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Jeremy Roloff Gets Daddy-Shamed for the Dumbest Reason Ever

Move over, mommy-shaming and fat-shaming.

It’s time to make room for very awful daddy-shaming.

Isn’t that right, Jeremy Roloff

The former Little People, Big World star was on the receiving end of some ridiculous backlash this week after he shared what appears to be a simple and harmless photo of himself and his one-year old daughter, Ember.

The picture was snapped in Nashville and captioned as follows:

Spent a few days in Nashville and now we’re in Franklin, TN. Such a lovely town.

Although it reminds me of Bend – almost too popular to enjoy now! But still, a beautiful town and we always enjoy our time down here.

The people are great and the hospitality is noticed! P.S. If we took a photo with you at some point – tag us so we can see it!

The image itself, meanwhile, simply features Jeremy tossing his infant up in the air:

WHEEEE, right?

Apparently not.

More like, WTH, according to some misguided and cruel trolls.

“Idiot. She’s not a circus act,” one person actually wrote in the comments, while another chimed in with;

Wow. Be careful throwing your kid like that.”

A third person warned the ex-TLC personality about shaken baby syndrome, while a fourth suggested that this move is harmful to “little brains.”

We have no idea what to even say here.

Nearly every parent alive has thrown his or her into the air in this sort of manner.

The kid is never more than, like a foot above the parent’s hands outstretched hands and always falls very easily and comfortably back into place.

(We can’t believe we actually need to spell this out for some people.)

Thankfully, a number of social media users leaped to Jeremy’s defense and called out his critics for being, well… complete morons.

“Accidents can happen doing anything,” explained one individual “Can’t stop living life because ur scared to actually have fun. Most babies like being tossed in the air, so take a seat.”

For the record, Ember is doing just fine.

Jeremy shared plenty of other photos from this same trip, as he and his daughter and wife enjoyed their time visiting Tennessee.

Speaking of that wife, Audrey Roloff can relate to what her husband is now going through.

She’s heard it from followers in the past for the kind of outfits in which she placed Ember and even for the kind of outfit she once wore to the doctor’s office.

We’re not kidding. This actually happened.

Overall, Jeremy and Audrey frequently post pictures of themselves and their child.

They gush over her every chance they get.

They come across as caring and as loving as two parents can possibly be.

Jeremy has not yet responded to this dumb criticism and we hope he never does.

Just enjoy every second you have with that 13-month old bundle of joy, man. She’s precious.

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Kourtney Kardashian Pulls Dumbest Prank Ever on Confused Sister

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold.

For Kourtney Kardashian, however, it's apparently a dish best served… in a very confusing and harmless manner.

Allow us to explain:

As previously depicted in THIS CLIP from Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim will attend one of her sister's workout dance classes…

… only to sort of ruin the entire thing by not actually participating.

"I'm like a notorious non-dancer," Kim says in the sneak peek linked to above. "Like, it's a thing."

Okay, fine. Cool. Fair enough.

But this attitude and this non-action upset Kourtney to the point where she subsequently sets up a prank to get back at her annoying sibling.

Except we're not sure how the event featured in this video really serves as a prank.

This latest sneak peek gives us a look at Kim taking a stroll with Khloe.

But she's then taken aback when a group of people start dancing in The Grove to "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls. Oh, yes, it was a flash mob!

"What the f-ck is going on?" Kim asks, as the camera pans to Kourtney and Malika Haqq being a part of the dancing mob.

(NOTE: The best part of this clip, by far, is Kim holding an ice cone as a prop throughout. She never takes a bite. Because there's no way Kim Kardashian eats ice cream.)

From there, the music ends and the flash mob goes away and Kim enters a store to laugh and embrace Haqq.

And that's it.

Kourtney laughs at her sister in a confessional, acting as if she really got her good with this prank.

But we're simply left to ask and wonder: How the heck was this any sort of vengement prank?!?

Kim just stood around and watched a bunch of people dance.

You sure nailed her, Kourt!

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Three Thieves Steal Aquarium Shark in World’s Dumbest Heist

In a trully bizarre heist that may very well be the premise for the next Pain & Gain-style dark comedy, three absolute buffoons allegedly stole a shark from an aquarium.

Amazingly, they bundled up the shark in a stroller and disguised it as a baby.

We want to go ahead and reassure you that the shark was found safe and alive. But the twists and turns in this story are almost as unbelievable as the crime itself.

San antonio aquarium shark thieves

On Saturday, a shark was snatched from the San Antonio Aquarium in Texas.

As the aquarium shared on its Facebook page: "one of our employees reported seeing suspicious activity from a group of three people near one of our interactive shark touch tanks."

As you can see in the video, the suspicious activity was that the three alleged thieves caught a small shark with a net and stole her.

"Our General Manager, Jen Spellman, caught up with the suspects in the parking lot," the post reveals. "And was denied access to searching the vehicle and the stroller."

We can only imagine how that went down.

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"Our 16-inch long Horn Shark was stolen from our tide pool exhibit while the attendant was assisting other guests," the aquarium reveals.

They continue, writing: "Surveillance video shows the suspects staking out the pool for over an hour for their opportunity."

"Surveillance footage also indicates that the suspects brought in a net to capture our shark," the page mentions.

"After grabbing our shark and placing her into a wet towel, they entered into one of our back rooms where they took a bucket that was half-full of bleach cleaning solution (used for disinfecting our tools)," the page explains. "And dumped it all into our cold water exhibit filtration system."

In case you are worried about some absolute monsters dumping a bleach cleaning solution into the aquarium's filtration system, it was caught and the bleach was neutralized.

"This caused harm to multiple tanks, all of the tanks on that system, it is all connected. Including our seahorses, baby seahorses, jellies, and more."

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According to the aquarium, had staff taken even a minute longer to notice that something was wrong, countless sea life from the aquarium would have perished.

"They then," the post reveals. "Took the sanitation bucket to aide in the transportation of the shark into the stroller, quickly exited up the stairs and out into the parking lot."

But the aquarium was already on their case, even though they were refused permission to search the trio's belongings.

"We worked closely with Leon Valley and San Antonio Police Departments to recover our shark and apprehend the suspects," the page explains.

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And there is good news!

"They located our shark, brought our Assistant Husbandry Director, Jamie Shank, there to identify Miss Helen and bring her back with us."

"Ammon Covino the owner of the San Antonio Aquarium wants to publicly show his appreciation to them for all the hard work they did in locating our shark," the post reads. "And allowing us to bring Miss Helen the Horn Shark back home."

Miss Helen might technically be considered evidence, but she's also a sharknapping victim.

"We value the lives of all of our animals and take pride in the care that we can give them," the page says. "As well as the education that we can provide for the general public about these treasured species."

Miss helen

Here is Miss Helen, safe and sound.

"We are astonished but so grateful that she survived this catastrophic event," the aquarium writes.

"This guy knew what he was doing," they write begrudgingly. "Or she wouldn't have survived."

A 38-year-old man who has not yet been identified has been arrested for taking the shark.

Police believe that he was seeking to replace a previous horn shark, who had died. Police found an aquarium at his home.

Investigators intend to arrest and charge the remaining two suspects when they are located.

This is a bizarre case. Despite some upsetting twists (though thankfully, Miss Helen is okay), it's an entertaining story.

We can't wait for the inevitable movie. We're just surprised that, unlike Pain & Gain, this story won't take place in Florida.

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J.R. Smith Commits Dumbest Play in NBA History

LeBron James became the sixth player in NBA history to score at least 50 points in an NBA Finals game on Thursday night.

And J.R. Smith became the first player in NBA history to grab an offense rebound under the basket with 4.5 seconds remaining and the game tied in the NBA Finals…

… only to them dribble the ball out beyond the three-point line until the final buzzer sounded and overtime could commence.

This situation really did happen in Game One between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors, as George Hill missed his second foul shot with the score knotted at 107 apiece.

Smith, incredibly, grabbed the rebound over Kedin Durant and had a chance to put the ball back in and win the game for Cleveland, propeling them to a shocking one game to zero series lead in the process.

But he elected not to do so.

Instead, he dribbled very far away from the basket and only managed to throw a pass to a teammate when it was way too late and the teammate was way out of position after he heard LeBron screaming at him about the score and the time.

It appeared as if Smith told James right afterward that he thought the Cavs were "ahead" and the game was over.

Alas, it was not.

The Warriors went on to dominate overtime and win the contest 124-114.

"It was a tie ballgame and we had a timeout," Smith told the media afterward, adding of his thinking:

"I tried to get enough space because, obviously, KD was standing right there. I tried to get enough space to bring it out to maybe get a shot off. And then I looked over at Bron, and he looked like he was trying to call a timeout.

"So I stopped. And then the game was over."

There's no way this explanation is valid.

As you're about to see below, Smith looked to have no intention of trying to score at all after securing the rebound, despite the seconds ticking away and an upset well within his team's grasp.

(Thanks to LeBron putting up 51 points, eight rebounds and eight assists, that is.)

But while Cleveland fans may never forgive Smith for this blunder, the Internet is ever so thankful it took place.

Why?

Because it spawned an endless array of amazing memes based on LeBron's reaction to Smith's brain fart, such as the one above.

Check out the play below and then decide:

Is this the dumbest thing any professional athlete has ever done during a game of any kind?

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Bam Margera: Arrested For DUI In the Dumbest Way Possible

Let us make clear right off the bat that there’s nothing funny about operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

That said, the details of Bam Margera’s DUI arrest are mildly amusing.

According to TMZ, Margera was taken into custody early Sunday morning by some California Highway patrol officers who had already stopped another vehicle.

For reasons that defy logic, Bam slowed down to chat with the cops, despite the fact that he had been drinking.

The officers say they detected an unmistakable odor of alcohol, and they proceeded to pull Margera over after he drove away from the scene.

The 38-year-old former MTV star failed a field sobriety test and was arrested on the scene.

We can only hope that as they slapped the cuffs on him, Margera turned to a non-existent camera and exclaimed, “I’m Bam Margera, and this is poor life decisions!”

Details of the arrest are scarce, but TMZ reports that Margera’s bail was set at $ 15,000, which is about $ 10,000 more than is customary.

We joked about the circumstances of the incident, but we’d like to reiterate there’s really nothing funny about Margera’s situation.

Back in 2016, Margera reportedly got sober following a shocking appearance on VH1’s Family Therapy, during which he revealed that alcohol had nearly claimed his life on multiple occasions.

Just weeks after the show’s final episode aired, however, it was revealed that Margera was back to boozing, much to the chagrin of his deeply concerned loved ones.

Bam claimed to be sober in a recent interview, but it now looks as though he’s stuck in a cycle of getting clean and falling off the wagon shortly thereafter.

The DUI arrest is particularly troubling, as Margera’s lifelong friend and Jackass co-star Ryan Dunn was killed in a car accident while driving under the influence.

Ironically, Margera has stated that his grief over the loss of Dunn is what drove him to increasingly heavier drinking in recent years.

As a first offender, it’s unlikely that Margera will face jail time, but the news of his arrest is unsettling for reasons that go well beyond the possible legal ramifications.

We’ll have further details on this story as more information becomes available.

In the meantime, here’s hoping Margera is able to finally get the help he seems to so desperately need.

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Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

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Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
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