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Tori Roloff Sends Every Best Wish to Jacob Roloff, Fiancee

Tori Roloff knows she’s a little bit late.

But it’s better to wish your brother-in-law and his relatively new fiancee well wishes late than never to send those wishes at all, right?

Jacob Roloff and Isabel Rock confirmed last week that they had agreed to get married, ending weeks of questions and speculation while announcing they actually got engaged in Iceland around Christmas.

“So much love for this beautiful soul @izzysofia_ . Here’s to many more Christmas’, you n me,” Jacob wrote on Instagram at the time, along with some pretty photos of the couple back when they were on vacation.

(Check out these images below.)

He later added:

“Excited for a lifetime filled with travel, growing together and trying new things with you @izzysofia_”

The day after this announcement was made, Amy Roloff congratulated the couple on their huge personal news.

“I couldn’t be a happier mom!” she wrote on January 29, adding simply:

“My youngest- Jacob and the beautiful Isabel are engaged. Love them both and excited to see where life will take them in their marriage.”

Jacob and Isabel have been together for years.

They spend a great deal of time traveling around the Pacific Northwest, often camping out or hiking around with their two dogs.

They often keep fans apprised of these adventures via social media, including many videos on YouTube.

All of this brings us back to Tori Roloff.

Typically considered the most well-meaning, loving and generally kind member of this famous family, Tori didn’t say a word about Jacob’s engagement at first.

We had been wondering what she had to say about it…

… and now we have the answer!

“So. This is so overdue,” Tori wrote to open her latest Instagram post, acknowledging her late well wishes.

“I’ve been anxiously awaiting Jake and Izzy to announce their engagement and when the time came we realized we literally had no photos of just the 5 of us,” added Roloff.

She included this as a caption to the first picture posted in this article.

(And it is worth noting that Jacob and Isabel have been engaged since December; so Tori may very well have known about it for weeks and congratulated them in private awhile back.)

“I consider Jacob and Isabel some of my closest friends and I’m so thankful to have them in our lives,” continued Tori, gushing over her loved ones.

“I’m especially thankful to Jacob. He is such a wonderful uncle to baby j and I honestly never expected to see their relationship grow in the way it has and I’m so thankful baby j has uncle j lookin out for him.”

It’s true.

Jacob was estranged for many months from his family, but the ice between him and his relatives has clearly thawed.

This is evident in just how many pictures Jacob has shared of himself and Tori’s son, Jackson.

Concluded Roloff:

I’m also so thankful for Jacob because he is bringing Isabel into our family. I already consider this girl a sister but i can’t wait for the day it becomes official.

She is such a light in this world and her enthusiasm and love of life is simply contagious. I love you both so much and I can’t wait to see what amazing things you guys accomplish together.

Wow. 3 sisters. God is good.

Humorously, Tori added “#theyneedahashtag #wefinallygotaphototogether” to the end of her caption.

Jacob and Isabel are yet to announce a date for their wedding.

We don’t know the location, either, or if any of this will be covered on Little People, Big World.

Roloff isn’t really a cast member on that series any longer, having quit in a huff back in July of 2016.

But there has been chatter he may make some appearances on the new season, which gives us another excuse to yell at TLC:

Go ahead and air new episodes please! We’re tired of waiting!

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Missouri State Student Emails Every “Claudia” on Campus to Correct Tinder Mistake

A Missouri State student named Hayden accidentally swiped left on a beautiful female student named Claudia’s Tinder profile, and responded by sending an email to every single Claudia with a plea to let him undo his mistake.

Is this adorable? Creepy? Both? You’ll have to read and decide for yourself.

And, of course, then there’s the intended Claudia’s response.

Hayden Moll

“Hello all Claudias of Missouri State,” his email begins.

We don’t know how many Claudias that includes. It’s a great name with a great history, but kind of rare.

Even rare names can crop up a lot when you’re talking about a student body population of about 26,000 students.

“First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped left on Claudia’s profile (left is bad), and I really wanted to swipe right.”

Oh gosh.

Claudia Tinder Profile

“If Tinder provided last names, this would be much easier, but it doesn’t, so I have to describe the profile to you.”

This is taking those old “missed connection” stories and adding another layer. Color us intrigued.

“The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio it said she was actually 18 and didn’t know how to change it.”

It sounds like they have similar proficiencies in using Tinder. Kind of a promising start to their relationship?

“The pictures she provided had some with her friends and her mom in them. In her bio she said some of her friends were single and if anyone liked them better that’s fine but they couldn’t have her mom (had me deat btw).”

Yeah that’s genuinely funny.

Claudias Email 1

“So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that didn’t happen.”

That can happen to anyone if they’re just flipping through profiles and make the motion one time too many by mistake, but maybe he’s 

“My instagram is Hayden.Moll if you want to look me up.”

He has almost no photos on there. It’s hard to tell if he sanitized his profile just for the occasion or if he just needs to get better friends if he wants an Instagram profile that’s going to grab a thirsty fellow student’s attention.

“I’m just asking, if this is your profile that I described, please message me back with ‘right’ or ‘left’ just so I know if you’re interested or not.”

Like a do-it-yourself Tinder. Amazing.

Claudias Email 2

But what is he hoping to get out of all of this?

“If you choose ‘right’ we could totally get some doughnuts or something but if you choose ‘left’ that’s cool too. No worries!”

That’s a polite thing to say. In part for politeness but also because, well, sometimes when men feel rejected they respond with murder. Hayden was good to include that reassurance.

 “If it’s none of you Claudias and you know even more Claudias, spread the word please. It would be much appreciated!”

Well, the young woman in question did reveal herself. Her name is Claudia Alley.

Claudia

Public responses have ranged from comments admiring the story to finding humor in it to others disparaging them or the entire idea of meeting someone through an app.

“He was smitten..”

“He was desperate to meet her because he could just sense she has a great personality.”

“She just wants to know who does his eyebrows.”

“Um, stalking?”

“That twink is out of his league.”

“I feel sorry for people out there that cyber stalk someone before and rely on screens during courtship.”

“No dear, not creepy at all.”

Claudia Alley

What matters, though, is what Claudia thinks of all of this.

Apparently, she’s not only entertained by the story going viral — she’s also amused enough by his endearing email that she’s agreed to go out to get doughnuts with him.

A lot of the time, viral relationships like this fall apart. You know what else falls apart? Non-viral relationships. Not everybody clicks.

That doesn’t mean that we need to start singing a funeral dirge for this “relationship.” They’re literally just going out for doughnuts.

We would point out though that Hayden seems to be pretty tall and Claudia is either exclusively friends with Amazonians or is extremely short. Sometimes height differences are the secret ingredient that make relationships click and stick.

We hope that they’re both better at a doughnut date than they are at using Tinder.

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Beyonce & Jay-Z’s “Family Feud” Video is Stunning in Every Way

We've marveled at Lemonade. We've widened our eyes in shock at the admissions on 4:44. Beyonce and Jay-Z have given the world a musical tour of their marriage at its worst.

Until now, however, we've only heard Beyonce and Jay-Z use their art to tell the story separately.

As you'll see in the video below, "Family Feud" may be the Beyonce/Jay-Z collaboration that we've all been waiting to see.

Beyonce in family feud

Whether you hold up Beyonce as a paragon of musical talent or consider her good but overrated (if you do, don't say so out loud, or you'll summon the wrath of the beyhive), you have to agree about this:

Beyonce may have reinvented the art of music video storytelling.

The production value. The concept. The costuming. The motifs. The way that color scheme and lighting match the narrative of the music.

All of those are ways in which top-quality music videos excel and captivate their audiences.

Beyonce took things a step further with Lemonade

Jay z family feud confessional

And now, she's bringing that storytelling excellence to bear with Jay-Z's "Family Feud."

Jay-Z was unfaithful to Beyonce.

His infidelity is no secret, and has not been since Beyonce took us all on a powerful artistic journey with Lemonade.

Only by working through that with her, by going to therapy, by analyzing his actions was Jay-Z able to begin repairing his relationship with Beyonce, which had been corrupted by lies.

In this video teaser, church is front and center — which is what you'd expect from a Christian couple talking about wrongdoing and marriage.

Beyonce family feud confessional

We have to talk about the rich symbolism and the wardrobes, folks. And there's more to it than "church clothes."

We see Beyonce clothed in black, at once like a pope, a judgmental nun figure, and also reminiscent of a Sith Lord.

Stationed above Jay-Z, she stands — and glowers, condemning him.

When he sits in the confessional, however, we see Beyonce in a more welcoming outfit, with the white cloth pauldrons and cape coming out of them better suggesting angel wings than a nun's habit.

Here, she appears ready to listen to what he has to say. Before? She seemed ready to strike him down with her fury and grief.

Jay z family feud church

At the same time, we've seen flashes of another couple during all of this.

It seems likely that the man, though definitely not played by Jay-Z, is meant to represent him.

In the video, this man and woman are making out, seemingly in the throws of passion … until the woman stabs him.

Yeah. It's intense.

Beyonce family feud wrath in black

As powerful as the narrative and visual metaphors are, we are most of all overwhelmed by Beyonce.

She has this mighty presence on screen that dominates your focus.

When she's dressed as a regal, powerful woman, that effect is magnified.

The video below is just the teaser. For the full thing, look on Tidal.

Beyonce and jay zs family feud video is stunning in every way
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Every Woman on the Internet Wants to Bang These Cops

Hurricane Irma touched down in Florida last week, causing millions of residents to flee the area amidst torrential rain and record winds.

But Hurricane Irma also caused millions of female Internet users to touch themselves because the Gainesville Police Department shared a photo of three officers who were heading to various parts of the state to assist victims.

And the officers were hotter than average Sunshine State temperatures this time of year!

"Officers Nordman, Hamill and Rengering…part of the night crew getting ready to do some work,” reads the caption of the picture below, which was all certain people needed to respond.

With extreme enthusiasm!

1. Here They Are

Here they are
They’re men in blue. But they might as well be in red (for hotness!).

2. Cuff Me! Frisk Me!

Skof410j55miz2cz3xay
Do whatever you want to me!

3. Grandma is Always Right

Grandma is always right
Or at least she was in this instance.

4. We Have a Winner!

We have a winner
An X-rated winner, that is!

5. Look Out!

Look out
Cougars are clearly on the prowl.

6. Was I Speeding, Officer?!?

Was i speeding officer
What can be my punishment?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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