Farrah Abraham Flaunts Ridiculous Amount of Side-Boob, Continues to Pretend She’s Training For Boxing Match

Have you heard the exciting news about Farrah Abraham?

No, we’re not talking about the fact that she was arrested for drunkenly assaulting the staff at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

And no, we’re not talking about the fact that Farrah is training for a boxing match against one of the women who shamed her family by competing to have sex with Flavor freakin’ Flav on national television.

We’re talking about the latest video that Farrah posted on Instagram.

Now, you’re gonna see some things you’ve seen before in this video — namely, an almost-naked Farrah Abraham.

But you’re also gonna see some things that may cause you to question everything you thought you knew about biology, physics, and the very nature of reality.

We’re talking, of course, about Farrah’s side-boob.

You may be thinking to yourself, Farrah’s boobs are just like every other part of her body. I’ve seen them more times than I care to count!

That may be true (especially if your search history looks like ours), but for some reason, the latest glimpse at Farrah’s surgically-enhanced breasts has even the most jaded fans doing a double take.

Perhaps it’s the fact that most of the time we see Farrah’s boobs, they’re not in motion.

Or maybe it’s the fact that Farrah has been boasting non-stop about the results she’s gotten from all her recent “training” and implying that her physique is all natural.

Whatever the case, this video has been scrutinized by fans more than any Farrah footage since Backdoor Teen Mom.

“They don’t even bounce!” wrote one medical expert.

“Your surgeon gave u that body not god and it’s not that great,” commented another follower.

“Surgery got you that body. Training hasn’t given you any results yet,” remarked a third.

“You haven’t been doing it long enough and you don’t have any muscle definition. Why you tryna to preach to ppl who know what they’re talking about?”

Of course, Farrah had her defenders, too:

“There is so much body shaming going on! It’s hard enough for most women to love their body and themselves and then you have women who are shaming others!” remarked one fan.

“Great way in helping empower others!!! SMH!” the commenter added.

“You know she may of had procedures but that’s on her, so what! That her life and her body!

Far be it for us to back Farrah, but we’re in full agreement with this comment.

Besides, there are so many valid reasons to make fun of Farrah Abraham that it just seems lazy to resort to easy boob jokes.


Paola Mayfield Flaunts Her Baby Bump in a Barely-There Bikini!

Last month, we learned something very exciting: Paola Mayfield and Russ are expecting their first child.

The 90 Day Fiance couple is overjoyed at the news, and Pao is taking to social media to show off her baby bump in a barely-there bikini.

In the video that we've included, see how her fit body has changed.

Paola mayfield baby bump bikini

Wearing a colorful and extremely minimal bikini, Paola Mayfield poses in front of the mirror while recording herself.

"Too many changes," Paola writes in her Instagram caption. "And I’m loving them all."

As you'll see in the video below (and in the .gifs that we've whipped up), Pao's body is indeed changing.

Though it's been just under a month since she and Russ shared the good news, she's already showing a baby bump.

But, as you might expect from an ab-tastic fitness model, her baby bump looks a little different than most.

Paola mayfield baby bump gif

The first baby bump pic that Paola and Russ shared was a little more traditional.

It was a still image. Paola was wearing a red dress that hugged her belly with its newfound curves.

In the photo, kneeling before her, was Russ, planting a gentle kiss on his wife's bump.

It was very, very sweet.

But considering that Paola is a fitness model who is no stranger to showing off her incredible form on social media, this new video is a little more like what fans expect.

Paola mayfield look at my baby bump

A little over a week ago, Paola and Russ revealed that they're expecting a boy.

Obviously, gender is a social construct that no ultrasound can magically predict, but we know what they mean.

This is huge news for the couple.

Even Paola's friend Juan, who has had serious doubts about Russ and her relationship with him, is rejoicing at the pregnancy announcement.

It's good to support your friends, even if you have doubts about their life choices.

Paola mayfield pregnant and loving it

Paola moved from Columbia to the U.S. because she and Russ had fallen in love.

Like all 90 Day Fiance couples, Russ and Pao had to deal with more problems than simply their relationship beginning long-distance.

When Paola moved to the U.S. to be with Russ, she lived with Russ … in Oklahoma. It was not ideal.

She had no friends there and no career opportunities. And it was Oklahoma.

However, things changed for the better after Russ, being a supportive husband (despite his old-timey reservations about her career), moved to Miami with her.

Boy on tap

You might be distracted by Paola's baby bump or by the many visible parts of her body that are not her baby bump in this video.

But if you look at her face and the way that she's touching herself (on her abdomen, you pervs), you can see that she is really over the moon about her pregnancy.

By the way, in case anyone thinks of body-shaming her for maintaining her fit body while pregnant, please remember that different women carry weight, including baby weight, to different degrees.

Also, body-shaming someone for being slender is not morally superior to body-shaming someone for being large.

Congratulations again to Paola and Russ!

Paola mayfield flaunts her baby bump in barely there bikini

Leah Messer Flaunts Relationship With Scandalous New Boyfriend on Instagram!

Leah Messer’s love life is a subject of constant fascination among Teen Mom 2 fans.

For a while there it looked as though Leah would get back together with Jeremy Calvert, but when that reconciliation fizzled out, Ms. Messer quickly rebounded.

These days, Leah is dating Jason Jordan, and while he seems to make her immensely happy, some fans have taken issue with the budding romance.

Over the weekend, Leah documented her latest couple’s getaway on Instagram, and some fans saw the pics as an opportunity to reiterate their complaints.

For one thing, Jason is much older than Leah (she’s 26; he’s 38).

It’s not the kind of cradle-robbery that makes you want to alert the authorities, but it’s enough of an age gap to raise a few eyebrows.

Especially since despite the fact that he’s pushing 40, Jason still seems to have quite a bit of growing up to do.

Naturally, once word of the relationship went public, fans started doing their research and dug up everything they could about Jason.

The most interesting thing they unearthed was a series of YouTube videos in which Jason played a character named West Virginia Meth Man.

Now, as far as we know, Jason never dabbled in meth himself.

And it appears he was just poking fun at some of the more, um … colorful residents of his home state.

Still many found the skits to be in poor taste, particularly one video in which Jason (as Meth Man) commented on the Ray Rice domestic abuse scandal.

“Just want to make a little comment about Ray Rice,” quoth Meth Man.

“Think he can go around punching women in the mouth, knocking them out cold. When I was high on meth one time I did that and nobody got mad. They just expect it out of me!”

Now, that’s obviously not the most tasteful joke, but anyone accusing Jason of condoning violence against women would be willfully misrepresenting the bit.

Should he have just refrained from joking about domestic violence at all? Probably?

But the crux of the gag is that only the most repugnant individuals — your Ray Rices and your Meth Mans — would engage in such behavior.

To be clear, the Meth Man routine isn’t particularly funny, and Leah is probably overjoyed by the fact that her boyfriend has retired the character.

But a few seriously unfunny skits shouldn’t be a deal breaker — otherwise, Ariana Grande would have to dump Pete Davidson! Zing!


Kylie Jenner Flaunts Post-Baby Curves on Instagram: It’s Good to Be 20 and Rich!

It’s been less than six months since Kylie Jenner welcomed her first child, but to look at the soon-to-be billionaire’s Instagram pics (or bank balance), you would think she spent all that time away from the spotlight working out and stacking funds.

Sure, being a single mom is never easy … but an army personal trainers and a net worth in high nine-figure range probably helps to ease the burden just a bit.

As you can see, Kylie sprang right back to peak physical condition after giving birth to baby Stormi.

We can see how her progress might be inspirational for some folks in need of a fitness goal.

But we can also see how it would be equally depressing for others.

The situation brings to mind the recent debate over whether or not Kylie is a “self-made” billionaire.

The question tore the internet in twain, not unlike the Yanny/Laurel conflict that preceded it, but in the end, no satisfactory conclusion was reached.

Like pretty much everything else on the planet, Kylie’s scenario is complicated and full of nuance.

Yes, she was born into a life of unimaginable privilege and influence, and when it comes to everything from starting a business to getting back in shape, she has a number of advantages that most of us could only dream of.

But, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t work hard.

And it certainly doesn’t mean that she deserves no credit or praise for her success.

Kylie was born with a major leg up in the world, it’s true.

But her efforts to improve upon her already lofty position are still impressive.

Maybe there’s a lesson to be learned in all of this.

No matter what your circumstances, the best thing you can aspire to is to try to and improve upon them even slightly, and your only competitor should be your past self.

Or maybe we’ve just devoted entirely too much thought to Kylie Jenner’s 40 bajillionth selfie.

Either way, homegirl is crushing it these days.

Of course, when we were 20, we spent most of our time showing fake IDs to 7-11 clerks, so pretty much anyone her age who’s doing anything productive deserves a shout-out in our eyes.


Jenna Jameson Flaunts Astonishing 57 Pound Weight Loss!

Jenna Jameson has been retired from porn for over ten years now, but she’s still one of the handful household names to emerge from the adult industry in the ’90s and early 2000s.

While she raked in a ton of cash during her career, Jameson’s life has deteriorated recently into the sort of cautionary tale that the porn world produces so consistently.

In the past few years, Jameson has been arrested; she’s been involved in multiple unhealthy relationships; and she’s appeared intoxicated and incoherent in numerous relationships.

She’s been both a victim and a perpetrator of awful behavior.

She’s lied; she’s cheated; she’s said horrible, racist things on television and blamed others when she was called out for her comments.

In other words, she’s what 60 million or so Americans would consider presidential material.

But despite the many times Jenna has let us down, we’re still rooting for her.

We’re mostly rooting for her to stop being racist, but maybe a more positive worldview come more naturally now that she’s taking care of herself.

As you can see, Jenna has shed quite a few pounds in recent months — 57 pounds to be exact.

She posted the before-and-after pics above to her Instagram page this week along with a caption describing her process:

“Thought I’d post a #motivationmonday #beforeandafter of my total weight loss,” Jameson wrote.

“On the right I weight 187. On the left I’m a strong 130. I was lethargic and struggled with the easiest of tasks like walking in the beach sand with Batelli.

“I felt slow mentally and physically. I took the pic on the right for a body positive post I was going to do and decided against it because I felt anything but fucking positive,” she added.

“I’m now a little under 4 months on the #ketodiet and it’s not only given me physical results, I feel happier, smarter, and much more confident.”:

Jameson also posted a second before-and-after pic, this time offering 

This has been a strong week for my Keto lifestyle results. I’m no longer really losing fat, I’m tightening,” she wrote.

“I see and feel the biggest difference in my arms and back.

“When I was out of shape, I felt really thick through my core and trap and arm area. That’s finally starting to go.”

Yes, the keto diet is working wonders for lots of people these days.

But until they invent carb-free french fry sandwiches, it simply won’t be for us.

Anyway, congrats to Jenna on her remarkable transformation.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go bury our shame in an avalanche of empty calories.


Tyler Baltierra Flaunts WILD Weight Loss in New Thirst Trap!

Teen Mom OG star Tyler Baltierra has shown off his insane weight loss in recent weeks, but he’s been working to do more than just shed some pounds.

He’s working hard to tone his body and regain his abs. And, as you can see below, it is clearly working.

There’s a fine line between sharing your body transformation progress and posting a thirst trap, and Tyler may have just crossed it.

It’s not #TransformationThursday yet, but clearly Tyler Baltierra was happy to share his extraordinary progress with his fans and followers.

“Five months ago, I was 208” pounds, Tyler Baltierra shares in the caption of the photo that he shared with Snapchat followers.

208 can be a lot or a little, depending upon your height and build. At only 5-foot-11, he was feeling a little to large at that size.

“… Today?” he continues. “163! #BOOM.”

That’s a 45 pound weight loss in only 5 months. That’s 9 pounds a month! And just look at the results:

Like we said, he isn’t just walking the line between a fitness pic and a thirst trap. He crossed it.

But why shouldn’t he? He’s really transformed his look this year.

His pecs and abs are looking top notch. His hard work is obviously paying off, and he has every right to flaunt the results to the world.

This is a great reminder that all of this is about more than just shedding some unwanted pounds.

Tyler has detailed his mental health struggles online. He’s also sharing his efforts to improve his physical health.

Beside the side-by-side ab pics below, Tyler writes: “1 month before (LEFT) & after! (RIGHT)”

“Finally making some progress on this goal of mine,” he proudly shares with his fans and followers.

“I think It’s important to document your journey,” Tyler says. “Even if you don’t ever decide to share it.”

For some people pursuing weight loss, the photos at the start of their efforts aren’t the sort that they would ever want to share. That’s fine.

But Tyler explains why it’s important to keep a personal photo journal.

What he’s describing here is what fitness folks refer to as personal accountability photos. Some share them daily.

“Because the days you don’t feel like putting in the work because either you don’t feel like you’re seeing results or you’re just feeling lazy as hell,” Tyler explains. 

He continues, saying that: “those are the days those pics come in handy to motivate & prove to yourself what you are doing & why!”

“40lbs down & only 2 months of consistently working out…BOOM!” he announces.

And that’s up to 45, now.

“For once in my life,” Tyler says. “I’m actually pumped & pretty proud of myself!”

He has a lot of reason to be proud!

Unfortunately, some naysayers are already claiming that all of this body-sculpting is going to lead Tyler Baltierra to leave Catelynn Lowell.

They say that Catelynn might enjoy Tyler’s new body now, but that we’re only a few months away from news of a separation.

Though working out can be a red flag for an affair or an impending breakup, it can also just mean that someone wants to improve their health or self esteem.

And while it’s true that one partner suddenly changing their lifestyle can lead to a split, that doesn’t mean that it always happens.

Tyler and Catelynn have been together since they were twelve years old. It’s hard to imagine that some abs, however nice, are going to break them up.

Besides, as we said, Catelynn really likes what Tyler’s done with himself.