We all know that Kim Kardashian’s surrogate is due soon — maybe even sooner than expected. Even with a small army of nannies, she’s about to have her hands full.
Which is why, we suppose, she’s taking the time to pose wearing nothing but body glitter now, while she still has the time on her hands.
Thanksgiving was last week, but honestly, we’re feeling all kinds of thankful for these steamy photos.
Kim Kardashian’s third baby is on the way … via surrogate, which is why Kim doesn’t show even a hint of a baby bump in these breathtaking, nearly nude pics.
Though initially reported to be due in January, it’s been said that the surrogate may give birth some time in December.
This is one of those cases where even the best doctors can’t know for sure, because pregnancies can be a little unpredictable. And there are conflicting reports, and you just don’t know whom to believe.
The best and safest assumption that you can make is that Kim’s third child will probably greet the world before Valentine’s Day.
I, for one, am eager to know which interesting name she and Kanye are going to give out this time.
But, while we wait, we can enjoy how Kim is using her time between now and the delivery.
Because, needless to say, most women who are expecting a baby in just a month or two would look very different in body glitter than this:
She. Looks. So. Good!
We suppose that one of the advantages of the whole world having seen you naked before is that it can be really freeing in terms of what photoshoots you might choose to do or choose to not do.
For example, the whole world has seen Kim Kardashian’s ginormous badonkadonk in that (in)famous Paper Magazine photoshoot that “broke the internet.”
Which means that Kim can do a photoshoot in body glitter to promote her beauty products and she can do it in front of a reflective backdrop without quaking in her boots that somebody might see her butt.
Besides, we’d say that her boobs are probably taking center stage, here:
There’s a lot of reflective light going on — that’s the whole idea of glitter, of course, and it’s also magnified by the flashing lights and by the reflective backdrop.
But Kim Kardashian is flaunting her gorgeous body for the world to see.
We don’t really know how this ties into her beauty products but … that’s like asking how how mostly naked people on posters help sell clothes, right?
Anyway, Kim looks great in these little glimpses that she gave to her fans and followers.
We cannot wait to see the finished, final version.
Some fans responded with criticisms of her posing in body glitter, as there has recently been some public discussion of how glitter is bad for the environment.
A lot of people were concerned — how would they enjoy a rave, or a Kesha concert, without glitter? Glitter is fun at parties and the fact that it never completely goes away (not for ages, anyway) makes it a friendly reminder that you had fun recently.
(Kind of like a hickey, we suppose)
The good news is that environmentally friendly glitter absolutely exists. It’s made of biodegradable materials.
We don’t know that Kim is using that, but at the very least, she isn’t promoting a product that is automatically damaging to the environment.
We wouldn’t be surprised if Kim is using eco-friendly glitter, however.
Remember, she’s about to have her third child. What kind of world does she want her children to inherit?