Rihanna: Boyfriend Hassan Jameel Warning Chris Brown to Stay Away?!

Rihanna is … well, there’s no real way to communicate with mere words how amazing Rihanna is.

She’s beautiful, intelligent, talented, and just so many good things. There aren’t enough hours in the day to sit down and count all of her virtues.

She’s just the best, OK?

And if you’re a human being who walks this earth, then you surely know that.

It just makes sense that since Rihanna is such a treasure to us all, she’s even more special to the men she dates — and since last year, she’s been dating billionaire Hassan Jameel.

Hassan is the deputy president and vice chairman of his family’s company, which owns the rights to sell Toyota cars in Saudi Arabia.

We don’t know much more about him, since he and Rihanna have been keeping their relationship very private.

But we do know that they’ve been dating for close to a year now, and that they definitely seem serious about each other.

So that’s nice, right? It’s good to see Rihanna with someone who isn’t an aggressive, violent, hateful, scary douchebag.

And speaking of Chris Brown …

It seems like while Chris isn’t exactly an issue in Rihanna and Hassan’s relationship, Hassan is concerned about him.

A source tells Hollywood Life that “He is uncomfortable with her ex Chris lurking in her past.”

Gee, wonder why?

“Hassan doesn’t trust Chris,” the source adds, “and he feels like he is unpredictable when it comes to Rihanna.”

“He feels like Chris is capable of trying anything to win her back and that has him feeling uneasy. Hassan tries not to worry about Chris, but knowing he may still love Rihanna makes him feel a bit tense.”

His concerns may be valid — another source claims that even after all this time and even though Rihanna has clearly moved on, Chris is still hung up on her.

“Chris thinks Hassan is not good enough for Rihanna — but then, nobody would be good enough for her in his eyes,” this insider states.

He’s including himself in that, right? He can’t think that he’s good enough for her. Right?!

“He thinks there’s no way Rihanna would marry this dude, which is kinda funny really as he doesn’t know Hassan at all,” the source continues.

“Chris just can’t help it though, even after all these years, and all the water that’s passed under the bridge, he still loves Rihanna to pieces and he still thinks of her as being his girl.”

“It’s totally crazy, but Chris still holds out this belief that one day, somehow, he and Rihanna will get back together and live happily after,” the insider concludes.

No wonder Hassan has some concerns.

Especially when Chris has referred to himself as a stalker in the past, and has made statements like “If I love you, bitch, ain’t nobody gonna have you, I’m gonna make you miserable.”

We’d say we don’t have the best feeling about this, but we never have good feelings when it comes to Chris Brown.


Rihanna and Hassan Jameel’s Relationship Isn’t as New as You Thought!

Rihanna absolutely deserves happiness, and she’s clearly getting it.

We saw Rihanna making out with the unnecessarily handsome Hassan Jameel in those famous hot tub pics just last month.

And now we know even more about this gorgeous couple’s new relationship — including that it’s not as new as the world assumed.

Apparently, Rihanna and Hassan Jameel have been hooking up for months, according to Us Weekly.

That goes back way before they were photographed necking in Ibiza.

The two of them were then photographed again — wearing more clothes than they had been in the relative privacy of Rihanna’s villa — out getting coffee.

Hassan Jameel, as you might recall, is a Saudi businessman.

He’s deputy president and vice chairman of a family-owned company that owns the rights to sell Toyota cars in Saudi Arabia.

Hassan may have a number of qualifiers in his position like “deputy” and “vice,” but he’s become something of the face of his family’s company.

Probably not only because he’s handsome, but let’s not rule that out as a factor.

He’s traveled the world to represent his family’s business interests, and that’s included meeting British royalty.

While we don’t know Hassan Jameel’s personal net worth, his family’s said to be worth about $ 1.5 billion.

That’s nothing to scoff at, even if you’re an intensely successful singer who’s worth hundreds of millions yourself.

But we suspect that it isn’t Jameel’s money that drew Rihanna’s interest.

And while the fact that Hassan is really, really, ridiculously good-looking can’t have hurt, we know that Rihanna could have any guy on the planet, so there’s more to this.

But Rihanna’s past comments paint a pretty clear picture of what she wants in a man.

We already knew, of course, that Rihanna doesn’t like casual sex.

(To each their own)

But our girl RiRi has some definite opinions about the qualities that she’s seeking in a man.

And, for reasons that we can’t explain, Rihanna describes her ideal lover in terms of personality rather than physical traits.

“I’m turned on by guys who are cultured.”

That goes beyond a guy she can take to the J. Paul Getty art museum, folks.

“They don’t have to have a single degree, but they should speak other languages or know things about other parts of the world or history or certain artists or musicians.”

That’s a wide array.

Note that she’s not requiring that every guy who wants to date her be a polymath of some sort.

They just need to know something interesting. A skill or knowledge or experience.

And while we’re sure that Rihanna would prefer guys with multiple talents to one-trick ponies, she’s not demanding that potential suitors have every skill or piece of knowledge.

Rihanna understands that education never ends.

“I like to be taught.”

And no, that does not mean that Rihanna likes mansplaining.

Basically, Rihanna likes a man whose mind is rich with thoughts, knowledge, and experiences.

Hey, more cute-and-dumb types for everyone who prefers those, right?

(Who would want to have to compete with Rihanna anyway?)

We’re so, so glad that she’s having a good time.

Rihanna brings joy to the world, whether it’s through incredible music or through captivating music videos about killing men.

We’re not claiming that Hassan Jameel is going to be Rihanna’s happily ever after or that she’ll be his, of course.

We don’t know if they’re dating-dating (hookups can go on for years without ever turning into dating) or if things will get even more serious than that.

They don’t know what the future will hold and neither do we.

But happiness doesn’t have to be permanent to have meaning.

Now that the world knows about it, the rest of us get to vicariously enjoy their relationship as long as it lasts.


Naomi Campbell: Furious at Rihanna for Dating Hassan Jameel

Rihanna may have bagged herself a billionaire in Spain this week.

But she also walked herself right into a feud with veteran supermodel Naomi Campbell.

Or kissed her way right into this feud, we should say.

On Tuesday, photos went viral of Rihanna making out with someone named Hassan Jameel while the two took a private deep in a pool in Spain.

The superstar and Jameel were only spotted swapping spit, but it was an intense session of tonsil hockey.

In baseball terms, Rihanna and her rumored new boyfriend may have only gotten to first base, but it was a sharply hit, line drive single.

Moreover, who knows what went on behind closed doors between Rihanna and Jameel? Even more layers of clothing may have come off.

Not that Campbell wants to hear about any of this.

The long-time model dated Jameel last year; she was spotted at a Stevie Wonder concert with him during the 2016 Barclaycard British Summer Time Festival in Hyde Park.

And it’s safe to assume that Rihanna’s relationship with her former flame is the reason why Campbell stopped following the artist across all social media platforms.

“Naomi has known about Rihanna dating Jameel for a while and she is furious about them being together,” a source tells Hollywood Life, adding:

“On a superficial level, Naomi feels she’s hotter and more successful than Rihanna, so it’s frustrating to see the photos circulating online.”

That’s a superficial to be sure. It’s also a simple falsehood.

We can understand why Campbell is pissed, however.

Hassan Jameel is a lot more than a handsome face. The guy is ridiculously rich!

The businessman’s family owns Abdul Latif Jameel, an organization that – among many other ventures – owns the right to sell Toyota Motor vehicles in Saudi Arabia and several other Middle Eastern countries.

In other words: he makes money every time someone in these nations buys a Toyota.

Just how lucrative is this business?

Jameel is reportedly worth around $ 1.5 billion.

He’s also a good person, however, not just a cold-hearted money-maker.

Jameel is the president of the company’s Community Jameel in Saudi Arabia.

This is a a charitable organization that coordinates programs focused on the “social, cultural, educational and economic development of individuals and communities in the Middle East region and beyond,” according to the official website.

Asked by Andy Cohen earlier this year about her alleged beef with Rihanna, Campbell shot back:

“We’re fine.”

She eventually said she doesn’t have a feud with anyone, “especially with black women, who are in the same thing and doing the same struggle.”

Or doing the same man, apparently.

An insider has told The Sun that this romance is “the real deal,” but Campbell isn’t buying it.

She’s supposedly not all that upset about Rihanna getting it on with Jameel because she “doubts they will last very long as a couple, given their poor dating histories,” Hollywood Life writes.

Only time will tell, but we don’t really care what Naomi Campbell has to say.

As long as Chris Brown is sad over this relationship, we’re extremely happy.


Hassan Jameel: All You Need to Know About Rihanna’s New Man!

Much to the chagrin of Chris Brown and the satisfaction of literally everyone NOT named Chris Brown, it appears as though Rihanna has moved on from her violent ex-boyfriend.

Yes, we know, she and Brown haven’t actually dated for many years.

But chatter over their romantic status was re-ignited earlier this month after Brown talked at length about Rihanna in his recently-released documentary.

It’s pretty clear Brown wants to get back together with the artist.

Thankfully, however, Rihanna does not feel the same way.

Photos hit the Internet this week that feature Rihanna swapping some major spit with some mystery dude in Spain.

In the paparazzi pictures, Rihanna has her arms around this guy’s neck while the two take a dip in a pool, her mouth wide open and basically swallowing her lucky paramour’s tongue.

And now we have a name to attach to the brown-haired dude’s face: Hassan Jameel.

His name is reportedly Hassan Jameel.

Who the heck is Hassan Jameel, though?

According to various Internet sources, he used to make love to Naomi Campbell, as Twitter user “@averyRichBish” shared photos yesterday of Campbell kissing someone who looked very much like Jameel…

… followed by the aforementioned photos of Rihanna kissing someone who looks very much like Jameel.

This would explain why Campbell stopped following Rihanna on Twitter and Instagram.

What else do we know about Hassan Jameel.

He works for his family business. Jameel serves as the deputy president and vice chairman of Abdul Latif Jameel, according to The Sun, a company that owns the rights to sell Toyota vehicles in Saudi Arabia.

The official website talks up the company as being comprised of “diversified businesses with deep roots in the Middle East, North Africa, and Turkey.”

Hassan was spotted with Campbell at a Stevie Wonder concert at last year’s Barclaycard British Summer Time Festival in Hyde Park.

This was his only high profile relationship, as far as we know, and even one of the only times he appeared in public with Campbell.

Is his romance with Rihanna fairly new? Yes.

But that doesn’t mean there aren’t legitimate feelings on both sides.

This relationship is the real deal,” a, insider close to Rihanna tells The Sun. “Rihanna has told friends she’s in love with him and seems completely smitten.”


Quick, someone check on Brown and Drake, please? Are they still breathing?

Jameel has very bad taste in professional basketball teams.

Pictures of Hassan taken at the Barclaycard festival depict him in a New York Knicks baseball hat. Ouch.

We guess this does give Jameel two reasons to be happy this week, however:

FIRST and foremost: he probably got to have sex with Rihanna. That’s pretty awesome.

SECOND, the Knicks fired Phil Jackson as Team President this morning. He was pretty terrible at his job.

So, by this time next year, Rihanna may be Jameel’s fiancee and the Knicks may be coming off a winning season.

We’re not sure which of those scenarios is more unlikely.