Months after polling fans on their opinion, Kim Zolciak got a breast reduction.
She’s currently recovering, but has already declared herself part of the esteemed office of the “itty bitty titty committee.”
Now, she’s opening up about her recovery — and her husband Kroy is sharing what he thinks of her new, small boobs.
Speaking on her podcast, House of Kim, Kim Zolciak reiturates why she got her breasts reduced from their previously massive size.
“It’s like you know what, I’m 40, I’m tired,” she explains.
We’re all tired in 2018 no matter our age, but she explains that her boobs were literally weighing her down.
“My back,” she says. “Is a little sore” from carrying the extra burden.
But she shares that her plans for a reduction weren’t universally popular, because “Kroy the whole time has not been that happy about it.”
Her husband Kroy Biermann also speaks on the podcast.
“I’m not against it,” he clarifies.
Obviously any person is more than their body, and anyone who is fixated on one physical trait of their spouse instead of who their spouse is as a person shouldn’t be married.
That said … sexual attraction is a huge part of many, though not all, relationships. It’s not surprising for Kim’s husband to have his own thoughts about her boobs.
Kim says that Kroy loved her “big floppy titties” and will miss them. That’s … quite an image. Good or bad, we suppose, depending upon your personal tastes.
Kroy isn’t shy about being head over heels for Kim’s bazongas.
“I loved them,” Kroy admits.
That said, he’s not in a huff about her surgery or feeling disenchanted with Kim because she’s no longer smuggling a pair of fleshy watermelons wherever they go.
“And,” Kroy shares. “I’m sure I’m gonna love these too.”
We do not doubt that he will. Boobs are great, generally speaking. Size is only one facet of their qualities.
Kim explains some hard truths about how boobs change with time.
“I felt like as I kind of got older, my boobs went from being down under my throat to being by my belly button,” Kim admits.
Throat is an odd term. maybe she means her chest or sternum? When she says “throat,” we’re getting a very upsetting image that resembles Mitch McConnell.
“So now,” she says, she’s had the surgery and “they’re back up at my throat.”
“I’m good,” Kim reveals. “And they are so cute girl, and so perky!”
Kim shares that she’s had some recovery time, but not nearly as much as someone might expect.
“I was only on the [pain] meds for three days,” she reveals.
“Then,” Kim continues. “I was on Advil for two days and I haven’t taken anything for a day and a half,”
It sounds like she’s having a very easy recovery! Good for her.
We hope that she — and Kroy — get a lot of enjoyment out of her brand new D-cups.
Though, for the record, in no universe is a D-cup “itty” or “bitty.”