Kailyn Lowry: My Mom is a Drunk Who Ruined My Life!

Teen Mom 2's Kailyn Lowry is opening up about her tough childhood – and its impact on her to this day – on WEtv's Marriage Boot Camp.

Those who follow Kail know her story … but not like this.

In the sneak peek at Friday’s episode below, the 25-year-old mother of three discusses her tumultuous relationship with her mother.

According to Kail, her mom suffers from severe alcoholism, which indirectly drove Lowry down the path she took so young in her life.

In other words, becoming 16 & Pregnant.

The MTV star gave birth to her first child with her ex-boyfriend, Jo Rivera, son Isaac Elliott, when she was only 17 years old.

While this obviously launched her career as a reality TV star and social media influencer, it's been a difficult journey from the beginning.

She also shares son Lincoln Marshall, 3, with Javi Marroquin, to whom she was married for several years. And then there's #BabyLo.

For a long time, no one knew who the father of her third baby was; Chris Lopez and Kailyn had a brief romance at best earlier this year.

Lux Russell was recently born (Kail may change Lux's name again, but that's a story for another time), leaving her with three little kids.

Three little kids and a LOT of drama.

To hear her tell it, tracing this back to her childhood is not a stretch. “I was like, maybe 6 [years old] and the cops came for my mom,” she says.

“They just took her away. I didn’t understand. I didn’t know why she was being taken from me. Now I know … addiction can do horrible things.”

Lowry says she “wants to be a better parent” than her mother was, adding “I want to be everything that she was never to me.”

“I don’t like to talk about my mom,” she admits, reiterating, “I definitely think her not being there influenced me to have a child young.”

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you know Kail is not the best at confrontations, but she hasn't shied away from discussing this either.

“She would get drunk and drive with me and stuff, but she didn’t do it because she wanted to hurt me," she said on a past TM2 reunion.

"She did it because she's sick."

“But it’s my mom,” she added. “No matter how many times I say I’m not going to talk to her, I will always go back and give her a chance.”

Check out the scene below …

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29 Funniest Drunk People in Internet History

It's important to drink responsibly.

If you are planning to get behind the wheel of a car, that is.

But we'd like to thank the following individuals for drinking so irresponsibly, remaining safe… and offering up hilarious evidence of what happens when someone doesn't know when to stop.

Consider these photos, texts and stories to be cautionary tales.

Or, you know, just good old fashioned funny Internet fodder…

1. Where are You?!?

Where are you
Wait… where am I?

2. Is Your Roommate Will Hunting?

Is your roommate will hunting
Or some other drunken genius?

3. I Think She’s Drunk at Least

I think shes drunk at least
It’s hard to tell.

4. Oh Yeah, Sober Steve?!?

Oh yeah sober steve
I’ll show you.

5. Why Did I Oversleep?!?

Why did i oversleep
I set my alarm. So annoying!

6. Why Did I Have a Stingray Costume Sitting Around?

Why did i have a stingray costume sitting around
Don’t worry about it.

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Malia Obama: Drunk and Stoned at Harvard Football Game?

Well, it’s Thanksgiving on Thursday, and some of you may be feeling like you’re walking into the annual dinner table political debate with a depleted arsenal.

After all, ISIS hasn’t been defeated in 30 days; Obamacare is still the law of the land; our borders remain wall-less; and our totally emotionally-stable president has declared war on Marshawn Lynch and Lavar Ball.

But don’t worry, you can always divert attention away from the issues by focusing on the fact that … college kids are getting drunk!

Yes, Malia Obama (or Obummer, if you’re so inclined! Derp!) is a student at Harvard now, which means that instead of engaging in activities that are appropriate for presidential offspring (colluding with foreign dictators, slaughtering elephants for fun, etc.), she’s busy hitting the books.

But while Malia’s more studious than, say, Eric Trump, who we hear isn’t allowed to use paste without supervision, she’s still a 19-year-old girl, so it’s no surprise that she likes to occasionally cut loose.

Sadly, instead of enjoying wholesome activities like sliding into the Kremlin’s DMs or cramming a tusk into her carry-on, Malia is drinking, hooking up with dudes, and yes … puffing on the devil’s lettuce.

In short, Malia has been “partying,” and for some reason, that’s being treated as news.

According to TMZ, Malia was spotted making out with some guy while tailgating before this weekend’s Harvard-Yale football game.

Other reports are taking things a step further, with claims that Malia acted “pretty drunk” at the game.

One witness even claims she was spotted smoking weed outside a pizza place prior to the big game, which is literally the most college thing we’ve ever heard.

As folks who creepily fixate on the private lives of teenage girls can tell you, this isn’t the first time that Malia’s been spotted–in the words of one witness–“living her best life.”

Over the summer, Malia went to Lollapalooza, where she puffed on some jazz cabbage and danced with her friends, like she was some sort of college kid at a music festival or something.

So there you have it, folks.

Come Thursday, when your sicko lib-cuck nephew is asking you to pass the tofurkey, you can inform him that he supports the party of degeneracy.

Of course, it’s possible you’ll have choked to death on your Stove Top by then, what with having been forced to suffer the sight of kneeling football players and grimace your way through pre-meal prayers that don’t end with a rousing chant of “merry Christmas!”

Stay strong out there, patriots!