Gwyneth Paltrow & Brad Falchuk: Confirm Their Engagement in Goop!

Gwyneth Paltrow's latest issue of Goop has something new — and no, it's not yet another suggestion that readers stuff rocks up their vaginas for better sex.

Well, that might be in there too, for all we know. But the big story, as you'll see in the video below, is …

Gwyneth Patlrow and Brad Falchuk confirm are confirming their engagement!

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Back in November, we told you that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged.

Gwyneth Paltrow is, of course, a legendary actress who's also more than dabbled in … what's a nice word for quackery? Let's go with "self-help" and "wellness," through her Goop magazine.

Brad Falchuk is an unnecessarily handsome writer who's been a fellow creative and even co-creator on a number of Ryan Murphy projects, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story.

Their cozy romance has warmed even our cold hearts a time or two, including when Gwyneth and Brad showed off an actually good Halloween costume.

Couples costumes can say a lot about the couple themselves.

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When we reported that the couple was engaged, that was a little over a month ago and it was based upon, well, other reports.

They hadn't made an official announcement.

Now, though, Gwyneth and Brad have come forward with an official announcement: they're engaged.

They made their announcement in the newest issue of Goop, because of course they did.

Good Morning America reported the couple's statement.

"We feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives, when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship."

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That statement is almost normal for Gwyneth.

Compared to her "conscious uncoupling" from ex, Chris Martin, it sounds like what a non-bonkers person would say in their announcement.

(Though we wonder if there's some sort of special, weird, New Age significance to "juncture in our lives" and "building blocks" but … let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt)

As a public figure, Gwyneth is often disliked by people who are tired of her Goop.

(She thinks people only dislike her because she's a woman, but misogyny is, for once, not the primary source of ire)

But she must be very likable in person, because Brad Falchuk's clearly fallen for her.

(No, we don't just think that he's there for the great, Goop-approved anal sex)

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Gwyneth and Brad reportedly discussed the possibility of engagement for at least a year before they decided to actually take that step.

It's so good that they decided to wait. A lot of people fall in love and think that it's forever, and rush into a doomed marriage.

But Gwyneth and Brad have both been in very lengthy relationships — and even marriages — before.

This isn't their first rodeo, so they considered things carefully.

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And, as Good Morning America reveals, deciding that they should consciously couple was about one thing in particular.

.. Where to go out to dinner?

Well, more accurately, about what sort of things they can see themselves arguing about when they're 90.

Which they imagine will still be about where to go out for dinner.

We hope that things go well for them. Sometimes, what's a playful argument during your first few years of a relationship can grow old and bitter when you're decades older.

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Matt Roloff Shares Mysterious Video, Prompts Engagement Speculation

Matt Roloff has shared a new video on Instagram that reveals absolutely nothing…

… and yet possibly everything at the same time.

In the footage, which we’ve posted below, the Little People, Big World patriarch is behind the wheel of his car.

He pans over to a house (for some reason) and then over to the passenger seat, where long-time girlfriend Caryn Chandler is just hanging out and smiling.

Roloff remarks that he can’t film his Instagram Story while he’s driving and, well, that’s it.

Like we said, it reveals absolutely nothing, right?

Or did Matt intend on giving his followers a look at the home he and Chandler have purchased together, but was simply unable to do so at that moment?

Before (over) analyzing the video in question, take a look at it here:

Roloff has been dating Chandler for about a year now.

The romance is not without its complications and controversies, however, considering Chandler got to know Matt by working as the manager at his family’s farm.

Yes, the same farm ex-wife Amy also owns.

Caryn and Amy weren’t best friends or anything, but they certainly knew each other fairly well when the former started to date Matt.

As a result, many TLC viewers continue to give Matt a hard time for this relationship, putting the reality star on blast any time he shares a photo with Chandler.

They understand the two are dating; they just don’t think Roloff ought to be flaunting it on social media or in public.

For the record, meanwhile, here’s a photo of Chandler, taken from the video above.

It didn’t help quiet matters when Chandler allegedly snubbed Amy back in October.

According to a bombshell report, Caryn organized a big birthday party for Matt and invited all of his loved ones… except for Amy.

Some might say this is perfectly normal (Why would a girlfriend invite her lover’s ex-wife to a party she’s hosting?), but others might argue that the invitation would have been a nice gesture.

It’s not as though Amy and Matt don’t talk often, after all.

And Amy likely would have turned it down anyway.

Moreover, the party was held at the farm. And Amy was at the farm on the day of the party!

“It definitely felt like she was being usurped at her own farm by Matt’s new girlfriend,” a source told Radar Online.

The thing is, Amy has a boyfriend of her own.

She seems VERY happy with Chris Marek and does not need your pity.

So you can go ahead and speculate on Matt’s relationship status. You can wonder about the meaning of this attempt at an Instagram Story.

Just know one thing for sure:

Amy isn’t doing that. She has happily moved on.


Paris Hilton’s Engagement Ring Worth $2 Million, Chris Zylka Ordered It in Summer

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