Duggar Girls to Fans: If You Have Premarital Sex, You Will DIE!

The Duggar kids have all been homeschooled, and now we’re getting a sense of what health class was like on the compound.

Not surprisingly, it seems Jim Bob and Michelle weren’t above using scare tactics when it came to dissuading their children from engaging in premarital sex.

The Duggar courtship rules are notorious for strictly prohibiting virtually all forms of physical contact before marriage.

The threat of eternal damnation is the primary deterrent that causes unmarried Duggar couples to stick to hand-holding and side-hugs.

But it seems that in order to make doubly sure that they’re able to resist temptation, the family also frightens hormonal young people with more earthly dangers.

In Touch Weekly has unearthed an excerpt from the 2014 memoir Growing Up Duggar, in which Jana, Jill, Jessa and Jinger talk fearfully of the sexually transmitted diseases that await those who are unable to hold off until marriage:

“God has created physical intimacy to be a wonderful wedding gift for pleasure and bonding and to procreate children, but if it is done prematurely or with multiple partners, the very thing that was created to bring joy can bring sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, herpes, and human papillomavirus (HPV), which can cause infertility, cervical cancer, and a life sentence of pain and suffering,” the girls write.

“HPV is just one of many sexually transmitted viruses, but it has recently become a notorious killer of women. According to the National Cancer Institute, ‘Virtually all cervical cancers are caused by HPV infections,'” the excerpt continued.

“The American Cancer Society estimates that 4,030 women will die from cervical cancer this year. STDs like HPV also carry a high risk of being passed on to loved ones, including the woman’s husband or her children,” the Duggars added, just in case your genitals were not yet sufficiently terrified.

Of course, it’s possible to have safe premarital sex, but don’t tell that to the Duggar gals, who seem to have pretty much made up their minds that it results in instant death.

The emphasis on HPV is particularly strange, as while the disease is fairly common, in most cases, it doesn’t result in any symptoms:

“In most cases, HPV goes away on its own and does not cause any health problems,” the CDC states.

Really, the need to convince young fans of the physical dangers of premarital sex is strange, as anyone reading a Duggar bio is probably pretty all-in on all that “after-life” and “vengeful God” business.

Just assuring them they’ll burn in hell is probably sufficient when it comes to scaring them into keeping their knees together.

But hey, maybe the Duggars believe that frightening people away from premarital sex is a lot like premarital sex itself – you can never be too safe.

Anyway, we suppose the method has proven effective.

While there may have been some “shotgun wedding” rumors about Joy-Anna, it seems the Duggar women have thus far all abstained from sex before marriage.

The Duggar men, on the other hand … well, that’s a different story.

Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.


Spice Girls to Perform at Prince Harry-Meghan Markle Wedding!

What could possibly be better than a royal wedding?

Okay, the list of answers to that question is actually incredibly long and includes everything from Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to reruns of Roseanne.

But we’re here to talk about one very specific thing that’s better than a royal wedding – and that’s a royal wedding that features a performance from the Spice Girls.

Yes, according to none other than Mel B, after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle exchange vows in May, they’ll be serenaded by Britain’s favorite pop group behind those shaggy-headed dudes who sang that song about the Walrus.

Mel reluctantly made the announcement while appearing on daytime talk show The Real this morning.

Hosts Adrienne Bailon, Loni Love and Jeannie Mai questioned Mel on whether or not she’s been invited to the wedding, and she eventually broke down and silently mouthed the word “going.”

The crowd lost its mind, and Mel admitted that she may have been a bit too forthcoming.

“I don’t know if I should have said that live on camera, but…” she joked.

When the trio of hosts pressed Mel for further information about the event, she confessed that her former bandmates would also be in attendance.

Asked if she received a formal invitation, Mel clarified:

“Well, it was the five Spice Girls. Why am I so honest?”

Mel drew the line, however, at providing a physical description of the royal invite.

“See, now that’s getting too personal if I actually describe it.” Mel B said, adding it was a “proper” invite. “I’m not saying any more!” 

Then came the biggest revelation of all:

Asked if she performing at the ceremony, Mel simply shook her head, laughed, and threw her notecards in the air.

That’s British for “yes, but if I say it out loud, the Queen might have me beheaded.”

For the time being Mel’s not saying anything more, and in general details about Harry and Meghan’s wedding have been scarce, so we have no choice but to make wild guesses regarding the setlist.

To come right out of the gate with “Wannabe” or “Spice Up Your Life” would be to risk stealing the spotlight from the bride and groom (another beheadable offense).

We’re betting on something more lyrically appropriate – “When 2 Become 1” followed by a rousing rendition of “Say You’ll Be There” in order to … spice things up.

Whatever the case, it’s sure to be a memorable performance … that will never be seen by lowly peasants like us. Zigazig ah!


The Bachelor Recap: Arie Probably Had Sex With All Three Girls But Only Two Got Roses

The Bachelor’s penultimate episode of Season 22 began with three women, but only two would receive roses from Arie Luyendyk Jr.

If you read The Bachelor spoilers, you know who predictably moved on to the finale … and how the finale is just the beginning.

As revealed weeks ago – and seemingly confirmed on Sunday’s Women Tell All special, Arie gets engaged next Monday night.

Then Luyendyk does something super f–ked up, according to Caroline Lunny, who’s close to one of the final three, Becca Kufrin.

We leave it up to you to decide if you want to check out those links and learn more. For now, let’s break down the overnight dates.

(Also known as the long-awaited episode in which Arie romances Becca, Kendall Long and Lauren Burnham in the Fantasy Suite.)

Arie and his trio of finalists headed for Peru for what truly may have been the most intense and save installment in Bachelor history, as the Main Hunk kicked things off by taking Kendall out.

She told the viewers that she was “falling” for Arie, yet also knew she was emotionally lagging behind the other two women.

“If Arie proposed to me today, I’d probably say no,” she actually admitted, earning points for a bit of honesty.

However, all it took was a day of riding on dune buggies for Kendall to say she wanted to ride Arie raw, accepting his invitation to a fantasy suite.

“I feel like I don’t want to move forward without knowing that there’s more than just the physical side – but after spending the day with you and talking with you tonight, I feel like you really made me so much more comfortable,” she explained.

After a night of presumably hot sex, Kendall’s mind was changed and made up:

She wanted that proposal and she wanted it bad!

Next up, Arie took a shower (most likely) and then took out Lauren.

They enjoyed time in the air over Nazca Lines, although Lauren was clearly stuck in her own head.

Arie complained that he could only see “glimpses” of this “incredible woman,” to which she replied that she might actually leave the show. How come?

Because she was jealous that Arie was also dating two other women.

(Note to Lauren: It’s gotten better at least, right? He was dating 23 other women, like, eight weeks ago.)

How did Arie figure out how to get Lauren into bed solve this trust issue? He told her he loved her! Just like that! Out of nowhere!

“It’s just kind of crazy how quick and how hard I fell for you,” he says, adding:

“I just want to let you know that I do feel confident in all this, because I love you. And I would hate to lose you. It feels so good to say that.”

Cue the waterworks!

Cue Lauren assuming this meant Arie wanted to marry her, not just ravage her between the sheets!

“I just can’t see Arie ending up with anyone else but me,” Lauren said the next morning, after the two continually told each other they were in love.

From there… Arie went out with Becca, who he dubbed “safe and comfortable.”

The date? A trip on a catamaran. All that was on Becca’s mind? Telling Arie how she felt about him.

She didn’t think Arie would reciprocate her feelings, but she just had to go for it.

“At this point, I just feel so confident with you and where I’m at with you,” she said. “I’ve been dying to tell you that. I do. I do love you.”

And guess what? Arie concurs! He whispers the L Bomb right back in response! And then he says it again and again after Becca asks him to and.. well…

… let’s just hope Lauren wasn’t watching this part of the episode.

“He just told me he loves me, and I am shocked,” Becca said later.

“I did not think he would say that back, honestly. I’m so full and so happy and there’s just so much love, I feel like my heart is exploding.

“I want to hear it. I want him to keep saying it over and over and over!”

She even added:

“I see my life partner and my husband and the father of my children. I see it so clearly. Nothing can get in the way at all.”

After another session of banging a finalist, Arie said Becca was “literally perfect” and that he had even considered proposing to her on the spot.

It’s a good thing he didn’t, however, because her ex-boyfriend suddenly showed up on the scene!

Some dude named Ross appeared and said he was determined to get Becca back after the two had dated for seven years.

“I didn’t know anything about this show,” he said hilariously on camera. “I didn’t know it ended in a proposal until someone told me. Then I knew I had to do something.”

Before confronting Becca, Ross told Arie that she was “the love of my life” and he just had to see if she felt the same way about him.

Arie replied that he wouldn’t get in the way… Ross went to Becca’s hotel room… and total awkwardness ensued.

“I feel like you live your life in a movie, and you think it’s going to work out like The Notebook,” she told him, and she wasn’t finished:

“This is like, you inserting yourself into my life, and that’s not your place. You are holding on to a shred of hope that we had years ago, so long ago.

“We have both changed so much. You don’t really know who I am anymore, and I don’t know who you are anymore. I can’t go back to that. I don’t want to go back to that.”

Harsh, but honest. Goodbye, Ross.

with a rose

So that brings up to the Rose Ceremony and Arie saying each remaining woman is “amazing and special.”

But one apparently was not as amazing and special as the other two.

“We had an amazing night together, and I always have so much fun with you,” he told Kendall, prior to destroying her heart and her spirit.

“I know that next week is big. I’ve just been thinking a lot about us, and I just don’t know… I don’t think we can get there.”

And that was that.

Kendall took the news pretty well, actually, perhaps it finally hit her:

Wait, I was one of three woman this dude banged in three nights! I can deserve so much better!

Are you ready for the grand finale next Monday might?


Serena Williams Takes Black Girls to ‘Black Panther,’ ‘Huge Moment for Black People’

Serena Williams surprised a group of young black girls with a private screening of “Black Panther” on Thursday — telling the crowd, “This is a huge moment for us and for black people.” Serena and her hubby, Alexis Ohanian, organized the event…


Kate Middleton: Is She Pregnant With Twin Girls?!

As you’ve likely heard by now, Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child.

But could the Duchess of Cambridge be expecting a fourth child, as well?

That’s the rumor floating around social media today thanks to a new report from Life & Style magazine.

The tabloid claims that Kate is pregnant with twins, and sonograms have revealed that she’s expecting two girls.

A source says Will and Kate “couldn’t be happier about their double-baby news” and have already begun picking out names.

“She’s been telling pals that she’s thrilled to be pregnant with two little princesses and has been proudly showing the sonogram to those closest to her.”

Yes, insiders claim a pair of princesses will be entering the world in 2018.

But don’t expect any of that cutesy name nonsense:

“They don’t plan to coordinate the girls’ names to rhyme or start with the same letter,” says the source.

“Though they’re still debating the final choices, they’ve narrowed down names for the second baby, the source said: “They both like Victoria, Alice, Olivia, Alexandra, and Elizabeth.”

“One of the babies was calm and relaxed, whereas the other had endless energy,” the source adds.

“In a way, Kate feels like she got an idea of what the girls’ personalities are like! Kate jokes that the active baby is a ‘drama queen in the making.’”

The insider claims that the twins have already begun to express their different personalities:

“Kate says the chill baby is taking after George, and her sister is like Charlotte, personality-wise,” the source continued.

“But both babies have been keeping Kate awake at night, as they’re constantly hiccupping and moving around!”

We don’t know why Will and Kate are bothering with all these traditional names when obviously they should dub the twins Chill Child and Princess Anxiety.

Jeez, it’s like we have to think of everything for these royals!

The source adds that the whole family has been helping out around the palace as Kate prepares to welcome the new arrivals, including Meghan Markle who will marry Prince Harry in May:

“Meghan [Markle] has been by Kate’s side during the pregnancy and is always helping out,” the source reveals.

“Meghan often cooks healthy meals for Kate to ensure she’s getting all the right nutrients. She adores George and Charlotte and looks after them if Kate wants to take a nap.”

Yes, if the source is reliable, a royal wedding and two royal babies are on the horizon.

If this were a reality show, we’d say they’re overdoing it!