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If you're not familiar with the rapper Lil Dicky, well, we're sorry to be the ones to tell you, but you've been wasting your life.
The good news is, it's not too late for you to familiarize yourself with the artist who's alternately known as Slim Boner, the Human Bitcoin, and Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis.
Dicky's back catalog is well worth your time, but there's no better place to start than with his newest music video, a collaboration with Chris Brown that dropped earlier this week.
Now, you may be thinking to yourself, Hey, I clicked on an article about Kendall Jenner's vagina! What's all this talk about phallic rappers and heavily-tattooed R&B dudes?
Well, you see – Breezy isn't the only celeb to make a cameo in Young Dick's latest opus.
The song has something of a high-concept premise – Dicky and Chris swap bodies (hence the title, "Freaky Friday").
The emcees enjoy certain aspects of one another's lives, but for obvious reasons, Brown is eager to get back to his life of groupies and public adulation.
And so, a second switch takes place.
We won't get into all the details (you really have to watch this video), but complications lead to Dicky inhabiting Kendall Jenner's physical form.
The rapper remains as genital-obsessed as ever, but now he has something new to explore.
"Holy sh-t, I got a vagina, I'm gonna learn," an excited Dickie-as-Kendall croons.
"I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman!"
Needless to say, this isn't your typical hip hop video.
Do yourself a favor and check out the full clip below:
It’s an exciting time in the Duggar clan.
News out of Tontitown is arriving so fast these days that even diehard fans can barely keep up.
But despite all the courtships, engagements, weddings, and births, the Duggars will always find time to give a proper introduction to their newest addition:
Last month, Joy-Anna Duggar welcomed her first child, a boy named Gideon Martyn Forsyth.
In a video posted on TLC’s website today, Joy and husband Austin Forsyth can be seen gushing about their bundle of joy as they introduce him to fans:
“We are so happy to announce the arrival of our baby, Gideon Martyn Forsyth,” Joy tells the camera.
“We chose Gideon because it’s a strong biblical name and the character in the bible was someone who was willing to follow the Lord, and he was a strong leader,” Austin says.
“And Martyn is my middle name, and it was my granddad’s on my mother’s side middle name, so, we just thought our firstborn should have my middle name.”
Joy goes on to detail the many ways in which she and Austin are thrilled with their new arrival:
“I think Austin’s really excited to have a baby boy because he’s been wanting to have someone to take to work and to go do a lot of different hobbies and to teach him all the skills that Austin knows,”
“And I’m excited because, I don’t know … he’s just our baby.”
From there, Joy delves into the flood of emotions that accompanied the arrival of her firstborn:
“I think being first time parents is really indescribable. I think everybody that has a baby goes through this feeling of just being so proud and so thankful to have a little one.
“It’s very humbling having a life depending on you,” Austin adds.
Joy goes on to say that while first-time motherhood has presented a wealth of challenges, she wouldn’t trade the experience for the world:
“The first few days have been really good,” she tells fans.
“Gideon, he likes to eat a lot. He sleeps a lot during the day and is up a lot during the night. So I’m trying to switch that around, but he’s done really good.”
Joy concludes her video by thanking fans for their “support and encouragement”
Hey, maybe now that the baby is here and healthy and happy, fans will focus on that instead of circulating those “shotgun wedding” rumors about Joy and Austin.
We kid, of course.
Sadly, that will never happen.
Fortunately, it doesn’t seem that the Forsyths are terribly bothered by such reports.
Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.
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It can't be… can it?
It's not finally happening… is it?
The Internet is abuzz this week with new rumors of a Friends reunion, and it's abuzz for a very good reason:
There's actually a video making the viral rounds of, well, a Friends reunion!
Based on a quick glance at the footage below, it really does appear as if the band is getting back together for an upcoming movie, especially when you consider the affiliated YouTube description.
It reads as follows:
This picks up a few years where the final season left off with (Ross’ kids) Ben and Emma grown up.
Mike and Phoebe have trouble with marriage, Monica and Chandler are getting a divorce, Joey couldn’t find someone, and Ross and Rachel have trouble after many years of not being together!
Filled with some surprise appearances by today’s actors, along with some old friends (no pun intended), this movie will be an all-star extravaganza, while showing a lesson in being there for each other.
Pretty amazing, isn't it?
Time to celebrate, right?
Yes, the trailer makes it look like Phoebe is now a doctor.
And Joey is a successful actor.
And Rachel and Monica are still very close.
But it doesn't take too astute of an Internet or television sleuth to realize what someone did here.
He or she simply edited together a bunch of clips of Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer and company appearing on various shows after Friends already ended.
For example, the clip of Courteney Fox and Jennifer Aniston is taken from the latter's appearance on Cougar Town.
Ditto for Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc from when Schwimmer guest-starred on Episodes.
Despite this pretty obvious smashing together of clips, some folks on social media got their hopes way high upon viewing the teaser.
"I JUST SAW A TRAILER FOR FRIENDS THE MOVIE AND I DON’T KNOW IF IT IS REAL BUT IF IT IS I’M GONNA SCREAM," wrote one person, for example.
"if this new FRIENDS movie is real & they’re tryna tell me Chandler & Monica broke up & Ross & Rachel broke up & Phoebe is a doctor I ain’t watching it."
Alas, this individual has nothing to worry about.
The cast remains tight-knit, it's true.
With the exception of Perry, who was doing a play in London at the time, they reunited in February of 2016 for Must See TV: An All-Star Tribute to James Burrows.
But they are not about to make a movie together, despite what you're about to see below.
Check out the fake trailer to see what has so many people all aflutter.
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Well, the Duggars are officially back on television, which means courtships, weddings, and an ever-growing army of newborns.
The latest to be granted permission to breed are Joseph Duggar and Kendra Caldwell, who got married just a few days in real life.
On the show, however, Joe and Kendra are just beginning the courtship that will eventually lead them to the altar.
Yes, that’s how quickly Joseph and Kendra’s courtship moved:
The couple got married before the season depicting their courtship even began.
As is customary in the Duggar fam, Joseph went all out with his courtship proposal.
We’d call it a “court-posal,” but that sounds like a term an overly-romantic process server uses to describe delivering a subpoena.
Anyway, Joseph and Kendra went to the concrete slab that marks the spot where the home he was born in formerly stood.
The idea, as explained by Joe, is that he wants his new life with Kendra to begin on the very spot where his first life began.
It’s a very romantic sentiment, but it’s somewhat marred by the fact that there’s no longer a structure standing on the premises, and Joe had to drag Kendra to a car auction first in order to maintain the element of surprise.
Sadly, for all the thought that Joe put into his proposal, Duggar fans on social media were most interested in the scene in which he and Kendra revel in the fact that they’ll finally be permitted to have physical contact with one another.
Yes, the young couple was downright giddy over the fact that they can now “side-hug,” and Twitter had a field day, because … well, that’s weird.
If you follow the family closely, you’re probably aware that the Duggar courtship rules are extremely strict, and they prohibit all forms of contact before courtship.
Once a couple is courting, they’re permitted to engage in side-hugs that last no longer than three seconds.
Joseph and Kendra reiterated some of his families more bizarre policies, informing viewers that they would not hold hands or be alone together until after they’re married.
Yes, the men and women of the Duggar clan often get married without ever having been alone with their spouse.
In this case, the whole thing was made all the more surreal by the fact that Jedediah Duggar courted Kendra before she switched brothers and wound up with Joe.
It’s a very strange situation … and it’s exactly the sort of thing we’ve come to expect from the Duggar clan.
Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.