School Employee Admits to Losing Her Virginity to 15-Year-Old Student

This is yet another story of a school employee having sex with a minor.

A former middle school employee was arrested after she confessed to police.

The woman claims that she “fell in love” with her underage victim … and that she lost her virginity to him.

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Hannah Siboyeh is a former employee of Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District.

In July of 2017, she was 23 when she began an elleged sexual relationship with an underage student.

The student has not been identified, of course, as he is both a minor and the victim.

But it sounds like the former Labay Middle School student was 15 at the time.

According to court documents, Siboyeh has acknowledged that what she did was the result of “one mistake after another.”

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Authorities learned about this on April 5th, 2018, after another student came forward to an assistant principal.

They had apparently been at the student’s home and they noticed that Siboyeh was allegedly in bed with the student.

Court documents state that the student reported the two “lying in bed together and that weird noises would be coming from the room.”

That is, emphatically, not appropriate for any adult and minor. Good for that student for recognizing that and having the bravery to come forward.

When investigators spoke to witnesses, they confirmed that the boy and Siboyeh were engaged in a “boyfriend girlfriend” type relationship.

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Court documents say that Siboyeh didn’t exactly hold out under interrogation.

When confrontated by law enforcement at the middle school, she is said to have “started crying and stated that she lost her virginity to” the victim.

“She admitted that she loved [the teen] with all of her heart,” the documents read.

“She described the relationship as one mistake after another,” the documents say. “And admitted that it was her fault because she was the grownup and was older.”

Not that it makes anything else okay, but it’s good that she is at least not blaming the minor. It is always the adult’s responsibility.

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Siboyeh posted the $ 10,000 bond on Friday and was able to go free.

She is of course instructed to avoid any contact with her victim or his family.

Additionally, she is to avoid going within 200 feet of any sort of school or child care center, and she is also to give that clearance to the boy’s home.

She has been instructed to avoid contact with anyone under the age of 17.

A little less intuitively, she has been forbidden from accessing the internet. Presumably so that she does not contact her vicitm … or any new ones.


Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!!

It's been six months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the mother of one is still generating enough drama to support a dozen reality shows.

TMZ is reporting today that Farrah was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel for attacking an employee.

According to a police report, Farrah was taken into custody on battery and trespassing charges late Tuesday night and is now being held on $ 500 bail.

Obviously, the situation has raised a lot of questions:

What might have set Farrah off?

How hammered was she?

Why won't anyone pay her measly-ass bail?

We set out to solve these mysteries and more while Farrah attempts to explain to her cellmate how famous she is:

1. You Can’t Take Her Anywhere

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On Tuesday night, Farrah was at the ultra-swanky Beverly Hills Hotel when she got into an argument with a male staffer, whom she allegedly struck.

2. The Trigger

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Currently, no one knows what set Farrah off exactly, but according to sources — and you may want to sit down for this — alcohol was definitely a factor in the incident.

3. Playing the Celeb Card

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Police were called, and onlookers say Farrah shouted at the arresting officers and repeated the phrase, “You should know who I am!”

4. "Don’t You Know Who I Am?"

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Good rule of thumb with that question: If you have to ask, the answer is no.

5. Cuban Sandwich

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Before her arrest, Farrah posted this photo of herself and famed business tycoon Mark Cuban. “Entrepreneur’s workin even at the pool,” she captioned the pic.

6. What Went Wrong?

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So Farrah was all smiles as she hobnobbed with the rich and famous just hours before her meltdown. What happened in the meantime that caused her to lose her cool? Well, we have a few theories …

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Angry Tim Hortons Patron Poops on Floor, Hurls Feces at Employee

So, you still think Canadians are all gentle and nice and well-mannered, do you?!?

Just in case Justin Bieber didn't shatter this notion many times in the past, the female Tim Hortons patron featured in the following video is pretty much guaranteed to do so.

Before getting to the footage, however, we should probably warn you:

It's very gross and extremely graphic in nature.

And speaking of nature, this is exactly what called when it came to a woman getting angry at an employee at her local Tim Hortons on Monday evening.

The restaurant in question is located in Langley, British Columbia and the incident that will make you lose your lunch took place around 6:15 p.m.

Thanks to a surveillance camera, we can plainly see that this customer is yelling at some poor dude behind the counter for some unknown reason.

Apparently fed up with whatever he was doing or saying (or not doing or not saying), the woman proceeded to do what any non-rational person would do:

She dropped her pants. She squatted against a wall. And she pooped.

Right there on the restaurant floor.

After the excrement left her butt, the woman picked it up and hurled it at the employee with whom she was having her dispute.

She then wiped her rear end with some napkins… and hurled those at the employee as well!

A few observations are worth noting here:

1. What if the woman did not have to go number-two at the exact time? What other way would she have shown her extreme displeasure?

2. Gotta love that she took the time to grab some napkins before taking her dump. I'm so livid that I'm gonna drop one directly on the floor and then use my bare hand to pick it up and throw it… but it would be gross if I didn't wipe afterward!

3. She actually goes back to get a second set of napkins (which she also throws, of course), meaning this was probably a pretty messy endeavor.

4. Don't the other customers in this video look oddly relaxed throughout the ordeal? 

We'd never judge anyone going through such a trauma.

We just think we'd react in a bit more of stunned horror if a stranger took a crap in a public place while we were trying to enjoy an italino grilled bagel sandwich or something. 

Sources say the woman was arrested for her shitty act in the restaurant parking lot, although police are still trying to determine what charges to press against her.

We're gonna go out on a limb here and say… public indeceny?

Watch the nausea-inducing video below. (You know you sort of want to and now you definitely have to, right?)

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Jesse Watters Accused of Affair with Much Younger Fox News Employee

Forgive the most obvious pun of all-time, but Fox News anchor Jesse Watters is in some… muddy waters.

The host of Watters World is in the middle of a legal split from his wife Noelle, after the latter filed for divorce in October.

This filing isn’t news.

But what is making news all over the Internet today is the allegation that the filing was triggered by Watters having an affair with a 25-year old Fox News associate producer.

Watters is 39 years old.

He has twin girls with his soon-to-be-ex-wife.

Insiders tell The New York Daily News said that Watters told the network of his adulterous relationship with Emma DiGiovine shortly after Noelle submitted the aforementioned divorce papers.

As a result of this affair, DiGiovine was transferred from Watters’ program to The Ingraham Angle.

Watters is a close confidant of President Donald Trump.

He just dined with the Commander-in-Chief last week and is considered by most folks in media to be modeling himself after Sean Hannity.

(You may take that statement however you would like.)

DiGiovine and Watters are still dating, sources tell The Daily News, while a Fox News spokesperson says the following:

Within 24 hours of Jesse Watters voluntarily reporting to the Chief of Human Resources in November 2017 that he was in a consensual relationship with a woman on his staff, management met with both parties and a decision was made for the woman to be transferred to work on another program on the network where she currently remains.

This is a photo of Emma DiGiovine:

Watters and his alleged mistress did little to hide their romance, according to this report.

They often shared photos of each other on social media, including snapshots from a vacation to the Caribbean.

Lawyers for both Noelle and Jesse Watters did not comment when contacted by the newspaper that published this story.

Watters and his wife, meanwhile, got married in 2009 and welcomed their kids in 2011.

While this relationship is clearly consensual, social media users are abuzz over it being yet another example of a Fox News higher-up wading into troubling waters with women.

Bill O’Reilly, once the most-watched host on cable television, parted ways with the network last year amidst reports that he paid millions of dollars to victims of his sexual harassment in exchange for their silence.

In 2016, Fox News CEO Roger Ailes resigned his position after numerous underlings accused him of acting very inappropriately in their presence in very many occasions.

Ailes passed away about 10 months later.