Donald Trump Sex Tape: Oh, God, Does It Actually Exist?

Stormy Daniels has made it very clear over the past several days:

The porn star says she will NOT be silenced about her affair with Donald Trump.

Similarly, a new rumor is making its way around the Internet that alleges Daniels was once very, very loud during a certain interaction with Donald Trump.

A certain naked interaction with Donald Trump.

A certain naked interaction with Donald Trump that was filmed on camera.

Yes, what we’re saying is this: A sex tape starring Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels may very well exist.

Such chatter is making folks cringe and vomit across social media after Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, Tweeted the following:

If ‘a picture is worth a thousand words,’ how many words is this worth?????

The mysterious caption accompanied the photo of a compact disc, implying that there’s some salacious material out there that features Trump and Daniels.

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Will it ever see the light of day?

What might this disc contain?

We shudder at the thought.

Daniels, of course, is an adult entertainer who alleges that she carried on an affair with Trump back in 2006.

Trump’s own lawyer has admitted to paying Daniels $ 130,000, although he did not explicitly state this was in exchange for her silence over said affair.

Stormy and her legal team have said on many occasions that she did, indeed, sign a non-disclosure agreement after accepting this sum of money… but that is it not legally binding because Trump never signed it.

In the past few days, Daniels has made a point of keeping herself in the news in order to make it clear to the President that she isn’t going away.

The porn star has been Tweeted back and forth with critics and even claimed to have passed a lie detector test that PROVES she formerly slept with Trump.

Well, not sleep, exactly.

“Technically I didn’t sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago,” Daniels recently wrote in a pretty iconic Tweet, adding:

“There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star.

“But I digress…People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS…I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo.”

Stormy Daniels Tweets about Trump Affair

Daniels, it should be noted, will appear on 60 Minutes this Sunday night.

It’s very possible that her lawyer was simply drumming up interest for that interview with his above Tweet, although that doesn’t make us wonder any less to what he’s referring with this image.

Thanks to Vox, for example, which published text from the non-disclosure agreement reportedly signed by Daniels, we know that Stormy may be in possession of explicit Donald Trump material. 

These excerpts mention that Daniels agreed in 2016 to divest herself of any evidence of the affair … including “video images” and “still images.”

In other words: maybe there isn’t a sex tape.

But there may be pictures out there of Donald Trump’s penis.

God help us all.


Aubrey O’Day Wants to Make One Thing Clear About Her Donald Trump Jr. Affair

Aubrey O’Day is reportedly stating the obvious to friends:

Yes, the singer is allegedly telling those close to her, she slept for several months with Donald Trump Jr.

This is something she can’t really deny at this point, considering multiple outlets have reported on it and considering she wrote an entire song titled “DJT” about a past lover.

(Two notes on this song: 1. LOL!!!! 2. You can listen to it below.)

But TMZ now writes that O’Day wants to make something very clear in relaying details of this past relationship to friend:

Her affair with Trump did not end his marriage.

O’Day says that she started doing the nasty with Trump after filming on Season 5 of Celebrity Apprentice came to an end.

The shady businessman supposedly told the ex-Danity Kane group member that his marriage to wife Vanessa was essentially over and that he had actual, legitimate feelings for Aubrey.

And she believed him.

As previously reported, the affair came to an end after Vanssa Trump discovered racy emails between her husband and his mistress and then didn’t merely call O’Day to confront her about the affair…

… she called to confront her with her two little kids on the line!

This sort of effed up move was meant to lay the guilt on O’Day as heavily as possible.

But what truly put an end to the inappropriate romance was Donald Trump Sr. learning about it and telling her son to “focus on his marriage to make it work,” according to TMZ.

(Because no one out there is more against affairs and more for healthy marriages than Donald Trump Sr., right?)

Insiders tell TMZ that O’Day “devastated” people on the Internet are referring to her a homewrecker.

Her affair, after all, took place a full six years before Vanessa Trump filed for divorce.

The couple even had two more children even after Vanessa found out that Donald Jr. had been disloyal.

Unlike a few mistresses of Donald Sr., meanwhile, Aubrey swears she never signed a non-disclosure agreement and never asked for any money from the Trump family in exchange for her silence.

Why not come forward now, grant some outlet an exclusive interview and rake in big bucks?

Audrey doesn’t see the point.

She feels like she has “already lost,” explains TMZ, and probably assumes quotes on the record would merely lead to more ridicule.

For now, no one in the Trump universe has reached out to O’Day in any way.

No one has denied the rumor of this affair, either, basically guaranteeing that it isn’t merely some rumor.

Vanessa and Donald share five kids and we really do feel badly for them.

We may have many opinions about their dad and their grandfather, but their well-being is more important than anything here.

Upon announcing their split after 12 years of marriage, the Trumps released the following statement last week:

“We have decided to go our separate ways. We will always have tremendous respect for each other and our families.

“We have five beautiful children together and they remain our top priority. We ask for your privacy during this time.”


Joe Biden vs. Donald Trump: Who Will Win Their Fight?


It is apparently about to be on between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

We don’t mean this metaphorically or figuratively, either… the politicians may actually come to physical blows!

The long-time rivalry between the ex-Vice President and current President was ratcheted up several notches on Wednesday when Biden spoke at the University of Miami.

Referencing certain comments Trump made on Access Hollywood back in 2005 about grabbing women by their private parts, Biden said the following about the Commander-in-Chief and how he treats the opposite sex:

“If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.”

Biden, who may very well run against Trump for President in 2020, also said any man who disrespected women was “usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

In response to these remarks, Trump took the high road and simply met with his economic advisors in order to figure out a way to balance income inequality in America.

Just kidding.

He instead jumped on Twitter, gave Biden a nickname and issued the Democrat a warning:

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault.

He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

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This is all a little silly and a tad immature, coming from two grown men.

But the possibility of Biden and Trump fighting is especially silly when you consider the former is 75 years old and the latter is 71 years old.

Trump was the oldest person ever elected to the Oval Office and, if Biden succeeds him in two-plus years, he’ll go ahead and take over that distinction.

Any actual fisticuffs between the senior citizens would leave all witnesses in tears; either from laughter or sadness that America has actually come to this.

Still, it’s hard not to wonder just who would win a fight between Biden and Trump, isn’t it?

Biden has been through nearly everything throughout his decades-long tenure as a Senator and Vice President, especially when it comes to a tragic personal life.

He lost a wife and a young child many years ago in a car accident.

In May of 2015, he then lost his son Beau to brain cancer.

The Delaware native has become known for speaking from his heart and for wearing his emotion on his sleeve.

If push came to legitimate shove, it’s easy to envision a passionate Biden cracking his knuckles and swinging away wildly, taking out every ounce of his anger and pain on Trump’s face.

The Donald, meanwhile, is rich and spoiled and hides behind threats of a lawsuit any time he doesn’t like someone.

He’s currently facing various lawsuits from women and allegations from women that he either assaulted them or slept with them behind his wife’s back.

He may be a little distracted at the moment by these scandals, meaning he may not dedicate as much time to training as Biden, who doesn’t technically have a job right now.

Trump’s diet also consists of fried chicken, Diet Coke and really well done steak with ketchup.

Is he really in fighting shape?

We’ll let you be the judge of this, and of the overarching question being debated around the Internet right now.

Click below and VOTE: Who would win in a fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

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