Anna Faris: BRUTALLY Body-Shamed Over New Photo

As if divorcing Chris Pratt didn’t suck enough, Anna Faris is now facing a new trial in life after she shared a seemingly innocuous picture.

Faris, of all people, was targeted by body-shamers who flooded her social media with negative comments.

The trolling was so severe that she deleted the photo almost instantly.

“Having pre-show jitters,” Anna Faris confessed on social media after sharing the now-deleted photo you’re about to see.

“So glad Michael Sherman captured it,” she wrote with a hint of sarcasm.

Sherman is her Unqualified podcast assistant.

“Also,” Faris added. “I eventually decided to put on pants.”

It’s understandable that she would put it off — who wears pants unless they absolutely have to?

Unfortunately, it was not her lack of leg-prisons … sorry, her lack of pants … that grasped the attention of followers.

It was her legs and especially her thighs which, mostly visible, revealed that she has very slender legs and a significant thigh gap.

“You look so unhealthy,” one troll wrote, before instructing her: “Eat.”

Unfortunately, that was not the only comment — just an example.

She was bombarded by an onslaught of body-shaming from hateful trolls.

TMZ reports that Faris ended up deleting the photo after only 15 minutes.

That is heartbreaking.

Some celebrities merely choose to deactivate comments if the hateful vitriol becomes too much.

These days, celebrities are more accessible than ever before, and people who want to feel a sense of control will lash out at them to deliberately hurt their feelings.

It looks like it worked, this time. Anna Faris does not deserve this.

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Faris may have been backstage for her appearance on The Talk on Tuesday.

“Here’s the thing,” Faris confessed. “I feel really guilty that I wasn’t more anxious” about sending her son, Jack, to kindergarten.

“Because it feels like all the other parents were very anxious,” she explains.

“And the kindergarten teachers are like, ‘Ah, is everything going to be OK?'” when speaking to the nervous parents.

“And I felt like…can’t we just drop him off?” she says.

“Chris and I walked him there and we were trying to not transfer any, you know, hint of anxiety,” Faris shares.

She and her now-ex husband did the right thing, though Faris notes: “not that I was having it.” 

Jack followed their lead, she says: “He just ran in and he was like, ‘Bye guys!'”

“But it was that funny mom guilt feeling,” she explains.

This was a sensation “of like, I feel like this should emotionally tug at me more than it is.”

It sounds like they did a good job of instilling confidence in Jack.

We just hope that Faris isn’t reeling from the hateful backlash.

Social media can be an amazing tool to keep friends connected and to make new friends. People can exchange art and ideas.

Unfortunately, the worst people on the planet are also on social media, and they would like nothing more than to ruin someone’s day.

Anna Faris’ legs can be as thick or thin as she likes, and that is none of our business. Period.


Chris Pratt: Divorcing Anna Faris Totally Sucks

In August of 2017, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris announced their separation. Because love is dead and we’re all just bags of meat on a space rock who will one day succumb to entropy.

Little by little, they’ve both opened up this month about how it feels now that they’re divorcing.

Chris has just come right out and said it: It sucks.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is coming out in June, for better or for worse, and as part of the press tour, Chris Pratt spoke to Entertainment Weekly.

And yes, he touched on his divorce. And he was blunt:

“Divorce sucks.”

It can ultimately make people’s lives happier, but the process … is not fun. Kind of like how surgery can save your life, but you’ll definitely spend a few days feeling like you’ve been cut open.

“But at the end of the day, we’ve got a great kid who’s got two parents who love him very much.”

The couple shares a 5-year-old son, Jack. He remains the priority.

“We’re finding a way to navigate this while still remaining friends and still being kind to one another.”

That can be so challenging. It’s amazing that they’re keeping things amicable.

“It’s not ideal, but yeah, I think both of us are actually probably doing better.”

Anna Faris recently spoke to Women’s Health about the secret to keeping things healthy during this painful process.

“What Chris and I try to do is to communicate openly.”

That can be key for a successful marriage, but some couples allow a total breakdown of communication when they divorce. And that can be disastrous.

But Anna reminds people that not every divorce works the same way.

“We reiterate that there aren’t rules to this.”

It sounds like the key is keeping their priorities in order.

“We have a lot of love and friendship, and our big goal is to protect Jack.”

Every parent’s first priority should always be the welfare fo their child.

“I cherish my family, my close friends, my child — that makes the rest of it worth it.”

It wasn’t so long ago that an insider dished to Entertainment Tonight about how Chris and Anna are getting along.

“They still laugh and joke together and have seemed to have found a nice friendship as they co-parent.”

That sounds so healthy for them.

More importantly, it sounds really good for their young son.

“They are really committed to making this split as easy on Jack as they can.”

Of course, 5 is a time of massive transitions for children, but they know that.

“Helping him adjust to a big kid school is part of that.”


As soon as news of their split broke, rumors began to circulate that Chris Pratt was already dating someone else.

While there are many obvious reasons why it’s totally plausible to believe that he could land just about anyone, we should remember that this divorce isn’t happening because either Chris or Anna is a horndog.

Some joked after they announced their separation, saying things like: “This is why I’ll never let my man get hot.”

But that wasn’t the problem.

Sometimes, people just grow apart. It can be difficult when suddenly the person whose big break was starring on a sitcom is suddenly a movie star.

And no, despite rumors to the contrary, Chris Pratt is not dating Olivia Munn. They’re just friends.

It’s so good that Chris and Anna have found a way to make things work during their divorce.

So many splits turn acrimonious so quickly.

This is good for them, and even better for their son.

We imagine that this subject will come up a lot more, because we have two whole months until Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom comes out in theaters.

So Chris will be doing many more interviews. Obviously, a lot of people still have a lot of questions.

We continue to wish Chris and Anna the best.


Olivia Munn Texts Anna Faris: I’m Not Dating Chris Pratt! I Swear!

A couple of weeks ago, a report came out that Olivia Munn and Chris Pratt are dating. Both stars had plenty of time to confirm-or-deny, yet seemed content to stay quiet.

Until now. Olivia Munn tweeted out not one response, but several. In list form.

Also, Olivia took it upon herself to text Anna Faris about it. And she’s sharing that conversation with the world.

So, if rumor is to be believed, Chris Pratt and Olivia Munn are dating.

It makes sense. They’re both beautiful.

Both recently split from their famous exes

Last April, Olivia Munn split from Aaron Rodgers after three years together.

Almost exactly four months later, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separated. Because love is dead, that’s why.

More to the point, they’re both close friends who’ve been spending a lot of time together.

Per the report of their relationship, it began with that friendship after they had both had their breakups, and then grow into something more.

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But Olivia Munn took to Twitter to respond to some of these reports. In list form.

“1. Not every woman is scorned and upset after a breakup.”

That’s true. Many rumors suggested that Anna Faris was embittered.

“2. Not every woman is ‘furious’ at another woman for dating her ex.”

Also true. And we kind of get the feeling that Olivia Munn is more bothered by rumors that she’s feuding with Anna than she is by the dating rumors.

“3. So even if I [were] dating @prattprattpratt, some tabloids got me and @annafaris all wrong.”

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“4. Women respect and love each other a lot more than some people like to think.”

True! The sooner that people get past the mindset that woman are automatically rivals or “dramatic,” the better.

“5. Chris and I would have a horrible celebrity name. Crolivia. Prunn. Chrisivia. Olipratt.”

She’s … really got a point. I can think of some fusion names better than that, but they’re still not great.

Note how nothing on that list actually confirmed or denied that the two of them are banging each other’s brains out.

However, Olivia Munn did respond to those questions … but texting Anna Faris.

How do we know this? Because she included a screenshot of her conversation.

Olivia texted:

“Sooo… I would never respond to random tabloid stories, but since we know each other I wanted to reach out to you personally to tell you the story about me and Chris dating has 0% truth.”

She also added:

“I’m sure you already know it’s not true, or maybe you didn’t care either way, but I just wanted to reach out personally to tell you it’s not true.”

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And the screenshot reveals Anna Faris’ response.

“Hi!!!! Oh my god-this town is so f–king crazy. You are so sweet to text.”

Hey, even well outside of Hollywood, this kind of situation would attract attention. Let’s not blame this on geography.

“I love you. Having said that if you were my new sister in law I would be thrilled! -lets please catch up soon”

While we’re not sure that we’ve ever heard someone’s ex-husband’s new girlfriend referred to as a sister-in-law before, we think that everybody gets the idea.