Khloe Kardashian: I’ll Get Better at Sex So Tristan Thompson Won’t Cheat!

Despite her hurt and humiliation, Khloe Kardashian is still staying with Tristan Thompson … for now, at least. And she doesn’t want anyone’s advice.

A report says that part of how she’s bouncing back from both the betrayal and from giving birth to precious baby True is through reigniting the spark of their sex life.

And from what this insider is saying about sex toys and new positions, it sounds like she’s going above and beyond to keep Tristan from straying again.

HollywoodLife spoke to an insider who is talking all about Khloe and Tristan’s revitalized sex life.

Like so many parts of a relationship, it sounds like this has taken some work.

“Khloe has made a concerted effort to sex up her relationship with Tristan,” the source reveals.

The source goes on to say that this is a priority “because amazing sex was something they really connected with when they first got together.”

“Towards the end of her pregnancy,” the source reports. “The last thing on Khloe’s mind was having sex.”

Well, of course.

The source continues, saying: “Then she was recovering from True’s birth, and trying to work through her feelings following the cheating scandal.”

That must have been a grim time for her.

“But now,” the source reveals. “Khloe is feeling pretty much back to her old self.”

The source says that Tristan’s job has also kept them apart, adding: “And with the playoffs out of the way, she thinks it’s time to bring the spark back”

Another factor has been their daughter, True.

She might be the only reason that Khloe gave Tristan a second chance, but it sounds like she was also keeping her mom very busy.

“True’s sleeping is really improving,” the source reveals. “And she’s no longer constantly waking up to be fed every couple of hours throughout the night.”

(There is some anecdotal evidence that suggests that babies that feed extremely regularly like that are destined to be on the tall side — just putting that out there)

When you’re feeding a baby every two hours, 24 hours a day, you can forget about getting a good night’s sleep.

You can also forget about banging your hunky baby daddy. You can barely work up the energy to feed yourself.

“So,” the source continues. “Khloe is making the most of no longer feeling exhausted 27/7.”

So what steps has Khloe taken to spice things up again?

The insider gets specific.

“She’s bought of copy of Karmasutra — 245 Karmasutra Positions With Pictures,” the insider says. “And she’s determined to try out all of them with Tristan, a different position each night.”

That’s not an uncommon book or tactic, but Khloe’s going the extra mile.

“Khloe’s has also splashed some serious cash on a ton of new sex toys and hot lingerie.”

Sex toys and lingerie can really add up, but money is no object to Khloe.

(Contrary to some people’s misconceptions, sex toys are not just for solitary activities)

According to this report, Khloe’s very deliberate sexual reawakening is doing wonders for them both.

“She’s in full femme fatale mode,” the insider says. “Tristan is in seventh heaven right now.”

If we take femme fatale in a traditional sense, that would explain Khloe allegedly leading Tristan’s sports team to ruin.

But it seems clear that the source just means that she’s being very seductive.

“The Khloe he met and fell in love with is back, in full force,” the source describes. “And he’s loving every single minute of it.”

We would imagine so!

Some would say that Khloe is coming across as desperate.

That she’s seducing her own boyfriend and baby daddy because she needs to feel desirable and powerful again after he humiliated her with his cheating scandal.

Others would say that she is effectively rewarding him for his behavior.

If your man cheats on you and your response is to up your sex game, you’re basically saying that you totally sympathize with him for taking his business elsewhere, and have taken steps to improve his satisfaction.

Aren’t monogamous relationships supposed to be a commitment?

Khloe shouldn’t feel like she needs to compete with every other beautiful woman on the planet.


Roseanne Barr: I’ll Make Restitution, But I Did Nothing Wrong!!

Last week, Roseanne Barr’s racist tweet and the ensuing backlash got her sitcom revival cancelled. Womp womp.

This week, she is trying to convince people that she is “making resitution” for what she’s done. That’s very vague, but sounds good.

Unfortunately, she might be more convincing if she weren’t retweeting outlandish, horrible statements about the same woman she compared to an epe.

Roseanne Barr tweeted that former Senior Adviser to President Obama, Valerie Jarrett, was the child of the “muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes.”

That, folks, is racist. Comparing black people to apes has a long and terrible history, and it is impossible to imagine that Roseanne did not know that.

Though she had made a similar statement about another member of the Obama administration several years ago, it was the outcry over this tweet that prompted ABC to cancel her series.

In addition to using racism as a weapon to target a woman whose politics she dislike, Roseanne also cost the entire cast and crew their jobs.

While multiple sources indicate that a spinoff without Barr might actually happen, it sounds like a long-shot.

Roseanne herself seems to at least acknowledge that she did something wrong. On Tuesday, she tweeted:

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“I’m making restitution for the pain I have caused.”

It is not clear whether Roseanne is referring to the people she targeted with racist insults — people like Valerie Jarrett.

She may also be talking about the cast and crew who are suddenly in search of new jobs even though her show had previously been renewed for a second season.

Many of these people may have had to turn down offers that have now expired because they already had Roseanne lined up. Some are scrambling.

But maybe Roseanne really wants to convince fans who felt betrayed by her racism that she’s not the same as she was.

Though retweeting replies like this one may make that harder to believe.

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A fan tweeted, and Roseanne retweeted, this:

“You didn’t cause any pain. Those people always hated you.”

Point of order: actually, plenty of people who currently dislike Roseanne Barr were fans of her, years ago, when she was an advocate for equality. They wonder what happened to make her like she is today.

“Valerie Jarrett wants Israelis and Jews chased into the sea, and she’ll celebrate.”

We’re horrified by this statement and also unsure of the source of Jarrett’s alleged desire to red bull an entire diverse ethnic group of millions of people.

Obviously, Roseanne is not responsible for the abhorrent things that her fans say.

But she chose to retweet this. She is responsible for that.

And many feel that it calls her entire “restitution’ statement into question.

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Roseanne also tweeted this:

“Deplatforming — read about it.”

Deplatforming is usually brought up when people are talking about nazis.

The idea is essentially that while people are free to think and say the most evil, abhorrent things imaginable, that doesn’t mean that other people have to listen.

It also doesn’t mean that these people need a platform from which to spew their vile rhetoric.

Thus, deplatforming is making sure that people like famed nazi Richard Spencer have as few opportunities to try to share their ideas about genocide as possible.

Based upon that tweet, Roseanne apparently believes that deplatforming is a bad thing and that it is happening to her.

In that case, is she suggesting that her racist tweet was fine, and that this was all a sinister conspiracy to boot her off of television?

To be honest … based upon her social media history, this would not even the most bizarre and improbable conspiracy theory that Roseanne believes.

But though people have rushed to her defense — sort of — by claiming that she isn’t racist but is in fact just crazy, there is no evidence of that.

Racism is a lot of things, but it is not a mental illness. Millions of people with mental illness manage to not be racist. Sometimes, people are just bad.

We would all like to see Roseanne do and say better things. Maybe she’s serious about restitution. We sure hope so.


Cris Cyborg: I’ll Grant Amanda Nunes’ Death Wish, Kick Her Ass This Summer

Cris Cyborg says she’s changed her tune on rearranging Amanda Nunes’ face … and is now willing to rumble with the UFC’s other Brazilian women’s champ! “If she’s calling me out she has to prepare herself,” Cyborg said. “[Nunes] should defend…