Selena Gomez to Hailey Baldwin: Enjoy My Sloppy Seconds!

Selena Gomez knows a thing or two dozen about getting back together with Justin Bieber.

So, with the latter singer very clearly having reunited recently with ex-girlfriend Hailey Baldwin, what does his other ex-girlfriend have to say about this development?

LOL! Good luck with that, Hailey, basically sums it up.

Gomez, of course, jumped into bed once again with Bieber late last year, shortly after her split from The Weeknd and also shortly after she underwent a kidney transplant.

Sources claimed at the time that it took this sort of life-altering procedure for Bieber to realize how much he truly loved Selena and to realize that he couldn’t live without her.

The Internet thought that maybe this reconciliation would be the final one and the stars truly would end up together.

Instead, they broke up after just a few months.

Most insiders agree that it was actually Selena who ended the latest version of this romance, as she clashed with loved ones over Justin’s influence on her and, we guess, at last concluded that the artist just wasn’t worth her time.

She could do a lot better.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago and rumors that Bieber was dating Baldwin, with whom he had enjoyed a fling back in 2016.

The model and the singer were spotted making out in public this past weekend during a visit to New York City, prompting many to wonder how Selena must be feeling at the moment.

And Radar Online claims to have the answer:

She’s feeling just dandy, thanks for asking!

“Hailey must recognize now that she will always be Justin’s second choice,” Radar quotes a friend of Selena’s as saying, adding:

“Selena doesn’t care what Justin does with his love life anymore.

“In the end, Justin turned out to be exactly the same person he [always was], a selfish and immature kid who only cares about himself.”

Wow, well… okay then!

Bieber may not be touching her bush any longer, but Gomez apparently isn’t interested in beating around any bushes, either, when it comes to her take on her ex.

Don’t get this report wrong, though.

It’s not as if Gomez is sitting back and refreshing her social media feed every two seconds for an update on Justin and Hailey. She has moved on.

“Selena is relaxing on vacation in Italy with a hot European hunk,” this insider actually tells Radar, concluding:

“Justin is the farthest thing from her mind right now and she is just glad that she decided to leave him when she did.”

Amen, sister!

You deserve SO much better than Justin Bieber and we’re confident you will someday find it.

Just keep doing you, girl. Oh, and keep doing whichever hot Italian hunks you please as well. Well earned.


Wendy Williams to Kylie Jenner: Enjoy Your Ugly Baby!

Wendy Williams came out this morning and basically said Kylie Jenner is about to give birth to an ugly child.

As part of her daily Hot Topics segment, the irritating talk show set her mean sights on the 20-year old reality star, slamming her appearance… her impending child… AND her baby daddy.

Indeed, it was the rude trifecta!

“She’s only 20,” Williams said of Jenner, prior to getting up on her undeserved pedestal and adding:

“Her 20 is more like 35, because she’s grown up on TV in front of us… plus she’s got the mid crisis makeover already.”

This, of course, is an allusion to the many rumors that Kylie has undergone plastic surgery.

Such rumors have never been verified, although Kylie did admit back in the day that she does use lip filters and that her best known body part isn’t exactly all natural.

Why is this relevant right now?

Why does Williams feel a need to slam Kylie’s appearance?

It’s just how she always rolls. She’s a pretty awful person.

From there, meanwhile, Williams actually attacked Jenner’s unborn child.

More or less.

“Let me tell you something, you can do whatever you want to yourself, but the baby is still going to look like the old you,” Williams said, as the audience gasped.

Seriously, Wendy?!?

Did you seriously just warn a mother-to-be that her impending son or daughter will look like the less attractive version of herself?

You really do suck.

Just yesterday, Williams called out Oprah for being fat and Carrie Underwood for being a liar.

And she wasn’t done this time with the Kylie pregnancy situation.

After saying mean stuff about Kylie and her kid, Wendy moved on to Jenner’s baby daddy.

Without any evidence to back up her claim, Williams said that Travis Scott doesn’t want to be any kind of active father to his baby.

“I don’t think Travis wants to be involved with her anymore, he’s doing his rock star thing, he’s got money,” Williams said, concluding:

“He’s probably like, ‘You’re pregnant, figure it out. I’ll pay child support from afar.'”

Williams may definitely be correct.

Scott doesn’t sound like someone psyched to be a dad.

But what the heck, woman?!?

Why are you obsessed with wildly speculating on the very private lives of others?!?

Kylie, of course, has not come out and said a word about her pregnancy.

She’s clearly in hiding, perhaps because she’s ashamed of her belly bump and perhaps because she’s ashamed of the pregnancy itself.

We don’t know.

But that’s the thing: we aren’t about to randomly guess, either!

We’ll just wish her the best and hope she has a healthy baby and then move on with our day.


O.J. Simpson Slams Caitlyn Jenner: Enjoy Life As an Old Lady!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, O.J. Simpson was released from prison last month after serving nine years on robbery charges.

Needless to say, some folks were less than thriled with the thought of living in a world in which the Juice is on the loose.

Obviously, there are the families of O.J.’s alleged murder victims, and the Brown and Goldman families are probably more than a little about reports that Simpson tried to hire a hitman and have them killed during his time behind bars.

But O.J. burned a lot of bridges during his first stint as a free man, so the Browns and Goldmans aren’t alone in their antipathy toward the former football great.

The members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, for example, are no big fans of number 32.

Kris Jenner’s husband, Robert Kardashian, was a close friend of Simpson’s and the late attorney played an instrumental role in assembling the defense team for his double murder trial.

Both Kris and former husband Caitlyn Jenner have been vocally critical of O.J., and there have been reports that Kris and Caitlyn are afraid for their lives in the wake of Simpson’s release.

TMZ caugh up with Simpson in Las Vegas last night, and the topic of Caitlyn came up during a brief conversation.

O.J. attempted to keep the conversation lighthearted, but we’re guessing Jenner won’t be thrilled with what he had to say.

“I don’t know Caitlyn,” Simpson told the paparazzo.

“I’ve never met Caitlyn, as far as Bruce is concerned, I really didn’t know him that well.”

The reason to question the veracity of that remark, as O.J. vacationed with the Jenners in the late ’80s, but it’s what Simpson said next that’s really sparking controversy.

“If he wants to choose to live his life out as an old lady, instead of an old man, hey, women live longer,” Simpson joked.

“He may be on to something.”

A groaner, to be sure, but it could’ve been far worse.

After all, this is O.J. we’re talking about.

If you survive your encounter with him, then it could’ve been far worse.


Ariel Winter Flashes Major Underboob, So Enjoy That

Ariel Winter has stunned in crop tops and she’s rocked some daisy dukes and not much else.

And she’s never been a stranger to bikini pics, of course. That doesn’t mean that it gets old.

This time, she’s celebrating her first day back filming Modern Family by showing some serious skin. We have to imagine that she’s not wearing that outfit on the show. …

A crop top can be wonderful, because it flashes your midsection.

Whether that means hard abs or a soft tummy, it’s usually a good look.

(Some people won’t be into it — they might be into legs or have a foot fetish or whatever, but it’s still a good move)

Ariel’s looked great in crop tops before, but usually they don’t expose skin that’s up quite this high.

Because not only does her top reveal that she’s for sure not wearing a bra …

(We’ve seen her go braless before, though, like in that video where she’s twerking on her dog)

… It comes up high enough that you get the feeling that an inch less of fabric would have gotten this banned from Instagram.

And heavens forbid that Ariel Winter might stretch or yawn or give someone a high five.

(To say nothing of jumping jacks, which are out of the question)

We can’t imagine wearing an outfit so skimpy, not because there’s anything wrong with it — which there isn’t.

But because you’d be constantly worrying about a nip slip, right?

Like, even the act of opening a door or walking too quickly might make you nervous.

She looks great, though.

Ariel Winter just celebrated nine months of dating with her boyfriend, Levi Meaden.

They got to meet a giraffe named Stanley on their celebratory date, which sounds like a potential third wheel but, you know, whatever.

Ariel was wearing a crop top then, too, though one that let her stretch her arms up into the air without freeing her nip-nops from their textile prisons.

(Thus the giraffe-petting, as giraffes are not short animals)

Every photo of Ariel Winter serves to remind the world of just how lucky Levi Meaden is, you know?

Ariel Winter’s lucky to have him, too.

But … he doesn’t take nearly so many risque pics.

(A lot of people would say that he should, though — you know, for equality and all that)

Crop tops can be a great way to beat the heat.

Summer weather can be brutal.

As the burning hate orb in the sky wages its war against comfort and power bills, how you dress can have a huge impact on whether or not the heat makes you want to die.

Bras, thick clothes, dark clothes, and anything that covers more rather than less of your flesh prison are going to trap your body’s heat and help the sunlight and warm air exacerbate the situation.

Thin clothes, crop tops, short shorts — or, better yet, thin and flowy skirts, sleeveles tops, and open-toed sandals can give you some much needed relief if you have to venture outside.

(And if you’re not up for wearing skirts because of gender roles, you can always wear a kilt!)

Ariel Winter clearly knows how to stay comfortable and sexy at the same time.

Though it seems clear that her favorite way to stay cool outside is to take a dip in the water wearing one of her many, many bikinis.