90 Day Fiance Spoilers: A Before The 90 Days Couple Is Already Married!

We have only just met the new 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days couples, but we already have some major news for one of those pairs of long-distance lovers.

But beware, folks: even though Season 2 has scarcely begun, we have a huge spoiler for you.

Remember Jon and Rachel? Well … some cyber-sleuths have uncovered something major on this across-the-pond couple.

A lot of 90 Day Fiance have conspicuous age differences or deal with huge cultural obstacles. Some couples even have to grapple with racist family members.

Jon and Rachel are playing the intercontinental romance game on easy mode. They’re both white English-speakers, and they’re only a year apart.

Jon Walters is 34 and from England.

Rachel Bear is 33 and from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

And, here comes the huge spoiler: Jon and Rachel are already married!

Reddit may be an absolute cesspool, but that’s only because it’s a social media site that people use. Some of those people aren’t terrible.

And it was a pair of cyber-sleuths on Reddit who dug up a marriage certificate for Jon and Rachel.

Jonathan James Walters and Rachel Ann Bear filed for a marriage certificate in New Mexico on June 8 of this year.

Obviously, Jon and Rachel cannot tell the world about their marriage until the news breaks on the show. We’re sure that they can hardly contain themselves.

Honestly, shout-out to @clevelandcray and @JonInCa for some grade-A investigative work in accessing the Bernalillo County online records.

But … there’s more to this story.

Starcasm followed up on Jon and Rachel and did some digging of their own.

They discovered that Jon and Rachel appear to have gotten married in Cornwall, England.

According to the filing records, Jon and Rachel “solemnized” their marriage at BoHo Cornwall on May 31.

The two of them listed the same residence at the time of the marriage, leading some to wonder if Rachel is moving across the Atlantic instead of the other way around.

It may be that it just made the most sense to write that address since they were, after all, in England at the time.

As you may recall, one of the barriers to Jon and Rachel’s relationship was concerns over Jon’s past.

He has dated hundreds of women. Hey, the dude looks like a knight who would guard someone’s castle. A lot of folks go for that.

Another issue was that Rachel discovered that she was pregnant shortly after she and Jon began their online flirtation.

She had the baby but Jon seems cool with it, and they’ve been chatting for two years.

They’ve allegedly never met before 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, though there are some conspiracy theorists who believe that this is untrue.

It’s so exciting that these two are already married!

That said … that doesn’t mean that they’ll remain a couple forever.

We’re not just saying that because all marriages end, one way or another. We’re saying that because 90 Day Fiance marriages do not always last.

Just look at how things ended for Luis Mendez after his deeply toxic marriage to Molly Hopkins fell through.

But we’re holding out hope that things go better for Jon and for Rachel.

When are either of them going to meet someone ellse in their age bracket whose selfies constantly cut off the top of their heads? These two were meant for each other.


Couple Gets Married on a Southwest Airlines Flight: WATCH!

A couple decided that there was no place they'd rather get married than on an airplane.

Not a private plane. Not a plane on the ground. Just a regular, commercial aircraft full of other passengers.

It's a strange story, but very touching, especially when you see how much everyone else played along. Take a look:

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"Airplane wedding" might sound like the premise of some god-awful romantic comedy (not all of them are, but this one would be).

Seeing it play out in real life, on the other hand, shows that it can be pretty sweet.

Michael and Renee used the airplane aisle as their, well, aisle. Renee walked towards Michael while Ed Sheeran's "Perfect" played, because of course.

The pilot of the Southwest flight addressed the entire plane over the intercom, saying:

"They met each other four years ago," the pilot announced. "And this weekend decided to make it at least another four years,"

Everybody's a comedian.

"They met on a date," the pilot also shared. "And yes, ladies and gentleman, it really does work."

"They were in beautiful Baltimore when they met," the pilot added. "And it’s happily ever after from there."

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Their vows were appropriately tongue-in-cheek under the circumstances.

"I, Michael, take you, Renee, to be my wife, my partner in life, and my travel companion when I become a Rapid Reward Member today, tomorrow and forever."

That's very cute.

(They danced down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever," which is gross, but it's inclear whether they or a passanger chose that music)

Skylee Campbell was one of the many passengers who captured this precious moment on video.

"Can’t think of a better way to spend a late-night, 5 hour flight," Skylee wrote. "Other than watching a wedding happen on the plane!"

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It makes sense that the airlines are happy to oblige.

First of all, it gives flight attendants and pilots a break from, you know, the mundane agony of just doing their jobs like they do on every other flight.

Second of all, it gives new, free good press for the airline. Do you know how rare that is, these days?

How many videos have we all seen of people getting dragged off of airplanes?

Earlier this month, there were overlapping horror stories from airplanes. One was of a man removed for his foul body odor.

Another was of a man who, according to the woman who was seated beside him, was allegedly masturbating during the flight.

So, yes, a heartwarming story that takes place on an airplane is clearly welcome. From their perspective.

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There are ethical concerns to getting marred in a plane in this manner.

The ceremony is sweet, sure. But … the passengers didn't sign up for this.

These two were effectively tying the knot in front of a captive audience who, rather than being invited to a wedding ceremony between strangers, found themselves immersed in it against their will.

Sometimes public proposals happen like this, but it usually only monopolizes a minute or two of people's time.

This was a whole wedding ceremony, and the captain was speaking over the intercom. That's not exactly easy to avoid.

On top of that … imagine having to go to the bathroom while on the flight. That's an unpleasant prospect at any point, because the process of flying is an exercise in misery.

But interrupting a wedding that you never asked to attend adds extra unpleasantness to being squeezed into a small nightmare bathroom while hurtling through the clouds in a metal tube.

Still … we haven't actually heard any complaints.

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The flight crew reportedly had all of the passengers activate their overhead lights to illuminate the aisle.

It's such a cute story.

Apparently, the crew was happy to comply.

This couple is hardly the first to get married on a flight, and they won't be the last.

Honestly, airplane tickets might be expensive considering the conditions that people endure on flights, but they can't compare to the price of a more traditional wedding.

Good for these two for thinking outside of the box.

And good for the flight crew and passengers for indulging them.

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Couple Caught Very Clearly Having Sex on Board Airplane

We never thought we'd need to say this, but here we go:

There's a big difference between getting married on board an airplane and having sexual intercourse on board an airplane.

The former arrangement can be pretty romantic, despite its unusual setting, as evidenced by the following video:

The latter, though? It's just weird and gross and dirty, despite being sort of admirable.

We say this because a man and a woman were recently videotaped while very clearly getting it on while flying about 35,000 feet over the ground.

This isn't the first time a couple has joined what society has deemed The Mile High Club, but it's gotta be one of the first times they have dared to do so without going into the bathroom first.


These two just starting humping on their seats!

“My mom and dad were just trying to have a peaceful trip to Mexico and then they sent me this……..” Twitter user @kileytully wrote alongside the borderline NSFW footage, which was filmed by her mother.

The video has been viewed over 4.2 million times since it went live — and it's easy to see why.

How often do you see a woman just straddle a man mid-flight and thrust all around?

Here's the thing, though: these two nearly got away with it!

At one point in the video, the mother of the aforementioned Twitter user pans around to the rest of the cabin, showing happily unaware fellow travelers.

Granted, we assume, if someone had gotten up to use the restroom, he or she would have seen what was going on.

But we almost can't blame the horny couple in question for trying to get away with their lewd act.

It's not like any nudity is showing!

NOTE: Silver Airways has confirmed the video was taken on one of its flights, according to the Daily Mail, and also told the outlet it is working to confirm its authenticity … but did not condone the type of behavior.

We guess we understand what it has to say that.

But check out the footage above for yourself.

We've seen more naked action on the Instagram account of Kim Kardashian.

Couple caught very clearly having sex on board airplane