Justin Bieber to Hailey Baldwin: U Make Me So Horny!

Hailey Baldwin just gave Justin Bieber a major erection.

Sorry. We don’t mean to be lewd or inappropriate here.

We’re just quoting the singer himself.

Late last week, Baldwin posted a new photo on Instagram of her as the face of Canadian designer Nicole Benisti’s new clothing line.

In the snapshot, Hailey is donning a black puffy jacket, skin-tight pants and heels. She looks great, there’s no denying as much.

And while this may be a subjective statement, it’s one shared by the man who wants to spend the rest of his life with Baldwin, as Bieber couldn’t help but jump into Hailey’s Comments section…

… and basically say he wanted to jump her bones right then and there.

“Back again as the face of @nicolebenisti wearing my favorite coat,” Baldwin wrote in the caption, raving about the $ 2,900 (!!!!!) garment, to which Bieber replied:

Ur just too much. U turn me on.

lovin hailey

Well… okay then!

Thanks for telling the entire world that, JB!

Multiple fans remarked that the artist’s admission in response to this photo made “uncomfortable” or were “too much.”

Heck, Gwyneth Paltrow even wrote “TMI,” which stands for Too Much Information.

And she makes a fair point, right? Justin could easily have just waited until Baldwin got home that night and shown her how he was turned on.

We didn’t need to read all about it.

But Bieber and Baldwin have often been all over each other on Instagram ever since they got back together earlier this year.

The singer and the model have been unafraid to share very racu pictures – such as THIS ONE – of kissing, fondling and general public displays of affection.

It’s quite clear they are quitte attracted to each other.

But, hey, at least they’re married!

We’re pretty sure they’re married, at least.

Justin and Hailey exchanged vows in a New York City courthouse in September, although they have been hesitant to confirm their husband and wife status until they have a bigger and more religious ceremony down the line.

We’re not sure when that will take place.

But Baldwin did recently confirm her marital status — and what better source could there be than one of the two people involved here?

Just a few weeks ago, a source told Us Weekly that Baldwin “would do anything” for her husband, adding:

“He was her first love.”

What about Selena Gomez?

“For Justin, there’s always going to be a soft spot in his heart for Selena because you don’t just stop loving someone and caring about someone, especially when they’re going through a difficult time like she is,” another Us Weekly insider said.

He was referring to Selena checking into a mental health clinic a little while back and he added:

“[Bieber] sees his romantic life going forward with Hailey, and he has to separate himself from feeling guilty or bad about Selena because it wouldn’t be fair to his current relationship.

“Hailey is still feeling secure in their relationship because of that.”

And it probably also helps her feel secure that Bieber wants to give it to her at pretty much all times.


Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Have Matching Face Tattoos: Report

According to a surprising new report, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have something in common aside from undying affection for one another.

They also have matching face tattoos.

For real!


Tattoo artist Keith McCurdy, better known by his nickname “Bang Bang,” tells Page Six that he can confirm the so-called works of art himself…

… because he’s the one who drew them on the singer and his midel wife.

“They each got a tattoo,” McCurdy says. “Justin’s tattoo is on his face, and I haven’t seen any photos of it — so he’s doing a good job of laying low.”

Added Mr. Bang:

“It’s really thin and delicate. And [it’s] also not a traditional couples’ tattoo . . . I don’t want to give away what it is until press gets a hold of it.”

How interesting, right?

That’s one word for it at least.

Bieber is apparently changing his look all over the place these days, considering he recently shaved all the hair off his head as well.

The tattoo artist, who is responsible for many other designs across Bieber’s body, added to the aforementioned outlet that this face tattoo is near Justin’s eyebrow and is comprised of “little words.”

Perhaps it’s an ode or a reference of some kind to Baldwin?

Gotta imagine some paparazzo will get close enough soon to give us all a solid glimpse.

Bieber and Baldwin shocked the world by getting engaged this summer

They then shocked the world once again a few weeks ago by getting married in a courthouse in New York City.

There was some debate at the time over whether or not Hailey and Justin actually tied the knot or merely obtained a marriage license — but Baldwin told a fan last month that it was the former.

She confirmed she is married to Bieber.

We can still expect the famous couple to hold a larger ceremony and reception at some point in the future, however.

For the most part, however, Bieber and Baldwin have remained pretty quiet ever since they got back together.

There are some questions over whether Bieber will even record any music ever again — or if he’ll just dedicate himself to his religion and his relationship.

We suppose time will tell.

In the meantime, let’s all speculate and wonder:

What the heck could this face tattoo be?

And is there any chance at all it looks good?!?


Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber: Yes, We’re Married!

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have reportedly put an end to one of the weirder controversies in recent memory.

Simply put: Yes, the stars are married.

We never thought we’d have to clarify such a thing about such a famous couple.

But Bieber and Baldwin have remained oddly coy ever since entering a New York City courthouse a few weeks ago and… maybe tying the knot?

Maybe just obtainining a marriage license?

This has been the question ever since: Are they actually husband and wife or not?!?

On Wednesday, a woman named Nona Melkoni told Us Weekly that she sat next to Bieber and Baldwin at the restaurant at Joan’s on Third in Studio City.

And she evidently took it upon herself to play investigative reporter.

“I asked them if they were married and they simultaneously said yes!” Melkoni explained to this tabloid, adding:

“They were both very happy and kind. He told me that she’s his angel. They were super sweet!”

Wow. So there we have it, we guess.

Earlier this month, we reported that the pair had, indeed, exchanged vows inside the aforementioned courthouse and even that Baldwin was pregnant with Justin’s child.

We now stand by the first half of that sentence, but we cannot verify the second half.

Previously, insiders have claimed that Baldwin and Bieber did not want to acknowledge their status until they had a religious marriage ceremony.

They almost didn’t even view the legal side of their arrangement as “counting,” if that makes any sense.

At some point down the line, Hailey and Justin will have a far bigger ceremony and reception.

They will be married by a priest, presumably, and celebrate with all their family members and loved ones.

It’s simply unclear exactly when this will happen and exactly why they went the courthouse route to begin with.

What’s crystal clear, however, is how in love the singer is with the model.

Sorry, ladies, but it’s true.

After rekindling their romance in June, Bieber and Baldwin stunned the world when they got engaged in July.

They’ve been pretty open about their feelings for each other in the months since. To wit:

“He is incredible,” Baldwin gushed in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar published Tuesday. “He crushes everything. Every song, every feature.”

In this same interview, Hailey didn’t hesitate when it came to having children with The Biebs, bringing up the topic herself in a sort of roundabout way by remarking:

“I want more (tattoos), but I’m keeping space for my kids’ names, and certain sentimental things, and I don’t want to fill all the cute spots before … I get there.”

Due to the witness account outlined above, the question no longer seems to be whether Baldwin and Bieber are married.

Instead, attention now turns to whether the latter will make the former sign a postnuptial agreement in order to protect his giant fortune.

It’s been estimated at $ 250 million.

We know Justin is head over heels over head again in love with Hailey and everything… but we’ve simply seen too many celebrity marriages fall apart.

Make her sigh the document, dude.