Kris Humphries (LOL!) Comments on Rob Kardashian

Kris Humphries only averaged 4.6 points per game for the Atlanta Hawks last season.

But he has a few points he’d like to make about Rob Kardashian in the wake of that reality star’s ongoing, explosive, mostly one-sided fight with Blac Chyna.

Asked about the legal and ethical hullabaloo surrounding Rob these days, Humphries expressed support for his former brother-in-law while attending the Starkey Hearing Foundation Gala in Saint Paul, Minnesota on Sunday, July 16.

“That’s my guy,” Kris told Us Weekly of Rob. “I don’t read too much into it. Hopefully he’ll be alright.”

Humphries, of course, was married to Kim Kardashian for a whole 72 days.

The professional basketball player then dragged out his divorce proceedings for over a year after Kim announced the couple’s separation, coming across like a pretty major douchebag the entire time.

So it’s not exactly a shock that he wouldn’t find much fault here in what Rob did to Blac Chyna.

Back on July 5, the day after Chyna send him a video of her kissing another guy, Rob went on a social media tirade against his ex-fiancee (and current baby mama).

He slammed Chyna as a drug addict and called her out for various plastic surgeries, alleging he paid for these procedures and also lavished Blac with cars and jewelry.

Most damaging of all, Kardashian referenced Chyna’s many sexual escapades and even posted multiple photos of her naked body parts.

Five days after being victimized by Rob in this manner, Chyna was granted a temporary restraining order against the troubled star.

No one in the Kardashian or Jenner clan has spoken explicitly about all that transpired, but a recent report claimed they tried to hold an intervention for Rob.

It did not go well, however.

After being taken to court by Chyna for the aforementioned restraining order, the Keeping Up With the Kardashian star’s attorney, Robert Shapiro, told TMZ that the outburst was “a spontaneous reaction that [Rob] regrets.”

Thankfully for Rob and his loved ones, Chyna has stated that she doesn’t intend to change her custody arrangement.

She has every intention of allowing Rob to help raise baby Dream going forward, but she could easily change her mind if the first-time father acts in an inappropriate manner once again down the line.

Rob is skating on rather thin ice, in other words.

Humphries, meanwhile, has carved out a lengthy basketball career for himself.

In 800 total games, he’s averaged 6.7 points and 5.4 rebounds per contest, with an effective field goal percentage of 46.9.

To those who follow the celebrity gossip universe, he’ll always be known as Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband.

To NBA fans, however, he’ll be known as a mediocre journeyman who averaged over a block per game in two separate seasons.


Kim Kardashian: THIS is When I Knew My Marriage to Kris Humphries Was Over

In footage from the Kim Kardashian sex tape, the world’s most famous reality star spreads her legs open wide for Ray J.

Similarly, in a sit-down with Andy Cohen on Bravo this past Sunday night, Kim Kardashian opened her mouth and discussed a different past relationship, one nearly as notorious as the dalliance that producer her amateur porn.

We speak, of course, about Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries.

The ex-Playboy model was married to the mediocre power forward for a total of 72 days before she announced the union was over.

Humphries challenged various aspects of the marriage in court, actually claiming he was duped by Kim into exchanging vows for what she always knew was a sham relationship.

As a result, the divorce was not finalized for over a year.

But it was pretty much over from the beginning, Kim told Cohen on the latest installment of Watch What Happens Live.

“I knew on the honeymoon it wasn’t going to work out,” Kardashian admitted this week for the first time.

How could she possibly have known that?

Or, better to ask, why did she get married in the first place if she knew so quickly that it wasn’t going to last?

“At the time I just thought, ‘Holy shit, I’m 30-years-old – I better get this together. I better get married,’” she confessed, attempting to explain:

“I think a lot of girls do go through that, where they freak out thinking they’re getting old and all their friends are having kids. So, it was more of that situation.”

We guess that makes some sense.

But the theory that Kim simply wanted to benefit financially from the wedding (she made a rumored $ 10 million from selling the video and photographic rights to various outlets and tabloids) before getting the heck out of it ASAP also makes some sense.

Asked which Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoff she likes least, Kim mentioned Humphries and replied as follows:

“When Kourtney and I did New York because I was in that awful cry face with that last marriage I had. That whole situation was just really hard for me.”

Kim, of course, has moved on. Far, far, far, far on.

She just celebrated her three-year anniversary with Kanye West and has two kids to show for it.

Make fun of her all you want, but Kardashian seems legitimately happy and in love.

Which is more than she can say about her mother and step-father.

When asked by Cohen about how things are these days between Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner, Kardashian was refreshingly honest.

She initially said there was a “zero percent” chance the estranged ex-spouses would ever speak agaib.

But then she modified her response.

“I would say two percent,” she said. And those are Kendall and Kylie. That’s their percentage. All fair, I think.”

In other words: Kris and Caitlyn may chat again at some point in the future because they are both parents to two relatively young women.

We’ll see, of course. Two percent is a pretty low percentage.

But it’s two percentage points higher than Kim and Humphries ever speaking again.


Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries: 24 Facts About Their 72-Day Marriage

As previously documented, there was many weird facts about Kim Kardashian out there.

But did you know there are even more bizarre, shocking and generally bat $ hit crazy facts out there about Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries?

It's true!

And we're not even referring to how Kim has said she knew it was over from the start.

You simply won't believe some of the tidbits we've uncovered below…

1. Kris Humphies Proposed…

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… and then he and Kim got married a mere 90 days later. Insiders say Kardashian wanted to exchange vows as soon as possible so that she would look young and thin at the time of her wedding.

2. Prior to Getting Hitched…

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… Kim and Kris spent a total (yes, a total!) of one full week together, in terms of physical proximity.

3. Doubts Abounded

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The evening before the wedding, Kris Jenner asked her daughter: “Do you want out? You’re not yourself.”

4. An Overestimate

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During the ceremony, Khloe was heard whispering to another guest: “I give it six fucking months.” (Editor’s note: HA!)

5. Wait… REALLY?!?

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Future husband Kanye Was allegedly purchased his first-ever cellphone so he could send Kim pictures of former basketball stars who had aged terribly, telling her at the time: “This is your future.”

6. An Ominous Sign

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During their wedding rehearsal, Kris supposedly told Kim he couldn’t wait to “scream” at her when he got the chance, to which Kim replied: “Go for it, I’ll fucking slice you.”

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