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Scott Disick Reality Show Coming Soon: Get Ready For Drunken Mayhem!

Based on the many ways he mistreated her daughter during their decade-long relationship, you might think that Kris Jenner would want to have Scott Disick killed, or at least forcibly removed from Calabasas.

But Kris has a history of being oddly forgiving of her daughters’ horrible boyfriends.

And so, rather than having him rolled up in a carpet and tossed off the Santa Monica Pier, Kris is partnering up with Scott to produce yet another ill-conceived Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff.

Because clearly E! is hoping the eighteenth time is the charm.

Anyway, the project is currently untitled, but we’re sure when Scott and company eventually decide on a name, it will involve some dumb pun on the word “lord.”

While most viewers would probably be much more interested in a show that’s centered around Disick’s alcoholism or his turbulent love life, producers have made the baffling decision to focus on Scott’s fledgling business ventures.

“It will probably come out next year, and it’s basically about me doing things that I’m interested in, which is buying and selling properties,” Disick tells People magazine.

“I guess it’s cool that people will be able to see something that’s a little bit different, and it’s cool for me because it’s something I’m passionate about,” he adds.

Yes, just like bidding on abandoned storage units or making needlessly elaborate cakes, house-flipping is one of those things that figures prominently in the daily lives of most Americans, yet has never been featured on a reality show.

So being the stable business genius that he is, Scott made the executive decision to fill that niche.

We’d be lying if we said we weren’t a little disappointed.

After all, a Scott Disick reality show is an idea with loads of potential … but only if it’s a warts-and-all portrayal of Scott at his worst.

It sounds like what we’re getting instead is a Kris-polished hagiographic take on the life of the Lord.

Of course, it’s possible that Kris and company will set out to make Scott look good and his hot mess self will shine through regardless.

After all, Scott is still dating Sofia Richie, and as far as we know, he’s still drinking.

When you’re drunk and dating a teenager, some drama is bound to unfold.

And we’re sure it’ll make for much more compelling television than all of the real estate deals in the world.

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Drunken Teen Gets Head Stuck in Car Exhaust Pipe

We've all been there, right?

We're attending a country music festival. We've had our share of alcohol beverages. And we see a pickup truck.

The pickup truck, naturally, has an exhaust pipe coming out of its rear.

And we think to ourselves… hey, I think my head could fit safely into that exhaust pipe and then I could pull it back out with ease!

No? We haven't all been there?

Only Kaitlin Strom, the woman featured in the following video has been there?

That's sort of what we figured.

In a Facebook video that has been viewed nearly three million times, this 19-year old is sitting on the ground at the Winstock Music Festival with her head inside of an oversized diesel exhaust pipe.

The brief snippet below features emergency crews preparing to use a power saw to cut her free.

How did she end up in this situation?

"We were just all having fun and I saw this big exhaust pipe and I was like, ‘Hey, my head could probably fit in that, so I tried it. It did fit, but it didn’t want to come back out,” Strom explained to the Hutchinson Leader.

Strom went on to say she was trapped in this pipe for about 45 minutes, which seems like an extremely long time to have one's head trapped inside of an exhaust pipe.

The teenager simply tried to remain calm before the fire department was able to finally get her out.

That was the good news… the bad news is that she was cited by the police department for underage drinking.

How much did she imbibe? Strom would not say.

But she did clearly take a bit of pride in her viral act, based on the Facebook photo and caption above.

As for what it looks like when a grown woman gets her head stuck in an exhaust pipe?

Click PLAY and find out now!

Drunken teen gets head stuck in car exhaust pipe
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