her story giving her the courage to transition.

Now, as for why people believe that they are dating … well, for starters, they’ve been hanging out a lot.

And that’s even evident, just from social media.

For example, Sophia has been sharing a lot of photos of Caitlyn’s dog, Bertha.

Some of Sophia’s photos were almost certainly taken in Caitlyn’s house.

Also, they both snapped photos from Caitlyn Jenner’s hotel room balcony in Cabo.

Caitlyn’s photo, of the scenery, also included Sophia’s legs.

Caitlyn Jenner, Sophia Hutchins Cabo Pic

The two women were spotted at the airport, returning together.

So, these two are definitely friends, which is no surprise. Obviously, Caitlyn would be happy to make a trans friend who has a similar background to her own (rich) and is happy to associate with her.

(Not all trans women like Caitlyn Jenner so much)

We can infer from social media friendship seems to have gotten really cozy in a relatively short amount of time.

All of this was enough for RadarOnline to come forward and report that the two are dating.

But … are they?

Well, a representative for Caitlyn told Gossip Cop that Caitlyn Jenner is currently single and not dating anyone.

The trouble with taking representative at their word is that, you know, sometimes celebrities don’t want a story or relationship getting out.

But if they wanted it to be a secret, well, Caitlyn could have avoided having Sophia’s legs in her photo of the sunset.

It could be that the two are dating, but Caitlyn doesn’t want it to go public yet.

It could be that the two are not dating but that Caitlyn doesn’t mind if people assume that they are, as being seen as having a hot blonde 21-year-old girlfriend would be cool.

And they might not be dating at all.

Honestly, Sophia might be straight. Just because someone’s gender isn’t as it was assumed at her birth doesn’t mean that her sexual orientation is up for grabs.

Honestly, we’ve always felt that Caitlyn Jenner has some internalized issues that she needs to work through before she dates anyone. If she and Sophia are dating, that’s great news for Caitlyn’s personal development. Good for both of them, really.

But … it’s too soon to report that they’re definitely dating. Friends can just be friends and hang out, folks.


Caitlyn Jenner Celebrates a “Fantasy” Come True

Caitlyn Jenner has achieved a personal milestone.

She’s accomplished something the reality star never thought she would accomplish.

She’s walked down the beach in a bathing suit.

Not just any bathing suit, of course.

Or not a men’s bathing suit, we should emphasize for accuracy.

Instead, the transgender icon has shared a picture on Instagram of herself walking down the beach in Cabo San Lucas, wearing only woman’s swimwear.

“40 years ago my therapist asked me what my fantasy is,” Jenner wrote as the caption, adding as a tease and an answer:

“I told her walking on the beach being my authentic self and…”

And here she is:

It’s been quite a journey for Jenner to reach this point in her life, of course.

She struggled for decades as a man, remaining deep in the closet and hiding her true self from the public.

But that finally changed in April of 2015 when Jenner sat down with Diane Sawyer and opened up about how she felt like she was meant to be a female.

This explains the Instagram video Caitlyn posted in which she’s rocking the aforementioned plunging one-piece swimsuit and a wide-brimmed hat. 

As she gets closer to the camera, she takes off her hat and proudly declares “Free!” as she twirls around while the waves crash ashore.

It’s pretty great.

In January of this year, Jenner underwent gender reassignment surgery.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Caitlyn writes in the memoir, referred to the decision to undergo the surgery as “complex.”

She adds in the book, which basically ruined her relationship with many members of her family, that she had grown tired of answering questions about when she would have this procedure done.

“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” she says.

“So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.”

In a subsequent interview with Larry King, however, Jenner made it clear that not all transgender individuals undergo this surgery.

And that’s okay.

“What’s between your legs doesn’t define who you are,” she said.


Caitlyn Jenner: FINE, I’ll Support Kylie and Her Baby!

Caitlyn Jenner, like the rest of us, knows that Kylie Jenner is too young to have a baby.

But, even when your loved ones make life-changingly foolish decisions that rock you to your core, they’re still your loved ones.

Which we suppose is why Cait is reportedly being as supportive as she can be of Kylie deciding to become a mother at the ripe old age of 20.

Kylie isn’t the only member of her family who’s expecting.

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, as we officially learned yesterday … but that’s something that we called a while back.

Oh, and Kim Kardashian is pregnant via surrogate, which sounds like the best way to be pregnant. Kim’s third daughter will be a girl and is due early in 2018.

This has led some to jokingly suggest that the three sisters made a pregnancy pact.

Kourtney already has three kids.

Rob Kardashian of course knocked up Blac Chyna and how has baby Dream … and can look forward to nearly two decades of hefty child support payments to Chyna.

Kendall, in the meantime, won’t even turn 22 for more than a month.

It looks like Kendall reserves her bad decisions exclusively for business and keeps her personal life free of life-altering mistakes.

So far, anyway.

Previously, we’d heard that Caitlyn Jenner was exactly as disappointed as you’d imagine upon hearing the news that her youngest daughter was pregnant.

Kylie is, after all, only 20. She was 19 when she got pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby.

In addition to Travis Scott clearly being a rebound from Kylie’s on-again, off-again relationship with Tyga that began when she was a minor, Kylie and Travis started dating in, what, April?

And that’s before they even went public, which happened in May.

Kylie is reportedly due in February of 2018, which according to my math suggests that Kylie got pregnant some time back in May.

(I’m no math enthusiast, which is why I write for a living instead of, like, professional long division, but I’m pretty sure that that’s right)

So, at the most, Kylie and Travis were dating for one month before Kylie got knocked up.

Again, as a teenager.

There’s literally no part of that to make a parent happy … well, except perhaps for Kris Jenner, who must have been seeing dollar signs like a cartoon character after she recovered from her initial shock.

(Remember: Kris probably learned about this in June, just weeks before Rob Kardashian posted revenge porn of Blac Chyna … she must have had one hell of a summer)

Despite Caitlyn’s initial and relatable disappointment, she’s reportedly singing a different tune, now.

People reports that the reality star and former Olympian is expressing optimism about Kylie’s pregnancy.

“She’s happy. She’s ready to be there for Kylie and will be a big part of the baby’s life.”

It’s good that she’s planning to do that, because Kylie really has no idea how much work is involved in parenting.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again — Kylie seems to be great with her dogs (in contrast to Kim, who doesn’t seem to be a pet person, which we cannot understand).

Often, that can translate to great maternal instincts.

But that doesn’t mean that a 20-year-old who is used to living by her own schedule and hanging out with friends is in any way prepared for motherhood.

She’ll be relying upon a small army of nannies and a massive family support network a lot over the next decade or so, we’re sure.

(We hope)

Caitlyn’s making the right choice by being supportive.

You can’t control people or make them not make mistakes, but you can control whether your reaction is accepting or drives them away.

On some level, Caitlyn has to be excited to meet her grandbaby.

I do wonder — and I don’t mean this in a transphobic way in the slightest — what Kylie’s baby will call Caitlyn.

Like … Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, so normally we’d assume that the baby would call her “Grandma” or one of those variants. Even “Nana,” if you’re from one of those families.

But Cait told her kids that they can still call her “dad” because she’ll always be their father, which is true and totally fine.

Will we see a situation where Kylie calls Cait “dad” but Kylie’s little girl calls Cait “grandma?” Or what?

Of more immediate concern is what kind of naming gimmic Kylie’s going to choose for her kids.