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It may be that Johnny Depp is broke after blowing his fortune on a weird, random collection, but he still has a lot of friends.
And one of them has come forward with a story claiming that, during his marriage to Amber Heard, she pooped on their bed. As a prank.
Honestly, this might be the least upsetting story about their marriage that we’ve heard. But it’s still very gross.
So, remember Depp’s recent claim that Amber supposedly punched him because he was late to a party?
Well, someone close to him came forward to the Daily Mirror to say that Amber retaliated against him for being late … by defecating on their marital bed.
Though Amber apparently said that it was one of their dogs, this claim was dismissed because of the size of the excrement.
The source claims that there was some sort of “strong, photographic evidence that connected Amber to the feces.”
The incident, the source says, seemed to be a “prank.”
On a more serious note, it was allegedly during a fight about this incident that Depp is said to have thrown a phone at Amber’s face.
That is definitely not the worst of the accusations about Depp from the time of their marriage, but it’s upsetting.
Oddly, this source also says that the bed defecation incident was a factor in their split.
The Daily Mirror says that Amber’s rep responded to their query and explained the incident.
“Boo has some serious bowel control issues,” the rep says, referring to one of the couple’s small dogs — whom Amber won in the divorce.
“There was never a joke,” the rep clarifies. “It wasn’t something done to be disrespectful.”
“It was an innocent thing, it’s what pets will do,” the rep continues.
“We don’t have anything else to say,” the rep asserts. “Ms Heard is moving on and we do not want to engage in this nonsense.”
This is gross, but it’s also a gross story that dates back more than two years.
And, unlike allegations of abuse, it’s nothing more than disgusting. If it’s true, it’s yucky and unsanitary. If it was the dogs, it’s still yucky and unsanitary.
So why, some wonder, is this coming up?
Our best guess is that this is because Depp has been facing some really bad PR lately and perhaps he or someone close to him is trying to somehow deflect.
But that’s just a guess. Honestly, who can say?
Johnny Depp looks like he’s dying in recent photographs, but that’s just a small part of the story.
More seriously, Depp is being sued for allegedly punching a dude and then offering that man money to hit him back in some bizarre fit of aggression.
That story did not come as a surprise to those who believed Amber Heard when she accused him of domestic violence.
Or to those who remember Depp’s hotel room-destroying antics from the ’90s.
But it sounds like the fallout from Depp’s abuse accusations is really getting under his skin.
A number of diehard Harry Potter fans have vowed to not see Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald — because Depp is in it, and because JK Rowling and the director defended his casting.
Some have even taken to nicknaming the film “The Crimes of Johnny Depp.”
These fans wish that Depp would stop ruining Harry Potter, as they believe that to be JK Rowling’s job.
Depp has seen some of this coverage, which is apparently what motivated him to — years after their court battle — accuse Amber of having punched him in retaliation for him being late.
It sounds like — whether it was one of the couple’s dogs or Amber herself — the story of this defecation was shared in an effort to deflect attention from that.
It’s been over three months since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant.
To the surprise of many, the couple has yet to break up over the scandal.
But that’s not the really amazing part.
No, what’s truly shocking about this situation is that multiple sources have claimed Tristan is the one who wants out.
Yes, apparently the Cavs forward feels “trapped” in a stagnant relationship, and is basically staying with Khloe out of guilt.
Hey, relationships have been built on sadder foundations … we think.
“Khloe and Tristan are still not fully OK,” one insider tells Us Weekly.
“They act like they are when they’re in front of others, but it’s all a show at this point.”
“Tristan is feeling trapped in a bad relationship,” adds another source.
The second insider confirms that Khloe and Tristan are in couples therapy, but adds that Tristan is participating half-heartedly.
“He’s no longer going with Khloe for sessions. He just didn’t feel it was helping to discuss sh-t that happened months ago,” the informant claims.
This comes on the heels of reports that Khloe and Tristan are doing “better than ever” following their very public cheating scandal.
At that time, a source close to the couple told Us that the whole Kardashian clan had rushed to embrace
“They’re so happy,” the friend claimed.
“They know that in order to have Khloé back in their lives, they have to accept him,” added the source.
And how do they feel now that Khloe is the one trying to make the relationship work and Tristan is just along for the ride?
“They’ll support Khloe in whatever she chooses,” one insider said.
That’s nice and all, but it sounds like now would be a good time for an anti-Tristan intervention.
When the world first learned that Tristan had cheated, the Kardashians reportedly offered Khloe an ultimatum:
Either she dumps Tristan, or they would cut off contact with her.
They’ve obviously backed down from that stance, and insiders claim Tristan has gotten back into Kim and company’s good graces in recent weeks.
Tristan and Khloe will reportedly spend the rest of the NBA offseason living near her family outside LA.
Don’t worry, we’re sure he’ll find a way to mess it up before the summer is through.
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It’s been two months since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian, and yet somehow, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward remains un-dumped.
Sources say Khloe and Tristan are trying to make their relationship work, and they’ve both been making sacrifices.
Hell, Khloe is so committed to making this relationship work that she relocated to Cleveland.
No offense, Cleveland, but you know damn well the shores of Lake Erie have nothing on sunny southern California.
Anyway, C-town is one thing, but would Khloe be willing to relocate to Indiana? Milwaukee? Oklahoma City? Utah?!
We may be soon to find out.
If you’re a basketball fan, then you’re probably aware that the Cavs need to do some restructuring this season in order to assemble a roster of players who are able to remember what the freakin’ score is in the last seconds of a finals game.
That could be bad news for Tristan, who’s reportedly terrified of being traded.
“Tristan going to be in many draft day discussions and could be moving to a new team and he is dreading it,” a source tells Hollywood Life.
He doesn’t have a no trade clause so he can go anywhere and if he heads to a new city it would be a sore thumb for his relationship with Khloe,” the insider adds.
They would have to worry about moving all summer instead of enjoying the summer.”
We’re not sure this person understands how the “sore thumb” idiom works, but that’s neither here nor there.
It seems weird that Khloe would happily uproot her life and give birth to her first child in Cleveland, but she draws the line at moving a second time.
Like, that’s the deal-breaker? Really?!
It’s not the fact that Tristan was banging strippers while Khloe was eight months pregnant with his kid?!
Because we would think that that edges out moving to Minnesota on the terribleness index.
Not by a lot, mind you, but at least by a point or two.
We swear it wasn’t our goal to piss off the entire Midwest with this article.
After Southern Charm star Thomas Ravenel was accused of sexual assault by two different women, many fans of the show wondered if girlfriend Ashley Jacobs would soon dump him.
Instead, Ashley has seemed to double down on their relationship.
But a new report says that Thomas is gearing up to dump the woman who remained by his side. Wow.
A source tells RadarOnline that Thomas Ravenel and Ashley Jacobs are ready to split.
The source reports.”The romance between Ashley and Thomas is over.”
The alleged final straw? Ashley appearing at the Southern Charm reunion without Thomas after Bravo disinvited Thomas from attending.
(Odd, because she went there to defend him, but so little about romance and the ensuing breakups is fully rational)
It sounds, however, like this source is reporting that they haven’t actually, officially, broken up just yet.
But it sounds like it’s just a matter of time.
“Thomas is ready to breakup with Ashley,” the source reveals.
Gosh. Does she know yet?
The source simply adds: “The relationship has run its course.”
Well, that sure sounds final.
Reportedly, it was seeing their romance on Southern Charm as it aired that helped him to make up his mind.
Whenever this alleged breakup goes down, it doesn’t sound like it’s going to be very public.
“Thomas is a gentleman,” the source says, though some would say that this characterization has, well, run its course.
“So he’s not going to humiliate her when they break up,” the source explains.
Wait, is not humiliating your significant other the standard for gentlemanly behavior, now? Because most people who aren’t Arie Luyendyk Jr. would qualify.
“But he is at his breaking point,” the source continues. “And ready to end things.”
Hey, that happens sometimes.
And the signs have been there, some argue, for a while.
Arie used to post a lot more photos of Ashley. He’d upload one after the other to his Instagram.
Now? Well, see for yourself in that gif above how many photos you have to slide through to find that one of the two looking cozy.
You see his ex, his kids, his mom, and even Snoopy the fictional dog before you get to Ashley. In a photo from May 18.
But that might not be a sign that the end of their relationship is nigh, exactly.
It may be that Thomas is simply trying to soften his public image after the accusations of sexual assault.
Fewer photos of him drinking with his girlfriend, more photos of him as a father and family man.
Not a terrible strategy, all things considered.
Now, this whole situation gets a little weirder.
According to RadarOnline‘s insider, Thomas Ravenel has already “told Kathryn that he wants out of the relationship.”
Kathryn Dennis is not just Thomas’ costar and she’s not even merely his ex.
She is the mother of his children.
We’ve all seen Ashley Jacobs’ insane verbal attack on Kathryn on Southern Charm. The cast was appalled at Ashley and at Thomas for not saying anything.
(They did praise Kathryn for keeping cool)
But RadarOnline says that one of the factors that got Thomas to decide to end things with Ashley was watching the season as it aired. Sometimes, seeing yourself in the third person can help make things clear.
Isn’t it kind of weird that he’s doing the dumping, though?
Thomas Ravenel is accused of raping two different women, one of whom was Nanny Dawn, who used to take care of his children.
Charleston police are investigating and so is Bravo, but plenty of women would have distanced themselves from an alleged sexual predator.
Instead, he’s reportedly aiming to break things off.
Hasn’t it been just so emotionally exhausting to watch everything go down between Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson for these past several weeks?
And if it’s been so hard on us, complete strangers to Khloe, can you imagine how tough it must be to be someone who actually knows her?
For instance, put yourself in Kim Kardashian’s shoes for a minute.
OK, now take off those shoes because they’re insanely uncomfortable and ill-fitting and they’re not cute anyway, and now think about how much it must suck to watch your little sister go through all this.
The whole world has seen irrefutable evidence that Tristan cheated on her on at least two separate occasions during her pregnancy.
And it’s hard to believe that those were the only times he did it — who knows how many other women he hooked up with in places without security cameras or nosy witnesses?
Even if it was only those two times that he cheated on her, he still cheated on her while she was pregnant with his child.
It’s awful, and many, many siblings would stop at nothing to get revenge if their sister’s boyfriend pulled that kind of nonsense.
For her part, Kim has been vocal about her feelings for Tristan, even going as far as to trash him in an interview on Ellen.
“I don’t even know how to describt it besisdes it’s just so f-cked up,” she said then.
“We were really rooting for Khloe, and we still are. You know, she’s so strong and she’s doing the best that she can. It’s a really sad situation all over.”
She didn’t go into too much detail because she wanted to “keep it cute, keep it classy, and not talk too bad” because “some day, True is going see this.”
But she definitely got her point across — she does not like Tristan, not one little bit.
On a later interview on Live with Kelly and Ryan, she was asked about the situation, and she said that “last time I went on TV and I answered some questions about her, I got blocked on social media … not from Khloe.”
Because yes, Tristan blocked Kim on Instagram, because that’s a good thing to do here.
Kim did add that she’s “always rooting” for Khloe, and “for love” and “for families,” so it’s not like she’s going on TV demanding that Khloe kick Tristan’s sorry ass to the curb or anything.
But in private, that could be exactly what she’s doing.
As a source tells Radar Online, “Kim hates Tristan, come on, how could she like him?”
Solid point already.
“Kim knows he will cheat again!” the insider says. “Kim has told Khloe that she should break up with Tristan.”
“Yes, she has a baby with him, but she doesn’t need a man like that in her life.”
Not only is Kim supposedly doing her best to convince Khloe to dump him, but she’s also “waging an all-out war on Tristan.”
“She loves Khloe and she doesn’t want her to be humiliated and treated badly. She thinks she should leave him as soon as she can.”
Lots of people agree that Khloe doesn’t need to be with Tristan, but unfortunately, it’s not so easy right now, is it?
Khloe just became a mother, something that she’s wanted for a long, long time, and she’s talked for months and months about how perfect Tristan is.
To leave him now, when their daughter is barely a month old, would be hard — maybe too hard for her at the moment.
If Kim really is declaring war on Tristan, and since he’s facing so, so much hate from strangers everywhere, there’s a possibility that he’ll leave her to get away from all the criticism.
But for now, it looks like he’s comfortable being the jerk who gets tons of ridicule but who still gets the perks of dating a Kardashian.
Fight harder, Kim!
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As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant with his child.
That news was shocking enough on its own – but what happened next really threw fans for a loop.
It was widely assumed that Khloe would dump Tristan, but weeks after the allegations surfaced, nothing of the sort has happened.
In fact, rumors that Khloe still plans to marry Thompson have been circulating on social media.
Needless to say, there are many who find these developments deeply distressing.
Khloe’s family has issued ultimatums; her fans are encouraging her to seek help, and to the surprise of absolutely no one – a shadowy figure from Khloe’s past has once again swooped in hoping to take advantage of her vulnerable state.
We’re talking, of course, about NBA star-turned-uncle who always needs to borrow five bucks, Lamar Odom.
According to In Touch Weekly, Odom has joined the masses in encouraging Khloe to kick Tristan to the curb … and, hey, ya know, if she feels like giving old Lam-Lam a second chance, that might be cool, too.
Amazingly, Khloe’s family is said to be so fed up with Tristan that they’re actually encouraging Odom’s attempts at an intervention:
“Khloe needs help,” a source tells the tabloid.
“Lamar might have done some crazy things but he loved her. He loved her more than life itself. It’s eating him up watching Khloé being abused and taken advantage of by Tristan,” the insider adds.
He wants her to dump him so bad.”
Lamar swears his intentions are pure, and he only wants to help Khloe out of a bad situation as a way of expressing gratitude for the way she rushed to his side after he nearly died of a drug overdose in 2015:
“Lamar knows Khloé’s going through hell and would like to be there for her just like she was for him when he was knocking on death’s door,” the source explained.
“He has the utmost respect, love, and admiration for Khloé and is tremendously happy she’s had her first child. Truth be told — Lamar wishes he were the father.”
In the past, Lamar has benefited from Khloe’s short memory, as she took him back after repeated f-ck ups.
This time, however, it looks like Tristan will be grabbing his own rebound:
“Khloé never learns from her mistakes,” says a second insider.
“She forgave Lamar for cheating, and now she’s doing the same thing with Tristan. She thinks marriage will be the answer to their problems, even though it’s clear she can never trust him again.”
Khloe’s not gonna keep forgiving men who have done her wrong over and over again.
She has strict 17 strikes and you’re out rule!
Well, it may have taken much longer than most fans would have preferred but it looks like Khloe Kardashian is finally ready to pull the plug on her relationship with Cleveland Cavs star and serial philanderer Tristan Thompson.
Sources close to the situation say that Khloe has made definitive plans to kick Tristan to the curb, and as a result of his latest misconduct, she wants the whole thing to be as public and messy as possible.
Several media outlets now claim that Khloe plans to return to California next week in order to spend Mother’s Day with her family.
Upon her arrival back in Calabasas, Khloe will officially end her relationship with Tristan, possibly with an open social media post that will earn her the favor of fans who may lost respect for Khloe after she stuck by Tristan’s side after he was caught cheating.
Currently, Khloe is living in Cleveland and has taken up residence in Tristan’s home – but not with Tristan.
Yes, she’s apparently kicked Tristan out of his mansion and forced him to take up residence in a nearby hotel.
Khloe welcomed her first child last month, and insiders say she’s remained in Cleveland solely because she believes Tristan should be able to spend as much time as possible with his daughter in the first weeks of her life.
Thompson is currently competing in the NBA playoffs, but once the Cavs run comes to an end, he’ll apparently have to make the trip to the West Coast when he wants to visit baby True.
Many have noted that if the Cavs’ current series against the Toronto Raptors goes to seven games, it will conclude on Mother’s Day, the day on which many expect Khloe to announce that she’s newly single.
“The only thing keeping her happy right now is True and the support from her family,” a source tells E! News.
“Everyone is ready for her to come home and thinks it will give her more peace. Tristan has desperately been trying to keep Khloe happy and make their relationship work, but she thinks it’s too far done.”
It seems there was a time when Khloe considered giving Tristan a second chance, but she had a change of heart following yet another round of appalling misconduct from the 27-year-old.
First, Thompson complained about being “mistreated” by tabloids and fans and the Kardashians as a result of his infidelity.
Khloe was reportedly furious that he stepped out of line so egregiously at a time when he should have been devoting his full attention to nothing other than his daughter, his team, and earning Khloe’s forgiveness.
To make matters worse, just days later, a report surfaced indicating that Tristan had given playoff tickets to Lani Blair, one of his alleged sidepieces.
The move was reportedly an act of revenge on the part of Tristan, who was said to be upset that Khloe refused to attend his games.
Needless to say, it didn’t play well with Khloe or her mom and sisters, who have apparently issued a “him or us” ultimatum.
The E! source stops just short of confirming that Khloe has already made up her mind to kick Tristan to the curb, stating instead that the new mom is 100% focused on her daughter:
“She is prioritizing, and her priority is True,” says the insider.
“Whatever else comes next with Tristan, or really anything, she’ll deal with it as it comes, but she will not let anything affect this amazing time with her little girl.”
We’ll have further updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.