David Eason: I Need a Gun So They Don’t Force My Straight White Ass Into a Concentration Camp!

It’s been almost seven months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 for hurling bigoted slurs at fans on social media.

But Jenelle Evans’ husband has made a point of not backing away from his controversial stances.

In fact — because 2018 is nightmarish hellscape in which every idiot with an opinion feels that they need to cram it down your throat on a daily basis until you run screaming for the “block” button — he’s been more outspoken than ever in recent weeks. 

You see, David is one of those well-heeled straight, Christian white guys who has somehow convinced himself he’s an oppressed minority.

In David’s mind, the whole world is out to get him, and the barbarians are forever at his gates, which is why he needs to be armed to the teeth in order to defend himself.

And he’s been expressing that view in increasingly offensive fashion lately with the help of the preferred weapon of internet jackasses everywhere — memes.

David Eason Instagram Meme

As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out, David posted the above meme earlier this week, and predictably, the reaction from fans has been one of mingled confusion and outrage.

“Why gun control? Because armed people will NOT willingly load themselves into railroad boxcars,” reads the caption.

So … does David really think he’s at risk of being sent off to a concentration camp?

Interestingly, that post comes on the heels of another one in which Eason boasts of his pride in being a straight white redneck.

David Eason "Straight Pride" Meme

“For the people who get offended when you call them what they identify themselves as… I’m also proud to be a white man, a southerner and a redneck! #pride,” Eason captioned the above image.

As far as we can tell, David is the kind of guy who will tell you that he and the rest of the MAGA crowd are tired of winning in one breath, and then argue that he needs an AR-15 to protect himself from his many oppressors in the next.

He’s that very modern sort of dipsh-t who will complain about identity politics while proudly affixing himself with labels that he thinks will make his opinions matter more.

Clearly, political matters are very much at the forefront of David’s mind these days.

But since he and his wife have had CPS called to their house 20 times in the past year, maybe he should focus a bit more energy on getting his own house in order.


Jesse Camp, Beloved MTV VJ, Reported Missing

In 1998, Jesse Camp — whose real name is Josiah Camp — won a reality contest to become an MTV VJ.

Even after he left TRL, he was able to use that platform of MTV fame to launch his music career.

He would go on to make an array of friends, including some big-name celebrities.

Well, those friends — and his countless fans — are worried, now. And so is his family.

Jesse has been reported missing and police are searching for him and hoping to find him alive and safe.

1. Jesse Camp is missing

Jesse camp
On July 19, Jesse Camp — whose real name is Josiah — was reported missing by his sister, Marisha Camp.

2. The police are involved

Jesse camp 17
The Riverside Police Department in California was able to confirm that they have an open missing person’s case on him.

3. He had been keeping in touch with his mother

Jesse camp 05
Alarm bells within the family went off when he failed to make his weekly call to his mother.

4. She hasn’t heard from him since July 11 or 12

Jesse camp 06
So it sounds like he has been missing since several days before July 19.

5. He has been an avid Instagram user

Jesse camp 11
But that social media page has not been updated since May 21.

6. His friends are concerned

Jesse camp 07
And a report that may relate to his disappearance has sent a chill down the spines of his loved ones.

View Slideshow

Ann Coulter Claims Detention Camp Kids Are Actors Pulling ‘Political Stunt’

Ann Coulter’s spewing a wild new theory about kids in detention camps … claiming the kids are all part of a huge “political stunt” designed to destroy America. Coulter was out in NYC Tuesday when we asked her if she’s seen the latest pictures of…