David Eason: I Need a Gun So They Don’t Force My Straight White Ass Into a Concentration Camp!

It’s been almost seven months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 for hurling bigoted slurs at fans on social media.

But Jenelle Evans’ husband has made a point of not backing away from his controversial stances.

In fact — because 2018 is nightmarish hellscape in which every idiot with an opinion feels that they need to cram it down your throat on a daily basis until you run screaming for the “block” button — he’s been more outspoken than ever in recent weeks. 

You see, David is one of those well-heeled straight, Christian white guys who has somehow convinced himself he’s an oppressed minority.

In David’s mind, the whole world is out to get him, and the barbarians are forever at his gates, which is why he needs to be armed to the teeth in order to defend himself.

And he’s been expressing that view in increasingly offensive fashion lately with the help of the preferred weapon of internet jackasses everywhere — memes.

David Eason Instagram Meme

As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out, David posted the above meme earlier this week, and predictably, the reaction from fans has been one of mingled confusion and outrage.

“Why gun control? Because armed people will NOT willingly load themselves into railroad boxcars,” reads the caption.

So … does David really think he’s at risk of being sent off to a concentration camp?

Interestingly, that post comes on the heels of another one in which Eason boasts of his pride in being a straight white redneck.

David Eason "Straight Pride" Meme

“For the people who get offended when you call them what they identify themselves as… I’m also proud to be a white man, a southerner and a redneck! #pride,” Eason captioned the above image.

As far as we can tell, David is the kind of guy who will tell you that he and the rest of the MAGA crowd are tired of winning in one breath, and then argue that he needs an AR-15 to protect himself from his many oppressors in the next.

He’s that very modern sort of dipsh-t who will complain about identity politics while proudly affixing himself with labels that he thinks will make his opinions matter more.

Clearly, political matters are very much at the forefront of David’s mind these days.

But since he and his wife have had CPS called to their house 20 times in the past year, maybe he should focus a bit more energy on getting his own house in order.


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Kanye West: Did He FORCE Kim Kardashian to Meet With Donald Trump?!

As you’ve likely heard by now, Kim Kardashian met with Donald Trump this week, and the internet simply doesn’t know how to feel about it.

Some have praised Kim for putting her reputation on the line for a worthy cause.

Others have condemned her for providing a photo op to a president she’s been highly critical of in the past.

And then there are those who feel it’s inappropriate for the president to meet with a reality star, because apparently those folks just emerged from a three-year coma, and no one has brought them up to speed on the news yet.

Anyway, this certainly isn’t the first time that Kim’s feelings toward 45 have been the subject of intense public scrutiny in recent weeks.

Kanye West’s love of Trump has alienated many of his fans and earned him the admiration of people who usually just call the cops when they hear hip-hop.

And there are those who feel its no coincidence that Kim met with Trump so soon after her husband sang the man’s praises on Twitter.

Kimye-Donald Trump

According to Radar Online, the situation has resulted in a familial rift, as Kim feels she’s being pulled in opposite directions by her MAGA hat-wearing husband and her more liberal mother and sisters.

“Kanye is so proud of Kim for meeting with the Trump, who he openly supports,” an insider tells the site.

“But Kris and her sisters do not agree with her decision and feel that she is being incredibly selfish by ignoring her own true beliefs to follow Kanye’s political agenda.”

The political divide within the Kard clan has reportedly deepened to the point that Kris, Khloe and Kourtney are no longer speaking with Kanye.

Last night, the rapper hosted a listening party for his new album in Wyoming.

Sources say the more left-leaning side of Kim’s family opted to stay home as a form of protest.

“Kim’s family were all invited and many of them were planning on going before Kim’s meeting with Trump,” the insider said, adding:

“The worst part is that Kim has no idea her sisters and furious.”

While it wasn’t all that long ago that Kim considered leaving Kanye (a rough patch he alludes to in the lyrics to one of his new songs), these days it seems Yeezy very much has the upper hand in the relationship.

“Kim is being obedient to Kanye now and the power shift has changed dramatically,” the source told Radar.

Apparently the rapper is on quite a roll these days.

In fact, Kanye might be the only Trump supporter who’s legitimately tired of winning.