Javi Marroquin Gets Lap Dance From Mystery Woman on Marriage Boot Camp

If you’ve ever seen the exercise in public humiliation and degradation known as Marriage Boot Camp, then you know that the show puts its troubled spouses through all manner of stunts and experiments in the name of therapy.

Obviously, the therapeutic benefits of these tasks are highly dubious, but there’s not question about their entertainment value!

This is a lesson that Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin seem to have learned the hard way during their time on the show.

Now, the Teen Mom 2 stars are already divorced, and thus, don’t have a marriage to save, but they went on Marriage Boot Camp in order to develop a more amicable co-parenting relationship.

And yes, that’s just a fancy way of saying they did it for money.

Anyway, the hosts and producers haven’t gone easy on Javi and Kailyn simpy becaause they’re obviously only there for the paycheck.

Far from it, in fact, as the folks behind the scenes seem to be reveling in putting Lowry and Marroquin through the wringer.

Thus far, we’ve seen Javi placed on “life support” so that Kailyn could experience what it would be like to stand next to her ex’s freaking deathbed.

We’ve seen Javi and Kail attack one another’s character in brutal fights that made us briefly forget they’re no longer married.

We even saw them both admit to infidelity (sort of) in some sort of high-stakes game of marital truth or dare.

If you’ve been enjoying the ongoing debasement of these famous exes, then last night’s episode of MBC certainly didn’t disappoint.

In an experiment based on the idea of a “hall pass” granting one temporary freedom from monogamy, the men were sent out on the town and encouraged to engage in bad behavior.

Just like in real therapy!

For Javi this meant receiving a lap dance from a random woman, and then giving her a lap dance in return, because apparently Javi is a little unclear on the concept of lap dances.

“The women would not be happy if they see what we’re doing tonight,” told the cameras.

“I feel bad because I do have feelings for Kail still, so I don’t know if I’m doing the right thing.”

Of course, he and Kailyn are not in a sexual relationship, so the experiment was kind of pointless, but on the bright side, it may have landed Javi in a world of sh-t, anyway!

Marroquin is currently dating Briana DeJesus, who’s not exactly known for her level-headed demeanor.

No doubt Javi explained that the show was shot several months before he started dating Briana–but something tells us he still spent last night on the couch.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Javi and Kailyn’s tumultuous relationship.


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Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin Fight HARD on Marriage Boot Camp!

When you heard the news that Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin would be featured in the upcoming season of Marriage Boot Camp, you may have been a little underwhelmed.

After all, we've known that things were over for them for well over a year now.

It was late last year when their divorced was finalized — it's not exactly a secret how things end up for them.

So why would the show bother to show us footage of a relationship that's been dead for so long, especially when their breakup drama has already been so well-documented on Teen Mom 2?

We'll be honest, at first it sounded like a pretty poor choice.

But now we're finally seeing some scenes between Kailyn and Javi …

And even though the downfall of their relationship is such old news, actually seeing everything go down is proving to be very, very interesting.

You can tell things are going to be good when, in their intro, Javi explains that "Right now we're currently not together, but I am here to see if maybe that changes."

Then Kailyn adds "I came here with Javi with no intentions of getting back together."

Hey, at least she's honest.

It does seem like she's kind of on the fence though, because in another clip she says that she hopes that Marriage Boot Camp "can help us figure out how to solve our issues, because when I envision myself being married, I don't think that I would have ever anticipated it being this troubled."

Then we cut to a clip of all the cast members together — Kailyn is asked if they're married, and she laughs and says that they're "on our way to being divorced!"

Javi explains that yes, they are married, but she stresses that the divorce "will be finalized, like, next week."

If you think this sounds almost too messy, then you're thinking right.

One of their biggest issues, according to Kailyn, is that Javi refuses to let go of her past mistakes.

For Javi though, one of their lowest points was when he was deployed and "I found out she was sleeping with someone else."

She tries to say that that's not what happened, because "I don't believe it's cheating if you're separated."

He hits back with "I believe it's cheating when you don't know you're separated."

This touches on something we've heard before, which is that she believed the marriage was over before he ever left for his deployment, but he thought they were still working on things.

In yet another clip, she tells him that her heart isn't in the marriage anymore, that she just wants to be able to co-parent together and go their separate ways.

The doctors on the show are convinced that she's lying, because if she wasn't at least a little interested in repairing the relationship, she wouldn't be there.

Because why else would she do the show? It's not like she's getting a nice paycheck and some more exposure or anything.

Javi tries to tell her that the kids deserve for them to give their marriage one last shot, but she argues that sometimes it's best for a couple to split and be happy instead of staying in a miserable marriage just for the children.

It's actually all very, very sad.

Will you be tuning in this season?!

Check out Kailyn and Javi's drama for yourself in the video below:

Kailyn lowry and javi marroquin fight hard on marriage boot camp

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin: Headed to Marriage Boot Camp!

Great news for those of us who simply have not had enough of the drama between Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin yet!

Our favorite Teen Mom 2 couple … or ex-couple … and not even our favorite, really, when you get down to it … are going to appear on the next season of Marriage Boot Camp!

It might sound a little strange, considering that Kailyn and Javi have been divorced for a good long while now.

She filed while Javi was still deployed overseas, and it was finalized in late November.

We know that Marriage Boot Camp has been playing a little fast and loose when it comes to the "marriage" part in the title of their show.

After all, Farrah brought her parents on last season.

But still, it seems like an odd move.

As it turns out, the folks who run the MBC empire have been sitting on this season for a while now — Kailyn and Javi actually filmed it last fall, when their marriage was all but over but before the divorce was official.

Interestingly enough, judging by the timeline we've seen on Teen Mom 2, there's a very, very solid chance she was with Chris Lopez at this time, too.

It goes without saying, but this should be a pretty killer season!

It premieres in October — a long wait, but we're sure it'll be worth it.

And while we're certainly excited to see Kailyn and Javi work on their problems, there are also some other lovely couples appearing on the show as well!

Bobby Panahi and Asifa Mirza from Shahs of Sunset will be there, as will Juelia Kinney and JJ Lane from Bachelor in Paradise.

Also on the show will be Peter Gunz and Amina Buddafly from Love and Hip Hop: New York and Meghan James and DeAndre Perry from Bad Girls Club.

Watch the very first trailer below:

Kailyn lowry and javi marroquin headed to marriage boot camp

Amber Portwood and Brandi Glanville: Feuding on Marriage Boot Camp?!

Amber Portwood hasn’t been in the greatest place lately.

If you’ve seen a recent episode of Teen Mom OG or checked out her increasingly concerning Twitter account, then you know what we’re talking about.

It seems like she’s been having a heck of a time dumping Matt Baier, who apparently has a hundred and one tricks to weasel his way back into her life.

We’ve seen him insult her brother and tell cameras that he’d never marry her after she refused to a quickie Las Vegas wedding.

We know that he put himself in charge of her bank account, and that he’d been insisting on holding her driver’s license for her because he was insecure that she’d leave him.

On Monday night’s reunion special, she accused him of stealing over $ 100,000 from her.

But still, Matt always has an excuse, and those excuses made Amber agree to give their relationship one last shot by filming for a new season of Marriage Boot Camp with him.

It did not go well for many reasons.

For one, when filming came to a close, she decided to dump Matt for good.

“Take all my kids pics off your dumb social media and me and you while your at it …” she instructed him in a tweet. “Thanks have fun at whoever’s house your at.”

Because, as she explained, it had been only two days since she broke up with him and he was “already posting videos of Instagram of him at someone’s house with 50 bottles of liqueur everywhere.”

“It’s on,” she added.

She also tweeted “I would lawyer up sweetheart… you owe me a little bit of change. I’ll pray for you.”

If Amber is praying for Matt, then we’ll pray for Amber — even if he did take thousands and thousands of dollars from her, his name was on her bank account, so it doesn’t sound like she’ll be able to get anything back.

But while all this drama with Matt was going on, Amber was also getting into it with someone else on the Marriage Boot Camp set.

“I need to get out of this house!!!” she tweeted recently. “Drunk bimbo with too many opinions!! This isn’t going to end well when I’m done!!! Fake.”

“I’ve literally let this house consume me and set my anger off more than I could ever imagine,” she added. “I know my limits and I’m at the end!!!”

When someone told her to kick out whoever was causing so many issues with her, she replied “I can’t kick this blonde jackass out lol … I can only completely remove myself before I do something I will regret.”

OK, so we don’t know who this person is, but we know that she’s blonde and that Amber described her as a “drunk bimbo with too many opinions.”

Keep that in mind as we reveal this unrelated piece of news …

Brandi Glanville will also be on the new season of Marriage Boot Camp!

She’ll be bringing along her father, Guy Glanville, so they can work on some issues — remember, Marriage Boot Camp is really playing fast and loose with their own title these days.

Brandi does enjoy drinking, she is very blonde, and she’s definitely always been outspoken about her opinions.

Even though Amber appeared on her podcast back when the issues with Matt were really hitting the fan, and even though they seemed to get along, we can see them clashing.

Especially in such an emotionally charged environment.

Also, when Amber made her tweets about the mysterious blonde jackass, someone replied, suggesting she was talking about Brandi.

Amber liked that tweet.

She also deleted a photo of herself and Brandi, taken when she appeared on her podcast.

Did anyone else just get really, really excited for the new season?