Prince William Has Hilarious Response to Prince Harry Engagement

Prince William is typically known for one of two things:

1. His dashing good looks.

2. His beautiful and pretty much perfect wife.

The Royal hunk isn’t normally applauded for his sense of humor, although that may need to change in the wake to his latest response to Prince Harry’s engagement.

Yes, in case you somehow missed it, Prince Harry is now engaged to Meghan Markle.

The couple made the news official this week via a statement, a joint photo shoot and an adorable joint interview.

When the announcement was initially made, William and Kate Middleton issued a formal response through Kensington Palace that read as follows:

“We are very excited for Harry and Meghan. It has been wonderful getting to know Meghan and to see how happy she and Harry are together.”

Short. Simple. Undoubtedly truthful.

For also…. boooooring!

On the first day of his visit to Finland on Wednesday, however, William was asked by reporters about this exciting piece of family news…

… and he responded in a far funnier manner.

“We’re very excited, delighted for them both. We’re wishing them all the happiness in this very exciting time,” he said, adding:

“Personally, I hope it means he stays out of my fridge and will stop scrounging my food, which he’s done for the last few years!”

HA! There you go. There’s a sign of humanity from the often-buttoned-up Royal family member.

During a special briefing at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday, officials revealed that the Harry and Markle will get married May of next year at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

No exact date has been announced yet.

But Middleton is due to give birth to her and William’s third child in April, meaning Great Britain may very well explode in happiness next spring.

We’ll need to keep a close eye on our dear allies.

Markle, meanwhile, has given up her acting career and will be living in London full-time.

We’re sure Middleton has talked to her and will continue to talk to her about the overwhelming changes she’s about to encounter over the following days, weeks, months and years.

Thankfully, Markle has the ideal role model to assist her along the way, as no one could have handled these sorts of changes as well as Middleton has since she married William.

Markle, however, already seems up to the task.

Asked about the harassment she’s received due to her mixed heritage, the now-former actress took a high road in her interview on Monday with Harry.

:At the end of the day I am proud of who I am and where I have come from and we have never put any focus on that,” she said.

“We have just focused on who we are as a couple.”

And who they are as a couple, as you can see below, is two very happy and very in love individuals!


Family Christmas Card Goes Viral for One Sad, Hilarious Reason

We feel your pain, Emily Seawright.

That's what the Internet is basically telling one young woman whose family Christmas card has gone viral due to the self-deprecating nature of one participant.

Why do so many siblings relate to Emily? What is going on in this mysterious card?

Scroll down to find out!

1. This is Emily

This is emily
It’s her Twitter profile pic, to be exact. Seems like a nice and attractive young woman, right?

2. This is the Seawright Family Christmas Card

“my family’s Christmas card this year lmao,” wrote Emily upon sharing it via Twitter. Take a close look at the signs being held….

3. Pretty Awesome, Right?

Pretty awesome right
The parents are “excited” because one child is “engaged” and another is “expecting,” while Emily is standing by herself, just being… Emily. At least she has a sense of humor about her status, however.

4. Also Awesome?

Also awesome
The support Emily is receiving from complete strangers. We’ve all been her, right?

5. Can We Be Best Friends?

Can we be best friends
Because who needs a boyfriend! We can have each other.

6. Hahstags Forever!

Hahstags forever
We’re here for you, Emily. #Always #And #Forever

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‘SNL’ Star Leslie Jones Gets Hilarious Shoe Proposal from Dwyane Wade

Leslie Jones REALLY likes Dwyane Wade — or maybe she’s just an undercover sneakerhead?? Probably both — ‘cause check out the “SNL” star fangirling out like a teeny bopper at a Britney concert when D-Wade hooks her up with his game-worn shoes ……


Teen Mom Dads: Outrageous (And Hilarious) Demands Revealed!

Let’s be real, the magic of the Teen Mom franchise has always come from the ladies.

That’s why it’s called Teen Mom, you know?

People are interested in Jenelle Evans’ latest meltdown, or Chelsea Houska’s latest act of adorableness. That’s what people want to see.

And sure, the dads are fun and all — Javi Marroquin obviously lives for his reality show fame, and everybody has fun fawning over Cole DeBoer.

But they’re just nowhere near being on the same level as all those girls who, once upon a time, were 16 and Pregnant.

We know this, MTV knows this, and on some level, the dads themselves have to know this.

But hey, sometimes you just have to take a shot … and according to this delightful new report from The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, the dads really went for it for this weekend’s reunion show!

According to the website, the whole Teen Mom 2 crew, as well as some Teen Mom OG cast members, are flying out to Los Angeles to film the reunion and some various specials.

MTV is footing the bill for all the flights, which makes sense, since it is a business trip.

But MTV got the guys tickets in coach, and for many of them, that simply did not fly.

Several sources told the site that many of the guys demanded first class tickets, and one even insisted that the network buy a first class ticket for his girlfriend, too.

Spoiler: it did not happen.

“The show pays for the guys to come to the reunion,” one insider explains, “and will pay for their significant other or guest to come as well.”

“But the network said no way would they pay for first class for the guys, who are just supporting characters on the show.”

Jenelle, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Leah, as well as their children and one guest each, were given first class tickets — it’s not clear if Briana DeJesus earned that luxury yet.

The source says that even that is “a relatively new thing MTV is doing for the girls,” and that “they never flew them first class before, always coach or business.”

That makes sense though, because with the level of fame the Teen Mom girls are reaching, they’ve been having more and more of a hassle while flying coach.

And since most of the moms would be the ones flying with the kids on the show, that means they’ve been getting hassled, too.

However, the source says that “the guys get a coach ticket though, and that probably won’t change.”

“They are reminded that they are free to come out-of-pocket and upgrade their coach ticket if they’d like.”

Hilariously, “The guys who were demanding first class tickets at first said they wouldn’t attend the reunion if they didn’t get upgraded tickets,” and MTV refused to give in.

“They were told not to come if that’s the case.”

How amazing, right?

And let’s be real, it’s not like any of the dads would really be missed.

The Ashley wouldn’t reveal which dads were behind this little diva fit, but they did make it clear that Adam Lind wasn’t one of them, which seems like a given, considering he quit the show and hasn’t filmed this season.

That leaves David Eason, Nathan Griffith, Corey Simms, Jeremy Calvert, Jo Rivera, Javi Marroquin, Cole DeBoer, Devoin Austin, and Luis Miguel.

The moms’ current partners would likely be their first class guests anyway, so David and Cole are out.

It’s pretty easy to see Nathan and Jeremy heading up this douche committee, right?

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: this reunion show is going to be beautiful.


Farrah Abraham: Hilarious, Delusional LinkedIn Profile Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is probably the most ambitious out of all the Teen Mom ladies.

She's opened several business within the last year, she made sure to capitalize on her fame by releasing that sex tape after the first run of Teen Mom was cancelled …

When the sex tape was successful, she actually made molds of her genitals so she could sell her very own sex toys.

The girl's got some hustle, that much is undeniable.

Farrah is so serious about her career that she's even completed the ultimate business-minded person's rite of passage: she went and lied her ass off on her LinkedIn profile.

What's that? You've never seen her LinkedIn profile?

Well, then sit back, relax, and allow us to take you on a journey through one of the most strange and magical places on the internet …

1. Your Girl Farrah

Your girl farrah
There she is! Her profile picture is recent, which we all know is important. Her most recent gig is listed right there — her upcoming MTV dating show — and she’s got lots of connections. Maybe this will actually be fine!

2. It’s All Downhill from Here …

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But when you scroll down a little bit, you get to her summary — the part of the profile where she tells us all about herself and her background. And it’s … well, it’s not good.

3. Humble Beginnings

“I once saw a boy run a lemonade Stand on a corner,” she writes of her very first job. “I opened my own and took all of his business and made the local news paper by being sweet & savvy! Plus I hired the neighbor kids to help me and started other local neighborhood businesses.”

4. The Cart Girl

Farrah abraham hair
“I was once the cart girl at a grocery store starting at minimum wage and corperate America & had to apply 3 times before getting the job, then worked my way up the ladder to bag sacker, cashier, catering and food sampler,” she recounts of her next gig. “Today I’ve had my own products being sold in whole foods and grocery stores, selling out.” Sure, Farrah. Sure.

5. The Modesty!

Farrah abraham walking the street
“I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I’m on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion,” Farrah says. “I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I’m the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.” The top 10 listed female celebrity, guys. That’s how important Farrah Abraham is.

6. Can She Read Though?

Farrah pic
“I once couldn’t finish a book,” she reveals, “and now I made the New York Times Best Sellers List and wrote a memoir, trilogy and children’s book.” Don’t brag too hard, girl. You may have “written” a “book,” but you’re still not all that great at stringing a sentence together. Finish more books.

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