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Cardi B and Offset: Married! Cardi Confirms Secret Ceremony

Cardi B and Offset are expecting their first child and the public believed that the two were engaged. They are not.

As it turns out, Cardi and Offset got married in a secret wedding ceremony … all the way back in September of 2017. The public engagement that we all saw was just a sham.

Sounds fake, right? But Cardi herself has confirmed the news. Take a look:

Cardi B prefaced her confirmation by tweeting:

“This why i name my album ‘Invasion of privacy’ cause people will do the most to be nosey about your life,” she wrote, commenting on one of the great pitfalls of being a celebrity.

Cardi then went on to express a degree of fatalism about how fans can be intrusive.

Succinctly, she wrote: “Welp f–k it.”

“There are so many moments that I share with the world,” Cardi’s tweet began.

That makes sense, given that she’s on social media in the first place.

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The “Bodak Yellow” singer goes on to explain that she still very much values her privacy.

“And there are moments,” Cardi writes. “that I want to keep for myself!”

That makes sense. She may be a public figure — and by choice — but she still has a right to privacy.

Cardi explains: “Getting married was one of those moments!”

Note that she says was. As in, she has already done so.

She is already confirming what many fans already believed — that she and Offset are not merely engaged, but have gotten married.

The wedding was secret, but the marriage is no longer under wraps.

Many fans are of course wondering why Cardi would not only keep it private, but have a secret wedding in the first place.

She understands that, and so she does the best that she can to explain her reasoning.

“Our relationship was so new,” Cardi writes.

That is not normally cited as a reason for marriage, but okay.

She then describes how the two of them were “breaking up and making up and we had a lot of growing to do.”

Cardi acknowledges these struggles, “but we [were] so in love.”

Ah, yes, love. Usually a healthy component in marriages.

“We didn’t want to lose each other,” Cardi explains.

Cardi even sheds some light on how this secret wedding went down.

“We found someone to marry us,” Cardi writes. “And she did, just the two of us and my cousin.”

To clarify, we’re reasonably confident that she’s saying that her cousin is the one who officiated the marriage. Cardi and her cousin did not both marry Offset.

Cardi describes the powerful occassion.

“I said I do,” Cardi writes. “With no dress, no makeup, and no ring!”

Hey, plenty of people have nude weddings. You don’t need a dress to say “yes.”

So Cardi explains the very public proposal that Offset made — a proposal that the world now knows was a sham.

“I appreciate and love my husband so much for still wanting for me have that special moment that every girl dreams of,” Cardi gushes.

She describes “when he got down on his knee and put a ring on my finger and he did that for me!!”

(Has anyone else noticed that her writing rhymes a lot?)

Cardi finishes her message.

“Well now since you lil nosey f–ks know,” Cardi writes with what we assume is a playful tone. “At least ya can stop saying I had a baby out of wedlock.”

That’s fair. Though that sort of thing really shouldn’t matter.

It’s worth noting that Cardi B’s televised wedding, of which so many fans had fantasized, could have been worth $ 1 million.

Did nosy fans screw up that whole idea … or was Cardi never going to have a big, official wedding anyway?

Congratulations to Cardi on her secretly wedded bliss. And extra congratulations to Offset, since he landed an incredibly gorgeous and talented woman.

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Finally Married in a Secret Ceremony?

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are one of Hollywood’s youngest couples, despite having been engaged for what feels like a thousand years.

Though the world has seen Miley’s racy Valentine’s messages to Liam, they’ve been known to keep the public in the dark when it comes to their relationship.

But a new report says that Miley and Liam have finally, finally gotten married.

An insider tells Life & Style that Miley and Liam finally got married.

The report claims that, after so many years of being on-again, off-again engaged, “they’ve actually done the deed!”

By which they mean that Miley and Liam have tied the knot.

Even the source acknowledges that there have been multiple false alarms regarding these two and their nuptials, saying: “for real this time!”

Hey, plenty of celebrity couples have premature wedding announcements in tabloids. Few have as many as Miley and Liam.

Anyway, this report also contains some details.

“Miley and Liam recently had a secret wedding,” the insider says.

The source goes on to report that the location was “at her Malibu mansion.”

In fact, apparently the at-home wedding was so down-to-earth and relaxed that they were almost able to keep it under wraps.

“Neighbors had no clue it was a wedding,” the insider gloats.

The report goes on to offer descriptions of how chill the entire affair was.

“Kids were running around everywhere,” the source describes. “It was a hippie-style wedding.”

Well, we would expect nothing less.

As for Miley’s outfit, the insider says that “she wore a white, flowey dress.”

That sounds so beautiful.

The event was casual to the extreme. The insider goes on to say: “and all her animals were roaming around, it was crazy!”

It sounds like it.

“The food,” the source says. “Was vegetarian and organic.”

We remember that Miley quit weed because she feared she would die, which is very silly, but clearly she still retains her passion for other plants.

Well, nobody goes to weddings for the food.

The insider describes the ceremony. 

Miley’s parents, Billy Ray and Trish, were both reportedly there. So were her four siblings.

So was Liam’s family, including brother’s Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth.

Miley apparently sang “Islands In The Stream,” her godmother Dolly Parton’s song. Her friend Wayne Cone of The Flaming Lips is also said to have performed.

As for Miley and Liam’s vows, the insider says: “They expressed their love, how they’re each other’s best friend and want to grow old together.”

Cute.

“There wasn’t a dry eye in the house,” the source reports.

As for the couple’s alleged plans now that they are reportedly married, the insider says that they have something in mind.

“It’s been Miley’s dream,” the source says. “To have a baby.”

Don’t start knitting baby blankets for the wee baby Miliam just yet, however.

We have to note that there’s no confirmation of any of this.

We would love to hear that this couple has reached this milestone in their engagement and in their relationship, but we’ve heard so many reports about these two tying the knot.

We’re a little leery until we get confirmation that these two really have joined in happily wedded bliss.

It’s okay with us if they take their time.

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