Sugar Bear: June Shannon is Keeping My Daughter From Me!

June Shannon's From Not to Hot is including her ex, Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson. You might say that she's sharing the wealth.

As you'll see in the clip below, though Sugar Bear is eager to see his daughter Alana again, one obstacle is giving him pause. Well, giving his new wife pause:

Child support. Every deadbeat dad's nightmare.

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For years, things were going reasonably well for Mama June Shannon and Sugar Bear.

Even when the couple split, they still had Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

And then Mama June ended up in bed with convicted child-molester who had once preyed upon her own daughter. The show got canceled, and the good times and easy money came to an end.

Astoundingly, Mama June was able to make a comeback with her own makeover series, From Not To Hot. She recently flaunted her insane weight loss at a premiere.

And, since Sugar Bear's such an important part of her past and her story, he's along for the ride.

Yes, including in season 2.

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In the clip that you'll see below, Sugar Bear and his new wife, Jennifer Lamb, are meeting with an attorney.


Because Sugar Bear wants to see his daughter, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

Sugar Bear alleges that June has been keeping Alana from him. He claims to have not seen his daughter for six months — since he got married to Jennifer.

We're not sure if we're meant to infer that June is angry that he remarried; that would be silly, since June Shannon has her own boyfriend now.

A more likely explanation would be that June Shannon accuses Sugar Bear of domestic violence, of having abused her and her daughters in the past. That's very, very serious.

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Here's the thing: Sugar Bear isn't legally recognized as Alana's dad. So, he would need to fight to even be acknowledged as her father before he could get visitation.

And the attorney mentions to him — and his wife — that there's a price to be paid.

A literal price, folks. Child support payments are a real responsibility.

And apparently, Sugar Bear has never in his life paid them before now.

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Here is where Sugar Bear reminds viewers that he better resembles an offensively stereotypical cartoon character than a real person.

Sugar Bear describes how he "plans" to pay child support:

"I'm not worried about it right now. I'll figure it out when that time gets here."

That's barely even an okay way to decide what to eat for dinner with friends. Winging it with financial planning is a recipe for catastrophe.

And it's not exactly reassuring coming from a guy who wants to spend more time with his daughter.

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You know who isn't loving this? Jennifer Lamb.

She says that she's totally on board with Sugar Bear spending more time with Alana. She says that she'd make a good stepmom.

But she doesn't love the idea of yet another expense.

"We can't even finish saving up for our honeymoon, so how are we going to pay child support?"

The realization that this couple got married six months ago and still haven't gone on their honeymoon is … sad.

She does her best to sound adamant, insisting: "We're not dipping into our honeymoon fund."

See the exchange:

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Esther McGregor: Daughter of Ewan McGregor Mourns Divorce in Angry Song

Last year, the world learned that Ewan McGregor split from his wife of 22 years. Some say that they separated last Spring, but the secret got out when Ewan was spotted kissing Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Whoops.

Well, now Ewan is taking things a step further — because he's filed for divorce.

Ewan's 15-year-old daughter is not taking it well. And, as you can see in the video below, she's baring her soul in a song that kind of roasts her dad.

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Ewan McGregor is one of those actors on whom everybody's mom has a crush. Or maybe I'm generalizing?

Anyway, he's best known for his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Most recently, though, Ewan McGregor starred on Fargo. And do you know who one of his costars was?

Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

In one of those life-immitates-art scenarios that seem to happen when there's a middle-aged man spending a lot of time with a beautiful younger woman, the two went from sharing scenes to sharing kisses in public.

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It's believed by many that Ewan McGregor may have separated from his wife, Eve Mavrakis, some time in the Spring of 2017.

Ewan's family has characterized this as a mid-life crisis. Ewan is 46 years old. Together, he and Eve have four children.

TMZ reports that Ewan McGregor has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

He's filing for joint custody and expressed a willingness to pay spousal support.

TMZ mentions that their sources say that there's no pre-nup in place, so this could be a very costly split — with their shared property being split in half.

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(A photo of Ewan in much younger days, closer to the time when he and Eve tied the knot)

It may be that Ewan isn't too concerned about money at present because he anticipates a revival of his Star Wars career.

At this year's Golden Globes, Ewan McGregor was sporting a beard reminiscent of his Obi-Wman role.

Additionally, rumors have been circulating that an Obi-Wan film is in the works, though Disney has yet to confirm this. It will reportedly begin filming in 2019.

We don't imagine that he'll be locking lips with Mary Elizabeth Winstead in that — Obi-Wan's only canon love interest was Duchess Satine of Mandalore, and she died before the events of Revenge of the Sith.

But if he comes out of this divorce hurting financially, an influx of cash from Disney might be just the balm that he needs.

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But there's more than one way to be hurt.

Did you know that those kissing photos with Mary Elizabeth Winstead surfaced on the birthday of Ewan McGregor's 15-year-old daughter, Esther McGregor?

October 22nd.

Divorce is an important option for so many couples, but more often than not, it's hell on kids.

Some children blame themselves.

Others feel betrayed by a parent who seems to be tearing apart their family. Esther McGregor clearly falls in the latter category.

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In a video posted to Instagra, Esther sings a song that she wrote.

She all but spells out that it's about her father's new relationship. She even throws in a line about the world (herself included) seeing her dad kiss his new girlfriend on Esther's birthday.

In the lyrics, Esther responds to the "s–t" she "found online" with:

"I don’t know to forgive. I don’t know if I can. Ruining me."

She has a lovely voice. We're sorry for what she's going through. Divorce, as a process, can be hell. There's really nothing that you can tell the kids to show them the light at the end of the tunnel. This is a very healthy way for her to express herself.

Also, again, she sings beautifully:

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Audrey Roloff: My Daughter Just Achieved THIS Milestone!

You’ll forgive Audrey Roloff if she is over the moon right about now.

You’ll forgive the Little People, Big World star, in fact, if she is over the moon, Mars, Uranus and every other planet in the solar system…

… because her daughter is just so gosh darn cute, precious and getting older by the second.

Roloff has provided fans with another exciting update about Ember Jean, who came into the world this past September after forcing her mother to go way past her due date.

But Ember has clearly been worth the wait.

Audrey and Jeremy Roloff admittedly struggled at first to adjust to first-time parenthood, but they’ve since found a steady groove and have been sharing adorable snapshots of Ember ever since.

The latest is above… and is positively delightful.

Thanks to the caption, it was also educational.

“We worked hard for those chunky arms so we had to put on our strawberry outfit and show em off,” wrote Audrey at the outset of her message, prior to adding:

“I mean… can you even handle the sweetness?! Does this make her edible?!”

Audrey then said how she feels “so blessed to have such a smiley, squishy, talkative, and healthy baby girl,” passed along her love for Ember and concluded with the aforementioned update:

“P.S. she slept her first night in the crib last night – bittersweet mama moment.”


All parents can likely relate to that feeling.

On one hand, it’s nice to have the child a bit farther away at night in order to help you sleep.

On the other hand, this is the first of what will be many, many signs that Ember is growing up. And quickly!

Just over a week ago, Roloff posted a picture of Ember in celebration of the young girl’s four-month birthday.

She wrote at the time that Ember was “laughing and giggling,” that she was “sitting up in a high chair” and sleeping about “seven hours a night.”

That impressive last benchmark explains why it was time for Ember to go sleep in her own crib, away from Mom and Dad.

(Of course, she’ll always be close to Mom and Dad, in terms of where she stands in relation to their heart.)

“I’m in love I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it!” concluded Roloff at the time.

Earlier in her motherhood, Audrey explained that she was having some difficulty, mostly with breastfeeding, but also with the adjustment in general.

Can anyone blame her?

In the blink of an eye, you are responsible for an entire human being, from dressing her to feeding her to changing her to making sure she feels safe and loved at all times.

It’s really amazing any parent can maintain his or her sanity, when you stop to think about it.

Thankfully, Audrey has a supportive husband and a loving family, even more so now that she and Jacob have ended their alleged feud.

At some point this spring, TLC will air new episodes of Little People, Big World and we can’t wait to tune and watch Audrey and Jeremy and Ember in loving action.


Chelsea Houska Obtains Sole Custody of Daughter Following Adam Lind Arrests

More bad news for the worst baby daddy in the Teen Mom franchise!

As you may have heard, Adam Lind has been arrested several times in the past few months in connection with a number of troubling incidents.

Chelsea Houska’s baby daddy stands accused of multiple acts of stalking, harassment, and domestic violence.

Needless to say, many fans have been curious as to what steps Chelsea is taking to protect 8-year-old Aubree, particularly following an incident in which Lind tested positive for methamphetamines just minutes before a scheduled visit with his other daughter from a different relationship.

The situation put Chelsea in a difficult position, as she hoped to protect her daughter, while at the same time allowing Aubree to maintain a close relationship with her father. 

At first, she took steps to ensure Aubree’s safety–such as asking a judge to forbid Lind from driving with Aubree in the car–but did not request further limitations on Lind’s visitation and custody rights.

Now, it appears Chelsea has had a change of heart and decided that it’s simply not safe for Aubree to spend any time with Lind until he sobers up and gets his affairs in order.

According to court documents obtained by Radar Online Lind will no longer be permitted to interact with Aubree, those his parents will still be allowed scheduled visits with their granddaughter.

“One weekend a month Aubree will be with his parents from Friday to Sunday. Adam may not be present when Aubree is with Donna,” reads a court document obtained by Radar Online.

The document states that Lind’s mother will also be permitted to have lunch with Aubree at her school every Tuesday.

The news comes on the heels of Chelsea’s decision to change Aubree’s name, reflecting both mother and daughter’s belief that Lind is no longer the central father figure in the girl’s life.

“Aubree is now Lind-DeBoer,” a previous court document states.

Those familiar with the case say acted Chelsea out of concern for her daughter’s safety.

The mother of two was said to be holding out hope that Lind would change his ways, but has now realized he’s making no effort to improve his behavior.

“He has the potential to be a good dad when there aren’t obstacles in his way,” a source tells Radar Online.

“At the end of the day all that matters though is his actions and his effort and it’s just not there. He only works on his cars and sleeps a lot.”

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Chelsea and Adam’s tumultuous relationship.


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