Amber Rose: Gwyneth Paltrow F-cked Jay-Z, You Guys!

Becky with the Good Hair?

More like Famous Actress with the Haughy Attitude and Very Successful Lifestyle Website!

So says Amber Rose, at least.

In a surprise bombshell she decided to drop as a guest on a recent episode of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s podcast “Make Speidi Famous Again,” Rose has come out and said Gwyneth Paltrow slept with Jay-Z.

While Jay-Z was married to Beyonce.

As in, Paltrow is the infamous woman referred to in gossip circles as “Becky with the Good Hair.”

This was the moniker Beyonce herself gave her husband’s mistress in the 2016 track “Sorry,” in which she sang about Jay-Z’s infidelity and said:

He better call Becky with the good hair.

Ever since Beyonce sang these shocking words, the Internet has been obsessed with determine just who the heck came between her marriage to the dishonest rapper.

And Rose says it’s Paltrow!

“I definitely think that Gwyneth Paltrow is ‘Becky with the good hair … I feel like she’s the one who was, like, f—king Jay-Z,” Rose told Montag and Pratt this week.

What is her evidence for the affair?

Let’s just say it’s a tad bit flimsy.

“They were like friends, and then, like, you don’t see Gwyneth Paltrow with Beyoncé anymore,” Rose explained, adding in vague detail:

It just seems like she was the one that was f-cking Jay-Z, and now Gwyneth lost her husband, but like Beyoncé’s still with Jay.”

(For the record: Paltrow split from husband Chris Martin in 2014 and is now engaged to television producer Brad Falchuk.)

Is that really all you’ve got, Amber?

That Jay-Z and Beyonce used to be tight with the Iron Man actress and that’s no longer the case?

There’s practically more proof out there that OJ Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s dad.

The most popular theory for the mistress in question’s identity has been fashion designer Rachel Roy, who is also rumored to be the catalyst for Solange Knowles’ 2014 Met Gala elevator fight with Jay-Z.

Awhile ago, Roy shared an Instagram photo with the caption “Good hair don’t care, but we will take good lighting, for selfies, or self truths, always. Live in the light #nodramaqueens.”

She posted this on the same day the “Sorry” was released.

However, Roy then tried to shoot down her self-created chatter, writing online later that same week:

“I want to put the speculation and rumors to rest. My Instagram post was meant to be fun and lighthearted, it was misunderstood as something other than that.

“There is no validity to the idea that the song references me personally. There is no truth to the rumors.”

Beyonce and Jay-Z remain together, the parents of three young kids, despite the latter’s infidelity.

He opened up about it this year to David Letterman.

“I want to have the emotional tools that it takes to keep my family together. And much like you, I have a beautiful wife who’s understanding and knew I’m not the worst of what I’ve done,” the rapper told the comedian, adding:

“We did the hard work of going to therapy and you know, we love each other, right? So we really put in the work.”

Elsewhere, Paltrow’s rep tells Us Weekly that this cheating allegation “is completely absurd and 100 percent false.”

Are you buying it?


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Gwyneth Paltrow & Brad Falchuk: Confirm Their Engagement in Goop!

Gwyneth Paltrow's latest issue of Goop has something new — and no, it's not yet another suggestion that readers stuff rocks up their vaginas for better sex.

Well, that might be in there too, for all we know. But the big story, as you'll see in the video below, is …

Gwyneth Patlrow and Brad Falchuk confirm are confirming their engagement!

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Back in November, we told you that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged.

Gwyneth Paltrow is, of course, a legendary actress who's also more than dabbled in … what's a nice word for quackery? Let's go with "self-help" and "wellness," through her Goop magazine.

Brad Falchuk is an unnecessarily handsome writer who's been a fellow creative and even co-creator on a number of Ryan Murphy projects, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story.

Their cozy romance has warmed even our cold hearts a time or two, including when Gwyneth and Brad showed off an actually good Halloween costume.

Couples costumes can say a lot about the couple themselves.

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When we reported that the couple was engaged, that was a little over a month ago and it was based upon, well, other reports.

They hadn't made an official announcement.

Now, though, Gwyneth and Brad have come forward with an official announcement: they're engaged.

They made their announcement in the newest issue of Goop, because of course they did.

Good Morning America reported the couple's statement.

"We feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives, when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship."

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That statement is almost normal for Gwyneth.

Compared to her "conscious uncoupling" from ex, Chris Martin, it sounds like what a non-bonkers person would say in their announcement.

(Though we wonder if there's some sort of special, weird, New Age significance to "juncture in our lives" and "building blocks" but … let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt)

As a public figure, Gwyneth is often disliked by people who are tired of her Goop.

(She thinks people only dislike her because she's a woman, but misogyny is, for once, not the primary source of ire)

But she must be very likable in person, because Brad Falchuk's clearly fallen for her.

(No, we don't just think that he's there for the great, Goop-approved anal sex)

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Gwyneth and Brad reportedly discussed the possibility of engagement for at least a year before they decided to actually take that step.

It's so good that they decided to wait. A lot of people fall in love and think that it's forever, and rush into a doomed marriage.

But Gwyneth and Brad have both been in very lengthy relationships — and even marriages — before.

This isn't their first rodeo, so they considered things carefully.

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And, as Good Morning America reveals, deciding that they should consciously couple was about one thing in particular.

.. Where to go out to dinner?

Well, more accurately, about what sort of things they can see themselves arguing about when they're 90.

Which they imagine will still be about where to go out for dinner.

We hope that things go well for them. Sometimes, what's a playful argument during your first few years of a relationship can grow old and bitter when you're decades older.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk: Engaged!

Gwyneth Paltrow and boyfriend Brad Falchuk have been going strong for a few years, now. Their Halloween costumes this year were actually good and they make a genuinely cute couple.

Well, they’re taking things to the next level.

One might say that the two of them are “consciously coupling.”

Well … Gwyneth might say that, anyway, after her infamous “consciously uncoupling” breakup line when she and Chris Martin split.

But there’s some very good news in Gwyneth’s personal life.

Gwyneth is an actress. She’s a beautiful woman. She also happens to own a magazine that tells women to shove rocks up their vaginas for better sex.

Brad Falchuk is perhaps a little less well-known, but his name is probably familiar at the very least.

He’s been a co-creator and/or writer on just about every big Ryan Murphy project for a while now, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story.

(Falchuk is a good-looking guy and you’d think that he’d be an actor, but half of the pictures of him make him look alarmed and bewildered. Some people do their best work off of the screen)

The two met back in 2014 on the set of Glee.

They didn’t go public with their relationship until 2015. They attended the screening of Scream Queens together, openly dating, and even posted a couples selfie to Instagram.

Well, now they’re doing much more than just going public.

Us Weekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed to them that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged.

One of Us‘ insiders says that the couple has been discussing the possibility of engagement for over a year.

“They both knew it would happen, but it wasn’t a big thing to them because they were both in long marriages before. There wasn’t a rush”

In fact, both Gwyneth and Brad have two children, each, from previous marriages.

They knew that they had more than just themselves to consider. It’s good that they took their time.

Of course, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk haven’t officially announced their engagement just yet.

The fact that the news has broken might rush things along a little, but it sounds like Gwyneth has a plan.

The couple has reportedly already taken engagement photos, and Gwyneth plans to put them up on her website for the big announcement.

With Gwyneth, there’s no way of knowing when “the right time” might be. It might be after they’ve told all family members. It might be based on, like, quasi-spiritual “medical” advice.

And speaking of the load of Goop that Gwyneth likes to share, let’s remember what Brad Falchuk is marrying into.

Gwyneth has been something of a controversial figure in recent years.

And while Gwyneth thinks that people only hate her because she’s a woman, we have to say that there’s more than misogyny at work.

It’s … well, some people think that she’s about as out-of-touch with the real world as Mitt Romney or Lucille Bluth.

She also, again, puts out a newsletter called Goop that encourages practices that are not recommended by doctors.

Like, again, stuffing a rock up your vagina to allegedly improve your sex life.

(Fair warning, rocks are porous and this could lead to an infection)

But if Brad Falchuk’s willing to accept the good with the bad, then good for the two of them.


Gwyneth Paltrow: Her Halloween Costume is Actually Good!

Drop what you’re doing and look at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Halloween costume. No, we’re not kidding.

If you haven’t seen the box office-topping 1995 crime-thriller, Se7en, then … well, beware. 22-year-old spoilers around.

Regardless, you need to see this.

Again, Gwyneth’s costume contains a movie spoiler, so be warned.

Though, to be fair, this particular movie spoiler is from 1995 and is old enough to drink.

We can talk about why it’s funny and why people don’t really root for Gwyneth’s costumes to be great in a moment.

But … you deserve to see this photo.

Twitter funny-man Patrick Monahan (not the guy from Train) tweeted: 

“It is with a heavy heart that I report that Gwyenth Paltrow’s Halloween costume owns.”

It is with similarly heavy hearts that we must absolutely confirm this.

Just look:

(The unnecessarily handsome guy with her is her boyfriend, Brad Falchuk, whose writing projects include … most of the stuff that you know Ryan Murphy for)

Okay, so, if you immediately got this, good for you and for your ’90s movie memory.

If not, let us refresh your memory.

(Or, again, potentially spoil a pretty epic crime thriller for you)

Way back in the year 1995, Gwyneth Paltrow was in Se7en alongside then-boyfriend Brad Pitt.

(And Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey)

Well, at the end, Gwyneth’s character’s head ends up in a box. The question “what’s in the box” comes up among the characters, and the answer was … yeah. Super unpleasant.

It’s a very famous scene and Gwyneth’s costume being a callback to it is great and shows a better sense of humor than most people imagine her having.

As for the reason that people don’t necessarily root for Gwyneth Paltrow to do things that are funny or likeable, well …

Normally, this would be because of overexposure.

Like, people get sick of a star being everywhere, so they decide to hate them.

Either something comes up (like a minor scandal) and people use it as an excuse to turn their resentment at seeing a celebrity everywhere into hate, or … people just hate them anyway.

In Gwyneth’s case, though … there might be some elements of overexposure or whatever.

But a lot of people are tired of her and her Goop.

Contrary to what she thinks, people don’t just hate her because she’s a woman, but because she peddles “alternative remedies” that have been famously blasted by doctors as ineffective and even dangerous.

Please go to real doctors instead of sticking rocks up your vaginas, folks.

Because of that and the way that Gwyneth talks — talking about “consciously uncoupling” because apparently “breakups” are too pedestrian or mainstream or whatever — she can really rub people the wrong way.

It’s nice and refreshing to see her displaying a down-to-earth sense of humor.

There are other famous films with famous spoilers that actors could potentially parody as Halloween costumes.

One that comes to mind is the spoiler from The Usual Suspects, though hopefully Kevin Spacey will just stay home this Halloween, considering the circumstances.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversies are much less serious, though.

It’s nice to see this side of Gwyneth every now and then.

Because she’s usually so full of … Goop.