Farrah Abraham After Leaving Jail: I’m Never Staying In a Hotel Again!

As you’ve likely heard by now, Farrah Abraham was arrested Tuesday night after allegedly assaulting a male staff member while staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Farrah spent the night in jail but has since been released on bail.

Thus far, charges have not been filed but prosecutors have until Friday to do so.

Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, was in the hotel at the time of the incident, but she was reportedly asleep in her room and did not bear witness to her mother’s meltdown.

In short, no one was seriously injured and for Sophia, it was no more traumatic than any typical day of being Farrah Abraham’s daughter.

Thus, it’s safe to make fun of this situation, and folks — there’s so, so much to laugh at here.

Shortly after leaving prison, Farrah vomited up one of her most nonsensical word salads to date in a video she submitted to TLC.

Like all things Farrah, it must be seen to be believed:

“I don’t know who called the cops, why people called the cops … I was focused on my friends and then someone was trying to be involved, another guest,” Farrah said in the clip, before trying to make herself out to be some sort of feminist hero.

“I hope no other female finds herself in this position or situation, and I know it’s very hard being a public figure or ‘celebrity,’ if you will.”

It’s nice that we’re becoming more ‘woke’ as a society, Farrah seems to be saying, but what about the most marginalized group of all — celebrities!

Anyway, for the first time since Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG, she has the internet’s full attention — and she’s not letting go of it without a fight.

Farrah took to Instagram Live today to continue spewing her thoughts about the incident, and it seems she’ll be checking into a lot of Air BnBs in the future.

“Hey guys! I wanted to say thank you for all of the well wishes and concern,” Farrah told her followers.

“It’s sort of sad sometimes when you’re out and you just can’t have fun and people want to attack you and get you all in that trouble,” she added.

“So, I’m blessed by God, and I don’t ever want to be attacked again at a hotel.”

In her mind, she presumably conjured the hashtag “2Blessed2BStressed.”

The specificity of Farrah’s comment left Farrah fans puzzled.

She doesn’t want to be attacked in a hotel again?!

Is she done staying in hotels, or is she just gonna wear a beekeeper suit from now on.

Farrah didn’t respond to requests for elaboration, but we’re sure she’s working on another lengthy video rant at this very moment.


Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!!

It's been six months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the mother of one is still generating enough drama to support a dozen reality shows.

TMZ is reporting today that Farrah was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel for attacking an employee.

According to a police report, Farrah was taken into custody on battery and trespassing charges late Tuesday night and is now being held on $ 500 bail.

Obviously, the situation has raised a lot of questions:

What might have set Farrah off?

How hammered was she?

Why won't anyone pay her measly-ass bail?

We set out to solve these mysteries and more while Farrah attempts to explain to her cellmate how famous she is:

1. You Can’t Take Her Anywhere

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On Tuesday night, Farrah was at the ultra-swanky Beverly Hills Hotel when she got into an argument with a male staffer, whom she allegedly struck.

2. The Trigger

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Currently, no one knows what set Farrah off exactly, but according to sources — and you may want to sit down for this — alcohol was definitely a factor in the incident.

3. Playing the Celeb Card

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Police were called, and onlookers say Farrah shouted at the arresting officers and repeated the phrase, “You should know who I am!”

4. "Don’t You Know Who I Am?"

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Good rule of thumb with that question: If you have to ask, the answer is no.

5. Cuban Sandwich

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Before her arrest, Farrah posted this photo of herself and famed business tycoon Mark Cuban. “Entrepreneur’s workin even at the pool,” she captioned the pic.

6. What Went Wrong?

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So Farrah was all smiles as she hobnobbed with the rich and famous just hours before her meltdown. What happened in the meantime that caused her to lose her cool? Well, we have a few theories …

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