G-Eazy: I Learned My Lesson! Don’t Brawl When You Have Coke On You!

In certain circles, G-Eazy is known for many things.

He’s a rapper; he’s the boyfriend of singer Halsey; and he’s got a Charlie Sheen-like reputation for raising hell and getting into trouble.

The emcee – real name Gerald Gillum – suffered the consequences of his wild ways in Stockholm last week when he was arrested for assault and possession after getting into a fight with a nightclub bouncer.

Gillum was taken into custody and held for 24 hours before being released on bail.

Onlookers who witnessed the incident say that Gillum lunged at a fan who took his photo in the club’s VIP area.

He reportedly missed his target and struck the club’s security detail by accident.

Of course, the old “whoops, wrong guy!” excuse doesn’t really fly when you clock a bouncer in the head, so G-Eazy was arrested on the scene.

And his situation quickly went from bad to worse when police discovered 1.5 grams of cocaine and a rolled up dollar bill on the rapper’s person.

It’s been several days since Gillum was released from prison several days ago, but until today he’s remained silent on the scandal/

This morning, Gillum addressed his arrest on social media, and not surprisingly, it seems he’s contrite and deeply ashamed.

“Embarrassed & apologetic beyond words about the incident, but above all I’m so f–king grateful they let me go, craziest experience of my life, awful night with a lot of bad luck and some even worse decisions,” he wrote on Instagram. 

“But like I said I’m grateful as f–k to be a free man, back on tour performing for the fans,” he added.

“Thank you to everyone who’s held me down along the way and supported this journey,” Gillum continued.

“I appreciate you more than you’ll ever know.”

Gillum was forced to pay a $ 9,000 fine and about $ 850 in restitution to the victim of the assault, a Stockholm nightclub bouncer

We’re sure Gillum is deeply embarrassed by the incident, but there’s a silver lining here:

He’ll no longer be best-known in the press for trying to kiss Britney Spears and getting shot down at the VMAs!


Johnny Depp Sued By Bodyguards: He Made Us Wipe the Coke Off His Face!

In case you haven’t been keeping up with the sad downward spiral of Johnny Depp in recent months, allow us to quickly fill you in:

Basically, over the course of the past year, the once-beloved actor has gone from brooding weirdo with mystique, a la Edward Scissorhands, to perennially-inebriated shyster who you wouldn’t trust to look after your houseplants, a la some unsettling combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and Depp’s Hunter S. Thompson caricature from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

We won’t even get into Depp’s truly ugly divorce from Amber Heard, with its myriad allegations of physical and psychological abuse.

Instead, we’ll focus on the other legal entanglements that should keep Johnny occupied for his remaining years.

It all started when Depp sued his management team for allegedly allowing him to spend himself to the brink of bankruptcy.

(At a certain level of wealth, you’re literally not accountable for anything you do.)

The management group countersued, claiming that Depp is a habitual liar who spends $ 30,000 a month on wine (seriously).

As we’ve seen time and again in 2018, once a rich and powerful person gets called out in a legal setting, people begin to realize that they’re not actually invincible/

And – taking a cue from his management team – Depp’s security guards are getting in on the act and suing the actor for the astonishing sum of $ 25 million.

Does their case have any merit?

That remains to be seen – but in the meantime, the disgruntled guards are doing a number on Depp’s already battered reputation with some shocking tales of misbehavior.

The bodyguards claim they were initially paid by a private security firm, but when Depp fell on hard times, they agreed to a deal where he would pay them directly – and they were immediately punished for their loyalty.

“Depp began making sudden and drastic changes to his staff and management team, causing a significant financial crunch for everyone surrounding Depp, except for Depp himself,” read court documents obtained by Page Six.

“Plaintiffs were loyal to Depp and his family and understanding of the financial hurricane Depp was in.”

The papers go on to allege:

“Plaintiffs found themselves in situations that required more than what a bodyguard would be expected to do.”

And what were they asked to do? 

Basically act as Depp’s personal chauffeurs/babysitters/drug mules/personal assistants.

Lawyers claim the guards “were asked repeatedly to drive vehicles that contained illegal substances” and “open containers” and “were asked to monitor unstable individuals in [Depp’s] life and entourage.”

Their duties were eventually expanded to include serving as the “primary caretakers” of Depp’s children, and occasionally removing the cocaine from his immaculately-manicured mustache.

“Often times Plaintiffs were forced to protect [Depp] from himself and his vices while in public, becoming caretakers for him,” the suit claims.

“A[n] incident at a local nightclub involved Plaintiffs alerting Depp of illegal substances visible on his face and person while preventing onlookers from noticing Depp’s condition.”

The guards go on to claim that Depp created a “toxic and unsafe work environment” that eventually forced them to quit.

As evidence, they cite an incident in which the actor’s head of security shot himself in the leg “while playing with his weapon in a small control room on Johnny Depp’s property.”

Hey, if “playing” with guns while coked out of your guard makes us toxic and unsafe, we don’t want to be whatever the opposite of toxic and unsafe is!

Anyway, you can stop researching that Fear and Loathing role any time now, Johnny.


Scott Disick & Sofia Richie: Drinking, Doing Coke in NYC?

It’s been three months since we first learned that Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie, and the situation only seems to get more creepy with time.

While the idea of Scott using Sofia as a pawn to help him get revenge on his ex was undeniably skeevy, somehow, the realization that Disick might be taking this relationship seriously is somehow even worse.

Scott is 34 and Sofia is 19, but it’s not even the age difference that’s disturbing here.

No, it’s the fact Disick’s been on a non-stop bender for the past year, shirking his responsibilities as a father of three in order to focus on boozing and bedding young starlets.

Not exactly an ideal situation for a teenager to step into.

Those who know the couple best say that while Scott may have been using Sofia to make Kourtney Kardashian jealous at first, these days, his feelings for the young model are genuine.

Unfortunately, it seems that just as Scott has fallen for Sofia, she’s fallen into his lifestyle of late nights and hard partying.

According to Radar Online, Scott and Sofia were spotted turning up until 3 am at the Common Cround bar in Manhattan earlier this week.

Witnesses tell the site that Disick was knocking back shots of what appeared to be whiskey and taking suspicious trips to the men’s room.

“I saw him have around four of them and he took several bathroom trips with his friends and came out wiping his nose,” a snitch at the scene said.

“Scott and Sofia kissed a couple times, but mainly just sort of sat around and watched the crowd party, it was sort of strange.”

The source says he never saw Sofia do any drinking, but he believes she was under the influence, as “her eyes were glazed over” and “she seemed out of it.”

There’s no official word yet on how Sofia’s sister, Nicole Richie, or her father, Lionel Richie, feel about her latest relationship, but not surprisingly, it’s been rumored that they’re less than thrilled.

We’re guessing reports of the teenager partying until 3 am with an sucidally alcoholic reality star probably won’t improve their assessment of the situation.

As for Scott, his family and friends are reportedly still concerened that Disick is actively drinking himself to death.

Here’s hoping the Lord can eventually find the help he needs–and that he’ll in the meantime, he’ll stop taking naïve teenagers down with him.


Lamar Odom: Khloe Kardashian Caught Me Doing Coke With Another Girl

To say that Lamar Odom has struggled in recent years would be a massive understatement.

The former NBA star and ex-husband of Khloe Kardashian has come up against just about every kind of adversity one can imagine.

Granted, many of his difficulties have been self-created, but to his credit, Odom has been surprisingly candid about the extent to which he’s responsible for his own suffering.

Back in October of 2015, Odom overdosed during a bender at a brothel in Nevada.

For a while, it looked as though Odom would never emerge from his coma, but miraculously he managed a near-total recovery.

The 37-year-old says he’s sober these days, but his road to a healthier life hasn’t been an easy one.

Odom was spotted drinking and behaving erratically on multiple occasions after his overdose, and it was his stubborn refusal to change his ways that reportedly led Khloe to cut ties with her ex completely.

In a new piece he penned for The Player’s Tribune, Lamar opens up about the ways he self-destructed, revealing that his personal rock bottom came when Khloe walked on him doing coke with a girl he’d been cheating on her with.

“At that point in my life, I was doing coke every day. Pretty much every second of free time that I had, I was doing coke. I couldn’t control it,” Odom writes.

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug,” he adds, quoting the music icon and fellow addict Rick James.

“One of the darkest places I’ve ever been was when I was in a motel room, getting high with this chick, and my wife (at the time) walked in. That probably was like rock bottom,” Odom writes.

“My d-ck and my habit took me down all the roads that you don’t ever wanna go down.”

For a brief period after he emerged from his coma, it looked as though Lamar and Khloe would get back together, but Odom seems to have come to terms with the fact that that ship has now sailed.

These days, he says his motivation to stay sober is his family, and he looks forward to being a better father to his kids.

He adds that he plans to continue speaking honestly about his darkest times in an effort to inspire others.

We wish him all the best.