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Bam Margera: Arrested For DUI In the Dumbest Way Possible

Let us make clear right off the bat that there’s nothing funny about operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

That said, the details of Bam Margera’s DUI arrest are mildly amusing.

According to TMZ, Margera was taken into custody early Sunday morning by some California Highway patrol officers who had already stopped another vehicle.

For reasons that defy logic, Bam slowed down to chat with the cops, despite the fact that he had been drinking.

The officers say they detected an unmistakable odor of alcohol, and they proceeded to pull Margera over after he drove away from the scene.

The 38-year-old former MTV star failed a field sobriety test and was arrested on the scene.

We can only hope that as they slapped the cuffs on him, Margera turned to a non-existent camera and exclaimed, “I’m Bam Margera, and this is poor life decisions!”

Details of the arrest are scarce, but TMZ reports that Margera’s bail was set at $ 15,000, which is about $ 10,000 more than is customary.

We joked about the circumstances of the incident, but we’d like to reiterate there’s really nothing funny about Margera’s situation.

Back in 2016, Margera reportedly got sober following a shocking appearance on VH1’s Family Therapy, during which he revealed that alcohol had nearly claimed his life on multiple occasions.

Just weeks after the show’s final episode aired, however, it was revealed that Margera was back to boozing, much to the chagrin of his deeply concerned loved ones.

Bam claimed to be sober in a recent interview, but it now looks as though he’s stuck in a cycle of getting clean and falling off the wagon shortly thereafter.

The DUI arrest is particularly troubling, as Margera’s lifelong friend and Jackass co-star Ryan Dunn was killed in a car accident while driving under the influence.

Ironically, Margera has stated that his grief over the loss of Dunn is what drove him to increasingly heavier drinking in recent years.

As a first offender, it’s unlikely that Margera will face jail time, but the news of his arrest is unsettling for reasons that go well beyond the possible legal ramifications.

We’ll have further details on this story as more information becomes available.

In the meantime, here’s hoping Margera is able to finally get the help he seems to so desperately need.

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Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

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Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Fifty Shades Freed: Check Out the Dumbest Moments (So Far)!

Question: have you ever really sat back and really thought about how blessed we are to be alive right now?

Sure, there are tons and tons of terrible things happening all around the world, but unfortunately that's usually the case.

You can spend your time focusing on all the negatives, or you can choose to be a little more optimistic and think about all the truly great things happening around us, right at this very moment.

For instance, technology is pretty cool, right? And there have been so many advancements that have made it possible for us to do more, see more, experience more …

Also, just look at it this way: we're are the only people in the history of the world who get to experience the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey as it happens.

Future generations will be able to read the books and watch the movies, but will they get to wait anxiously for the next movie to hit theaters?

Will they, as we all surely do, remember where they were when they saw the last first trailer for a Fifty Shades film?

No. We alone have that pleasure.

So keep that in mind as we take a good, hard look at the latest Fifty Shades Freed teaser, you lucky, lucky souls.

Because if a Fifty Shades teaser doesn't deserve this kind of analyzing, then for real, what does?

1. Anastasia’s Wedding Dress!

Anastasias wedding dress
Look at it, look at it! That’s the dress Anastasia will wear when she becomes Mrs. Christian Grey. And it’s hanging from the ceiling because … well, that’s just what rich people do, right?

2. Sneaky Hands!

Sneaky hands
We all know it wouldn’t be Fifty Shades without some sexy times, and this little snippet from the teaser certainly doesn’t disappoint! Because hey, who DOESN’T like it when their significant other waltzes up while you’re trying to get dressed to slide his hand up your butt?!

3. YOWZA!

Yowza
In this little moment, we learn that Christian Grey is so hot that when you see him strutting on the beach, you’re required to take off your sunglasses. Out of respect, probably, but also because why would you want anything to obstruct that view?

4. The Exchanging of the Rings

The exchanging of the rings
… Are we seriously supposed to believe that this is the wedding ring Christian would choose? Really? After seeing his helicopters and cars and homes and his vast collection of luxury butt toys, we’re supposed to think this fits his aesthetic?

5. The Ever-Surprised Anastasia

The ever surprised anastasia
This is cute, because this is that classic moment in every relationship where one partner learns that the other owns a private jet. Who can’t relate?!

6. Sexy Sex Toys

Sexy sex toys
… What is that, a wooden spoon? Seems like Anastasia is kind of overselling this bit.

View Slideshow
ReadMore…

Johnny Manziel Denies Charging Fans For Selfies: ‘Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard’

Johnny Manziel is refuting reports that he’s planning to charge fans $ 50 to take selfies at the Super Bowl … saying it’s “the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” Promo flyers circulated social media last week detailing Johnny’s appearance at several…

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