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The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 6 Recap: Rumors

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 6 confirmed what we all expected:

Shannon Beador’s relationship with her delusional ex-husband, David is in tatters. 

The 53-year-old revealed that David thought she was doing everything in her power to try and turn the tide against him in the courtroom. 

“David’s shown quite a bit of anger towards me,” she said after saying that David thought she was using the abusive texts he sent her as leverage. 

The evidence is evidence. However, it may appear, so we can’t even begin to imagine why the loser thought Shannon would not use them. 

On the way to court during Monday’s episode, Shannon was so scared to face him that she ran a red light while on the phone to her mother about what was going to happen at the court. 

Shannon has been open up about David’s abuse and kept all of the details in the court filings, but this further scared her. 

“I feel like I’m walking into the unknown,” she said after saying she worried about how it “might set him off.”

She then met up with her lawyer Ben and continued to worry about what could happen. 

“I don’t know what David I’m going to see today,” she said. 

“My wish is that a weight is going to be lifted off my shoulders after this court date. My reality is telling me, nah, it’s just gonna make things worse,” she admitted, adding: “He’s not going to be happy no matter what decision is made.”

Things went Shannon’s way in the courtroom, and she called Tamra Judge to let her know her thoughts on it after admitting she was “shaken up, emotional, and just very uneasy.”

That would certainly make one think it did not go her way, but it really did. 

“I don’t even have any words for it,’ she said through tears. “‘The judge ordered him to pay me a lot of money every month — $ 30,000-a-month.”

However, we quickly learned why Shannon was so shaken up. 

“We went out in the hallway, and David came around the corner where I was talking to Ben, and he just went off on Ben and me.”

“And Ben had to scream for the bailiff. He was so livid. He came around the corner and said, ‘You f*****g happy Ben?’”

It certainly sounds like an awkward encounter, to say the least, but Shannon opted to throw her devious ex a bone. 

She said that she agreed to lower the $ 30,000 pay down to $ 22,500 “because that’s what I need at this point.”

“So we went back into the courtroom, and he was shaking with anger. If anything, I was fair in cutting down the order. I just want him out of my life,” she continued. 

It’s great that Shannon has her friends at her side, but we learned early into the episode that the texts could be the thing that saved her case. 

She said they were so bad “I guarantee you I will never have to talk to him again.”

“‘F**k you, you f*****g b***h,” and “You f*****g disgust me, you fat a**. Get off your f*****g lazy fat a**. Did you get out of bed today, you f***ing b***h'” she said of the torrent of abuse. 

“That’s what I get, all the time,” she said with a sad look on her face. 

“Believe it or not, I had David over to my house for Thanksgiving and Christmas. But he says that he lived through 17 years of hell with me,” said Shannon in a confessional. 

“So, I’m sorry you feel that way. Thank God you’re out.”

While things with her and David were over, the ladies wanted her to return to the dating scene. 

“I think Shannon definitely needs a kick in the a** to start dating. She needs to get laid,” said Tamra who seemed more excited by the prospect of it than Shannon herself. 

“I think that what I’ve come to realize is that what I’m looking for is a partnership,” Shannon told matchmaking experts. “I’m not going to go and meet a guy at a bar and then make out with him at that night. I need to know somebody before we’re going to touch lips.”

“She loves sex — she does,” Tamra instead insisted. “She needs a guy who can get it on.”

‘I don’t know if I’m ready to date,’ Shannon countered. ‘The whole thought panics me. Just panics me.”

Meanwhile, newcomers Emily Simpson and Gina Kirschenheiter were still bringing all the drama thanks to Gina’s husband yelling at Emily for being a little too loud at a party. 

“No guy should be yelling at any woman,” insisted Tamra. “He’s having a party in his house. Did he expect everyone to be quiet?”

Kelly Dodd had a whole different outlook on the matter. 

“No wonder why he was upset — everyone was drinking, having fun, gambling… and they don’t swear. S**t. I’m going straight to hell.”

We’re happy to report that Kelly was having a joke with Vicki Gunvalson. 

Okay then. 

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RHOC airs Mondays on Bravo.

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The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 19 Recap: Life is a Cabaret

Have you been questioning the lack of drama on The Real Housewives of New York of late?

If so, then The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 19 was the episode you’ve been waiting for. 

The feud between Dorinda Medley and Luann de Lesseps continued to brew. 

It all started when Dorinda wanted her boyfriend to be her plus one to the event, but Luann said it was too late to make that request. 

While it was frustrating for Dorinda, she realized the true extent of her problem with Luann when she learned that Tinsley Mortimer’s boyfriend, Scott was invited. 

Tinsley was quick to tell Dorinda about it and it made her question why Luann was being so off with her. In true Dorinda fashion, she got drunker as the night went on and hurled insults Luann’s way. 

Sonja Morgan, whose dress flew off during the performance, chatted with Bethenny Frankel about Dorinda’s drinking. 

“She needs to go away like Luann did,” Sonja said, and Bethenny agreed that it would be the best course of action. 

“If you’re drinking and you’re getting angry and it’s affecting your relationships, rehab could be great,” Sonja said.

“Luann said it was fabulous. She enjoyed it. I’m not judging anyone. What do they say about glass houses? I can’t say a word. I’m just saying she might like it.”

Bethenny wanted to speak to Carole because of all the animosity between them of late, and they had a genuine conversation. 

But then Hurricane Ramona Singer showed up and tried to switch things up. 

“I have something I’d like to speak to you about — and [Carole] could be here or not be here — so give me a time frame,” Ramona said to Bethenny.

“You’ll have to call my secretary, and I’ll give you an appointment,” Bethenny replied with the biggest grin of the season. 

Ramona subsequently dragged Bethenny because she skipped the launch of her skincare line. 

“I hear you. Okay? Good. I understand that you’re disappointed, and I got it,” Bethenny said.”Noted. I don’t feel the need to give you an explanation.”

It was a lot of back and forth, and Bethenny later said in a confessional that Ramona’s businesses never seem to stand the test of time because she “didn’t take it seriously.”

While that argument was over, Bethenny went on to stir the pot to find out why Dorinda’s boyfriend was not invited. 

Bethenny was taken aback when she learned that it was all down to Dorinda’s comments about her sobriety. 

“Thank you so much for having me, and thank you so much for inviting Scott last minute,” Dorinda barked after learning the truth. 

The other housewives watched from the sidelines, expecting a huge fight, but Dorinda was done. She got up and left the party, leaving everyone wondering what might have been. 

We then got a title card confirming that the two ladies are still not talking, so there’s that. The sad thing is we won’t get to see them go at it during the reunion because Luann had to skip it due to rehab. 

What are your thoughts on the latest episode?

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The Real Housewives of New York continues Wednesdays at 9/8c on Bravo. 

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 5 Recap: Orange County Hold ‘Em

Shannon Beador has been through the mill of late. 

On The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 5, she opened up to both viewers and Kelly Dodd about what it was like to end her 17-year marriage to David. 

“I want to have a partner … [but] I don’t know if I’m ready,” she said as she contemplated the future. 

Beador went on to confirm that she’s still struggling with her body. 

“I think that part of the reason why I can’t imagine myself with somebody or dating somebody is because I’m not comfortable in my body,” she told fellow Housewife Kelly Dodd, tearing up.

“If I were to take my clothes off, I don’t want to see it, so I don’t want somebody else to see it.”

“I know I’m a good catch, but it’s hard for me to say,” she added.

“I was just told for all these years that I’m selfish and I’m worthless, and I’m fat. I know I’m not, but when you hear it for so long…”

As for Dodd, she was facing similar battles because she recently got divorced, and that’s likely why these two women are so close now. 

“I’ve heard all of those things for so long too, Shannon,” she said to her friend. 

“There’s not days I don’t cry or [feel] depressed. I’m lonely. I don’t have anybody having my back. It’s sad. I want somebody that’s there for me.”

“It looks like I go out and have a good time with guys, but the reality is, I just got out of a 13-year marriage, and I am not used to being alone,” Dodd said in a confessional. 

“Kelly and I have gone through hell and back,” Beador said.

“Who would have thought that I’d be sitting, having a nice conversation. And her supporting me, shows you how you can evolve.”

“The best and right thing is happening for the both of us,” she said.

“I’m just grateful we’ve reached the point in our relationship where we totally understand each other. You have such a big heart, and I’m really grateful that we’re at this place.”

“I’m grateful to you too. I mean, who knew?” said a shocked Kelly. 

While that particular friendship was flourishing, there was still beef between Vicki and Kelly. If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know that Kelly was mad Vicki and her boyfriend was going on double dates with her ex-husband.

Tamra and Shannon tried to play the peacemakers at Emily’s party, but it was clear the rift was growing between them. 

Poor Emily didn’t know what she was getting herself into when she invited them over to the party. The odd thing about Emily is that she doesn’t seem like a real housewife. 

It’s almost like the producers thought throwing her in would shake things up and add a new dynamic. Instead, her scenes are really difficult to get through. 

As for Tamra, she was still trying to find the balance between looking after her husband, Eddie, and keeping all of the women from ripping each other apart. 

Eddie’s still not better, and the doctor is determined to give him a drug that will essentially stop his heart and then he will be shocked back to life. 

It’s a horrifying reality and one that anyone would be terrified of it. The most surprising aspect is that he’s allowing it all to be filmed in front of the cameras. 

Maybe this is more about raising awareness than being a storyline for a Bravo reality series. 

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 has been somewhat subdued. There have been many arguments, but they all seem to center on the same thing, and that’s problematic. 

We need the OG of the OC to bring the drama back!

What are your thoughts on the new episode?

The Real Housewives of Orange County continues Mondays on Bravo. 

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Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Episode 2 Recap: It’s My Party and I’ll Make You Cry If I Want To

If you watch Shahs of Sunset online,  you know that Golnesa ‘GG’ Gharachedagh is not a Shah to be messed with. 

On Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Episode 2, she was blindsided that her friend Mercedes ‘MJ’ Javid had iced her out of her wedding. 

In a stunning move, MJ confirmed that the only one of her close friends who was going to be part of the wedding was MJ, with the rest of the help coming in the form of the people who help her work out and do her makeup. 

“Her glam squad is her bridal team,” GG complained. 

GG and Adam fumed when they realized that they had been left out and made their way to the bar to throw shade at both MJ and Reza. 

What made it worse was that Reza and MJ then shocked their friend by confirming that Shalom’s ex-wife was also in attendance at the event. 

That was enough for GG to flee the party. 

“Take me the f**k out of here,” she yelled at Shervin. 

“I don’t want to be around these people anymore. Why would they do that?,” GG fumed while in the smoking area of the party. 

Reza then told MJ that GG was annoyed about the way things went down, and we learned that they were both mad about the way GG acted on the ski trip. 

Earlier in the episode, GG ruined the surprise before everyone left the ski resort. 

“So how does Tommy feel about the maid-of-honor who had his d*** inside you?,” GG blurted out upon hearing the news.

“Do you want to be in the bridal party? You can’t be happy for me?” MJ asked her friend. 

“I have no intention of enabling friends who act like a**holes. If you do something shady, then don’t cry when something happens to you,” MJ continued. 

While GG may be against weddings for now because of her failed marriage to Shalom, MJ was unimpressed at the way her friend was acting. 

“I feel bad for GG for not being happy for us,” MJ complained in a confessional. 

Reza tried to break the ice by apologizing to GG for ambushing her. 

“I wanted to apologize, so this doesn’t become a thing,” Reza said.

“It’s a thing already,” GG responded. 

Meanwhile, MJ was trying to get in shape so that she could get married and have a baby with Tommy. 

However, she worried that her father being ill could affect her potential pregnancy. The good thing about the wedding and the freezing of the embryos is that Vida finally feels happy for her daughter. 

This could have been brought on by Doctor Ghadir, who said that MJ needed positivity in her life. 

“I would like for you to be positive with her because I can’t wait to give all of you good news,” he told Vida.

What are your thoughts on all the latest developments?

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Shahs of Sunset continues Thursdays on Bravo. 

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The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 18 Recap: There’s No Place Like Home

The long-gestating feud between Dorinda Medley and Luann de Lesseps continued on The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 18

Yes, this feud is absurd, but it’s making for good TV, we guess. 

Luann was still trying to get Dorinda to admit that she had a high dependency on alcohol, but Dorinda seemed like she didn’t care. 

“I know Dorinda feels the need to apologize over and over again, but I don’t need a fake apology,” de Lesseps said in a confessional.

“Show me. Show me that you’re doing something about the drinking problem. I feel bad about people that can’t cop to the bad behavior.”

“I hope that she takes a look at herself now and says, ‘Oh my god, I need to go take care of this and get help,’ ” she continued.

“It’s hard to ignore drunken attacks from Dorinda when she’s your friend, and she comes gunning for you.”

As for Medley, it seemed she was over the friendship if it meant she was going to be put on blast every step of the way. 

“Maybe the friendship isn’t as important as I thought,” Medley said.

“A handshake’s only good if there’s two hands involved,” she continued of Luann’s half-assed apology. 

The good thing is that they managed to remain calm with each other at other events during the hour. 

It opened with the two of them and Sonja visiting Ramona’s newly refurbished home. Ramona was chanting that she bought everything from the internet. 

Luann called BS because there’s no way an interior designer was not all over that house like a rash. 

Luann’s reactions to Ramona’s comments were the funniest part of the episode. She immediately noticed there was something off with the way Ramona was going on about it. 

The conversation quickly turned to poop-gate, and by that, we mean the food poisoning the housewives endured after their rocky trip to Colombia. 

After the ladies rehashed events and laughed about it, they went on to state that pooping was still an issue, but Sonja maintained that she was fine. 

The reason?

She wore a diaper on the way home and got to poop as and when her body commanded it. 

Yes, we really did just talk about poop. 

Meanwhile, Tinsley wondered whether there was something wrong with her because she was the only one who was not worried when the apocalypse hit the ship. 

Carole admitted in a confessional that there was something seriously wrong with Tinsley if she thought the way she reacted was okay. 

The waterworks quickly started, and Tinsley got mad when Carole said that her failed relationship could be to blame for the way she was acting. 

What was most telling about the hour was that the editing team showed off Bethenny’s new apartment in the same episode. 

There’s something to be said about putting these two women against each other, but there was really no contest. 

Bethenny’s was visually stunning, and Ramona’s was mostly white. We get it; white makes things look bigger. 

What are your thoughts on the latest hour?

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RHONY continues Wednesdays on Bravo.

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Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: More Than a Boo Thang

The Floribama Shore cast sure knows how to bring the drama, and that’s likely why the show is achieving its highest ratings yet. 

Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 5‘s primary focus was Codi Butts and his desperate attempts to get close to Candace Rice. 

In a drunken moment, Codi proved how thirsty he was by saying that he wanted to take Candace out on a date and that he spent the whole of the previous summer getting close to Aimee to make Candace jealous. 

Yes, he went there, and Candace was oddly happy to know it. Let’s face it: They’re a mismatched couple. They are very different from one another, but that did not stop Codi. 

Candace ultimately decided to give Codi a chance. Codi was a little too excited and made his way to the gym. The only issue was that he thought he was going to get an instant six-pack. 

Candace woke up in the morning and was worried about what a date with Codi would mean for her relationship with Gator, or whatever the heck his name is. 

The man was not impressed, telling Candace that if she disrespected him in that manner, he would do the same. Candace shut all the dating chat down, and Codi was mad, but he was trying to act like everything was okay. 

Codi told Kirk he was going to find a nice “black chick” to make Candace realize what she was missing. That night, he went to the bar and kissed several women as Candace egged him on to do so. 

But things changed, and she got mad about it. She grabbed Nilsa and Aimee, and they headed home. In the “thot mobile,” Candace aired her thoughts on Codi, and confirmed to Aimee that he said he just used her last summer. 

That was enough to upset Aimee. Back at the house, Codi denied it, but thanks to the power of editing, we got to watch him say it again. 

Candace was not impressed and flipped the eff out, and Codi ultimately tried to imply he never did anything wrong. 

Meanwhile, Logan, Kortni’s loser boyfriend flew off the handle when she failed to call him after a night out. You could tell she was so over the relationship but was continuing with it for the cameras. 

She allowed Logan to show up at the house, and she laid down the law with him. He obliged and left moments before Jeremiah returned home. 

Yes, we totally wanted Jeremiah to walk in because it would have surely kicked off yet another big argument. 

Also, Kirk, Codi, and Jeremiah started the job at Shore Dogs, and all three were blindsided to learn that they would be cleaning toilets, making food and serving customers. 

The girls were against it when they were told about it and said they would not be going. Yes, this is going to cause even more fights!

What are your thoughts on all the latest developments? 

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Floribama Shore continues Mondays on MTV!

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 4 Recap: Judge, Jury and Gina

“Call animal control, ‘cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.”

That’s the tagline for Kelly Dodd on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13

While it’s natural for someone just out of a marriage to want to spread their wings and prove they can still find themselves some loving, the tagline was a bit out there. 

Kelly lived up to that tagline on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 Episode 4 which found her getting a little bit too close for comfort with one man. 

Kelly joined Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, Vicki Gunvalson, Emily Simpson, or Gina Kirschenheiter for a dinner date during the episode, and wasted no time in opening up about her new beau. 

“I’m dating a guy. He’s pulling in, he’s a spine doctor,” Dodd told her gal pals. 

“He’s coming in!” she continued, clearly trying to give them all the information they needed to know to chat with him. “I met him in Aspen!”

“You look, beautiful honey, really beautiful,” Rick Paicius, the man said to Kelly as he pulled up a seat beside her. 

“Aww that’s sweet,” she responded after a kiss. “I miss you.”

They were all over each other. It was rather embarrassing when you consider the fact that they had only met each other two weeks before these scenes were filmed. 

“Make it stop,” Judge said when the duo continued to kiss each other. “We’ll leave you two alone!”

“Some guy comes in, and they start making out. It’s like, ‘Okay bye!’ ” Judge joked. “That was awkward. This is the weirdest ending to a dinner ever, even for us.”

Added Simpson: ‘I felt like I was on their date. I was like, ‘Okay this is uncomfortable, maybe we should leave….’ ”

“Literally needed to run as well,” laughed Kirschenheiter.

While the other women found it funny, Vicki tried to dole out some words of wisdom in an attempt to make it seem like she still knew her former friend. 

“Kelly is very confused right now,” said Gunvalson.

“She’s really upset that Michael dated someone else, but she’s okay flaunting her new boyfriend in the midst of a girl’s night? … Kelly divorced Michael. He’s allowed to date whoever he wants. And if he wants Steve and I to go out with him, we will.”

As previously reported, Kelly lashed out at Vicki for going on double-dates with her ex-husband and his new girlfriend. 

“That’s girl code,” said Kirschenheiter, who was firmly Team Kelly.

“What girl is in a situation where she’s like, ‘We have to keep this whole thing secret because I’m friends with his ex-wife?’ What a f—ing loser is she? I would personally say, ‘F— you, I’m not even hooking you up.’ ”

Kelly did forgive Vicki for her actions, but it was obvious she was not going to forget about them. 

“I want Vicki to know what other people’s opinions are because she thinks that only hers are right,” Dodd explained to viewers.

“I hope Vicki learned her lesson because everybody schooled her that she was wrong, which she is.”

Something tells us the pair are going to be going at it for much of the rest of the season and likely beyond. 

What are your thoughts on Kelly sucking the face of a man at a dinner table?

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RHOC airs Mondays on Bravo!

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Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Episode 1 Recap: A Short Kiss Goodnight

A new season of Shahs of Sunset can only mean one thing:

Drama. 

When Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Episode 1 got underway, Reza Farahan wanted to remind viewers that he was still the busiest Bravolebrity around. 

Adam Neely, Reza’s husband, was still going on about starting a family. Yes, it looks like they are getting the same storyline they did for Shahs of Sunset Season 6

“Stressing about the house and getting all this baby pressure, I’m spread real f***ing thin,” yelled Reza as he didn’t only walk red carpets and get paid to promote things on social media. 

We kid, mostly. 

The cast then got ready for a trip to Big Bear, and Mike Shouhed could not help himself by telling his fellow cast members that there was a new girl on his radar named Mona. 

“We’re friends, for now,” said the 39-year-old.

“I’m done partying, and I want to have a family,” he confirmed to his friends.

Yeah, if you watch Shahs of Sunset online, you know that Mike does not have the best track record for keeping it in his pants. 

Mona showed up at the lodge with her brother Nema, and there was something off about their relationship. 

“It’s for sure an Angelina Jolie brother vibe like if she won an award you know Nema’s going to be there trying to stick a tongue in that mouth,” laughed Destiney Rose. 

There was also something off with Nema. He was talking about his girlfriend, and how much he loved her. However, he was also flirting with GG. 

As the friends chatted, GG admitted that she wanted to have a child within the next year. 

“I wanna have some sperm,” she announced to her friends, adding that the sperm donor had to be “healthy and wealthy.”

“I would do that,” said Nema. 

“I see her, and my rational thought goes out of the window,” said Nema, before begging her to accompany him on a dinner date. 

This dude had a girlfriend of over a year when this episode was filmed, so we think it’s fair to say he’s one to watch and not for the right reasons. 

Nema then asked for a kiss, but GG shut it down but confirmed she would go on a date in Los Angeles. 

“It can’t kill anybody, but it can get me in some s***,” GG said.

“It’s between us,” Nema responded. 

GG went on to open up about the breakdown of her marriage to Shalom. 

“I began seeing sides to him that were frightening,” she said before confirming that “diamonds are forever.”

“I literally have no sexual desire anymore, I don’t know if it’s my libido or if it’s because I’m so turned off by Shalom,” she continued.

Mike tried to get close to Mona and said “it’s a done deal” when he attempted to get close to her. When he was shut down, he changed his stance, saying her “philosophies” were different from his. 

Okay then. 

“When he meets a woman that’s not willing to drop to her knees within, I’d say 12 minutes of meeting him, it’s a blow to his ego,” said Reza.

As for MJ, well she was planning her wedding, but she did confirm that the rumors about her sleeping with Reza several years before were true. 

Yes, things are getting crazy, and it’s been just one episode!

What are your thoughts on the new season?

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The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 17 Recap: Ship Happens

The ladies finally embarked on the boat trip from hell on The Real Housewives of New York Season 10 Episode 17, and it made for one of most fun episodes in franchise history. 

For months, fans have only been able to hear stories about what transpired during the trip to Cartegena, and it was getting difficult to remain excited about an event that we heard so much about. 

When the episode got underway, Bethenny Frankel was still bickering with Carole Radziwill, and Luann de Lesseps was still trying to get Dorinda Medley to apologize.

Carole wondered whether it was time to cancel the boat trip because everyone was so mad at each other. 

“I want to go on the boat. We’ll all go on the boat,” said Ramona Singer as though she knew there was a storm brewing. “We’ll resolve this, it’s a beautiful boat.”

“It’s going to be nice,” said Tinsley Mortimer who less than impressed that everyone was fighting on the trip she planned. 

The ladies managed to patch things up while on the trip and had a genuinely good time … until they were told they needed to get back on the boat and well away from the island. 

The reason was that the sea water was getting difficult to judge, and the ladies did not want to be stranded on an island with horrible weather. 

There was no real sense of urgency until Luann was told by a producer to get on the boat without her phone because they were at risk just looking for it, 

“The coast guard [called] and said it was time to go,” said de Lesseps. “Apparently the sea picks up at this bewitching hour of 3 p.m., so suddenly, it’s like, ‘Let’s get on the boat.’ ”

“We have to leave now. Are you kidding me? No way,” Singer said. “We want to stay here all day and all night. The water is not any more rough than before. Hello, we’re not in a little rowboat.”

While the ladies seemed to think the producers and coast guard were taking too much precautions, they quickly learned that it was a life or death situation. 

The boat started jumping up and down, taking on water, and there was even a burning smell. At one point, it made me feel like I was watching the found-footage final moments of The Real Housewives of New York City. 

“I peed my swimsuit,” said Morgan. “I’ve been on many boats in my life. … This is like being on a airplane with one propeller.”

Carole struggled on the outside decking. She was seasick and Bethenny was trying to comfort her, despite the two of them flying all over the place. 

“This is crazy. This is really scary. I’m losing my mind,” Frankel said as a siren started going off. “Why is there a siren? I’m freaking out. This isn’t funny. Oh my god, get on the floor!”

The ladies started yelling about there only being one life vest on the boat, and before we knew it, the cameras stopped rolling because the crew had to get themselves to safety. 

“The boat was trying to reel in [the anchor] and that was causing the smell,” de Lesseps said in a confessional.

“So we’ve got the captain, who runs out of the cabin with two swords, a la Pirates of the Caribbean, and runs to the top of the boat and he cuts off the anchor.”

“Had it been on the chain, the boat would have capsized, and I wouldn’t have been here to tell the story,” said Singer. “We would have all been killed.”

“We all thought we were going to die at sea,” de Lesseps noted. “It was so bad, even the cameras had to go down because they were holding on for dear life. I’m just holding myself on the ground, praying that the boat’s not going to capsize.”

Added Radziwill: “I put myself in some of the most dangerous places in the world [but] being in Afghanistan during the war and the Middle East during that war was nothing compared to what happened on that boat.”

“By the time we got back to the house, all of us just needed to decompress, and we were suffering a little bit from post dramatic disorder. Because even though no one got hurt, all of us were just like, ‘What the f— just happened.’ ”

As for Tinsley, she was in high spirits on the high seas. 

“The boat ride was super dramatic for everybody but me,” she shared.

“I never feared for my life. But I can’t take away how they felt.”

The positive from all of the drama was that it brought the women closer together. 

“Last night just reminds us why we love each other so much,” Morgan said. “We’re out of the boat, and now we’re swimming in s—. And by the way, no offense to Colombia because this could happen in any country. But not like this. Never before like this.”

Okay then. 

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Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 4 Recap: Miss La Vela

The drama kicked into high gear on Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 4 as we picked up mere moments after Kirk was arrested. 

If you watch Floribama Shore online, you know that he was in big trouble for slapping a dude at the bar who was making comments about Jeremiah. 

Kirk denied that he was the one who took the hit against the loser, but there was a witness conveniently located outside the house, and they were all too happy to put Kirk in the frame. 

As Kirk sat in the back of a squad car contemplating his future, Candace was still lashing out at the boys for not defending Kirk at the bar. 

She rounded up her belongings and continued to yell that she was getting out of the house and returning home. Then, she came to a stunning realization:

Kirk was not inside the house, so he must have been arrested. Gulp. 

Candace made her way outside the house to the cop cars, and despite being told she would be arrested, she persisted in seeing Kirk. 

Gus and Jeremiah looked on as she complained that they were sitting on the sidelines and letting their friend get arrested. 

But what did she expect them to do? They were smart by not messing with the cops. The man who Kirk hit subsequently dropped all charges. 

That was yet another convenient moment for the stars of this MTV hit. Kirk returned to the house, determined to lay low because of that scare. 

However, he had to contend with Candace who was still parading around the house saying that she was going home, but her Jeremiah, Gus, and Kirk had a chat to air their thoughts on the situation. 

Gus had the most sense: He knew they would all end up arrested if they got involved. He knew this was not a battle he wanted to fight in.

This helped Candace realize that she was drunk and causing an argument over nothing. She then apologized, and all seemed right in the world. 

While all of that was going down, Kortni was dancing on the bar, Nilsa and Aimee were getting drunk, and Codi was trying to bring a chick home for some slap and tickle. 

We kid, mostly, but Codi was adamant about getting the blonde woman back to the house because she was DTF. 

He rushed over to his housemates to let them know that he was ready to go home, but disaster struck: He accidentally spilled a bit of Nilsa’s drink on her white crop top. 

On this show, that’s the equivalent of murder, so Nilsa was pissed because she bought the top specifically for the summer vacation. 

She followed up her emotional tirade by throwing her drink over Codi. He ditched his date, started crying and got in the first cab home. 

Kortni accompanied him, and with her being a livewire, it was only a matter of time before something happened. 

In another cab, Nilsa could not keep herself together and decided it was a good idea to urinate all over the seat of the cab. 

We wish we were kidding, but she was deadly serious. Poor Aimee had to stand on the seat to avoid being drowned. 

When they returned to the house, it seemed like there was going to be another big blowout, but Nilsa and Codi forgot why they were arguing in the first place and opted to spoon the night away. 

The next day, the gang of eight realized they needed some money if they were going to survive the summer. It resulted in them calling multiple businesses to find out if they would be employed. 

One business agreed and said that three of them would need to be available the next day on a trial basis. 

Candace and Nilsa then embarked on a bikini challenge, and Candace came in third place. Nilsa was then shocked to the core when she came in second place. 

She flipped out and claimed she would never return to the bar, and rounded up her pals to leave. 

Back at the house, Codi got to work to try and get Candace in his bed because he thought they would make for a good pairing in the house. 

“I’ve been wanting to get with Candace for a while, so this is where I’m going to make my move,” Codi declared in a confessional.

“Some people think that by being friends with somebody first, it gets you put in the friend zone — not Codi. I can get out of the friend zone faster than you can snap your fingers.”

“Candace, my bed is empty,” he calls out. “And it needs you in it.”

Candace did not show up in his room, so Codi decided to meet her in her room, and snuggled with her. 

“What the f— are you doing?” Candace said with a laugh.

“I’m getting into bed,” he says. “I just want to snuggle up and go to sleep.”

“Codi and his flirting, I don’t take him seriously,” said Candace with a grin. “You can’t take Codi seriously!”

The duo then proceeded to go to sleep, but Kortni and her loser boyfriend, Logan appeared and wanted to have sex. 

They then took a trip to the shower and started going at it. But Nilsa got wind of it and went in to admire their naked bodies. 

Kortni then said that Nilsa could join them if she wanted to get closer. That was enough to scare Nilsa away. 

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