Farrah Abraham: Mother Seeking Custody of Sophia After Assault Charges!

There’s a lot going on with Farrah Abraham at the moment, huh?

And not one single bit of it is good.

This week, her dog died — a Pomeranian named Blue that she and Sophia had gotten five years ago.

As if that wasn’t sad enough, Farrah made the situation sad in a different way by filming a video of Sophia crying over the dog’s lifeless body and throwing it up on Instagram.

On top of losing poor, poor Blue, it was just decided that she’d face charges for assaulting that hotel employee last month in Beverly Hills.

You remember what happened: she started arguing with other guests at the hotel, and she got so annoying that a security guard came to kick her out.

She allegedly became violent with the guard, hitting him in the face with her arm and then grabbing and pushing his face with her hand, and police were called.

When officers arrived, she told them to “f-ck off” and “go f-ck yourselves” multiple times, and when they took her to jail, she stayed there until the next afternoon.

She’s been charged with battery and with resisting arrest — both misdemeanors.

And on top of that, Farrah has been pretty messy lately, more than usual, even.

Her frozen yogurt shop got shut down, she’s been feuding with other reality stars, she’s been messing with her face again

It’s a tough time to be an Abraham.

Since Farrah has been having such a tough time right now, her mother, Debra Danielsen, has been talking to anyone who will listen about how maybe she should have custody of Sophia instead.

And since Farrah could be facing up to 18 months in jail with her new charges, she just might have a point.

In a new interview with Radar Online, Debra discusses what’s going on with her estranged daughter.

“It’s sad to say,” she tells the website, “but you can’t disrespect other people and get away with it. It’s important for Farrah to learn she needs to respect other people.”

She also says that she agrees with the charges, so it sounds like she’s totally cool with her golden child spending some time behind bars.

Us too, Deb.

Thanks to all of this new criminal nonsense, and also because of who Farrah is as a person, Debra says she has “no doubt” that Sophia would have a better life with her.

“I would have Sophia in a great school,” she explains. “She can socialize and be a kid, just like Farrah. She needs to be a regular kid.”

“Go to school and achieve academically. She loves science.”

Doesn’t that break your heart, that Sophia loves science? Because realistically, how much science is she able to study while being homeschooled by Farrah?

Debra also believes that Sophia is too young to be traveling so much and going to the kind of events that Farrah attends.

“There are too many pedophiles out there who take advantage of minors,” she argues. “It’s a scary world out there.”

“Sophia is so precious. She is a blessing. I would not put my child on display.”

But even though she feels so strongly about this, she says that she won’t fight Farrah for custody — not because she doesn’t want it, but because as a grandparent, she simply doesn’t have the right.

“There are laws in this country that prohibit grandparents from protecting grandchildren,” she claims.

“Sometimes it’s in the best interest of the minor a grandparent could step in. Why? To give the parent a time out to take care of themselves. There is no harm in that.”

She says that even if she had a team of lawyers, she legally wouldn’t be able to get Sophia, which honestly seems a bit off to us.

There are so many grandparents who have taken custody of their grandchildren in situations like these.

That’s why Jenelle Evans’ mother has custody of her son.

Debra may be unsuccessful, but if she’s that worried about Farrah’s ability to parent, there’s absolutely no reason why she can’t at least try to get custody of Sophia.

But there could be a chance Deb is making that excuse because she doesn’t want Farrah to cut her out of her life completely, which she could very well do if a custody battle were to begin.

“I do believe it can be fixed,” she said of her relationship with Farrah.

“Farrah, I love her very much. She is my daughter. I have sacrificed and given my life to her. I wish her nothing but well.”

Who would do a better job at raising Sophia?

Honestly, it’s hard to say.

We believe Debra when she says that she’d get her into a nice school, which would be so much better for her than being dragged around the world with Farrah.

But on the other hand … Debra raised Farrah.

She’s also filmed abusing her on Teen Mom more than once.

We’re not exactly confident in her ability to raise a child, either.

Best of luck, Sophia. You’re going to need it.


Farrah Abraham om Bristol Palin: UGH! Who Cares?!?

It's stunning, but it's true:

Bristol Palin will be a cast member on Teen Mom OG.

Yes, that Bristol Palin, the same one whose mom ran for Vice President of the entire United States in 2008.

Palin has three kids and have birth to her first when she was a teen, so, hey, we guess she qualifies!

Does Farrah Abraham agree?

After we got over the initial shock of Brisol landing this role, we got to wondering what Farrah thinks about MTV's decision to replace her with Palin.

Scroll down and all around to find out her response…

1. Wait, Wait… BRISTOL PALIN!

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We swear, it’s true! TMZ broke the news and other outlets have since confirmed. The 27-year old is the mother to a 9-year old named Tripp; a two-year old named Sailor; and a 14-month old named Atlee.

2. Why Would MTV Do This?

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Ummm… are you kidding? Bristol may have been the most famous teen mom in history when she got pregnant, as she carried a child in her unmarried womb while her mother was running for the second-highest office in the land. Talk about a ratings-grabbed!

3. Why Would Bristol Do This?

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For fame and fortune. She has been out of the spotlight for years and we’re assuming her paycheck is somewhere in the deep six figures. At minimum.

4. Has Palin Appeared on Reality TV Before?

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Yes, which is another reason why this isn’t a shock from her point of view. Palin co-starred, for example, on her mother’s TLC series Sarah Palin’s Alaska in 2010 .

5. And Also…

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… let’s not forget she was actually given her very own Lifetime series titled “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” for one season in 2012.

6. And Also One More…

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She also appeared on seasons 11 AND 15 of Dancing With the Stars. She finished in third place during her initial run and was eliminated on week four during her All-Stars run years later.

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Farrah Abraham: My Kid’s Dog Died for Real, Watch Her Cry Over It!

Farrah Abraham has never been known to be compassionate or thoughtful, nor has she been known to make solid parenting choices.

But still, this new thing is despicable, even for her.

Just days after she handed herself a brand new scandal by trying to convince her daughter to "prank" some friends by telling them her dog died, her dog actually died.
Yep, karma acted swiftly here, and unfortunately, a sweet little dog named Blue paid the price.
But the way Farrah is handling the situation is sincerely unbelievable …

1. The Dynamic Duo

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Look, Farrah makes a whole, whole lot of bad choices as a mother. She just does. We’ve discussed this many, many times.

2. SUCH Bad Choices

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Farrah thought it was a good idea to pull Sophia out of school so that she could homeschool her. In reality, it was not a good idea at all, because if Farrah has such trouble stringing a sentence together, how is she going to be responsible for a child’s entire education?

3. Tsk Tsk

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There’s also that whole thing where she seems incapable of understanding that some things should be off limits for children, like discussions about her sex tape and eyebrow waxings.

4. Oh No …

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But earlier this week, Farrah went and topped herself by trying to convince Sophia and her friends to prank someone by telling them that her dog died.

5. Um

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It was weird because how is that a prank? Farrah’s master plan was for Sophia to ring someone doorbell, run away, and then go back and tell that person that her dog had died. Is that … is that supposed to be funny? What is even the point? Also, how twisted is that idea?!

6. Dang, Karma

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That happened just a few days ago, and you won’t believe what’s happened for the Abrahams now.

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Farrah Abraham: I’m Not Going to Jail! That’s Fake News!

Last month, Farrah Abraham was arrested after allegedly attacking a male staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Earlier this week, Farrah was formally charged with assault, and prosecutors decided to tack on resisting arrest for good measure.

(That’ll happen when video of you telling the police to go f-ck themselves makes its way across social media.)

Naturally, Farrah handled the situation by admitting blame, asking forgiveness of the victim, and entering therapy in order to ensure that nothing like this ever happens.

Just kidding, she’s actually been blaming everyone else for her arrest and lying about the altercation every chance she gets.

Yes, despite considerable evidence to the contrary (Did we mention that video with the cops and the F-bombs?), Farrah says she was not arrested.

Most recently, she made that delusional claim on the Instagram page of Paparazzi Magazine after the outlet tagged her in a post about the arrest.

“Don’t tag me on lies all this is false,” Farrah commented.

 “False info,” she added.

Yes, apparently, “false info” is Farrah’s version of “fake news.”

Sadly, she won’t be old enough to run for president in 2020, but the way her career is going, you can expect her to be elected to the White House in 2028.

Anyway, to the surprise of absolutely no one, Farrah is completely full of it.

She was arrested; she has been charged with multiple misdemeanors; and she is facing 18 months in prison.

The folks over at Hollywood Life even went so far as to obtain court documents pertaining to Farrah’s arrest.

Armed with that evidence, HL reached out to Farrah for comment.

The surprising part is, she actually responded.

The not-so-surprising part is, she’s still trying to BS everyone.

“This case is all false. It’s all lies. It’s all false information,” Farrah responded.

“The court date has been set for August 13th, but there has been no judge assigned. I’ve told everybody this is all false.”

Man, she really loves that “false info” catchphrase.

You’ve gotta love how Farrah thinks she can just make people’s heads spin with legal mumbo-jumbo, and everyone will be like, “Well, she must be telling the truth!”

A word of legal advice, Farrah — don’t try that on the judge.


Farrah Abraham Dares Daughter to Tell Friend Her Dog Died!

We didn't think it was possible, but Farrah Abraham might have just reached a new low as a mother.

According to Radar Online, Farrah recently posted and deleted a video in which she encourages her daughter to tell a friend her dog died as a prank.

More sociopathic than funny, we would say.

And it seems a lot of Farrah's followers agree with that assessment.

Check out the gallery below to see how Farrah is traumatizing our nation's children this week:

1. Farrah and Sophia

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Farrah has made no secret of the fact that she’s hellbent on making Sophia famous. And her latest attempt might be her most bonkers to date.

2. The Worst Idea Ever

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The mother-daughter duo is launching a webseries called Kids Dare. And it sounds flat-out awful.

3. Kids Dare

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“It’s called Kids Dare,” Farrah tells Radar Online. “It’s like a mix between Punk’d and America’s Funniest Home Videos.”

4. Farrah’s In Charge

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We suppose in the right hands, that idea could work. But this is a Farrah project, so naturally, it went off the rails immediately.

5. The Brains of the Operation

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Yes, it seems this webseries is 100 percent Farrah’s idea, and she’s the one calling off the shots. And if you know the woman, you know how dangerous that is.

6. Starting Out Simply

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“First we’re going to ding-dong ditch,” Farrah says at the start of the now-deleted introductory video.

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Farrah Abraham Faces Jail Time on Assault Charges, Still Denies Everything

Farrah Abraham … she's just such a special soul, isn't she?

Rarely do we ever see a person so delusional, so misguided, so completely incapable of saying words.

Over the years, she's been getting worse, too, to the point where she's starting to get herself in trouble.

Remember when she was arrested for assaulting an employee at a hotel last month?

As if the incident itself wasn't bad enough for her, she's now facing some consequences for what she (allegedly!) did.

And those consequences are actually pretty intense.

1. Sigh …

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This is Farrah. You know Farrah! She is an absolute mess.

2. You Can’t Do That, Farrah

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She’s such a mess that last month, she was arrested at a hotel in Beverly Hills after hitting a security guard.

3. Girl, No

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According to police and several witnesses, Farrah seemed to be intoxicated and she’d been arguing with other guests at the hotel. Things were bad enough that the security guard came to kick her out, and that’s when she started getting violent.

4. Just Stop

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She also said things like “you should know who I am,” and she even told the responding police officers “go f-ck yourselves,” which is just too embarrassing to handle.

5. Great Parenting, As Usual

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While she was being arrested, her daughter, Sophia, was fast asleep in their hotel room. So that’s cute.

6. Jail Time!

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She spent that night and the next morning in jail before getting bailed out that afternoon, and when she was released, she was quick to tell everyone that she was “targeted” and that she didn’t do anything wrong. Because of course she didn’t.

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Farrah Abraham: Headed to Jail For Assault, Resisting Arrest?!

When Farrah Abraham got arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel last month, it initially looked as though she might walk away from the situation scot-free.

Though she remained in jail for more than 24 hours awaiting bail, prosecutors took their sweet time deciding whether or not she should be charged for allegedly assaulting a staff member at the hotel.

Well, good news for all you Farrah-haters out there:

Not only have the powers that be determined Ms. Abraham should go before a judge for the attack, they’ve also decided to charge her with resisting arrest!

This, according to TMZ, who reports that if she’s convicted on both charges, Farrah could face up to 18 months in prison.

There was a time when we’d say there’s no way someone with Farrah’s wealth, connections, and whiteness would ever go to jail over a pair of misdemeanors, but there are several factors that lead us to believe she might actually wind up doing time.

For starters, there’s the egregious nature of her offense.

Farrah didn’t justice resist arrest, she told the cops to “f-ck off,” repeatedly and in front of a video camera.

To make matters worse, Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, was in the hotel at the time of the incident.

Granted, she was upstairs asleep, but still.

Getting completely hammered and assaulting someone who was probably just trying to do his job while your young daughter is asleep under the same roof is … not a good look.

And while there was a time when pretty much every celebrity carried a wallet full of “get out of jail free” cards, those days are long gone.

In fact, Farrah’s years as a reality star might actually work to her disadvantage.

A decade of abusive and often violent behavior has been documented by camera crews and can now be viewed by a sentencing judge as a sort of impartial character witness.

And since Farrah was recently fired by MTV, she no longer enjoys the sort of personal wealth that might allow her to assemble an OJ-esque legal dream team.

That doesn’t mean Farrah is poor, of course — or remotely worried about her situation.

In fact, this week saw the launch of Farrah’s first app, which promises subscribers such perks as (non-porn) “exclusive” videos and the opportunity to follow Farrah on her own in-app social media network.

The venture probably won’t make her much money, but it serves as a reminder that Farrah is so delusional she would never consider the possibility that she’s not actually above the law.