Joe Biden vs. Donald Trump: Who Will Win Their Fight?


It is apparently about to be on between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

We don’t mean this metaphorically or figuratively, either… the politicians may actually come to physical blows!

The long-time rivalry between the ex-Vice President and current President was ratcheted up several notches on Wednesday when Biden spoke at the University of Miami.

Referencing certain comments Trump made on Access Hollywood back in 2005 about grabbing women by their private parts, Biden said the following about the Commander-in-Chief and how he treats the opposite sex:

“If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.”

Biden, who may very well run against Trump for President in 2020, also said any man who disrespected women was “usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

In response to these remarks, Trump took the high road and simply met with his economic advisors in order to figure out a way to balance income inequality in America.

Just kidding.

He instead jumped on Twitter, gave Biden a nickname and issued the Democrat a warning:

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault.

He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

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This is all a little silly and a tad immature, coming from two grown men.

But the possibility of Biden and Trump fighting is especially silly when you consider the former is 75 years old and the latter is 71 years old.

Trump was the oldest person ever elected to the Oval Office and, if Biden succeeds him in two-plus years, he’ll go ahead and take over that distinction.

Any actual fisticuffs between the senior citizens would leave all witnesses in tears; either from laughter or sadness that America has actually come to this.

Still, it’s hard not to wonder just who would win a fight between Biden and Trump, isn’t it?

Biden has been through nearly everything throughout his decades-long tenure as a Senator and Vice President, especially when it comes to a tragic personal life.

He lost a wife and a young child many years ago in a car accident.

In May of 2015, he then lost his son Beau to brain cancer.

The Delaware native has become known for speaking from his heart and for wearing his emotion on his sleeve.

If push came to legitimate shove, it’s easy to envision a passionate Biden cracking his knuckles and swinging away wildly, taking out every ounce of his anger and pain on Trump’s face.

The Donald, meanwhile, is rich and spoiled and hides behind threats of a lawsuit any time he doesn’t like someone.

He’s currently facing various lawsuits from women and allegations from women that he either assaulted them or slept with them behind his wife’s back.

He may be a little distracted at the moment by these scandals, meaning he may not dedicate as much time to training as Biden, who doesn’t technically have a job right now.

Trump’s diet also consists of fried chicken, Diet Coke and really well done steak with ketchup.

Is he really in fighting shape?

We’ll let you be the judge of this, and of the overarching question being debated around the Internet right now.

Click below and VOTE: Who would win in a fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

And the Winner is?

Joe Biden says he wants to fight Donald Trump. The President says to bring it on. So… who will win this throwdown?!? View Poll »