Meghan Markle’s Dumb Dad Wishes He’d Gone to the Royal Wedding

If you’ve been anywhere near an internet-enabled device in the past 72 hours, then you’re no doubt aware that Prince Harry married Meghan Markle in a unique ceremony at Windsor Castle in London.

Harry and Meghan’s nuptials were different from previous royal weddings in a number of important ways.

Most were cool and interesting, others … well, not so much.

For example, the ceremony incorporated elements of African-American culture in order to honor Meghan’s ethnicity and nationality.

That was inarguably awesome.

In the other column, you’ll find the almost unbelievably messy drama surrounding Meghan’s family.

While it certainly helped set this wedding apart from its predecessors, we’re guessing Harry and Meghan would have been happy to skip over the soap opera BS delivered by her father and her half-siblings.

Meghan’s half-brother and half-sister talked a bunch of trash, but that came as no surprise, as those two revealed themselves to be bestselling items at the jerk store several months ago.

Much more unexpected was the last-minute turmoil involving Meghan’s father.

Thomas Markle skipped the royal wedding, bowing out just days before the ceremony for reasons that still aren’t totally clear.

At first, there were reports that Meghan’s dad had suffered a heart attack.

Now, however, it doesn’t that that was the case.

The more likely explanation seems to be that Thomas was humiliated by the revelation that he’d agreed to be photographed by paparazzi in exchange for a fee.

That’s not to say Thomas is without health issues, but it seems that his reasons for skipping the wedding were more varied and complex than initially reported.

Weirdly, Thomas was in regular communication with TMZ throughout the build-up to the wedding, and he spoke to the site on Saturday after Meghan and Harry exchanged vows.

“My baby looks beautiful and she looks very happy,” he said.

“I wish I were there and I wish them all my love and all happiness.”

Thomas added that watching the wedding on television was both “emotional and joyful.”

We may never know exactly what prompted Thomas to stay home instead of participating in this once-in-a-lifetime event, but remarkably, it seems he and Meghan have remained on good terms.

But perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised by that – something tells us Meghan has lots of experience forgiving her father.


Kylie Jenner: My Baby Bump is Gone! See for Yourself!

Kylie Jenner has celebrated the one-month birthday of her first child by sharing a different kind of first:

Her very first photo of her post-pregnancy belly.

Two weeks after Jenner gave birth to Stormi Webster on February 1, the 20-year old shared a picture of herself in the driver’s seat of a car.

But Kylie was wearing some kind of jumpsuit that covered her entire body, only giving fans a general glimpse of how she and her stomach were recovering from the trauma of child birth.

A short while later, Jenner once again posted an image on social media.

This snapshot centered on the reality star’s impressive legs… but, once again, Kylie’s belly was being kept under wraps.

That was then, however, and this is now.

And now Kylie is ready to show off her svelte figure, a mere month after becoming a mother to a precious little girl.

Clearly psyched about all the weight she has already lost since pregnancy, Jenner wrote “1 monthhhhhhhhh” as a Snapchat caption to this image.

As you can see, it features Kylie in a tight black shirt and a pair of black string bikini underwear bottoms.

And that’s it. Nothing else.

It’s the Kylie Jenner we all remember from several months ago, before she started to shun the spotlight in order to focus on impending motherhood.

According to a previous report, Kylie has been on an insane diet of late, scarcely ever eating more than 1,500 calories per day and working out nonstop.

She allegedly eats wild salmon for breakfast, turkey and salad for lunch and then maybe just soup early evening.

This diet is making her “miserable,” an insider claims, but apparently it’s accomplishing its all-important goal of getting Kylie back to her pre-baby weight.

Elsewhere, Travis Scott paid tribute to his one-month old in a very different way.

daddy shirt

The rapper did not share a picture of his abs or anything like that.

Instead, he posted the above photo on Instagram and penned as a caption:

“My lil mama 1 month today. Her favorite unit of course.”

Neither Jenner nor Scott has said a whole lot about Stormi since she entered the world, although Kylie did recently respond to to one fan on Twitter in late February, saying the baby “is “good” and “looks just like me when I was a baby.”

How adorable!

The new mother also admitted she’s still in total awe of her daughter, telling the user she is “still staring at her all day.”

And this is what Jenner had to say the day she announced the arrival of Stormi, regarding why she had been so quiet in the months leading up to that occasion:

I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions.

I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. my pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world.

I knew for myself i needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way i knew how.

My beautiful and healthy baby girl arrived February 1st and i just couldn’t wait to share this blessing. I’ve never felt love and happiness like this i could burst!

Thank you for understanding.


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