Naked Man Arrested at Planet Fitness Cites “Judgment-Free Zone” Policy

A man walked into a Planet Fitness, stripped down, and began doing naked yoga in front of the other patrons who absolutely did not need to see any of that.

The naked man protested when police approached him, saying that he thought that Planet Fitness was a “judgment-free zone.”

Oh boy.

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Eric Stagno is a 34-year-old man in Haverhill, Massachusetts. That’s right — Massachusetts, not Florida. 

Police Captain Brett Morgan, whose name makes him sound like either an action hero or a porn star, told the Boston Globe all about the naked Planet Fitness guy.

“When officers arrived,” Morgan says. “They found him there, completely nude.”

Stagno was arrested at a Planet Fitness in Plaistow, New Hampshire after he arrived, disrobed, and began doing naked yoga poses, to the horror of other occupants.

Morgan says that Stagno was “on his knees in a yoga-type position,” when officers arrived.

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Morgan continues, shedding light on the sequence of events that led to Stagno’s arrest.

“He walked into the gym,” Morgan says. “Stripped down at the door.”

There are places where you are allowed or even encouraged to strip down at the door. Planet Fitness is not one of them.

Stagno, Morgan says, “then proceeded to walk back and forth a couple of times.”

Please do not strut your stuff in front of a bunch of people who are just trying to live their lives.

The man apparently did this pacing “before settling in on the yoga mats.”

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Eyewitnesses apparently felt “disgusted, sick, and unsafe” at Stagno’s unwelcome display.

““I look up and I did a double-take,” one witness reports.

“This guy just walked right by me,” that witness continues. “Completely naked.”

Yikes. Yikes. And more yikes.

Nudity is, of course, a natural state of being. If you are in a place where nudity is permitted, please feel free to be naked — so long as you do so with respect for those around you.

Stagno, it seems, was not concerned with how others felt.

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When police approached Stagno, he apparently cited that Planet Fitness is supposed to be a “judgment-free zone.”

“At Planet Fitness, you belong,” the company writes on its website.

“Our non-intimidating, welcoming and supportive environment fosters a sense of community among our members,” the statement reads.

Perhaps Planet Fitness assumed that it was simply understood that nudity was not permitted.

“It’s not a clothing-free zone,” Morgan clarifies.

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Stagno was arrested without incident, thankfully.

He was charged with indecent exposure/lewdness and disorderly conduct and released on $ 1,000 bail.

He is due back in court on September 21.

It is unclear if he was under the influence of any drugs — or perhaps lacking the needed influence of any potential prescriptions — when this incident took place.

If Stagno is in need of help, we hope that he gets it. Either way, we hope that he does not continue exposing himself to others without their consent.

Also … are we sure that he’s not from Florida? Because this whole story sounds like the twisted chronicles of Florida Man.


Kevin McHale Comes Out as Gay, Cites Ariana Grande as Inspiration

Kevin McHale has an announcement to make.

And a singer to thank.

The 29-year old actor, best known for having played the role of Artie Abrams throughout the duration of Glee on Fox, took to Twitter on Friday and confirmed his homosexuality.

The star says he’s gay.

And he’s provided an unexpected shout-out to Ariana Grande for giving him the confidence to make this declaration.

“#NoTearsLeftToCry is gayer than me and I ACCEPT. Ty @ArianaGrande,” McHale Tweeted this afternoon, adding:

“I’d like to request a remix with @JanetJackson. ty for ur time. @ArianaGrande.”

Fans and television viewers have speculated about McHale’s personal life and sexual preference ever since he started sharing pictures of himself with someone on social media.

Someone many presumed to be his boyfriend, that is.

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McHale did not reference this individual or this cause for speculation in his post.

But he did express his affection for Grande’s new single on his Instagram Story.

“There goes my life,” he captioned a screenshot of the song.

“No Tears Left to Cry” is the first track released by Grande since the Manchester bombing last year.

The young artist was on stage in May when an explosive was detonated near the exits of Manchester Arena in England, killing over 20 concert attendees.

“Ain’t got no tears in my body/I ran out, but boy, I like it, I like it, I like it,” she sings in the single, adding in the chorus:

Right now, I’m in a state of mind/I wanna be in, like, all the time.

Ain’t got no tears left to cry/ So I’m pickin’ it up, pickin’ it up (oh yeah).

I’m lovin’, I’m livin’, I’m pickin’ it up.

McHale, meanwhile, has been showered with love and praise on social media since the tweet that announced his sexuality.

“Y’all have no clue how much I am living for this coming out if that’s what it is,” one fan tweeted.

Another added: “No heartfelt speeches, just normalcy. Isn’t it refreshing?”

McHale played AIDS activist Bobbi Campbell in the ABC miniseries “When We Rise.”

Prior to Glee, he had appeared on episodes of The Office, True Blood and Zoey 101.

We salute McHale for coming out, as he’s now joined the following celebrities that have made similar announcements over the years:

UPDATE: We’ve learned that McHale’s rumored boyfriend is actor Austin McKenzie.

He also had a role in “When We Rise.”


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Kellyanne Conway Cites “Alternative Facts,” Stars Slam Nitwit on Twitter

Kellyanne Conway shocked the world on Sunday, January 22, 2017. 

How so?

The Counselor to President Donald Trump claimed in an interview that White House press secretary Sean Spicer gave "alternative facts" in his description of the attendance size at the inauguration. 

The celebrity world was not impressed with this assessment and took to social media to reveal their thoughts on the matter. 

Scroll down to find out what they said…

1. Andy Cohen

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#alternativefacts is perhaps the greatest Real Housewives term I have ever heard. I can’t believe we haven’t heard it on a reunion.

2. George Takei

Kellyanne Conjob made clear that the audit was a smokescreen, and we won’t be seeing Trump’s taxes. They’re full of ‘alternative facts.

3. Tony Goldwyn

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Kellyanne Conway just coined a very dangerous phrase like it’s the most normal thing in the world. #AlternativeFacts.

4. Sarah Silverman

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Lies now called ‘alternative facts’ by trump admin.

5. Zendaya

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Alternative facts….didn’t know that was a thing… a bit of an oxymoron.

6. Lance Bass

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As a member of the @backstreetboys, I had a love child with @BettyMWhite. #AlternativeFacts.

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