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Iman Shumpert Tells Hilarious Carmelo Anthony Hazing Tale Involving Skittles

Rookies on Carmelo Anthony’s next team — watch out … ‘cause dude has ZERO CHILL when it comes to the hazing game, so says Iman Shumpert. We got Iman out in NYC — where he was in full-on pitch mode for his wifey’s new album and gear — when the…

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Farrah Abraham BUSTED In Hilarious Photoshop Fails!

It's been seven months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but she's still finding new and creative ways to embarrass herself in public on a regular basis.

In June, Farrah was arrested after allegedly attacking a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

And July is already off to a very promising start thanks to some truly embarrassing Photoshop disasters on Farrah's Instagram page.

We're not sure what's funnier — the fails themselves, or the brutal fashion in which Farrah is being roasted by her followers.

Check out the gallery below to decide for yourself:

1. Farrah Abraham Sucks at Photoshop

Farrah abraham sucks at photoshop
Farrah posted this pic to her Instagram page to celebrate Independence Day. Fans were quick to point out the irony of her obvious dependence on Photoshop.

2. Word Salad

Farrah abraham on insta
Farrah attempted to explain what her ass has to do with the Fourth of July with one of her classically nonsensical rants:

3. Shout Out To … Everyone?

Farrah abraham in underwear for some reason
“For the I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T,” Farrah wrote. “The leaders, the doers, the disrupters, no better way then celebrating your “survivor journey” on #independenceday stay true to your focus, your ambition, your drive your over coming is noticed and recognized on this very day. Cheers to the independent success stories GOD BLESS THE USA”

4. Hashtags Galore

Farrah abraham in a gold and black dress
Because of course she wasn’t done there, Farrah added: “#blessed #livingmybestlife #ilovemylife #survivor #independentwoman #independent #syrian #american #danish #sicilian #2018 #victor #victory #fireworks #firework”

5. The Real Issue Here

Farrah abraham in a bowtie
Obviously, fans were less focused on the ridiculous patriotic caption than on the botched retouching of Farrah’s butt.

6. A Valid Question

Farrah abraham face down
“Omg what’s wrong with your butt?” asked one fan. Needless to say, she wasn’t alone in her curiosity.

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Baker Mayfield Shades Ex-OU Teammates In Hilarious Complaint Over Madden Rating

Baker Mayfield’s former Oklahoma wideouts ain’t gonna like this … the new Browns QB is taking pop shots at ALL of them … saying he can catch better than any of his ex-Sooner teammates!! Baker was asked what he thought his Madden 19 rating…

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Farrah Abraham Vs. Drita D’Avanzo: HILARIOUS New Feud Alert!

That Farrah Abraham, always getting into trouble with that big, silly mouth of hers!

Except this time, Farrah made have run that mouth about the wrong person.

Seriously, she really messed up this time.

OK, so are you familiar with Drita D’Avanzo? She was on Mob Wives, she was friends with the legendary Big Ang, and she’s known for having a bit of a temper.

Like, she was arrested a couple of years ago for beating her neighbor over a parking spot. Drita does not play around.

Anyway, Drita and Farrah appeared together at the opening of an Atlantic City club on Thursday night, and afterwards, Farrah took to her Instagram to rant about the experience.

In a live video, she explained “I normally don’t do joint appearances because to be honest, I am done with other quote unquote reality people.”

“I feel like they’re either hung up on drugs, drinking, f-cked up, unprofessional, just f-cking nasty pieces of sh-t on earth.”

It’s funny, because Farrah is most definitely in the category of “reality people,” and there are many of her peers that would likely call her “f-cked up, unprofessional, just f-cking nasty pieces of sh-t on earth.”

But that’s a conversation for another day.

Without saying Drita’s name, Farrah siad “You have someone show up and like talk to the owner about how you couldn’t send her her freaking money at my dinner table because she didn’t want to eat together, but then she can’t even do the photos for the club, she can’t meet anymore, she can’t talk to anyone, then she just disappears!”

“Here’s my vibe,” she continued. “If you can’t be professional to show up to work, don’t cry to other people when you have no money, no work, no nothing … because you are nothing.”

“I’m sorry, if you are replaceable in the workforce, no one wants to hire you — that’s not everyone’s fault, that is your fault.”

She told her followers that “I had to release this, because I am done. I don’t even know why they even shared my night with someone who is a has-been.”

“I’m like, give me a break, it’s either you’re nice, you’re amazing, you have a good work ethic, or stay the f-ck out of my way!”

Again, it’s funny, because she’s never nice or amazing, right? Is she honestly this delusional?

Well, yes.

But that’s what happened when Farrah met Drita.

And when Page Six reached out to Drita for a comment on what Farrah had said, the Mob Wives star said “I’m going to slap the sh-t out of that Mr. Ed-looking f-cker.”

You’re already living for this feud, right?

Drita also said that she wasn’t too clear on who Farrah is, and that she thinks she’s “an unemployed porn star.”

She “doesn’t care if she’s a hooker,” but still, “she f-cked with the wrong person.”

She repeated those comments in a video she shared on Instagram last night:

It seems like in the time between the interview and the Instagram video, she figured out that Farrah’s famous for being on Teen Mom OG, but she still thinks that later “she became a hooker or some sh-t.”

But that doesn’t bother her — she explained that what does bother her is that Farrah was nice to her face, and then later “ripped me to shreds.”

“I don’t know who you dealt with in the past,” Drita said, “but you got the wrong motherf-cker.”

“I no longer assault anybody, because the last time someone tried to test me they ended up putting me in jail. You’re not worth it.”

“However,” she added, “I might have to make an exception.”

It’s at this point that you really start to appreciate how badly Farrah messed up, right?

For what it’s worth though, Drita did say that “I’m not gonna closed fist punch your face in, I’m gonna open hand smack the f-ck out of you, straight up, on sight. Just so you know.”

Small miracles, huh?

If you’ve already gotten so invested in this amazing new reality star feud, don’t worry — we have one more bit of news!

Farrah saw Drita’s comments about her comments, and she addressed her on Twitter directly, writing one of her most aggressive word salads yet!

“F-cking low class trash dusted up nobody show up and work you have no work ethic and act like a criminal say what you want about me so you feel better about how pathetic you are!” she tweeted.

“Use me for press haha your a loser go get a real job my lawyer will be contacting you Psycho.”

Beautiful.

She also tweeted “Dinner & Atlantic City was fabulous I hope the clown fixes her drug problem & her abusive relationship.”

“Girl I’m rootin for ya but have self control & don’t threaten my safety such a bad look on top of not working no wonder you don’t get paid.”

Can’t wait to see what happens next!

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David Spade’s Hilarious Take on Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump’s Alleged Affair

Turns out David Spade has deep thoughts about Donald Trump’s alleged affair with Stormy Daniels … or, at least, some very funny ones. We got Spade Thursday night in SoHo, and asked what he thought about the porn star suing the Prez over their…

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Farrah Abraham: Her Hilarious Dating Profile Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is single and ready to mingle!

How do we know that?

Because the girl has her Bumble profile right out there for all to see!

Check out Farrah describes herself to potential suitors, as well as what she's looking for in a mate.

It's … it's just really interesting. And also hilarious. And just a touch mortifying.

1. Oh Hey Girl!

Farrah abraham bumble profile
OK, so picture it: you’re just hanging out, messing around on your phone, looking for a soulmate or a hookup or whatever. You open Bumble and you come across this. Farrah, 26, CEO and founder of her own business and educated at the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. What do you do?

2. LIES

Farrah abraham fired
If you’re reading this, then you would probably laugh for the rest of your whole entire life at our girl Farrah presenting herself like this, but what if you didn’t know who she was? What if you just thought she was some nice business-minded woman?

3. Nice Ears

Farrah abraham bumble pic
So then you’d check out more of her photos and see this — she likes cute Snapchat filters, how fun! Sure, she obviously indulges in some plastic surgery from time to time, but if she’s a smart, successful, fun-loving lady, maybe you can look past that. Heck, maybe you’re even into it.

4. Uh …

Farrah abraham international celebrity
But then you see this. And then … well, it’s tough to say what happens then.

5. Hmmm

Farrah the ambassador
Are you intrigued by this “international celebrity”? She does come out and say that she’s on Teen Mom, but she also says that she’s a “Business Mogul, New York Times Bestselling Author, Advocate for safe contraception, Owner / Founder Furnished By Farrah, Froco, Sophia Laurent.”

6. Could It Be?!

Farrah abraham camgirl
Could you be the “smart, intelligent, creative, epic” kind of person she’s looking to connect with?

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