Kailyn Lowry: My Boobs Are TOO HUGE!

Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry is stacked, folks.

We only bring this up because she is bringing it up, saying that her boobs are so large and unwieldy that they’re interfering with her daily life.

It’s gotten to the point that she’s considering once again considering getting a breast reduction.

Speaking on her podcast, Coffee Convos, Kail reveals that her breasts are a challenge and they impede her workouts.

“I’m having a really hard time with sports bras.”

Specifically, with wearing them. Because they don’t seem to be equipped to contain her boobs.

(Which is, after all, the job of sports bras)

“And I don’t know if it’s just me or that my tits are so massive that I just need a reduction.”

Earlier this year, she decided against a boob job, and decided to spend that money on a nutritionist and start working out.

But her efforts to shed pounds are being actively impeded by her boobs.

Kailyn explains the very practical difficulties of having a bust like hers while trying to exercise:

“I’ll run or do box jumps and my whole boob will come out of a sports bra.”

That’s a pain (literally) indoors, but if she’s running outside and someone sees her, that would be so much worse.

“So I’ll look down and my nip is out.”

Looking down and finding that you’re exposed is a recurring element in many people’s nightmares.

Her cohost offers a couple of solutions that are less drastic than going under the knife.

Lindsie Chrisley suggest that she might try wearing two sports bras in order to contain her bazongas. or that she could use duct tape to keep things in check.

But it sounds like Kail is giving up on the idea of non-surgical remedies.

“Maybe that’s not necessary and I just got a little bit of a reduction.”

You know that she’s struggling when plastic surgery, a major move — even if you’ve had it before — seems like the more viable option.

“Because I know with weight loss they will get smaller, but I think they are so big at this point!”

In other words, she wants to work out to lose weight, including from her boobs.

But her boobs are actively interfering with her efforts to shed the weight through exercise.

It’s a sick joke, but a lot of people find their attempts to lose weight impeded by the weight itself.

Earlier this year, after Kailyn revealed that she had backed out of her trip to see Dr. Miami, she was assailed by tweets.

The body-shaming reduced her to tears. It was heartbreaking.

Some so-called “fans” were shaming her for having considered cosmetic surgery in the first place.

Some considered it lazy, while others were excoriating her for wanting to change her body.

(It’s her flesh prison and she can change it however she likes)

Others were shaming her for backing out, essentially ridiculing for keeping her current figure.

People can be disgusting.

Kailyn Lowry is beautiful just the way that she is.

If she wants to lose weight through diet and exercise, more power to her.

If she wants to shed weight through cosmetic surgery, she is free to do that. It’s her money and her body and her life, and it’s none of anyone else’s business.

For the record, they make specialized sports bras for women who are encountering Kail’s exact problem. We don’t know if she’s tried those.

But ultimately, she doesn’t have to explore any other options if she already has one in mind. 

She can do what she wants.

And, for those who are worried, we’re sure that she’ll be just as hot when she’s done as she is now.


Khloe Kardashian: Yuck, My Butt is Huge!!!

In many ways, Khloe Kardashian’s life after giving birth is different from that of her sisters.

Neither Kim Kardashian nor Kourtney Kardashian nor Kylie Jenner had to deal with a cheating, terrible, dishonest baby daddy.

However, in one significant and very irritating way, Khloe is just like her siblings in the weeks following this momentous life change:

She’s all about losing weight and resurrecting that bikini body!

“When I saw myself in those first post-pregnancy paparazzi photos, I couldn’t believe how big my booty looked!” wrote the 33-year old new mom on her official app yesterday.

She then added, naturally:

“I can’t wait to tone up again and get my body back to where it was.”


Khloe, of course, gave birth to a daughter named True Thompson back on April 12.

She did so under the most unusual and awful of circumstances, considering stories went viral a day before about Tristan Thompson cheating on Kardashian throughout the duration of her pregnancy.

We can’t imagine what Khloe is going through these days and we really don’t want to pile on.

We’ve also given the speech many times on this website about how Khloe and her sisters set a very poor example for other new mothers by talking SO extensively in public about shedding their baby weight.

So we don’t need to go on that same diatribe again now.

We just wish Khloe would realize that she has the luxury of personal chefs and personal trainers and a lot of time on her hands, things most new mothers must do without.

But anyway. We’re digressing again.

Added Khloe in this post:

“I’m super excited because my doctor finally cleared me this week to work out and I’m going to meet with Coach Joe! I’ve literally been counting down the days.”

Well, sure.

What else would Khloe be doing, spending quality time with Thompson?

Wait… WHAT? She has been doing that?!?

Yes. Kardashian was spotted last weekend at a Cavs basketball game, ostensibly to cheer on Tristan and other Cleveland players.

An Us Weekly insider has said that Khloe and Tristan are all the way back together, despite Khloe’s loved ones pushing her to move to Los Angeles and to leave Thompson behind.

The Revenge Body now says she’s “proud” of herself “for not being as big as I assumed I would be” so soon after delivering her first kid.

“But I’m ready to start getting my body back and feeling mentally clear again,” Kardashian writes. “Bring on summer and the hard work – I got this!”

Here’s the thing, though:

Thompson allegedly likes women with big butts.

So while she may be with Tristan right now, perhaps this weight loss mission is her subtle way of letting everyone know that she does plan on moving on from him soon.

And if this is the case, we take back all of our aforementioned criticism.

Go do the damn thing, Keeks!