Kim Kardashian Eats Noodles Naked, Twitter Loses Its Mind

If there were an Oscar for Achievement in the Field of Creative Nudity, Kim Kardashian would win it every year.

You see, Kim is naked a lot, but she almost never serves up the same type of nudity twice.

Take the latest addition to her body of work, which we call Noodles in the Nude:

Yes, that’s Kim eating what appears to be some sort of udon dish while topless.

Obviously, this is very dangerous, as hot liquids and nipples are a bad combination.

But Kim is happy to do it for the ‘Gram, as the kids say, and for that, we thank her.

As usual, the comments on Kim’s latest nude are a mixed bag.

Most people were just duly appreciative of some unexpected boobs, but for some reason, mom-shaming Kim Kardashian is one of the internet’s favorite activities.

“Like no, put on some clothes, like at this age with how ever many kids you have and you doing this, isn’t working for you,” commented one user who seems like a lot of fun at parties.

“You should be embarrassed to show your body as much as you do with your ridiculous wigs,” wrote another Mom of the Year candidate.

“Your a very poor role model for your children. I watch your photos as you post them for many years but never say anything. Somewhere you really need to stop.”

You’d think before criticizing the parenting of a person you’ve never met, you’d edit the living hell out of your comment to make sure your grammar was 100 percent on point.

But apparently, Kim’s haters don’t have time to distinguish between “your” and “you’re.”

Anyway, Kim is obviously fully aware of the fact that living well is the best revenge.

Rather than take the time to respond to the trash-talkers, she simply continues having an amazing life and looking impossibly good while naked.

It’s a wonderful method of coping with douche-baggery that’s unfortunately not available to everyone.

Some of us still have to handle things the old-fashioned way.

By which we mean crying, deleting our account, and then quietly reactivating it like three hours later.


Tina Fey Slams Donald Trump on Weekend Update, Eats Cake

Tina Fey made a triumphant, hilarious, emotional and delicious return to Weekend Update on Thursday night.

The former co-anchor of this Saturday Night Live segment appeared opposite Colin Jost and Michael Che to discuss Donald Trump, the events in Charlottesville last weekend and the President's subsequent reaction.

It should be noted that Fey graduated from the University of Virigina, where a rally organized by White Supremacists took place a week ago.

"It broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville," Fey said to open her speech, prior to calling out President Trump for his refusal to condemn the violence committed by neo-Nazis at the demonstration.

"[Trump] comes out and he says that he condemns violence on many sides, and I’m feeling sick because I’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and I wasn’t confused by it.

"Nazis are always bad. I don’t care what you say."

Somehow, even in 2017, this is a statement that many people have had to say in response to the President NOT saying anything like it.

Fey then offered advice to those trying to make a difference… and/or simply trying to keep safe.

"I know a lot of us are feeling anxious and asking ourselves, 'What can I do?'

"So I would urge people this Saturday, instead of participating in these screaming matches and potential violence, find a local business that you support – maybe a Jewish-run bakery, or an African-American-run bakery.

"Order a cake with the American flag on it like this one and just eat it."

And with that, yes: you better believe Fey tore into a giant sheet cake.

"The next time you see a bunch of white guys in polo shirts screaming about taking our country back – and you wanna scream, 'It's not our country. We stole it from the Native Americans," she explained, adding:

"And when they have a peaceful protest at Standing Rock we shoot at them with rubber bullets, but we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons.'

"And while you wanna yell that, don't yell it at the Klan, Colin. Yell it into the cake."

Watch the full segment below:

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Kylie Jenner Goes Braless, Eats Pomegranate Seeds: Watch!

One a scale from Kylie Jenner's pomegranate seeds to Bella Thorne's burger, how healthy is your 19-year-old celebrity food photoshoot?

Actually, we kid. In part because there's no need to pit these two teens against each other.

But in part because Kylie's series of braless Snapchat videos seem more like humorous outtakes, as you can see in the video below.

But we should maybe clarify that when we say braless, we mean braless.

Kylie's boobs can barely be contained in the best of circumstances.

And this brown dress seems design to flash cleavage and to move and shimmer as her body shakes.

(Which you can see plenty of in the video, when she keeps cracking up with laughter)

But it doesn't seem to do anything to reign in her prodigious bust.

And it doesn't exactly leave a lot to the imagination when her butt moves, either.

Kylie's famously curvy butt puts others to shame. Nice try, Kendall.

Now, usually when celebrities do product placement over Instagram …

… And let's not pretend that we don't all know what this is. …

… They show the label on the packages.

Just like how you watch a movie and, like, two superheroes end up reducing the storefront of a Subway to rubble, but between a glimpse at the ingredients and a glimpse of the logo, you're suddenly craving a footlong.

Well, it may be that, because of Kylie's status or whatever, she doesn't have to show the labels.

Plus, if this is a paid placement, does POM really need to advertise?

Like, I've never in my life eaten pomegranate seeds that weren't either from a little POM container or directly, manually extracted from a pomegranate with my own juice-stained fingers.

Oh gosh, I'm doing Kylie's job for her, aren't I?


We do have to admit that it's possible that Kylie just really loves pomegranate seeds.

She's said in the past that she eats them multiple times per day.

They're supposed to be super good for you in a number of ways, though we're always leery of any of the promises of "superfoods."

Sometimes celebrities really just love food enough to share it.

Remember Iskra Lawrence's favorite way to eat avocados?

But Kylie could also be, if not in so many words, asking for more free packages of pomegranate, or money to promote a specific brand.

Now that Kim's moving in on the makeup business, a girl's got to make a living.

Pomegranates generally bring three things to mind:

-Persephone eating pomegranate seeds in the underworld

-what a pain it is to pick the delicious seeds out of the fruit itself

-pomegranate vodka, or just drinks that combine pomegranate drinks with vodka

I mention that last one because Kylie will be 21 in 14 months.

Can you imagine what kinds of product endorsements she could do, on social media and otherwise, when she's of drinking age?

Any liquor companies that sell pomegranate flavored drinks should start negotiating for that right now.

You only need to watch this video compilation to understand why:

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