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David Eason Taunts Kailyn Lowry: You Deserve to Get Your Ass Kicked!

If you're a Teen Mom 2 fan, then by now you've likely heard about the 48-hour disaster that was this weekend's reunion show taping.

The incident that's garnered the most press coverage was the fight between Briana DeJesus and Kailyn Lowry, which was essentially the climax of a several-year feud.

In fact, the fallout from that clash of the Teen Mom titans was so widespread it was felt as far away as North Carolina.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason didn't attend this year's taping, but they certainly caught wind of Kail and Briana's fisticuffs.

And of course, David felt compelled to offer his two cents on social media.

Is there any situation this guy can't make worse?

1. David Drama

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David was not invited to attend this year’s taping due to an incident that took place at last year’s reunion.

2. Drunken Dave

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At a party for the cast and their families, Eason got drunk, pulled out a knife, and began stabbing a bunch of decorative balloons that had apparently made him angry.

3. This Effing Guy

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Shortly thereafter, Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 after he launched an unprovoked social media tirade loaded with homophobic slurs.

4. Pointing the Finger

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Believe it or not, David doesn’t accept responsibility for the fact that he’s no longer welcome at MTV-sponsored events. Instead, he blames Kailyn Lowry and Leah Messer.

5. Lowry and Messer Forever

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Kail and Leah are close friends, and during Messer’s recent appearance on Lowry’s podcast, they discussed David’s behavior at last year’s reunion.

6. Delusional Dave

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Apparently, David thinks it’s because of complaints from the cast that he wasn’t invited to this year’s reunion. (Couldn’t have anything to do with those homophobic slurs or the drunken knifeplay.) And now, Eason believes karmic justice has finally been served …

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Jenelle Evans: Will Someone Please Pay David Eason For SOMETHING?!

If you're a Teen Mom 2 fan, then you're probably well aware that David Eason is unemployed.

For a while there, he was making a nice six figures in exchange for allowing an MTV camera crew to document his life of inactivity, but Eason was fired because no amount of money could convince him to keep his homophobic views to himself.

So now David has been forced to rejoin the working world.

Fortunately, he has his residual reality TV fame to help him drum up publicity for his latest business venture.

Unfortunately, he seems utterly clueless about the fact that his marriage to a woman who's been arrested more times than Pablo Escobar hasn't really done any wonders for his reputation.

As much as we can't stand David, we're sort of hoping MTV gives him a spinoff about his little scuba diving company because this promises to be wildly entertaining …

1. Scuba Dave

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David Eason has purchased a business in which he’ll provide “diving and underwater services” to locals in the Jacksonville, North Carolina area. But will anyone be willing to hire him?

2. Buying In

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Based on the company’s page Facebook page, it seems David and Jenelle purchased Elite Marine Diving & Underwater Services for an undisclosed sum and are hoping to hold on to existing clients, as well as attract some new ones.

3. Smart Move

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Wisely, the day-to-day operations of the business are being left up to David. From what we’ve seen, Jenelle doesn’t have the temperament for customer service.

4. An Interesting Strategy

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The best thing that David could do would be to downplay his marriage to Jenelle and his involvement with Teen Mom 2. But of course, he’s not doing that…

5. Facepalm Moment

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Yes, Dave is making sure his potential customers know he’s the same David Eason whose wife has been arrested dozens of times for charges ranging from heroin possession to assault.

6. Guilty By Association

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Jenelle is currently in another legal mess thanks to an incident in which she allegedly brandished a weapon and threatened a strangers life after being cut off in traffic. Not the sort of thing that’s great for business …

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David Eason Accused of PUNCHING Stepson Kaiser Griffith!

David Eason has never been a favorite with Teen Mom 2 fans, but somehow, he keeps finding ways to become even less popular.

In fact, he might be the most hated baby daddy in the show’s history – which is really saying something.

Eason was fired by TM2 producers back in February after launching a homophobic tirade on social media.

Despite the fact that he no longer appears on camera, however, David still plays a major role in Jenelle Evans’ storylines, and he manages to keep sinking to new lows in the estimation of the show’s fans.

On last night’s Teen Mom 2 season premiere, David pissed off millions of viewers in absentia when he was accused of punching his 3-year-old stepson Kaiser Griffith.

“He told me David punched him one time,” the boy’s father, Nathan Griffith, claimed.

“It does seem he has tendencies to be a violent person.”

And Griffith wasn’t the only one accusing of Eason of abusing his youngest stepson.

Jenelle’s mother – Barbara Evans, who has primary custody of her grandson Jace – stated that she’s also caught wind of David being violent with Kaiser.

“I’m pissed off. Jace tells me the other day Kaiser pulled his diaper down and had poop and David got mad and was spanking him so hard,” she said during last night’s episode.

“Jenelle says it’s a lie. Jenelle always protects the man she’s with. She’s putting this guy again over her children.”

Jenelle, of course, was quick to deny the allegations:

“He doesn’t touch the kids like that,” she said.

“David punches Kaiser in the face. He plays around! That’s what Kaiser means. She’s taking this out of proportion. Everything is fine and everyone else thinks it’s not.”

We suppose it’s possible that there was some confusion over Kaiser’s account of what happened at home.

But it seems less likely that his 8-year-old brother would have trouble describing the situation clearly.

Note that Jenelle has been quick to dismiss comments made by Kaiser, but hasn’t addressed Jace’s remarks.

We’re not saying that that necessarily means Eason is abusing his stepchildren.

But nothing that we’ve seen in his behavior gives us any reason to doubt that David has violent tendencies.

This is, after all, the same man who has unleashed shocking barrages of verbal abuse at poor Jace right in front of MTV camera crews.

Does everyone who verbally berates their children necessarily abuse them physically as well?

No, but being caught doing the former makes us much more likely to believe you’re capable of the latter.

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David Eason Goes on INSANE Rant After Jenelle Evans’ Gun Incident!

It’s been a crazy week for the Eason clan, huh?

Or a crazy year, honestly –2018 has been mighty eventful for them so far.

Technically, things have been crazy for them ever since they first got together, as is tradition when Jenelle finds herself a new soulmate.

But let’s just zero in on this week, OK?

On Monday, we learned that our dear Jenelle recently had … a bit of an incident, we’ll say.

Last week, she was involved in a big, terrifying fiasco while driving her son Jace home from a therapy appointment — remember that little tidbit, because the irony of that will be revealed in a moment.

Something happened with another driver, and she called 911, complaining that the driver had “purposely slammed on the brakes,” and when she braked to avoid hitting the car, Jace “almost got whiplash and almost hit the dash.”

Well, that was her story, anyway.

According to the driver that found himself in this situation with Jenelle, things went down a lot differently.

In this version of events, Jenelle was driving erratically, so this guy passed her, and she immediately flipped out.

She allegedly flipped out so hard that she followed him back to his house, hit two cars on his property as well as his mailbox, then “pulled a gun.”

Those are some pretty big details she omitted, huh?

She left the guy’s house before police arrived, so the assumption is that the incident is currently being investigated.

With reports that Teen Mom 2 was filming during all of this, one would think it would be relatively easy to figure out exactly what happened.

But, wouldn’t you know, David’s got his own story.

In a comment on Facebook, he said that we’ve only heard one side of the story, and that what actually happened was that the other driver “tried to kidnap her.”

… What?!

That doesn’t make any sense for multiple reasons, one being that we’ve heard Jenelle’s 911 call, and you’d think that if the guy tried to kidnap her then it would have come up.

Also, at what point did he try to kidnap her? Was it when they were both driving or after she followed him home, hit his mailbox, and pulled out a gun with two children in her car?

It’s just a really dumb thing to say, but since this is David, there’s been no shortage of dumb statements this week.

After Kailyn Lowry spoke out about David’s comments on Leah Messer’s daughter — lots of drama between Teen Mom 2 cast members lately! — he decided to attack Kailyn in a Facebook post.

“So I guess Kailyn Lowry got her keyboard so greasy from cheetos that her finger slipped and said some more tough guy sh-t about me and my wife,” he wrote.

“Apparently her plastic surgeon filled her head with the same sh-t he filled her ass with.”

We’ve already talked about how ridiculous that was, so let’s skip ahead to the comments on that post because, for some reason, he thought it was appropriate to slam Jenelle’s mother there.

He claimed that “Barb got fired from Walmart and wouldn’t have sh-t right now if it wasn’t for keeping Jace from his mother so she can get a MTV paycheck.”

“I make more in a month than she made in a year (before she got fired).”

The rage is real, right?

Barbara isn’t keeping Jace from Jenelle, Jenelle signed over custody to her and then last year she agreed to visitation instead of going for custody.

Barbara has also worked hard for her entire life to take care of her kids, and now her kids’ kids, and she’s said that she puts all the Teen Mom money away for Jace’s future.

Also, David quit his job when he started dating Jenelle, and now he’s been fired from the show, so where exactly is his money coming from?

We’re not sure, but in another comment, he told someone “I probably make at least 100x more money than you.”

He explained that “I don’t have what you would call a ‘job,’ I’m an investor and business owner but that’s none of your business, is it?”

OK, so let’s say, just for fun, that this person David’s speaking with makes $ 10,000 a year — a super, super low amount well below poverty level.

We’re saying that because if David thinks he makes 100 times more than that, that would make him a literal millionaire, even besides the money Jenelle makes from MTV.

And that is obviously very, very untrue.

What business does he own? What has he invested in? What does he do that has him making more money than Jenelle?

Why does he say these things that are so clearly false? Does he actually think people will believe it? Does he believe it himself?

So many questions, and absolutely zero answers — yet another way these people have proven themselves to be disappointments.

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David Eason Goes OFF on Kailyn Lowry, Barbara Evans In Epic Rant!

Of all the losers, users and abusers who have gained fame from the Teen Mon franchise, it's possible that none is so repugnant as David Eason.

Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 back in February after he launched a homophobic tirade against the fans who dared to suggest that he shouldn't be singing the praises of assault weapons just hours after the world learned of the Parkland, Florida school shooting.

Now, it looks as though his wife, Jenelle Evans, will be following in his footsteps, as she's likely to be canned after a road rage incident that ended in her threatening to kill the other driver.

But David isn't concerned about the fact that his wife is clearly out of her gourd – no he's much to busy taking shots at Jenelle's mother and co-stars on social media.

See what we mean in the gallery below:

1. Idle Hands

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David has a lot of time on his hands these days. He’s 100% unemployed after being unceremoniously booted by Teen Mom 2 producers following some truly horrendous comments on social media.

2. Keeping Busy

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David COULD keep busy by seeking employment or taking a larger role in his children’s lives. But instead, it seems he’s decided to focus his attention on stirring up further drama on social media.

3. No Lesson Learned

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You might think that David would mostly steer clear of online trash talk after it cost him his job, but as evidenced by – well, pretty much everything in his life – this is not a man who devotes much thought to his actions.

4. Shots at Kail

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Evans has long had beef with her TM2 co-star Kailyn Lowry, and it seems Kail wound up directly in David’s crosshairs over the weekend.

5. Crass as Ever

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“So I guess Kailyn Lowry got her keyboard so greasy from cheetos that her finger slipped and said some tough guy sh-t about me and my wife,” David wrote, no doubt thinking he was being very clever.

6. A Low Blow

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“Apparently her plastic surgeon filled her head with the same sh!t he filled her ass with #nocommonsense,” he added.

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Jenelle Evans to Fans: Please Stop Sending David Eason Death Threats!

Jenelle Evans’ reputation has hit rock bottom so many times that we’re not even remotely surprised when she sinks to a new low.

The past week has seen Jenelle drawn into an ugly conflict with her castmates that began with an unprovoked remark from her unemployed husband, David Eason.

For reasons that defy explanation, Eason commented on a photo of Leah Messer’s 8 -year-old daughter, and it was every bit as creepy as it sounds.

David thought the girl was wearing too much makeup, and because it’s not at all weird AF for 30-year-old men to sit around thinking about young girls’ makeup, he decided to let the world know.

But David apparently got upset when people said mean things in response, so now he’s enlisted his wife to defend him:

“Now to me, it looked pretty heavy. To my friends, it looked heavy. So David was the only one who commented on it,” Jenelle said in a video posted to Instagram today.

“He commented on some cheerleading makeup and you guys are sending him death threats. Do you understand how wrong that is?”

Oh, the irony of a woman complaining that people are being mean to her grown-ass husband because he thought it would be smart to publicly to bully a child.

Proving once again that she hasn’t the foggiest notion of how normal people think, Jenelle went on to “defend” Eason by admitting that his main motivation for trash-talking a third grader was revenge against the girl’s mom:

“He doesn’t hate Leah, but when you go on someone’s podcast talking pure shit and when you go on Snapchat talking pure shit, people don’t forget that Leah,” she continued.

“So David decided to comment on it, he didn’t have to go onto her Instagram and comment on it, but you know what, he did and I mean whatcha gonna do about it?”

You almost have to admire the lack of self-awareness here.

Jenelle absolutely lost it when David got fired from Teen Mom 2 for spewing idiotic comments on social media, but now that he’s back at it, she’s trying to act like a nonchalant badass about the whole thing.

The question, Jenelle, is what are you gonna do about it, and this time, it’s not rhetorical.

You see, as long as you’re employed by the network and easily butthurt by fan comments, you’re far from impervious, so you might want to exercise your authority as the sole breadwinner and rein David’s ass in a little bit.

Evans concluded her video with a sarcastic apology to Leah:

“I’m so sorry if my husband got on your account and commented on your Instagram, maybe you should block him or delete him and then you won’t see his comments anymore. Problem solved.”

Does Jenelle remember that she was the one who sent cease and desist letters to her castmates because they made jokes about her on Twitter?

If not, we’ll be happy to remind her,

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just what an absurd human being Jenelle is.

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David Eason vs. Leah Messer: Teen Mom Feud Alert!

It's been two months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2, but Jenelle Evans' troubled husband is still causing problems for his former castmates.

As The Ashley's Reality Roundup points out, Eason has recently taken to criticizing Leah Messer's parenting.

It may seem strange, given his fraught relationship with his own children, but apparently, Eason has major issues with the way Leah has chosen to raise her daughters.

Fortunately, Leah isn't taking David's criticism lying down, and she's got some powerful allies in her corner.

1. David Is Dumb

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In February, Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 after launching a homophobic tirade against fans on Twitter. Unfortunately, it seems he hasn’t learned his lesson about spewing idiocy on social media.

2. A War of Words

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For reasons that defy explanation, David recently decided to criticiize Leah Messer’s parenting on Instagram. We’re guessing he’s regretting that move right about now.

3. Leah and Her Girls

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Leah recently shared this photo of herself with her oldest daughters on Instagram. Seems innocent enough, but apparently, some folks saw cause for complaint.

4. What Would Corey Do?

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David dragged Leah’s first husband, Corey Simms, into the fray by expressing his belief that Simms shouldn’t allow his daughter to wear such heavy makeup.

5. David’s Two Cents

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“I can’t believe Cory would allow her to wear that much makeup on her face,” Eason commented on the photo.

6. The Clap-Back

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Not surprisingly, fans were quick to call David out for criticizing another father. And of course, he responded to their comments in his usual over-the-top fashion.

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Jenelle Evans “Jokes” That David Eason is Black: What is WRONG with Her?!

Jenelle Evans … just … bless her heart.

She can be completely awful, of course, and she does awful things all the time, but sometimes those things are less about her character and more about her intellect.

Which is to say that sometimes she does horrible things not because she's being malicious, but because she's just kind of dumb, honestly.

Take, for instance, her tweets from earlier this week about her husband, David Eason, and how he can't be racist because he's black.

And before you ask, yes, she actually said that …

1. Honey, No

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This whole mess began when we learned that MTV was doing us a solid and airing footage from last year’s infamous balloon incident — the thing where David popped a bunch of balloons with a knife at a New Year’s Eve special they filmed.

2. Who Cares?

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Jenelle tried to play it off, like she doesn’t have any problem with the world seeing how unhinged her husband is. Which, come to think of it, is probably true.

3. Real Subtle

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This barely even makes sense, because obviously she isn’t “doing fantastic” — her husband got fired and her future with Teen Mom 2 still isn’t secure. Though we do believe that MTV is upset with her and is no longer interested in trying to give her a good edit, which is why they’re finally airing the baloon thing in the first place.

4. Sure, Jenelle

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Because everyone knows that when you’re happy and content and loving life, you tell the internet about it every single chance you get. That’s obviously how that works.

5. What

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Next — and this is just too great — someone asked her how her “racist and homophobic husband” was doing. Jenelle’s answer?

6. LMAO

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“My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao.”

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Jenelle Evans Claims David Eason is Black: Is She REALLY That Dumb?

Look, Jenelle Evans has never claimed to the sharpest tool in the shed.

We don’t watch Teen Mom 2 to see her share her infinite wisdom or her powerful insight, because those things simply don’t exist.

We watch to see her do dumb stuff and throw tantrums.

And — lucky us! — she was kind enough to show off some of that classic Jenelle lack of intellect this week on Twitter.

The whole thing started when our girl decided to make a tweet explaining just how very, very happy she is, writing “I love my family, husband, LAND, house, being outside, smelling my fresh woods everyday, and mostly LIVING LIFE.”

“You can hate it all you want but im happy and very content. Try to bring me down but I’ll lay low and stay humble.”

Because happy and content people always make public statements on social media about how happy and content they are, right?

Also, has Jenelle ever once in her career as a trashy reality star been able to “lay low and stay humble”?

This tweet itself is pretty precious, but the real magic happened when someone replied to her, asking “How’s your racist and homophobic husband?”

And you are not emotionally prepared for her answer.

“My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao,” Jenelle wrote.

Jenelle. Thinks her husband. Is black.

To be clear, she’s still married to David Eason, she didn’t up and divorce him and marry a new guy since we last checked in on her.

(Though how glorious would it be if she finally admitted to herself that good ol’ Kieffer is her real and true soulmate then ran away to marry him in a jailhouse ceremony, meth lab charges be damned?)

She’s still married to David Eason, so she’s trying to say that David Eason is black.

And not one single solitary soul could figure out what she was even trying to communicate with that.

Luckily, she responded to all the confusion by explaining that he has “less than 1%” black in him, but that he is still black.

It’s almost too painfully stupid to be entertaining, right?

Almost.

One of her followers asked if she was being serious, and she said “Yes, he has Senegal and North African in him. #FunFact.”

When no one took her word for it and congratulated her on having such a racially diverse family, she took to Instagram to share the “proof,” David’s Ancestry.com test results.

David Eason ancestry

As you can see, David does have less than 1% North African ancestry, as well as 1% Senegalese.

And as Jenelle so deftly points out, David “has African in him, I guess Ensley does too.”

Does she really think that’s how any of this works?

The African parts of David’s Ancestry results are in a category marked “low confidence regions,” meaning that he couldn’t actually have any percentage at all of that in his DNA.

And even if he did, pretty much everyone at this point has at least a small percentage of a different ethnicity in their DNA. David isn’t black because some great-great-great-great-grandparent may have been from somewhere in the world that isn’t Europe.

Also … does Jenelle realize that everyone from Africa isn’t black? Like, is she even capable of understanding that?

Finally, David’s tiny percentage of African DNA that may not even exist in him does not mean that he can’t be racist.

Come on, Jenelle. You’re … well, you’re not exactly better than this, but can you at least pretend sometimes?

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David Eason Balloon-Stabbing: Incident to Air on Teen Mom 2!

We’ve all heard of the terrifying incident in which David Eason pulled a knife and began stabbing balloons at the Teen Mom 2 Reunion.

Since then, Jenelle has tried to make excuses for his alarming behavior, like she always does.

Well, Teen Mom 2 viewers will finally get to see the footage for themselves. And Jenelle is going to be pissed.

The good folks over at The Ashley have a source that reveals that Teen Mom 2 will show David Eason’s balloon incident.

“[The show’s producers] have been planning to show David’s rampage since it happened.”

Naturally. Reality shows are fueled by drama and explosive moments.

“Normally, it would be included in the regular Reunion special.”

This was a special case, however.

“But the drama [from the Reunion taping] was just so good that they basically said, ‘We’re saving this for the show!'”

The source even dishes on exactly what viewers can look forward to seeing.

“Viewers will get to see him get tangled in the balloons and then the cameras kind of scramble to zoom in on where the commotion is coming from.”

This, as those familiar with reports of the incident know, is where David’s knife comes into play.

“And then they show David stabbing the balloons.”

As fans can imagine, the sight and sound of a large man angrily stabbing a bunch of balloons did not go unnoticed by the other stars.

So the footage will reportedly also show them freaking out.

“It shows just how weird that whole situation actually was.”

We can also expect to see Jenelle, as usual, making excuses for her husband’s deeply alarming behavior to her costars.

A while back, Leah Messer appeared on Kailyn Lowry’s podcast to talk about the infamous Balloon Massacre.

And they talked about more than just what happened after he pulled out a knife.

“I don’t even remember if [David was mad] because they were not serving any more alcohol.”

Fans may remember that David Eason griped about there not being any beer.

“But we were there for work!”

If you’re not sure how much is appropriate to drink at a work function, just ask someone. Or don’t drink at all!

“I mean, you can have a few drinks socially but, it’s not that appropriate.”

Kail and Leah then agree that they would not allow their children near David Eason. Which shouldn’t be too difficult, since Eason has been fired.

The Ashley‘s source goes on to to describe what else we can look forward to seeing.

“They show security searching him the next day at the studio because of the knife incident the night before.”

Added security makes sense when you’re dealing with someone who clearly loves weapons.

The source says that this should solidify the incident in the minds of fans and viewers.

“It really happened, and everyone saw it so there’s no denying it happened.”

And the source points out that the footage is really fair game.

“If someone does something on-set, in front of cameras, they can’t really get upset if it ends up on the show.”

That makes sense. That’s how reality television works.

The source also reveals that apparently producers have not tipped off Jenelle that the footage will air.

And it sounds like they don’t plan on pulling the footage, even if Jenelle pitches a fit. Again.

Jenelle always seems eager to bend over backwards to explain away David’s abhorrent behavior and to defend him, even though he appears to be the worst man she’s ever been with.

(Which is almost impressive, considering his competition for that title)

After fans and viewers and Jenelle herself all see what the camera will reveal about David Eason, will it become harder for her to lie to fans — and herself — about the man she’s married?

Or will MTV change its mind before the episode airs, and bury the footage?

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