Drunken Teen Gets Head Stuck in Car Exhaust Pipe

We've all been there, right?

We're attending a country music festival. We've had our share of alcohol beverages. And we see a pickup truck.

The pickup truck, naturally, has an exhaust pipe coming out of its rear.

And we think to ourselves… hey, I think my head could fit safely into that exhaust pipe and then I could pull it back out with ease!

No? We haven't all been there?

Only Kaitlin Strom, the woman featured in the following video has been there?

That's sort of what we figured.

In a Facebook video that has been viewed nearly three million times, this 19-year old is sitting on the ground at the Winstock Music Festival with her head inside of an oversized diesel exhaust pipe.

The brief snippet below features emergency crews preparing to use a power saw to cut her free.

How did she end up in this situation?

"We were just all having fun and I saw this big exhaust pipe and I was like, ‘Hey, my head could probably fit in that, so I tried it. It did fit, but it didn’t want to come back out,” Strom explained to the Hutchinson Leader.

Strom went on to say she was trapped in this pipe for about 45 minutes, which seems like an extremely long time to have one's head trapped inside of an exhaust pipe.

The teenager simply tried to remain calm before the fire department was able to finally get her out.

That was the good news… the bad news is that she was cited by the police department for underage drinking.

How much did she imbibe? Strom would not say.

But she did clearly take a bit of pride in her viral act, based on the Facebook photo and caption above.

As for what it looks like when a grown woman gets her head stuck in an exhaust pipe?

Click PLAY and find out now!

Drunken teen gets head stuck in car exhaust pipe

Luann de Lesseps: Spotted Smoking Weed Just Months After Drunken Arrest

Remember late last year, when Countess Luann de Lesseps was arrested after kicking a police officer … among other things?

The The Real Housewives of New York City star checked into rehab and released a statement, essentially blaming it all on abusing alcohol.

But now she’s been spotted smoking pot, which is usually frowned upon by recovery programs. Is she backsliding?

Page Six reports that, late Tuesday evening, Countess Luann was spotted puffing on a joint at the Public Hotel.

The time was around 11 pm.

(Yes, we know that she’s no longer a countess, technically. But she’ll always be a countess in our hearts … and in her branding)

Luann was at Public Arts, the hotel’s nightclub, for a Tribeca Film Festival party that was hosted by MCM Worldwide.

She was with her niece, Nicole Nadeau.

A partygoer tells Page Six:

“She took my friend’s blunt and then we gave her niece a cigarette.”

Luann de Lesseps Sings

Earlier in the night, before going to a club with someone who turned out to be deeply untrustworthy, Luann shared her activities.

She and Dorinda (yes, of The Real Housewives of New York City; how many Dorinda’s do you know?) attended “The Donna Summer Musical” on Broadway.

(Donna Summer will always be an absolute legend; her music is so uplifting but remembering that she has passed away remains so sad)

It looked like she, Dorinda Medley, and John Mahdessian enjoyed themselves a lot.

That was before the club.

Page Six reached out to Luann’s representative, who said:

“Luann smokes occasionally to help with anxiety and pain from her accident.”

They could answered: “She was at a club” and it would have been a satisfactory answer for most people, even those who don’t particularly care for marijuana.

But this answer was honest … and heartbreaking.

In 1999, Luann was involved in a car accident in Switzerland.

And it’s the same reason that she was struggling and self-medicating with alcohol in 2017.

Luann previously told People about how her PTSD caused her to drink.

“I thought I killed myself and my children.”

That is a horrible thought that clearly haunts her to this day.

“I never really faced that horrific accident, and through that and everything else, my emotions just crept up on me.”

That can happen to anyone.

“And drove me to the point of self-medicating with alcohol.”

A tremendous amount of substance-abuse can be traced to people self-medicating for horrible traumas that they have endured.

Not everyone is very honest about it, however.

Will Luann get in trouble over this? Even with her recent arrest, she shouldn’t have any legal worries.

Not just because no one should get into legal trouble over a naughty plant.

But New York has decriminalized possession of small amounts of marijuana.

(Also, medical marijuana is legal, though this does not sound like a medical marijuana situation)

Fans may be concerned that Luann is turning from using one substance to escape from her PTSD to another, but marijuana is less harmful than alcohol in basically every way.

Those who care about Luann probably have little to worry about based upon this.


NFL Heiress Goes on Drunken, Anti-Semitic Rampage

The very rich, seemingly very spoiled and apparently very racist daughter of ex-Washington Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke was arrested yesterday following an altercation on New Year’s Eve.

And we’re talking about one doozy of an altercation.

According to TMZ, People Magazine and other outlets, the ugly incident took place at Caravaggio, a restaurant on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

It also took place on New Year’s Eve.

Cooke was allegedly waiting in line to get her coat when she grew irritating, yelling at a 77-year old in front of her:

“Hurry up, Jew. I got places to be.”

In response, the woman’s son, Matthew Haberkorn, followed the 29-year old Cooke outside and confronted her about this inappropriate comment.

And Cooke stood quietly, listened to the man and apologized.

Just kidding!

She reportedly attacked Haberkorn with her glass purse, opening up two huge wounds on his face.

head wound

There’s actually video of the beating, in which you can hear Matthew say “She just f*cking hit me!”

Cooke fires back: “You called me a f-cking bitch. You called me a cunt.”

And then Matthew again: “You called me a f-cking Jew.”

Haberkorn also shared two photos of his lacerations on social media shortly after everything went down.

big scratch

Cooke and her boyfriend eventually left the scene, but authorities later arrested her for felony assault.

In addition to the physical harm caused to Haberkorn’s head, his attorney says the normally “mellow Californian” is “very distressed.”

Translation: he will be filing a major lawsuit against the heiress.

“The damage was what you saw in the photo, but it goes beyond that,” Andrew T. Miltenberg tells People Magazine.

The lawyer adds that Haberkorn intends to press charges and sue Cooke civilly for what they allege was a hate crime and civil rights violation.

Jack Kent Cooke passed away in April of 1997 after having owned the Redskins and, at other times, the Los Angeles Lakers and Los Angeles Kings.

He left behind about $ 1 billion in assets, according to the Washington Post.

However, he only provided his daughter with a $ 50,000 annual stipend, prompting her to file a lawsuit against her father’s estate in 2007 because she wanted more money each year.

She sounds like a real peach.