Kailyn Lowry to Jenelle Evans: You Better Watch Yourself, Bish!

We hope Kailyn Lowry and Jenelle Evans are in line to receive some sort of bonus from MTV, because they’ve both gone beyond the call of duty in terms of entertaining Teen Mom 2 fans with a bit of extracurricular drama that’s playing out on social media rather than television.

Of course, when you love your work, you don’t mind taking it home with you, and Jenelle loves nothing more than being a ginormous pain in the ass to her far more level-headed co-stars.

The latest insanity began when David Eason commented on a photo of Leah Messer’s daughters with an unprompted critique of one of the girls’ appearances.

Yes, David thought Leah’s 8-year-old daughter was wearing too much makeup, and for reasons that defy explanation, he decided to say so on Instagram.

Needless to say, it didn’t go over well.

Pretty much everyone who saw the comment reacted with some variation on “WTF is wrong with this guy?” and of course, that caused Jenelle to lose her mind.

Evans not only defended her husband, she went nuclear on his critics, especially Leah, with the batsh-t argument that David had every right to bully a little girl, because that little girl’s mom once said something sort of mean about him on a podcast.

This led Kailyn Lowry to defend Leah by pointing out once again that Jenelle is a hypocritical crazy person who can dish it out, but can’t even come close to taking it.

“Let’s first start by saying that Jenelle creates her own drama and then blames everyone else,” Lowry told Radar Online.

Kail went on to reveal that Jenelle’s temper-tantrum-followed-by-pity-party pattern is one that her co-stars are sadly all too familiar with.

“There have been multiple times over the years where Jenelle will remove herself from set or have a meltdown resulting in not being in pictures or whatever,” Lowry said.

“Then she will throw a fit saying we bully her or didn’t include her.”

Kailyn went on to claim that Jenelle’s alliance with Briana DeJesus has less to do with any rapport between those two and more to do with Evans’ desire to have someone on her side in her ongoing war with 

“When they added a fifth girl who has beef with people, Jenelle immediately ‘has her back,’ which is cool. Do that. But then don’t turn around when Chelsea, Leah, and I have been close the whole time.

“Of course we are going to have each other’s backs,” she added.

Kailyn concluded with a word of warning directed at Jenelle:

“I’m not going to think twice if you talk about their kids,” she wrote. “Keep the kids out of it.” 

Solid advice. Which means we’re guessing Jenelle won’t follow it.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more reminders of just how bonkers Jenelle truly is.


Kailyn Lowry Blasts Jenelle Evans: Is She on Drugs?!

Another day, another round of ridiculous Teen Mom 2 drama.

The latest beef between Kailyn Lowry and Jenelle Evans began with yet another ignorant-ass social media comment from David Eason.

And it doesn't look like the bad blood will be letting up anytime soon.

The short version is: David mom-shamed Leah Messer; Kail defended her friend; Jenelle defended her husband, and all hell broke loose.

The longer, more popcorn-worthy version is this:

1. Better Days

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Believe it or not, there was a time when Kailyn and Jenelle actually got along. In fact, Kail once bailed Jenelle out of jail! They were simpler times…

2. Those Days Are Done

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These days, Jenelle and Kailyn seem to flat-out hate each other, to the point that Evans has been accused of threatening her former friend with physical violence. And their current feud just keeps getting uglier.

3. The Offending Photo

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It all started when Leah Messer posted this photo on her Instagram page. Seems innocent enough, right? Well, apparently Creepy Dave Eason didn’t see it that way.

4. David’s Two Cents

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In a comment posted on Leah’s Instagram page, Eason stated that he feels her daughter is wearing too much makeup. He adds that Leah should have asked permission from the girl’s father before allowing her to leave the house looking that way.

5. WTF, David?!

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Leah was understandably taken aback by Eason’s comment, and she let him know as much. “Why are you even commenting on my post?” she replied.

6. Jenelle Claps Back

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In a truly bizarre Instagram story, Jenelle tore into Leah for taking issue with David’s comments. Evans seemed unhinged in the footage, and fans were quick to point out that her argument was riddled with holes…

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Jenelle Evans to Fans: Please Stop Sending David Eason Death Threats!

Jenelle Evans’ reputation has hit rock bottom so many times that we’re not even remotely surprised when she sinks to a new low.

The past week has seen Jenelle drawn into an ugly conflict with her castmates that began with an unprovoked remark from her unemployed husband, David Eason.

For reasons that defy explanation, Eason commented on a photo of Leah Messer’s 8 -year-old daughter, and it was every bit as creepy as it sounds.

David thought the girl was wearing too much makeup, and because it’s not at all weird AF for 30-year-old men to sit around thinking about young girls’ makeup, he decided to let the world know.

But David apparently got upset when people said mean things in response, so now he’s enlisted his wife to defend him:

“Now to me, it looked pretty heavy. To my friends, it looked heavy. So David was the only one who commented on it,” Jenelle said in a video posted to Instagram today.

“He commented on some cheerleading makeup and you guys are sending him death threats. Do you understand how wrong that is?”

Oh, the irony of a woman complaining that people are being mean to her grown-ass husband because he thought it would be smart to publicly to bully a child.

Proving once again that she hasn’t the foggiest notion of how normal people think, Jenelle went on to “defend” Eason by admitting that his main motivation for trash-talking a third grader was revenge against the girl’s mom:

“He doesn’t hate Leah, but when you go on someone’s podcast talking pure shit and when you go on Snapchat talking pure shit, people don’t forget that Leah,” she continued.

“So David decided to comment on it, he didn’t have to go onto her Instagram and comment on it, but you know what, he did and I mean whatcha gonna do about it?”

You almost have to admire the lack of self-awareness here.

Jenelle absolutely lost it when David got fired from Teen Mom 2 for spewing idiotic comments on social media, but now that he’s back at it, she’s trying to act like a nonchalant badass about the whole thing.

The question, Jenelle, is what are you gonna do about it, and this time, it’s not rhetorical.

You see, as long as you’re employed by the network and easily butthurt by fan comments, you’re far from impervious, so you might want to exercise your authority as the sole breadwinner and rein David’s ass in a little bit.

Evans concluded her video with a sarcastic apology to Leah:

“I’m so sorry if my husband got on your account and commented on your Instagram, maybe you should block him or delete him and then you won’t see his comments anymore. Problem solved.”

Does Jenelle remember that she was the one who sent cease and desist letters to her castmates because they made jokes about her on Twitter?

If not, we’ll be happy to remind her,

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of just what an absurd human being Jenelle is.


Kailyn Lowry to Jenelle Evans: Stop Talking Sh-t DUDE!

For years now, the feud between Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry has been playing out in the public eye, much to the enjoyment of Teen Mom 2 viewers.

Kail and Jenelle don't get many chances to lock horns on screen, but thanks to social media and Kail's always-engrossing podcast, fans have enjoyed a front row seat to the drama.

The bad blood between these longtime rivals began boiling again this week thanks to some remarkably ignorant comments that David Eason made on Leah Messer's Instagram page.

Kailyn defended her friend; Jenelle defended her husband, and thankfully for those who appreciate the entertainment value of a good reality TV feud, it all went down on IG and Twitter:

1. Happier Times

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Jenelle and Kailyn weren’t always rivals, but at this point, their feud has been going on so long it’s tough to remember a time when they actually seemed to like each other.

2. The Beef Begins

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The clearest indication that Kail and Jenelle are not exactly besties came back in the summer of 2016 when Kailyn poked fun at the “mystery illness” that had supposedly ravaged Jenelle’s health.

3. #KailBurn

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“Can’t sleep. Call all the specialists in NYC, LA, Miami, etc. #mysteryillness call The Doctors tv show….” Lowry tweeted in response to Jenelle’s appearance on The Doctors.

4. Level-Headed, As Always

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As a reply to that pretty mild joke, Jenelle decided to dox Kail by tweeting her cell phone number. From that point forward, there’s been no love lost between these two.

5. Back and Forth Shade

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In the months that followed, Kail and Jenelle both engaged in occasional subtle shade-throwing, but not surprisingly, it wasn’t long before Evans took things to the next level by once again using social media to undermine Lowry’s privacy.

6. Going Too Far

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Jenelle basically went nuclear when she announced Kailyn’s third pregnancy to her millions of followers before Lowry was willing to go public with the news. And it certainly wasn’t the last time she went prying into Kail’s personal life.

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Teen Mom 2 Fans to Jenelle Evans: Delete Your Social Media!

Rumors that Jenelle Evans is pregnant seem to make their way around social media on a near-constant basis.

Thankfully, Jenelle doesn’t get knocked up quite as often as Teen Mom Twitter thinks she does, as it seems like she already has her hands full with the three children currently under her care.

But it’s not hard to see why fans aren’t always quick to believe Jenelle’s denials.

After all, Evans has lied about being pregnant in the past, and in general, she doesn’t have the greatest track record when it comes to telling the truth.

Of course, Jenelle has made it clear that she has no intention of being silenced by her haters.

As such, she’s continued posting on just about every social media platform on a daily basis.

(Seriously, it’s rare to see someone who’s this active on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Twitter.)

And it seems her latest IG pic is more than just a standard bikini selfie.

It doubles as Jenelle’s way of letting the world know that there are no more little Evans-Easons on the way … for now, at least.

“They will say ‘she’s pregnant’.  #Summer #GoodVibes #Bikini #Rumors,” Jenelle wrote alongside the above photo.

We’re not sure why Jenelle thinks this photo would spark rumors that she’s expecting, but it seems that the caption is her way of preemptively addressing such hearsay.

In all likelihood, she simply felt like posting a bikini pic and realized a caption that mentions pregnancy would garner some extra attention.

And that’s fine.

Jenelle’s been in the game long enough to understand exactly how it works.

Besides, we’ll take something as innocent as a swimwear selfie over the other nonsense that she’s been posting lately.

As you may have heard, a photo of Jenelle shooting a gun sparked major controversy recently.

In fact, her husband, David Eason, was fired by MTV after issuing a hostile, bigoted response to fans who suggested that it was insensitive of Jenelle to post such a pic within hours of the deadly school shooting in Parkland, Florida.

Now, Jenelle is free to express her political beliefs as she sees fit, of course.

But surely, even she can see how such a photo might not go over well on the day of unthinkably tragic mass shooting.

The incident served as yet another reminder that Jenelle should probably stick to apolitical content.

We’d say it would be even better for her to just delete her socials altogether, but we all know that will never happen.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more insanity from the Carolina Hurricane herself.


Jenelle Evans Sparks Pregnancy Rumor: Is This a Baby Bump?!?

It's time to once again stop and wonder:

Is Jenelle Evans pregnant with baby number-four?

Yes, we know this question has been posed many times in the past. (See below.)

But the cocky Teen Mom cast member is actually the one who is now forcing us to ask it once again, following a photo and caption she shared to Instagram in April of 2018.

Ready to see what we mean… and to speculate away?!?

Let's do this:

1. Let’s Start Here:

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Jenelle Evans has three kids: a son named Kaiser, a son named Jace and a daughter named Ensley. She’s 26 years old. She really does not need to have a fourth child right now.

2. Nevertheless…

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… the Internet is often abuzz with chatter that Evans is expecting yet another child. It’s something Jenelle herself has even embraced, as evidenced by the article above. (Click on the headline for more.)

3. And Now She’s Doing It Again

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“They will say she’s pregnant,” Jenelle wrote as a caption to this picture of herself, looking a bit overweight and staring down at her own belly.

4. And She Was Right!

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Among the comments left in response to this first photo? “She looks like she has a little Prego pooch!” And: “Deff pregnant her hand is blocking the rest of her stomach… It’s her life she’s has the $ $ to have another child, a beautiful home, etc. Congrats!”

5. Playing the Hashtag Game:

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Evans added the following hashtags to her caption: #Thick #Summer #GoodVibes #Bikini #Rumors. One would think this is her way of shooting down said rumors… but one can never be too sure when it comes to these Teen Moms.

6. I’m Just Thick!

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This has been a theme of Jenelle’s for awhile now, too. She wrote as a caption to the old picture above that she isn’t expecting, she’s just “thick.”

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Jenelle Evans “Jokes” That David Eason is Black: What is WRONG with Her?!

Jenelle Evans … just … bless her heart.

She can be completely awful, of course, and she does awful things all the time, but sometimes those things are less about her character and more about her intellect.

Which is to say that sometimes she does horrible things not because she's being malicious, but because she's just kind of dumb, honestly.

Take, for instance, her tweets from earlier this week about her husband, David Eason, and how he can't be racist because he's black.

And before you ask, yes, she actually said that …

1. Honey, No

This whole mess began when we learned that MTV was doing us a solid and airing footage from last year’s infamous balloon incident — the thing where David popped a bunch of balloons with a knife at a New Year’s Eve special they filmed.

2. Who Cares?

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Jenelle tried to play it off, like she doesn’t have any problem with the world seeing how unhinged her husband is. Which, come to think of it, is probably true.

3. Real Subtle

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This barely even makes sense, because obviously she isn’t “doing fantastic” — her husband got fired and her future with Teen Mom 2 still isn’t secure. Though we do believe that MTV is upset with her and is no longer interested in trying to give her a good edit, which is why they’re finally airing the baloon thing in the first place.

4. Sure, Jenelle

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Because everyone knows that when you’re happy and content and loving life, you tell the internet about it every single chance you get. That’s obviously how that works.

5. What

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Next — and this is just too great — someone asked her how her “racist and homophobic husband” was doing. Jenelle’s answer?


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“My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao.”

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Jenelle Evans Claims David Eason is Black: Is She REALLY That Dumb?

Look, Jenelle Evans has never claimed to the sharpest tool in the shed.

We don’t watch Teen Mom 2 to see her share her infinite wisdom or her powerful insight, because those things simply don’t exist.

We watch to see her do dumb stuff and throw tantrums.

And — lucky us! — she was kind enough to show off some of that classic Jenelle lack of intellect this week on Twitter.

The whole thing started when our girl decided to make a tweet explaining just how very, very happy she is, writing “I love my family, husband, LAND, house, being outside, smelling my fresh woods everyday, and mostly LIVING LIFE.”

“You can hate it all you want but im happy and very content. Try to bring me down but I’ll lay low and stay humble.”

Because happy and content people always make public statements on social media about how happy and content they are, right?

Also, has Jenelle ever once in her career as a trashy reality star been able to “lay low and stay humble”?

This tweet itself is pretty precious, but the real magic happened when someone replied to her, asking “How’s your racist and homophobic husband?”

And you are not emotionally prepared for her answer.

“My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao,” Jenelle wrote.

Jenelle. Thinks her husband. Is black.

To be clear, she’s still married to David Eason, she didn’t up and divorce him and marry a new guy since we last checked in on her.

(Though how glorious would it be if she finally admitted to herself that good ol’ Kieffer is her real and true soulmate then ran away to marry him in a jailhouse ceremony, meth lab charges be damned?)

She’s still married to David Eason, so she’s trying to say that David Eason is black.

And not one single solitary soul could figure out what she was even trying to communicate with that.

Luckily, she responded to all the confusion by explaining that he has “less than 1%” black in him, but that he is still black.

It’s almost too painfully stupid to be entertaining, right?


One of her followers asked if she was being serious, and she said “Yes, he has Senegal and North African in him. #FunFact.”

When no one took her word for it and congratulated her on having such a racially diverse family, she took to Instagram to share the “proof,” David’s Ancestry.com test results.

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As you can see, David does have less than 1% North African ancestry, as well as 1% Senegalese.

And as Jenelle so deftly points out, David “has African in him, I guess Ensley does too.”

Does she really think that’s how any of this works?

The African parts of David’s Ancestry results are in a category marked “low confidence regions,” meaning that he couldn’t actually have any percentage at all of that in his DNA.

And even if he did, pretty much everyone at this point has at least a small percentage of a different ethnicity in their DNA. David isn’t black because some great-great-great-great-grandparent may have been from somewhere in the world that isn’t Europe.

Also … does Jenelle realize that everyone from Africa isn’t black? Like, is she even capable of understanding that?

Finally, David’s tiny percentage of African DNA that may not even exist in him does not mean that he can’t be racist.

Come on, Jenelle. You’re … well, you’re not exactly better than this, but can you at least pretend sometimes?


Jenelle Evans Slams Maci Bookout Over Gun Control: I’m Blocking You!

It’s been nearly two months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2, and Jenelle Evans still seems hell-bent on following in her husband’s footsteps.

Rather than just keeping her love for firearms on the down-low for a little while (which you’d think would be easy, as she showed zero interest in guns prior to marrying Eason), Evans is going all-in.

First she publicly announced that she had joined the NRA, apparently for the express purpose of pissing off her critics.

Shortly thereafter, she upped the ante by becoming the latest public figure to antagonize the Parkland school shooting survivors for having the gall to not want to get murdered.

Jenelle and David attacked Emma Gonzalez with a pair of bizarre memes that served to both mock the teen activist’s appearance and spread dangerous fals information about her alleged involvement in the shooting.

(Side note: Gonzalez was “involved” in the shooting only as a victim, and if you believe otherwise, please remove yourself from the internet for the good of mankind.)

For obvious reasons, her comments weren’t terribly well-received by fans.

When one fan commented that the post causes Evans to come off as extremely ignorant, Jenelle replied, “It’s called sarcasm.”

The exchange is insteresting not only because it demonstrates that Jenelle literally doesn’t know the meaning of the word scarcasm, but also that it shows how deep in the tank she is with her fellow hard-line gun enthusiasts these days.

Jenelle insists that her intentions were purely comedic, but what seems much more likely given her previous comments on the issue is that her goal was to disparage Gonzalez in a way that would enable her to hide behind the “duh, satire!” defense when criticized.

One person who didn’t fall for the routing was Jenelle’s Teen Mom franchise colleague Maci Bookout.

Maci didn’t respond to Jenelle’s post directly, but did tweet a link to an article about how dumb and dangerous those memes mocking the Parkland teens truly are.

It was a genius, as Jenelle’s facade immediately cracked and she inadvertently that revealed that this not a matter of pure comedy for her, but rather a propaganda campaign that she takes very seriously:

“I’m sorry Maci, I’m blocking you!” Jenelle commented. “This is ridiculous.”

We’d say the score is Maci 1, Jenelle 0, but Evans has been at the bottom of the Teen Mom rankings for so long that everyone stopped keeping tabs.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself of the ways in which the Carolina Hurricane has only gotten more ridiculous with age.