Kourtney Kardashian Eats Foccacia, Klaps Back at Mommy-Shamer

Based on a couple of clips we’ve seen to far from Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15, Kourtney Kardashian will be fighting mad when this reality series returns in August.

Here. See what we mean below:

But while Kourtney may get angry at her sisters on air later this summer, the long-time E! personality looks pretty darn relaxed at the moment, having shared a handful of photos from her ongoing vacation in Italy.

On Sunday, Kourtney shared a photo of herself on a yacht in Portofino with the caption, “just finished my daily basket of focaccia…hbu?”

To the average Internet user, this picture is both hilarious and beautiful.

It’s hilarious for two reasons: First, Kardashian apparently eats one basket of focaccia per day; second, she’s asking whether her followers have also done so themselves yet, as if this is a regular hobby.

It’s beautiful because…. ummm… just take a look at Kardashian’s ridiculous body in this image:

To the average Internet troll,however, this picture was a cause to lash out at Kourtney and question her qualifications for motherhood.

In a response to the snapshot, one idiot went ahead and actually commented,:

“Where are your kids?”

To which Kourtney replied:

“My son was taking the photo, and the other two were sitting a table across from me. Thank you so much for your concern.”

We’re gonna go out on a limb and assume that last sentence was written with sarcasm. Extreme sarcasm.

Kourtney Kardashian clapback

Kourtney, of course, shares children Mason Disick, Penelope Disick and Reign Disick with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick.

She arrived in Italy with boyfriend Younes Bendjima in late June and has been sharing many pictures from the trip on social media ever since.

It’s pretty clear everyone is having a grand time abroad, as evidenced by this totally adorable image of Kourtney and daughter Penelope.

How precious, right?!?

Kourtney and Bendjima seemed like a random fling back when the two first got together.

But they are reportedly still having hot cougar sex every chance they get and appear to be going stronger than ever before.

For some very strange reason, Maxim recently left Kourtney off its Hot Women list, which should perhaps be prosecuted as an actual crime.

We present the pictures above as evidence.

And for those who want to look like Kardashian, apparently the secret is now out:

Eat a basket of foccacia every day. There you have it!


Kim Kardashian Eats Noodles Naked, Twitter Loses Its Mind

If there were an Oscar for Achievement in the Field of Creative Nudity, Kim Kardashian would win it every year.

You see, Kim is naked a lot, but she almost never serves up the same type of nudity twice.

Take the latest addition to her body of work, which we call Noodles in the Nude:

Yes, that’s Kim eating what appears to be some sort of udon dish while topless.

Obviously, this is very dangerous, as hot liquids and nipples are a bad combination.

But Kim is happy to do it for the ‘Gram, as the kids say, and for that, we thank her.

As usual, the comments on Kim’s latest nude are a mixed bag.

Most people were just duly appreciative of some unexpected boobs, but for some reason, mom-shaming Kim Kardashian is one of the internet’s favorite activities.

“Like no, put on some clothes, like at this age with how ever many kids you have and you doing this, isn’t working for you,” commented one user who seems like a lot of fun at parties.

“You should be embarrassed to show your body as much as you do with your ridiculous wigs,” wrote another Mom of the Year candidate.

“Your a very poor role model for your children. I watch your photos as you post them for many years but never say anything. Somewhere you really need to stop.”

You’d think before criticizing the parenting of a person you’ve never met, you’d edit the living hell out of your comment to make sure your grammar was 100 percent on point.

But apparently, Kim’s haters don’t have time to distinguish between “your” and “you’re.”

Anyway, Kim is obviously fully aware of the fact that living well is the best revenge.

Rather than take the time to respond to the trash-talkers, she simply continues having an amazing life and looking impossibly good while naked.

It’s a wonderful method of coping with douche-baggery that’s unfortunately not available to everyone.

Some of us still have to handle things the old-fashioned way.

By which we mean crying, deleting our account, and then quietly reactivating it like three hours later.


Tina Fey Slams Donald Trump on Weekend Update, Eats Cake

Tina Fey made a triumphant, hilarious, emotional and delicious return to Weekend Update on Thursday night.

The former co-anchor of this Saturday Night Live segment appeared opposite Colin Jost and Michael Che to discuss Donald Trump, the events in Charlottesville last weekend and the President's subsequent reaction.

It should be noted that Fey graduated from the University of Virigina, where a rally organized by White Supremacists took place a week ago.

"It broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville," Fey said to open her speech, prior to calling out President Trump for his refusal to condemn the violence committed by neo-Nazis at the demonstration.

"[Trump] comes out and he says that he condemns violence on many sides, and I’m feeling sick because I’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and I wasn’t confused by it.

"Nazis are always bad. I don’t care what you say."

Somehow, even in 2017, this is a statement that many people have had to say in response to the President NOT saying anything like it.

Fey then offered advice to those trying to make a difference… and/or simply trying to keep safe.

"I know a lot of us are feeling anxious and asking ourselves, 'What can I do?'

"So I would urge people this Saturday, instead of participating in these screaming matches and potential violence, find a local business that you support – maybe a Jewish-run bakery, or an African-American-run bakery.

"Order a cake with the American flag on it like this one and just eat it."

And with that, yes: you better believe Fey tore into a giant sheet cake.

"The next time you see a bunch of white guys in polo shirts screaming about taking our country back – and you wanna scream, 'It's not our country. We stole it from the Native Americans," she explained, adding:

"And when they have a peaceful protest at Standing Rock we shoot at them with rubber bullets, but we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons.'

"And while you wanna yell that, don't yell it at the Klan, Colin. Yell it into the cake."

Watch the full segment below:

Tina fey slams donald trump on weekend update eats a lot of cake