So, you still think Canadians are all gentle and nice and well-mannered, do you?!?
Just in case Justin Bieber didn't shatter this notion many times in the past, the female Tim Hortons patron featured in the following video is pretty much guaranteed to do so.
Before getting to the footage, however, we should probably warn you:
It's very gross and extremely graphic in nature.
And speaking of nature, this is exactly what called when it came to a woman getting angry at an employee at her local Tim Hortons on Monday evening.
The restaurant in question is located in Langley, British Columbia and the incident that will make you lose your lunch took place around 6:15 p.m.
Thanks to a surveillance camera, we can plainly see that this customer is yelling at some poor dude behind the counter for some unknown reason.
Apparently fed up with whatever he was doing or saying (or not doing or not saying), the woman proceeded to do what any non-rational person would do:
She dropped her pants. She squatted against a wall. And she pooped.
Right there on the restaurant floor.
After the excrement left her butt, the woman picked it up and hurled it at the employee with whom she was having her dispute.
She then wiped her rear end with some napkins… and hurled those at the employee as well!
A few observations are worth noting here:
1. What if the woman did not have to go number-two at the exact time? What other way would she have shown her extreme displeasure?
2. Gotta love that she took the time to grab some napkins before taking her dump. I'm so livid that I'm gonna drop one directly on the floor and then use my bare hand to pick it up and throw it… but it would be gross if I didn't wipe afterward!
3. She actually goes back to get a second set of napkins (which she also throws, of course), meaning this was probably a pretty messy endeavor.
4. Don't the other customers in this video look oddly relaxed throughout the ordeal?
We'd never judge anyone going through such a trauma.
We just think we'd react in a bit more of stunned horror if a stranger took a crap in a public place while we were trying to enjoy an italino grilled bagel sandwich or something.
Sources say the woman was arrested for her shitty act in the restaurant parking lot, although police are still trying to determine what charges to press against her.
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say… public indeceny?
Watch the nausea-inducing video below. (You know you sort of want to and now you definitely have to, right?)